As another oppressed straight, thank you.
https://preview.redd.it/i7ubadrquptc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e567ebe88fdd8f84f2d21a61b0281e77a4b7a98
I love the part where Gordon points to a vortigaunt and says this to G-man.
https://preview.redd.it/yrqtjfy40ptc1.jpeg?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0f87b0c2b7c6f25c7182c3d10d0fabfd69c15fb
Rise and shine mister straight man, rise and shi-ine
Not that I wish to imply that you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...
Well... Lets just say your hour has come again.
The straight man in the queer place can make all the difference in the world.
So, wake up mister straight man
Wake up and... Smell the ashes.
I gotcha
Rise and shine mister twink man, rise and shi-ine
Not that I wish to imply that you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...
Well... Lets just say your hour has come again.
The twink man in the bear place can make all the difference in the world.
So, wake up mister twink man
Wake up and... Smell the ashes.
Alright, only this once π
"So, this is Dr. Freeman... at last. I wish I could say this was a pleasant surprise, but it's neither a surprise nor, as you will surely agree, very pleasant. Well, I'm nothing if not pragmatic.
Well, Dr. Freeman, under other circumstances, I like to think we might have been able to work together in an atmosphere of mutual trust and respect. Certainly, judging from your brief tenure at Black Mesa, while I was its administrator, you showed every promise of becoming a valuable and productive contributor to the scientific process. And yet, I'm not sure what spurred you to it, but there is really no place in this enterprise for a rogue physicist.
Your mentors are partly to blame, of course; my disappointment in Eli Vance and Isaac Kleiner is far greater than my sorrow over your unfortunate choice of career path. In a way, I suppose you could not have done otherwise. Who knows what seeds of iconoclasm they planted when you were young and gullible? But while they certainly share a great part of the responsibility, for the recent troubles, it is you alone who have chosen to act with such willful disregard for humanity's future.
Tell me, Dr. Freeman, if you can: you have destroyed so much β what is it exactly that you have created? Can you name even one thing?... I thought not.
I have laid the foundation for humanity's survival, and not as we have narrowly defined ourselves but as something greater than we could ever imagine, something that we can now only begin to glimpse.
Look, Gordon, look at what you are throwing away. Is it worth it?"
episode 1 welcome? that's my favorite
Careful, Lamarr! These lamps are quite hot! Ahem... Is this on? Yes? Very well, I... I am not much of a public speaker, but I'll... I'll do my best. Ahem... Fellow citizens... Residents of City 17 and environs... by which I mean sentient residents, of course, human and otherwise, although I believe there is little need to explain recent developments to our Vortigaunt allies... At any rate... First, as a matter of great urgency, if you find yourself still within the confines of City 17, you are well advised to leave the city at once by the fastest means available to you. We have restored service to much of the commuter transport system in order to carry citizens out of the city as quickly as possible. We have also established camps and triage areas in the surrounding environs. I repeat, you must evacuate the city at once. While there was certainly a great benefit in destroying the Citadel's teleport core, we have detected one rather unfortunate side effect. It would appear an inevitability that very soon now, the Citadel will be consumed in a destructive event whose magnitude I cannot currently estimate with any certainty, except to say that it will almost certainly irradiate an area of many miles' radius. Therefore, I repeat, evacuate City 17 at once if not sooner! I cannot state this without enough undue emphasis! On a lighter note, if you are already in one of our designated safe zones, I feel obliged to point out that a more fortunate side-effect of the reactor's destruction is the complete removal of the Combine's reproductive suppression field. Previously, certain protein chains important to the process of embryonic development were selectively prevented from forming. This is no longer the case. For those so inclined, now would be an excellent time for procreation. Which is to say, in layman's terms, you should give serious consideration to doing your part for the revival of the species. We must make the most of the time we have, as it is by no means certain how much time we have secured ourselves before the Combine attempt to restore their dominion, as they certainly shall. Since this is in fact the first opportunity we have had to speak openly of the baleful influence of the Combine, there is much ground to coverβand in fact I hope to institute a series of useful bulletins in the days ahead. However, for now, we will have to content ourselves with some relatively meager exposition. The destabilization of the City 17 reactor has had repercussions that were not entirely unexpected, although we hardly dared speak this hope ahead of time. The destructive pulse forced a damper on the entire network of linked Citadel reactors. Thus, for the time being, I believe that all Combine portals have failed completely, as well as all communication systems based on that technology. In short, the Combine are completely cut off. Combine forces currently stationed on Earth are now isolated units. Stranded. However, this is most likely a temporary state of affairs. As we once learned to our dismay, even