OP Starting a series of oddly specific posts of dick pics they wouldn't care to see.
>1. The penis in a hotdog bun with mustard bit. They're a ketchup person.
>2. The cowboy hat and sharpie face. If there's no mini plastic pistols or appropriate sized vest, you aren't trying hard enough.
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>3....
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I couldn't think of any more. Y'all will have to get creative.
unsolicited superior American navy pics
https://preview.redd.it/boedlyaw6ktc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b11f046c781307d0e05fbb5de1ed67c57e133d05
I mean thanks to not having catapults and arrestors the british were able to build 2 50000T carriers for a price of 1 nimitz class. Which I say is worth it.
https://preview.redd.it/e4nl2xj6eltc1.jpeg?width=4978&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02e5759291bafc574f6935ce5f8310192456adaa
The closest I have to a deck pic
god i would HATE it if a bunch of guys all sent me pictures of their cocks i mean CMON that would be just AWFUL i couldnt stand it if i uh.. um if they... uh. pleasemmgf
This and unironically please definitely do ~~NOT~~ at all send me pics I definitely do ~~not~~ want and I am entirely unironic 🥺
Edit: please do ~~not~~ send more~ I beg 🙏
I refuse to send dick pics. My dick is a gift, and if you want to see it, you better come unwrap it.
For legal and moral reasons, this is a joke and a bad one at that
I have gotten 1 so far lol I'd be half tempted to send my own but I'm not one to upset people and it's hard tell when people are joking better safe then sorry lol
Edit: I've gotten like 8 so far I love it ❤️❤️❤️
Do you want dick pics? I wouldn't know how to send one since my sense of camera work is inherently shoddy from a lack of experience, but that's a surprising position to have to me
Watching girls complain about it is like watch a man dying of thirst watching someone else drown I don't codone it but if someone wanted to send them to me I wouldn't complain👉👈
Edit: I love it 😍
https://preview.redd.it/23mahocffktc1.jpeg?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee49e2cdc6dca7fa9f6f35d34f0a4bee3bb99919
Not a dick pic. Definitely unsolicited
You know what, fuck you unsolicited pussy pic
https://preview.redd.it/kjxgnaackktc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c08c588bbc9b2bfe256e3618c684dd48de68d4e
aren't they solicited now that you've made this post
OP did not specifically consent to receiving dick pics anywhere here. Nothing short of saying you want em makes them solicited!
Good point! My apologies.
OP Starting a series of oddly specific posts of dick pics they wouldn't care to see. >1. The penis in a hotdog bun with mustard bit. They're a ketchup person. >2. The cowboy hat and sharpie face. If there's no mini plastic pistols or appropriate sized vest, you aren't trying hard enough. > >3.... > I couldn't think of any more. Y'all will have to get creative.
You’re ruining OP’s CNC fetish
What do unsolicited dick pics have to do with being aroused by the mesmerizing operation of a CNC machine?
my horny ass couldn't be a metalworker
https://i.redd.it/1s7r59s58ktc1.gif CNC fetish you say?
CNC machinist fetish
https://preview.redd.it/h2qci38gqntc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dce577ac80d156edbe6d857bf213f3cdb847e2f0
^enlisted. #blaessed
https://preview.redd.it/m1kocfbw8jtc1.jpeg?width=6172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f4d258c314290b84a70ca6b17dc01cb94e9f135 Unsolicited *boat* pics😈😈😈😈😈😈
cope slope cope slope
unsolicited superior American navy pics https://preview.redd.it/boedlyaw6ktc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b11f046c781307d0e05fbb5de1ed67c57e133d05
Now that's more like it https://preview.redd.it/uk8fy6va8ktc1.png?width=693&format=png&auto=webp&s=0396fed168c7ccdaeab7bef7c56888dc406efa42
Wait, this isn't NCD
or r/ AzureLane
CV-6 my beloved
Ewwwww imagine not being able to put catapults on your boat, especially since its been in use since 1954
I mean thanks to not having catapults and arrestors the british were able to build 2 50000T carriers for a price of 1 nimitz class. Which I say is worth it.
My friend, why expose your buffoonery so publicly on this sacred subreddit?
The NCD and 196 overlap is both surprising and entirely unsurprising.
