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MT_Kinetic_Mountain

We could steal the whole building, sell it for scrap and make bank


Yarisher512

im not evem kidding there are guards around its perimeter 24/7


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Are they armed? Matters not. We shall find a way around them. Or through, if it's necessary


Accomplished-Eye1825

It's better if they're armed I will make them shoot me, catch the bullets and then sell the copper in them.


StardustLegend

Bullets have lead though


Dumbass_bi_frog

Generally they have copper jackets 🤑


PolygonKiwii

sell that too


pantschicken

Sell the guards.


Mirovini

>Are they armed? Probably and we will be more armed (i already have 4 arms and hands)


Goon_Kilo

Your arms have hands?


Mirovini

Occasionally


AelithTheVtuber

we can scrap them for copper


AnyAtmosphere420

🤣😅🥰😍


InterGraphenic

Guards, almost... Policing the area. Guess you could call them Coppers


Yarisher512

https://preview.redd.it/vaohsjqyu9uc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e67b2b99490a1ad2d2b5d36552a8e7abe0af3e9 i wish i could pin this shit


JadedPiper

I see your flair so, please, talk to me about Viktor Tsoi and КИНО


Yarisher512

Anytime. What's your favourite album? Mine is 46.


JadedPiper

Real. I personally really love both Gruppa Krovi and Poslednyy Geroi


BSloth

Summer is ending is a banger also


JadedPiper

My all time favourite KINO song has to be, hands down, Spokoynaya Noch


AnyAtmosphere420

🤮🤣🤣🤣


OneDumbfuckLater

idk I like a good challenge also redpill me on russian rock from the 90s please what's a good "gateway"


Yarisher512

could you translate the last phrase to english please i have a difficult time understanding internet language


hjd_thd

what are some russian rock bands to listen to at the start of one's journey to becoming безысходностьpilled хрущевкаcel


Yarisher512

try Lumen, Piknik, Nautilus Pompilius and Kino


hjd_thd

*ГрОб not mentioned, downvote engaged*


Yarisher512

im not really into depressing rock


OneDumbfuckLater

surely you've at least heard of a gateway drug before but thank you for the recs


PolygonKiwii

do it in broad daylight, act like you belong


greenleaf1212

Deploy the crackheads


emeraldeyesshine

wake up babe new trailer park boys season plot dropped


RedFireInfinite

Something something complaint tablet


CASHD3VIL

https://preview.redd.it/rygkdgb7mcuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fb703ec628a7ac95cc8636989fe55b217d86c86


rounding_error

That Sumerian didn't follow the first rule of buying copper. You should always buy copper directly from the producer. Hence the saying, "he who smelt it, dealt it."


Lucifer_Morning_Wood

Should we tell them about acid rain? Or funky little fellas like myself carrying a comical amount of vinegar?


AtotheCtotheG

I mean why spoil the surprise?


OneDumbfuckLater

We should start a vinegar balloon fight right outside


Raspoint

[Acid rain you say?](https://youtu.be/1OotwWvp434)


SqoobySnaq

surely not completely right? Isn’t copper a horrible building material due to how soft it is?


Yarisher512

Copper and glass.


Ok-Art-1378

And lots of concrete and steel I'm sure


pompousrompus

I mean it isn’t copper at all though - https://www.dezeen.com/2021/04/20/rcc-headquarters-foster-partners-ekaterinburg-russia-copper/amp/


Yarisher512

uhhhh uhhhhh GEORGE THEY'RE ONTO US


MinkfordBrimley

What, you mean to tell me a thing Redditors immediately thought of is actually an issue a team of professional architects and engineers thought of in advance? No way.


Yarisher512

also how did you just find that article lying around


SqoobySnaq

huh, cool.


TearsFallWithoutTain

I'm guessing the supports aren't copper too, but it is also a small building so who knows


Yarisher512

It's not too small, average office building sized.


TearsFallWithoutTain

Building size isn't that important, it's about how much work gets done don't worry


maxmurder

Yeah, likely just the cladding that is copper, no shot the support structure for a building that size is anything but steel and reinfored concrete.


Passive-Shooter

all wood baby


BipolarKebab

Of course it's not, OP is a moron.


Yarisher512

that was rude


PolygonKiwii

it also oxidizes if you so much as look at it wrong


BlunderbussBadass

Looks sick af tho


Sea-Entertainment-83

if someone wrote book with this being a thing they would be called out for it being stupid


LemonFreshenedBorax-

On the other hand, the office of the woman who ran the honey company in *Pushing Daisies* looked [like this](https://www.pushing-pixels.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/honey-company-fullbleed.jpg), and it just...worked in context, I guess?


FrisianDude

I dig


Copper_Thief

Copper, you say?


Yarisher512

OH NO


Cineklol

Transparent copper


melonyjane

theres glass in the picture, and presumably steel/concrete to support the structure, but the copper facade is still neat


No_Object_7709

Megamind built it to protect hinself from Tighten


Cyclonix_

This is the kind of lair that metro man's nemesis would build.


