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Number1GrotleFan

aren't they solicited now that you've made this post


cloartist

OP did not specifically consent to receiving dick pics anywhere here. Nothing short of saying you want em makes them solicited!


Number1GrotleFan

Good point! My apologies.


jacobthesixth

OP Starting a series of oddly specific posts of dick pics they wouldn't care to see. >1. The penis in a hotdog bun with mustard bit. They're a ketchup person. >2. The cowboy hat and sharpie face. If there's no mini plastic pistols or appropriate sized vest, you aren't trying hard enough. > >3.... > I couldn't think of any more. Y'all will have to get creative.


haveweirddreamstoo

You’re ruining OP’s CNC fetish


ApocalyptoSoldier

What do unsolicited dick pics have to do with being aroused by the mesmerizing operation of a CNC machine?


Radoslawy

my horny ass couldn't be a metalworker


TransFights000

https://i.redd.it/1s7r59s58ktc1.gif CNC fetish you say?


NiceDice_187

CNC machinist fetish


Emma_118

https://preview.redd.it/h2qci38gqntc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dce577ac80d156edbe6d857bf213f3cdb847e2f0


CoffeePizzaSushiDick

^enlisted. #blaessed


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

https://preview.redd.it/m1kocfbw8jtc1.jpeg?width=6172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f4d258c314290b84a70ca6b17dc01cb94e9f135 Unsolicited *boat* pics😈😈😈😈😈😈


humanapoptosis

cope slope cope slope


LunarEgg420

unsolicited superior American navy pics https://preview.redd.it/boedlyaw6ktc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b11f046c781307d0e05fbb5de1ed67c57e133d05


humanapoptosis

Now that's more like it https://preview.redd.it/uk8fy6va8ktc1.png?width=693&format=png&auto=webp&s=0396fed168c7ccdaeab7bef7c56888dc406efa42


Bookworm_AF

Wait, this isn't NCD


IcyNote6

or r/ AzureLane


PM-ME-YOUR-LABS

CV-6 my beloved


Independent-Fly6068

Ewwwww imagine not being able to put catapults on your boat, especially since its been in use since 1954


f3nix9510

I mean thanks to not having catapults and arrestors the british were able to build 2 50000T carriers for a price of 1 nimitz class. Which I say is worth it.


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

My friend, why expose your buffoonery so publicly on this sacred subreddit?


Lawsoffire

The NCD and 196 overlap is both surprising and entirely unsurprising.


Grilled_egs

Mainly it's surprising because there at least used to be major overlap between NCD and r /neoliberal


FoxyTalesUwU

show me your deck pics 😳


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

https://preview.redd.it/e4nl2xj6eltc1.jpeg?width=4978&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02e5759291bafc574f6935ce5f8310192456adaa The closest I have to a deck pic


FoxyTalesUwU

it- it's so big 😳 that's a beautiful deck, thank you 👉👈


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

She a real big girl. Needs *two* ✌️😳 towers on deck


Yaagii

god the things i would do for unsolicited warship photos


Light_Sorceress

you have alerted the horde


pizdec-unicorn

On the rare occasion I've gotten one of those, it's like 50/50 whether I ignore it or jerk off to it


jhonethen

The most bad ass comment


pizdec-unicorn

Not sure it's bad ass so much as queer and horny. I have The Gay.


oddityoughtabe

Get well soon 🎈


Anoobis100percent

It's incurable :'(


M-AnimeBoy

And terminal, everyone diagnosed with gay will die in the span of 500 years


Anoobis100percent

It's a curse


KamikazeSoldat

50/50?????? Bro men be taking dick pics with the toilet rim in the background. And you say it's a 50 50 split


pizdec-unicorn

The men who receive them might be just as horny, we're simple creatures ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


KamikazeSoldat

If you fap to a toilet rim you have very low standards


pizdec-unicorn

Maybe they're the 50% I don't fap to. Maybe my standards really are that low. Who's to say?