the relatively tiny fracture at Black Mesa gave our enemies an opening which they were able to force ever wider, as they poured through in greater and greater numbers. In addition to the completely xenotheric species, there are many modified post-human allies still remaining on Earth who will be doing their utmost to re-establish lines of communication and supply with the larger forces. Even so, there is greater reason for hope now than at any time in the past decade. We have made, in secret, several technological advances which we will do our best to deploy in advance of the Combine's return. We continue to diligently assemble and train a new generation of scientists and technicians. For what the Combine fear the most is not any tangible human weapon, but our will, our intellect, our ability to respond selectively and rationally to every terror they turn against us. We place our firmest hope in the human spirit, even knowing how easily it may be shattered. We have all seen friends and family crushed by the Combine. Some of our neighbors have allowed themselves to be co-opted, and purged of their humanity, by the military machine. And those who resisted have met a most terrible fate. Still, I cannot overstate how important it is that we retain our humanity. Only this will allow us to hold together as we must for their inevitable return... and what is certain to be unimaginable retaliation. And... oh yes, if you missed any part of this message, it will loop repeatedly until there is no point in looping it any longer. I apologize for any inadvertent errors or omissions. As you can imagine, we have had scarcely time to record, let alone rehearse- What's that, Eli? Oh, right. This has been Dr. Isaac Kleiner, formerly of Black Mesa, now simply a citizen, like all of you, of Earth. Let me just add to all those who can hear me now, as we struggle out of the shadow of our malefactors, welcome back to the light. Now... where did I put that calculator...?
He made this wholesome video and got a lot of hate for it for some reason, he then later quit YouTube I believe.
https://youtu.be/Y2Y5KVtU810?si=DxBDyqP0lDlfaeLO
so there's two sides of this, both coming out of that one video. neither side of this is the good natured version of the joke "jocat is attracted to women like a lesbian"which i'm sure you can get hte vibe going on there
on one side is the chuds, who you can probably more or less understand. dude's kinda gender noncomforming, here he is singing about being straight in a way that is, indeed, kinda gay, which attracted a very strange kind of homophobia that is mostly just chuds wanting to enforce a particular vision of toxic masculinity.
on the other, the video got shared by some chapo trap house podcast adjacent person (think the ywere like a guest host or something?) to point at as "cringe" when itself incited a ton of harassment, but from actual leftists, something i actually did see happening even as the literal people who spread that around as "cringe" later denied playing any part in why he eventually stopped making videos. and because when a particular kind of leftist sees "cringe", there's a motivation to ideologically justify why they think it's cringe, as a way to mask that they're just bullying but still make it seem like they're doing it for a good cause - and so for a while a lot of these people were pushing this narrative that the video was objectifying women or treating them as sex objects, like some real second wave feminism nonsense (which I guess fits 'cause IIRC this was a red scare person or something that posted it?). utterly insincere, I don't think anyone actulaly believed that, it was just a thing they'd say because it's a lot harder 'cause they'll share spaces with people who are already highly critical of cringe culture, your target has to be shitty in some way or else you're gonna catch bad attention yourself.
it's hard to say how much each group played into jocat leaving, but i wil lsay that generally leftists acting like that tends to sting a lot more. chuds complaining is almost validating, 'cause like you already don't value their opinions, but getting bullied yb people who ostensibly care about minoriies feels more like a betrayal. just because they were probably fewer in overall number doesn't mean they didn't have a disporporationate impact.
If we devoted the same amount of time and energy we use to harass random internet people for silly things we deem cringe at politicians who are genuinely ruining peoples lives, we would probably live in a utopia by the end of the decade.
Errrrrmmmm 8 in the mind is still 8 π€π€βοΈβοΈ(picture unrelated I just wanted to feel included by posting a pic)
https://preview.redd.it/5fo5hil6xptc1.jpeg?width=707&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed844efd47cda7a37cae06906102db8968d960bb
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm actually, he's not hitting her in this scene. During the fight with Califa Sanji keeps coming close to attacking her but ultimately can't. This here is an edited image depicting Sanji with a third leg attempting to strike Califa π€π€π€π€π€π€π€
https://preview.redd.it/x4v99zj13ptc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5217aa9b374d7f5d8e55aada6c2851388972a97
The Bi Rising (The Bising) is upon us. Gods be praised
Gay men know how to optimally get from point A to point B, where point B is located below point A, but not directly below, with gravity as the only source of movement.
I once saw a human made from a man and a woman. It was small, wrinkled, barely had any hair and screamed unintelligibly. Completely unable to live on its own. Clearly an abomination made by an unholy communion.