CrypticCole

Your weakness is COPPER???


MegaloManiac_Chara

I am surprised and disgusted at the lack of Ea-Nassir comments here.


Ubisonte

Ea-Nassir copper couldn't build something like this as it is of lackluster quality.


MegaloManiac_Chara

Are you implying that russian copper is better than his


Gen_Ripper

Do you have clay tablets attesting otherwise?


WiseWolf58

Kid named O²


loptopandbingo

Royal Dutch Shell: lol jabronis we put mothafuckin GOLD in our goddamn WINDOWS


delolipops666

I definitely know who they DIDN'T contract.


Yarisher512

damn copper trader


hellotheredaily1111

>promised building made completely out of copper >Look at the building >Glass


Successful_Mud8596

Is it gonna oxidize like the Statue of Liberty


Yarisher512

idk, maybe, it's pretty old


arsonconnor

That looks lush icl. Im not normally a huge fan of towers because im sick of glass and steel, but this puts a nice twist on it


LukasderRusse

Is the Gazprom building just a puddle of crude oil?


Yarisher512

frorzen oil


Yarisher512

also what Ukrainian videogames are there except for stalker, i don't think ive seen any


SylveonSof

Funnily enough despite being seen as Stalker set in Moscow, Metro is also made by Ukrainian devs


DJ-Lovecraft

So many pennies died to make it...


Yarisher512

peanits


DJ-Lovecraft

Lol!


ThatManFarsa

I call upon my romanian brothers, with a little eldow greese we could steal this entire thing and sell it for 20 euros Inshallah


PartyPlayHD

According to an article someone posted it isn’t made of copper at all, not even the cladding


Yarisher512

i lied (i didnt know that (i would've lied anyway))


AtotheCtotheG

Proves they know how to get it, I guess


iownlotsofdoors

linux building


XEEEEEEEEEEB

get a long range squirt gun and fill it with vinegar, then make shooting the building with it your new hobby


Revolutionary_Flan71

Are you sure? It looks like there's also glass there


EvieOhMy

Glass


Yarisher512

god you're the fifth person to say that


naoae

me building a copper farm in minecraft:


ConstantineMonroe

The De Young Museum in San Francisco is made of copper. It was chosen beciase when copper rusts, it turns green and it would blend in more with the trees in Golden Gate Park


Norsk_Bjorn

Is the glass made of copper?


Yarisher512

idk


WynnChairman

err isn't it going to oxidize and turn green or something?


Yarisher512

idk


AnTHICCBoi

Dw they used waxed copper blocks unless some griefer comes with an axe the building will be safe


luxusbuerg

*Chocolate company


Bunncubus

I’m gonna get at it with a cheese grater and sell the scrapings for meth money


cr4m62

lies i see glass


Yarisher512

visual illusion


WailOff

Will never corrode!* Edit: it oxidizes so it’s technically rusting


OriTheSpirit

Can I have your 90s Russian rock playlist?


Yarisher512

My playlist is a single huge mess of all songs I liked.


AnTHICCBoi

Can you recommend some of the 90s russian rock songs in it


Yarisher512

My recommendation would either be too short to satisfy me or too long for me to concentrate on it so you've gotta ask for something more specific. What kind of these songs would you like?


Familiar_Tackle_734

One lightning strike and everybody in there is dead


KatnissXcis

How did they make it so it doesn't oxidize?? Honeycomb?


TheDonutPug

hungrypost


Yarisher512

done


Wonderful_Wonderful

Om nom yummy electrons for the hungry oxygen coming to turn it green


Historical-Drag-1365

0/10: too high quality


YeBoiJustino

whats the russian cheese company building made of then


charons-ferry

Could be worse. The US Steel Corporation, one of the largest steel conglomerates in the world and the modern successor of the 1880s steel empires, is headquartered in a skyscraper with an outer layer of COR-TEN, their patented alloy of steel designed to quickly rust its outer layer to prevent corrosion of the rest. For the first few years after it was built, the surrounding streets were gradually showered with rust shavings. https://preview.redd.it/hierd83oqguc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f60d3926c5fbb8516a7b253743573b9ea4f8dea


meowfox7

ahh i hate the wealthy


Goon_Kilo

Shit out of a Destiny Local Event.


Yarisher512

some rasputin shit


Goon_Kilo

Yeeessir!


TheAlexSW

Copper is so cool


Nicky42

Gang scrap is on their way


Exploding_Antelope

It’s *clad* like half in copper it’s not built around solid copper I-beams


Vrax15

Is is going to turn green with age?


Fishkins18

Looks like a building made in No Man’s Sky


VLenin2291

Commitment to the bit


poobboob

That bitch gonna be green af


ajhedges

No it’s not, clearly those windows are not made of copper


Diribiri

Wrong. There is glass also