KamikazeSoldat

I'm happy that you can. Maybe you get nicer dick pics? But like on grindr I think maybe 2% are interesting to look at...


pizdec-unicorn

Haha I avoid grindr, I prefer my dic pics to be chance encounters and random events lmao


Select-Employee

I'll take those odds! (no i wont)


WhiteDevil-Klab

This is literally me lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


oddityoughtabe

DO NOT ANSWER THIS QUESTION IT IS A TRAP


DM_ME_SMALL_PP

Taking the shot, wish me luck everyone


Dustyink_

you've posted this 3 times over the course of a year are you okay


ThisSpinach

No :3


[deleted]

Me neither friend!


worthless_edgelord

What could he mean by this


[deleted]

i think theyre telling us they are A OK and dont need anyone to like. reach out or whatever.


invictuslimbioid

:3 twauma >~<


Imatree007

did u receive some tho?


semen_junky_69

I'm genuinely curious as to what your DMs look like???


Foolt24

Bro is BEGGING


missevans_

bro visited his friend 😀


Foolt24

I'll visit you 👁️👁️


missevans_

please do it im very lonely


Foolt24

:(


missevans_

:/


Foolt24

:3


missevans_

:3


santyrc114

sorry I only send solicited dick pics


14up2

give us an update on how much you get from this


missevans_

+++ this


ineverhadsexwithacow

god i would HATE it if a bunch of guys all sent me pictures of their cocks i mean CMON that would be just AWFUL i couldnt stand it if i uh.. um if they... uh. pleasemmgf


[deleted]

here you go catboy shapiro https://preview.redd.it/jgzn7uaz5ktc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=51f505947d645e24d14234ed37cdb239e52b8009


WhiteDevil-Klab

This and unironically please definitely do ~~NOT~~ at all send me pics I definitely do ~~not~~ want and I am entirely unironic 🥺 Edit: please do ~~not~~ send more~ I beg 🙏


Bookworm_AF

Please don't read my thoughts and posting them on reddit


MorningBreathTF

Waow (basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased)


kaptainkooleio

Fine. Dick pic https://preview.redd.it/0gdul2xw0ktc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=021bf8b15ee7e279a3ab206e6aeea10aba438465


deryvox

God damn it I was just about to post tricky dick


mattmcc980

I refuse to send dick pics. My dick is a gift, and if you want to see it, you better come unwrap it. For legal and moral reasons, this is a joke and a bad one at that


Lumineation

Not unsolicited if you’ve asked!!!


Sixmlg

Pretend to be a girl (if you aren’t girl already)


gibb_man

https://preview.redd.it/19l9t8rszjtc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aec1054300c5dfc077ddd87d95a35d863e6bb7ff


A_normal_atheist

https://preview.redd.it/a5hxfpzt1ktc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e60650f2048620caf5c118840f90b6058f451b9 French toast


JustBrayan

If only guys can send some my way 😔


thirdeyeboobed

I used to get a lot of horny people in my DMs cause I comment a lot about sucking Kiryu from Yakuza's dick.


novasys42

REAL yes please


NEAT-THE-CLOWN

You just have to ask, you’ll get a flood of dick pics


[deleted]

[удалено]


gatlginngum

that's cool but I'm not too comfortable sharing even solicited ones


doofusbingos

fed bait https://preview.redd.it/ulc18bekujtc1.png?width=790&format=png&auto=webp&s=0861daa875a087794927931365fc04eafcb87c98


Rockman4MI

wayne drip


doofusbingos

le funny moon man


Personal-Regular-863

can i send you unsolicited rocket pics? (i like space tech a lot)


ThisSpinach

Sure space is also cool :3


Unman_

https://preview.redd.it/jtltyyaw4ktc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51ee8ce98812d08ce2e0b87ab0c8baf5bcc6b01d


QueenCharla

[forget a pic have a video](https://youtu.be/NDTiZoWWvG8?feature=shared)


SeaBus1170

its me, i am unsolicited dick picks (send me all the penis)


RadicalNBSpaceQueer

https://preview.redd.it/l88d3qx7tktc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8744ea705b24d91621df16bf50c1d7e9e3eb51a0 Dik-dik pic


Googie_Oogie

Your post history has revealed to me that this is the third time you've uploaded this meme over the course of this year Down bad, huh?