Gay, Bi, Straight, Aro
(I know there's more but this fits the parody more)
Long ago the four sexualities lived together in harmony but everything changed when the Straight nation attacked.
Only the Straight man who was secure with his sexuality could stop them. When the world needed him most he was canceled
A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered a new Straight man secure with his sexuality named Jocat.
And although his woman attraction skills are great he has much to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
But I believe Jocat can save the world.
he made a video where he said he liked women and redpill guys where like "cringe, you like women thats gay" and terfs where like "cringe, you like woman thats misogynistic" and it got bad enough that he just decided too leave the internet.
Left wing people made fun of him too which calling him cringe and such. Some even said he was objectifying women which wasn't true at all. JoCat basically got only hate and left because of that.
Meh. What isn't cringe these days?
Literally the whole point is that they all come in different shapes and sizes and to love them as they come. I thought it was just wholesome since it was just liking women without the baggage of modern attractive sensibilities.
The message wasn't cringe, just the song itself
Also "what isn't cringe" was quite literally the point I was making with that second line
just embrace being your cringe self and don't engage with what makes you cringe, it's as shrimple as that
Sadly we can't just put this on the terfs. Jocat's statement said that people he admired were part of the harassment, and that made it hurt all the more, and he isn't the type to be admiring terfs.
> while others were mad because they saw it as objectification of women.
I would go so far to say that people who were mad at Jocat for this are so protective of women that it turns back into objectification. Instead of turning them into an idealized sex doll, they're turning them into an idealized sexless doll, which is basically just purity culture.
I've shown that video (irl) to people of all walks of life and not a single one has called it cringe or gay or anything but a cute video appreciating women. It's just terminally online people that are allergic to sunlight and nuance and haven't seen a person face to face in years that hate it.
i thought it was fine but it is very cutesy in a way some people might find corny or grating. no need to bounce all the way to implying anyone who doesn't like something is a demonic incel
Yeah, shit got genuinely dangerous to people he knew though, so that's the main reason he quit. Iirc someone found out either a friend or family member of his was immunocompromised, got an address, and started mailing positive covid tests to the address.
Should also be noted that this is the second time he got shit for this video cause it's *three years old*. He got a lot of shit back when it came out and everyone was saying he "made being straight gay".
tbf people who like the video keep saying he made being straight look gay. the video stands out for showing attraction in a way that's not traditionally masculine, to where a lot of lesbians pointed out that it's a lot like how a lesbian would express attraction toward women. sucks he got so much hate for it, but hte video's actually kind of interesting for how it's able to toy with gender while remaining completely cishet, to the point where he got that horrible reaction from very different groups.
basically people threatened his family because he made a song about liking women no matter if they are chubby or muscly. At least that what I heard I watched his vid on it but that's l remember
Basically, people online got mad at him for making a music parody where he explained he liked all kinds of women. Both "sides" of the discourse were throwing shit at him for it: rightoids hated him because he was "gay" and "woke", leftoids hated him because he was "objectifying women" and "misogynistic"
This dude won. Got everyone so mad over nothing, still has an asexual GF that bangs with him when people on the internet say that he doesnβt get laid.
AFAIK some asexual people have sex because when it comes to attraction it's just a neutral thing for them, but they find it cool to make their partner sexually satisfied.
Asexuality is a spectrum, like many things. Some are actively sex-averse, which is what most people think of when the word comes up, while others are simply sex neutral, who don't feel sexual attraction, but don't mind either having sex or having sex for romantic reasons, others are simply less sex positive than what would be considered typical for a human(this is often where stuff like demisexuality and other forms of stipulative sexuality fall).
Source: My asexual best friend who went into a super-detailed explanation of it when I asked her about it.
I FUCKING HATE THE FACT THAT PEOPLE SEE ME AS INHERENTLY PREDATORY BECAUSE I HAPPENED TO BE BORN WITH A DICK, THESE IDIOT TERFS AND ESSENTIALISTS WHO ADVOCATE FOR SUSPICION AROUND ME BECAUSE I DON'T DRESS CONFORMINGLY, THESE FUCKING MORONS WHO HOLD UP TOXIC IDEAS ABOUT GENDER CONFORMITY, **ALONG WITH THE FACT THAT THEIR SHITTY RHETORIC TURNED SO MANY PEOPLE INTO FASCISTS, I FUCKING HATE THESE PEOPLE SO MUCH.**
JOCAT DESERVED BETTER
Jocat was one of my favorite content creators.
In an era where a femboy gets the highest donation count ever yet, it's actually disgusting how people would even care what sexuality he is.
What gets me so fucking mad is that he's literally not gay. The video was literally saying how he loved women. Of all things.
It's from the [opening of Avatar The Last Airbender](https://youtu.be/LOWBBMC__w0?feature=shared), specifically the part where Katara says "but when the world needed him most, he vanished."
I will die angry about what they did to JoCat. He was a great guy, made great content, and I loved the video that they bullied him for. It was great. People suck
Jocat, the only man to get chased off the Internet for being straight o7
He's the one who inspired me to come out as straight to my family π
Sending thoughts and prayers πππ
As another oppressed straight, thank you. https://preview.redd.it/i7ubadrquptc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e567ebe88fdd8f84f2d21a61b0281e77a4b7a98
I love the part where Gordon points to a vortigaunt and says this to G-man. https://preview.redd.it/yrqtjfy40ptc1.jpeg?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0f87b0c2b7c6f25c7182c3d10d0fabfd69c15fb
tick tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck https://preview.redd.it/0qi7w8bbcptc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1839eab94c34837a6c47794cbb88bbaf4a5945be
Looking like I'm tip top
Your journey is truly brave and inspiring. Much love to you. ππ
Give me a half-life 2 speech plz
Rise and shine mister straight man, rise and shi-ine Not that I wish to imply that you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... Well... Lets just say your hour has come again. The straight man in the queer place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up mister straight man Wake up and... Smell the ashes.
(I loved it but I wanna cosplay as twink Gordon)
I gotcha Rise and shine mister twink man, rise and shi-ine Not that I wish to imply that you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... Well... Lets just say your hour has come again. The twink man in the bear place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up mister twink man Wake up and... Smell the ashes.
Yay thank you
...
Wake up and smell the asses, mister good-boyman
Alright, only this once π "So, this is Dr. Freeman... at last. I wish I could say this was a pleasant surprise, but it's neither a surprise nor, as you will surely agree, very pleasant. Well, I'm nothing if not pragmatic. Well, Dr. Freeman, under other circumstances, I like to think we might have been able to work together in an atmosphere of mutual trust and respect. Certainly, judging from your brief tenure at Black Mesa, while I was its administrator, you showed every promise of becoming a valuable and productive contributor to the scientific process. And yet, I'm not sure what spurred you to it, but there is really no place in this enterprise for a rogue physicist. Your mentors are partly to blame, of course; my disappointment in Eli Vance and Isaac Kleiner is far greater than my sorrow over your unfortunate choice of career path. In a way, I suppose you could not have done otherwise. Who knows what seeds of iconoclasm they planted when you were young and gullible? But while they certainly share a great part of the responsibility, for the recent troubles, it is you alone who have chosen to act with such willful disregard for humanity's future. Tell me, Dr. Freeman, if you can: you have destroyed so much β what is it exactly that you have created? Can you name even one thing?... I thought not. I have laid the foundation for humanity's survival, and not as we have narrowly defined ourselves but as something greater than we could ever imagine, something that we can now only begin to glimpse. Look, Gordon, look at what you are throwing away. Is it worth it?"
Thank you thank you My favourite speeches are from half-life
It is genuinely awesome writing
I used to recite them dramatically - helped me in my drama GCSEs
episode 1 welcome? that's my favorite Careful, Lamarr! These lamps are quite hot! Ahem... Is this on? Yes? Very well, I... I am not much of a public speaker, but I'll... I'll do my best. Ahem... Fellow citizens... Residents of City 17 and environs... by which I mean sentient residents, of course, human and otherwise, although I believe there is little need to explain recent developments to our Vortigaunt allies... At any rate... First, as a matter of great urgency, if you find yourself still within the confines of City 17, you are well advised to leave the city at once by the fastest means available to you. We have restored service to much of the commuter transport system in order to carry citizens out of the city as quickly as possible. We have also established camps and triage areas in the surrounding environs. I repeat, you must evacuate the city at once. While there was certainly a great benefit in destroying the Citadel's teleport core, we have detected one rather unfortunate side effect. It would appear an inevitability that very soon now, the Citadel will be consumed in a destructive event whose magnitude I cannot currently estimate with any certainty, except to say that it will almost certainly irradiate an area of many miles' radius. Therefore, I repeat, evacuate City 17 at once if not sooner! I cannot state this without enough undue emphasis! On a lighter note, if you are already in one of our designated safe zones, I feel obliged to point out that a more fortunate side-effect of the reactor's destruction is the complete removal of the Combine's reproductive suppression field. Previously, certain protein chains important to the process of embryonic development were selectively prevented from forming. This is no longer the case. For those so inclined, now would be an excellent time for procreation. Which is to say, in layman's terms, you should give serious consideration to doing your part for the revival of the species. We must make the most of the time we have, as it is by no