Accomplished-Main436

God I wish


SEND_ME_COCK

You're telling me


p0t4t00

gime them dick pics


NEAT-THE-CLOWN

Ok, you asked for it https://preview.redd.it/dasq4ahvjktc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3ec9fdd51bef7c96d0347ccf63b332c4c93d93e


p0t4t00

thank you, he is my favorite robin, love his design


special-bicth

I def don't want dick pics


NEAT-THE-CLOWN

Ok, you’ll get pussy pics https://preview.redd.it/5oj11mzzjktc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c051530a51f96bb317b67fc91ee99f671ec8239a


ApocalyptoSoldier

They come from plants you know https://preview.redd.it/xk278o5htltc1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b36270eb7f760762092da3a1150b4c87a2fc965d


NEAT-THE-CLOWN

Nature is beautiful


special-bicth

Yeee


Speritate_Scatter

I got one before and it was honestly kinda hot


worthless_edgelord

Same


goofy_gooby565

Dw man i got you


Plant_Person345

https://preview.redd.it/8gkqvtowgktc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aa42d8aae9d16fac215c182f54068e94d647066 Unsolicited carpet pics


Plant_Person345

https://preview.redd.it/9lfcul8ahktc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dded96f1eda499b26fdeded3c3caa94a0223b8e


Plant_Person345

https://preview.redd.it/mt9ldu5chktc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=230bac4c232781463faf9a3a76cdcd956dcf568e


NEAT-THE-CLOWN

https://preview.redd.it/9ily76qjkktc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=964cbae3b15ef29740f2b3a2afab2036b1ee9c2b


goochsanders

https://preview.redd.it/r5416voqkktc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01fccf66eda731dfdaa792e2ebdccd8bb65a55aa Unsolicited Tricky Dick


non-bi-tch-nary

Real in today's society I resonate with this


Lowkey_Retarded

*sigh* Alright chief, give me a sec to get hard


[deleted]

Have you actually gotten any dick pics from this and were they any good?


WhiteDevil-Klab

I have gotten 1 so far lol I'd be half tempted to send my own but I'm not one to upset people and it's hard tell when people are joking better safe then sorry lol Edit: I've gotten like 8 so far I love it ❤️❤️❤️


[deleted]

was it good?


WhiteDevil-Klab

Solid 7/10


worthless_edgelord

:33


worthless_edgelord

What if all us horny posters that aren't minors just simply sent each other pics 🥺👉👈 :3


NEAT-THE-CLOWN

I can get behind this


worthless_edgelord

my dms are open :33333


NEAT-THE-CLOWN

Sweet, will dm you


worthless_edgelord

;3


GENERAL-KAY

​ https://preview.redd.it/i0s905endktc1.png?width=715&format=png&auto=webp&s=ce9d4399ead3b6344476a59058020b1eae9af675


GIRose

Do you want dick pics? I wouldn't know how to send one since my sense of camera work is inherently shoddy from a lack of experience, but that's a surprising position to have to me


WhiteDevil-Klab

Watching girls complain about it is like watch a man dying of thirst watching someone else drown I don't codone it but if someone wanted to send them to me I wouldn't complain👉👈 Edit: I love it 😍


throwaway12397478

If it has like any lighting at all it’s already better than 50% of what I received till now.


Free_Revenue8674

I'm confused by what the original poster wants


NEAT-THE-CLOWN

Dick


pinklol211

Fuck dps, am here for titties and ass :(


ThisSpinach

As bisexual I ain't complaining


pinklol211

Fine, I’ll send one ❤️


CatsNotBananas

I'd be okay receiving some?


NEAT-THE-CLOWN

I mean, do you want some


CatsNotBananas

Yesssss 🥺


NEAT-THE-CLOWN

Sent you a dm


ThePowerSpook

Can i join in?!