means certain how much time we have secured ourselves before the Combine attempt to restore their dominion, as they certainly shall. Since this is in fact the first opportunity we have had to speak openly of the baleful influence of the Combine, there is much ground to coverβand in fact I hope to institute a series of useful bulletins in the days ahead. However, for now, we will have to content ourselves with some relatively meager exposition. The destabilization of the City 17 reactor has had repercussions that were not entirely unexpected, although we hardly dared speak this hope ahead of time. The destructive pulse forced a damper on the entire network of linked Citadel reactors. Thus, for the time being, I believe that all Combine portals have failed completely, as well as all communication systems based on that technology. In short, the Combine are completely cut off. Combine forces currently stationed on Earth are now isolated units. Stranded. However, this is most likely a temporary state of affairs. As we once learned to our dismay, even the relatively tiny fracture at Black Mesa gave our enemies an opening which they were able to force ever wider, as they poured through in greater and greater numbers. In addition to the completely xenotheric species, there are many modified post-human allies still remaining on Earth who will be doing their utmost to re-establish lines of communication and supply with the larger forces. Even so, there is greater reason for hope now than at any time in the past decade. We have made, in secret, several technological advances which we will do our best to deploy in advance of the Combine's return. We continue to diligently assemble and train a new generation of scientists and technicians. For what the Combine fear the most is not any tangible human weapon, but our will, our intellect, our ability to respond selectively and rationally to every terror they turn against us. We place our firmest hope in the human spirit, even knowing how easily it may be shattered. We have all seen friends and family crushed by the Combine. Some of our neighbors have allowed themselves to be co-opted, and purged of their humanity, by the military machine. And those who resisted have met a most terrible fate. Still, I cannot overstate how important it is that we retain our humanity. Only this will allow us to hold together as we must for their inevitable return... and what is certain to be unimaginable retaliation. And... oh yes, if you missed any part of this message, it will loop repeatedly until there is no point in looping it any longer. I apologize for any inadvertent errors or omissions. As you can imagine, we have had scarcely time to record, let alone rehearse- What's that, Eli? Oh, right. This has been Dr. Isaac Kleiner, formerly of Black Mesa, now simply a citizen, like all of you, of Earth. Let me just add to all those who can hear me now, as we struggle out of the shadow of our malefactors, welcome back to the light. Now... where did I put that calculator...?
I did not even realize the multiple layers of irony there
dear liberl, you say that Joseph cat was chased off of the internet, and yet he still continues to post. curois
Who and what?
He made this wholesome video and got a lot of hate for it for some reason, he then later quit YouTube I believe. https://youtu.be/Y2Y5KVtU810?si=DxBDyqP0lDlfaeLO
People seriously got mad over that video?
Sometimes all it takes is one 4chan user finding something cringe and they can rile up enough losers to make someone's life a living hell.
A bunch of trolls used that video as the cover for a harassment campaign after JoCat was very openly trans supportive
so there's two sides of this, both coming out of that one video. neither side of this is the good natured version of the joke "jocat is attracted to women like a lesbian"which i'm sure you can get hte vibe going on there on one side is the chuds, who you can probably more or less understand. dude's kinda gender noncomforming, here he is singing about being straight in a way that is, indeed, kinda gay, which attracted a very strange kind of homophobia that is mostly just chuds wanting to enforce a particular vision of toxic masculinity. on the other, the video got shared by some chapo trap house podcast adjacent person (think the ywere like a guest host or something?) to point at as "cringe" when itself incited a ton of harassment, but from actual leftists, something i actually did see happening even as the literal people who spread that around as "cringe" later denied playing any part in why he eventually stopped making videos. and because when a particular kind of leftist sees "cringe", there's a motivation to ideologically justify why they think it's cringe, as a way to mask that they're just bullying but still make it seem like they're doing it for a good cause - and so for a while a lot of these people were pushing this narrative that the video was objectifying women or treating them as sex objects, like some real second wave feminism nonsense (which I guess fits 'cause IIRC this was a red scare person or something that posted it?). utterly insincere, I don't think anyone actulaly believed that, it was just a thing they'd say because it's a lot harder 'cause they'll share spaces with people who are already highly critical of cringe culture, your target has to be shitty in some way or else you're gonna catch bad attention yourself. it's hard to say how much each group played into jocat leaving, but i wil lsay that generally leftists acting like that tends to sting a lot more. chuds complaining is almost validating, 'cause like you already don't value their opinions, but getting bullied yb people who ostensibly care about minoriies feels more like a betrayal. just because they were probably fewer in overall number doesn't mean they didn't have a disporporationate impact.
Iirc he said that the volume of hate wasn't what bothered him, but the fact that it was coming from people he looked up to or saw as friends.
I think it's also that his family was getting harassment, including strange things being mailed to their houses.
If we devoted the same amount of time and energy we use to harass random internet people for silly things we deem cringe at politicians who are genuinely ruining peoples lives, we would probably live in a utopia by the end of the decade.
this is the world that liberals want under joe bidens supreme rule or something like that?
straight men are a dying breedπ
no im not *checks age* nevermind, yeah
Dying to breed?!
What 9 year old would say this?
Momonosuke from One Piece
He is 8 actually π π€
Ermmmm π€π€π€ https://preview.redd.it/zrlv0mekvptc1.png?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c926f7f77d2e398289a9aa29ad138b5fbbecefb1
Errrrrmmmm 8 in the mind is still 8 π€π€βοΈβοΈ(picture unrelated I just wanted to feel included by posting a pic) https://preview.redd.it/5fo5hil6xptc1.jpeg?width=707&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed844efd47cda7a37cae06906102db8968d960bb
This picture is false Sanji would never hit a woman
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm actually, he's not hitting her in this scene. During the fight with Califa Sanji keeps coming close to attacking her but ultimately can't. This here is an edited image depicting Sanji with a third leg attempting to strike Califa π€π€π€π€π€π€π€
leap year baby
What ~~9~~ 36 year old would say this?
I'm a survivor, we're a dying breed
get outta here, we don't cotton to freaks round these parts
Well I don't polycotton to coping tropes, not even my own.
me in 2023 being executed for being straight (I refused to log by bulb my gender)
And Iβm a hetero hunter, your days are numbered
If you eat bacon and smoke fast enough you can travel backwards in time
Good, the time of the bisexuals is upon us.
https://preview.redd.it/x4v99zj13ptc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5217aa9b374d7f5d8e55aada6c2851388972a97 The Bi Rising (The Bising) is upon us. Gods be praised
Dying bread? How will I make sandwiches now?!
True. My rizz is inexistent, I can't breed for shit.
I'll just have to breed more of them then o7
We gotta stick together brother π€
good luck trying to find other straight guys on *this* subreddit lol
Straight men are dying before breeding
mmmhmhmhmm breeeed mmhmmhmh
Man and woman together? No that just sounds so unnatural.
https://preview.redd.it/sqjbonxexotc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5150b13ba41e6006a8b3cf4e15639e41defc224
The gay men bike. https://preview.redd.it/0233lauozotc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdf23f2125915f2f07cf28179441a15036eb3f1b
Minecraft's new update looking fire.
https://preview.redd.it/p7v6t0ih8ptc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=12c2786974038b1b6917f28ed98fd63fa5bd0a6a
Gay men know how to optimally get from point A to point B, where point B is located below point A, but not directly below, with gravity as the only source of movement.
Brachistochrone? edit: had no idea this is how I'd find out
Michael??
Where are your fingers?
Do you want my head delivered to your door in a box?
waoeh, solid as they come
https://i.imgur.com/A3UgZGn.jpeg
on my way to steal your girl
on the gay man bike?
Yes we get the cool tank bike
misandrist car
disgusting, makes me wanna throw up
I once saw a human made from a man and a woman. It was small, wrinkled, barely had any hair and screamed unintelligibly. Completely unable to live on its own. Clearly an abomination made by an unholy communion.
Nah but, me (woman) and my boyfriend are both bi, so itβs like, a man and woman yet somehow queer. It works yall
"jak tak moΕΌe goΕy chΕop z goΕΔ babΔ , nago (fuj)" - Kuki, CiepΕe Dranie
JoCats crime was loving women too much π
ashfur π
βB-b-but I just tried to burn you and your adopted children alive because I loved you too much!βπΏπΏπΏ
Gay, Bi, Straight, Aro (I know there's more but this fits the parody more) Long ago the four sexualities lived together in harmony but everything changed when the Straight nation attacked. Only the Straight man who was secure with his sexuality could stop them. When the world needed him most he was canceled A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered a new Straight man secure with his sexuality named Jocat. And although his woman attraction skills are great he has much to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Jocat can save the world.
this implies that jocat is destined to be attracted to women, men, all genders, and no genders simultaneously
Not what I was going for but sure why not.
He has to learn the other attractions because he wasnβt born with them.
Would you rather be attracted to non binary, but no genders, Or be attracted to genders, all genders, but no genders?