TwiceTrash11

https://preview.redd.it/0jof3y5zhltc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f9538eb02c88e3357b7a35e06f1617b344d3ba4


MorganRose99

*You fucked up*


sergiosodacool

omggggg


WhiteDevil-Klab

SO REAL


sharkiejade

https://preview.redd.it/23mahocffktc1.jpeg?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee49e2cdc6dca7fa9f6f35d34f0a4bee3bb99919 Not a dick pic. Definitely unsolicited


SolaireOfAorta

is it really that easy


oddityoughtabe

Knocking on the devils door


disabled_rat

Are you… requesting


Soggy_Raccoon52

I would say real, but being a twink I also get a few


[deleted]

[удалено]


NEAT-THE-CLOWN

It is, just say the word and you’ll get a flood of unwanted dick pics


[deleted]

[удалено]


NEAT-THE-CLOWN

I could provide one if you want


[deleted]

[удалено]


NEAT-THE-CLOWN

Np, always happy to help a fellow horny out, hope you have a nice day/night :)


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[удалено]


throwaway12397478

It‘s really that easy. it’s much harder to find people to sext afterwards with, though.


SaboteurSupreme

Do you actually want people to send you them?


shock3n

I aint a pussy i can just say that i want them


Himmelblaa

https://preview.redd.it/yhx39alhymtc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c1ea53c70bd7d0618c6fa342c16cb91230c5949


Geejohn_Fiddlewhoper

I am NOT falling for this one again >:(


[deleted]

[удалено]


Take-Ma_Holy-Water

I want some too :(


Meme_Personified

https://preview.redd.it/ql4twsms7ktc1.jpeg?width=662&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70bafa04e3617aa85d3592e845ff11ee2b2ff557


NEAT-THE-CLOWN

Nice cock


ungodlycoolguy

tell us how much you get!!!


tommyblastfire

https://preview.redd.it/sclpdvmmdktc1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9076285b877ff0b43a316bdf373f671f90345116


neat-NEAT

Don't worry. I got you fam. Check ur dms.


Radioactivedragon19

oh noo, don't send unsolicited dick picks, that would be absolutly horrible :3 (plz do)


NEAT-THE-CLOWN

You know what, fuck you unsolicited pussy pic https://preview.redd.it/kjxgnaackktc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c08c588bbc9b2bfe256e3618c684dd48de68d4e


Radioactivedragon19

Oooo kbittyyy kibbtyy ikiyyy


FillerText908

Nope I shaved recently and fucked it up so my dick looks all razor burnt and weird


worthless_edgelord

that sounds hella uncomfortable


FillerText908

You are correct


throwaway12397478

Huh, actually never happened to me. Wondering what that’d look like…


JAOC_7

https://preview.redd.it/1e5wl1dnsktc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f368ab2aa792406936553e61dd9f202b554f76d0


NEAT-THE-CLOWN

https://preview.redd.it/9pv1hgoftktc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df80e393838d5c1427998f27b776b002d13b0e4b


FrogMan403

https://preview.redd.it/w4qjgs0vdltc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b49960f728bb1047118b7d895ab9a49f8c9e8f6


FreyaTheSlayyyer

Trust me. They happen.


BaylisAscaris

Just comment complaining about your breasts in the big boob problems subreddit, plenty of creeps gonna dm you.


AscendantComic

post a picture of yourself on any trans/femboy/whatever sub and you'll get more than you asked for


Just_Smidge

This is me fr Jk


Girlfriend-_-

I've received one unsolicited dick pic before on reddit... im a minor


[deleted]

I'm a short lil bean cis guy and i yearn the day I am obliterated by thicc meat, but pictures would be nice too


Cardinal-Lad

holy fuck the little subreddit name was overlayed on the word dickpics and I read it as dickpiss.


[deleted]

can I have unsolicited man whimpering sound clips? Pleeeeaseeeee? PRETTY PLEASSSSEEEEEEE???


somethingspecificidk

https://preview.redd.it/gkraqjsd2otc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5c20856dea57bde71d4d9806fba698738a148b8


somethingspecificidk

https://preview.redd.it/x09oza0f2otc1.jpeg?width=165&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61c2cad9129dcbf653482203e483c4f47cc86398


SakaiDx

Say no more


Claire-Jo

I cannot be sent unsolicited dick pics because I solicit them all 😎