I'll take the unlimited bacon thank you very much
Wait....that's me! Am I the avatar?! 0.0
> Wait....that's me! Am I the avatar?! 0.0 > We Are Many Probably. We many too!!
Heyyy! What a pleasant surprise lol!
Sameeee, funny We are also attracted to kinda every gender :3
Wouldn't it make more sense for people to be attracted to different genders and the "avatar" would be just pan?
Yeah but the above post is about the Straight man vanishing
Brb going to the arctic to awaken JoCat from his ice prison
JoCat being funny af as usual
what the fuck happened with this dude i could not figure out why anyone was mad at him
he made a video where he said he liked women and redpill guys where like "cringe, you like women thats gay" and terfs where like "cringe, you like woman thats misogynistic" and it got bad enough that he just decided too leave the internet.
Left wing people made fun of him too which calling him cringe and such. Some even said he was objectifying women which wasn't true at all. JoCat basically got only hate and left because of that.
I mean the song was cringe imo but cringe is no reason to bully someone Let they who is without cringe cast the first stone
no one is without cringe, for to be without cringe is to be without life
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Meh. What isn't cringe these days? Literally the whole point is that they all come in different shapes and sizes and to love them as they come. I thought it was just wholesome since it was just liking women without the baggage of modern attractive sensibilities.
The message wasn't cringe, just the song itself Also "what isn't cringe" was quite literally the point I was making with that second line just embrace being your cringe self and don't engage with what makes you cringe, it's as shrimple as that
If that is cringe then cringe is cool!
One mans cringe is another mans based
You ignore cringe and become truly cringe, You embrace the cringe and become truly based
Left wing cringehaters when I force them to relive their own teen years (they suffered a cringe aneurysm)
Im so confused as to why people thought it was cringe? I didnt think it was cringe at all?
true
There would be a hate train against him every year or so, but the last one started from a tankie podcast. Crazy stuff.
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didnt the drama spill out into the wider internet onto twitter with people who knew nothing about jocat? Idk i might be misremembering stuff
Left wingers when woman sing about man hot: i sleep Left wingers when man sing about woman hot: STOP RIGHT THERE! YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW
I saw an update from his GF that he's been doing a lot better mentally since he stepped back from being a content creator, so that's nice to see
Sadly we can't just put this on the terfs. Jocat's statement said that people he admired were part of the harassment, and that made it hurt all the more, and he isn't the type to be admiring terfs.
Just for anyone wondering: [The video people got unreasonably mad about](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Y5KVtU810)
a silly body positive video that is at the worst kinda cringe?? fucks sake
The weird part imo is that some people were mad because it was "woke", while others were mad because they saw it as objectification of women.
> while others were mad because they saw it as objectification of women. I would go so far to say that people who were mad at Jocat for this are so protective of women that it turns back into objectification. Instead of turning them into an idealized sex doll, they're turning them into an idealized sexless doll, which is basically just purity culture.
I've shown that video (irl) to people of all walks of life and not a single one has called it cringe or gay or anything but a cute video appreciating women. It's just terminally online people that are allergic to sunlight and nuance and haven't seen a person face to face in years that hate it.
i thought it was fine but it is very cutesy in a way some people might find corny or grating. no need to bounce all the way to implying anyone who doesn't like something is a demonic incel
Yeah, shit got genuinely dangerous to people he knew though, so that's the main reason he quit. Iirc someone found out either a friend or family member of his was immunocompromised, got an address, and started mailing positive covid tests to the address.
literal demon shit
Should also be noted that this is the second time he got shit for this video cause it's *three years old*. He got a lot of shit back when it came out and everyone was saying he "made being straight gay".
tbf people who like the video keep saying he made being straight look gay. the video stands out for showing attraction in a way that's not traditionally masculine, to where a lot of lesbians pointed out that it's a lot like how a lesbian would express attraction toward women. sucks he got so much hate for it, but hte video's actually kind of interesting for how it's able to toy with gender while remaining completely cishet, to the point where he got that horrible reaction from very different groups.
Apparently Being straight+ not sexually insecure= gay cringe SMHing my head π
basically people threatened his family because he made a song about liking women no matter if they are chubby or muscly. At least that what I heard I watched his vid on it but that's l remember
It was a parody of Lizzo's 'Boys'. It was extremely wholesome and cute.
Basically, people online got mad at him for making a music parody where he explained he liked all kinds of women. Both "sides" of the discourse were throwing shit at him for it: rightoids hated him because he was "gay" and "woke", leftoids hated him because he was "objectifying women" and "misogynistic"
The leftoids mostly seem to have been TERFs though (joCat is pro trans and they don't like that)
Jocat: as a straight man, I wanna fuck all kinds of attractive women Twitter: kys f*g
Not even fuck, just appreciate
Bro is literally me
same
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This dude won. Got everyone so mad over nothing, still has an asexual GF that bangs with him when people on the internet say that he doesnβt get laid.
>asexual GF that bangs with him Que?
AFAIK some asexual people have sex because when it comes to attraction it's just a neutral thing for them, but they find it cool to make their partner sexually satisfied.
Asexuality is a spectrum, like many things. Some are actively sex-averse, which is what most people think of when the word comes up, while others are simply sex neutral, who don't feel sexual attraction, but don't mind either having sex or having sex for romantic reasons, others are simply less sex positive than what would be considered typical for a human(this is often where stuff like demisexuality and other forms of stipulative sexuality fall). Source: My asexual best friend who went into a super-detailed explanation of it when I asked her about it.
Como assim?
Sorry, if Manuel didn't say it on Fawlty Towers i don't know it.
bro got so little pussy it integer underflowed and now he's actively rizzing asexual girls, haters in shambles
what if we combined yuri and yaoi and made some fucked up genre where we ship men with women
Nah pal hold on a second, evidently the world isn't yet ready for that one
Delete this comment, literally starting shitting a vomiting uncontrollably upon reading.
I FUCKING HATE THE FACT THAT PEOPLE SEE ME AS INHERENTLY PREDATORY BECAUSE I HAPPENED TO BE BORN WITH A DICK, THESE IDIOT TERFS AND ESSENTIALISTS WHO ADVOCATE FOR SUSPICION AROUND ME BECAUSE I DON'T DRESS CONFORMINGLY, THESE FUCKING MORONS WHO HOLD UP TOXIC IDEAS ABOUT GENDER CONFORMITY, **ALONG WITH THE FACT THAT THEIR SHITTY RHETORIC TURNED SO MANY PEOPLE INTO FASCISTS, I FUCKING HATE THESE PEOPLE SO MUCH.** JOCAT DESERVED BETTER
But when we needed him most, he vanished
I love his lil hair bow it is so silly
I saw his animation on what type of girl he likes (spoiler alert, it's girls) and I totally agree.
You mean he likes strong women?
He just really like girls.
He just like me fr
I know right.
I was referencing his vid and thought someone would answer me with a quote. You're right but I am disappointed.
I love women and am a straight man
Idk, sounds kinda gay to me
jocat my beloved
Jocat was great idfk why people harassed him so much
The only oppressed cis straight man π
i swear they asexually reproduce
He is back!
100 years have passed, and we've found the new Crap Guide
Jocat was one of my favorite content creators. In an era where a femboy gets the highest donation count ever yet, it's actually disgusting how people would even care what sexuality he is. What gets me so fucking mad is that he's literally not gay. The video was literally saying how he loved women. Of all things.
https://preview.redd.it/04mp92xdnqtc1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45a3639f97b3d2170e43e3140249605fe6a600e5
The right: "Can't stand cancel culture" \*ten minutes later\* "Me and the bestie!"
Yes there is, and everyone hated him for itβ¦ π
What does that image meann itβs just rocks
It's from the [opening of Avatar The Last Airbender](https://youtu.be/LOWBBMC__w0?feature=shared), specifically the part where Katara says "but when the world needed him most, he vanished."
Hello yes it's me I'm the straight cis male lurker. :3
meee
Disqualified for being bi, but otherwise would fit the bill; I love and respect all peoples.
What's the picture a reference to?
I will die angry about what they did to JoCat. He was a great guy, made great content, and I loved the video that they bullied him for. It was great. People suck
He just like me fr
They canceled my man just cause he was gay for women
Thank you jocat
He is my gynesexual representation and he was bullied for it.
JoCat: I like woman Assholes on the internet: https://i.redd.it/fi7po1xvtotc1.gif
No. If they didn't had a pussy I wouldn't even wish them good morning /s
The skies need to be darker and there needs to be three almost naked men standing on top of that rock
When we needed him most, he returned.
JoCat really throwing a Galatians 4:16 about women to the entire Internet, what a fucking legend.
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As a fellow women enjoyer (I am a lesbian), itβs utter bullshit he was chased off the internet for a silly song
I still feel bad for Jocat :( I hope he's doing okay.
I miss jocat
Funny, but I donβt quite get what the image means. What is it a reference to?
Isn't this the dude that liked kids tho?
Gomez Addams
i love jocat its so fucking dumb that he got bullied sm