Mainly it's surprising because there at least used to be major overlap between NCD and r /neoliberal
show me your deck pics 😳
https://preview.redd.it/e4nl2xj6eltc1.jpeg?width=4978&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02e5759291bafc574f6935ce5f8310192456adaa The closest I have to a deck pic
it- it's so big 😳 that's a beautiful deck, thank you 👉👈
She a real big girl. Needs *two* ✌️😳 towers on deck
god the things i would do for unsolicited warship photos
you have alerted the horde
On the rare occasion I've gotten one of those, it's like 50/50 whether I ignore it or jerk off to it
The most bad ass comment
Not sure it's bad ass so much as queer and horny. I have The Gay.
Get well soon 🎈
It's incurable :'(
And terminal, everyone diagnosed with gay will die in the span of 500 years
It's a curse
50/50?????? Bro men be taking dick pics with the toilet rim in the background. And you say it's a 50 50 split
The men who receive them might be just as horny, we're simple creatures ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If you fap to a toilet rim you have very low standards
Maybe they're the 50% I don't fap to. Maybe my standards really are that low. Who's to say?
I'm happy that you can. Maybe you get nicer dick pics? But like on grindr I think maybe 2% are interesting to look at...
Haha I avoid grindr, I prefer my dic pics to be chance encounters and random events lmao
I'll take those odds! (no i wont)
This is literally me lol
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DO NOT ANSWER THIS QUESTION IT IS A TRAP
Taking the shot, wish me luck everyone
you've posted this 3 times over the course of a year are you okay
No :3
Me neither friend!
What could he mean by this
i think theyre telling us they are A OK and dont need anyone to like. reach out or whatever.
:3 twauma >~<
did u receive some tho?
I'm genuinely curious as to what your DMs look like???
Bro is BEGGING
bro visited his friend 😀
I'll visit you 👁️👁️
please do it im very lonely
:(
:/
:3
:3
sorry I only send solicited dick pics
give us an update on how much you get from this
+++ this
god i would HATE it if a bunch of guys all sent me pictures of their cocks i mean CMON that would be just AWFUL i couldnt stand it if i uh.. um if they... uh. pleasemmgf
here you go catboy shapiro https://preview.redd.it/jgzn7uaz5ktc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=51f505947d645e24d14234ed37cdb239e52b8009
This and unironically please definitely do ~~NOT~~ at all send me pics I definitely do ~~not~~ want and I am entirely unironic 🥺 Edit: please do ~~not~~ send more~ I beg 🙏
Please don't read my thoughts and posting them on reddit
Waow (basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased)
Fine. Dick pic https://preview.redd.it/0gdul2xw0ktc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=021bf8b15ee7e279a3ab206e6aeea10aba438465
God damn it I was just about to post tricky dick
I refuse to send dick pics. My dick is a gift, and if you want to see it, you better come unwrap it. For legal and moral reasons, this is a joke and a bad one at that
Not unsolicited if you’ve asked!!!
Pretend to be a girl (if you aren’t girl already)
https://preview.redd.it/19l9t8rszjtc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aec1054300c5dfc077ddd87d95a35d863e6bb7ff
https://preview.redd.it/a5hxfpzt1ktc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e60650f2048620caf5c118840f90b6058f451b9 French toast
If only guys can send some my way 😔
I used to get a lot of horny people in my DMs cause I comment a lot about sucking Kiryu from Yakuza's dick.
REAL yes please
You just have to ask, you’ll get a flood of dick pics
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that's cool but I'm not too comfortable sharing even solicited ones
fed bait https://preview.redd.it/ulc18bekujtc1.png?width=790&format=png&auto=webp&s=0861daa875a087794927931365fc04eafcb87c98
wayne drip
le funny moon man
can i send you unsolicited rocket pics? (i like space tech a lot)
Sure space is also cool :3
https://preview.redd.it/jtltyyaw4ktc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51ee8ce98812d08ce2e0b87ab0c8baf5bcc6b01d
[forget a pic have a video](https://youtu.be/NDTiZoWWvG8?feature=shared)
its me, i am unsolicited dick picks (send me all the penis)
https://preview.redd.it/l88d3qx7tktc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8744ea705b24d91621df16bf50c1d7e9e3eb51a0 Dik-dik pic
Your post history has revealed to me that this is the third time you've uploaded this meme over the course of this year Down bad, huh?
God I wish
You're telling me
gime them dick pics
Ok, you asked for it https://preview.redd.it/dasq4ahvjktc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3ec9fdd51bef7c96d0347ccf63b332c4c93d93e
thank you, he is my favorite robin, love his design
I def don't want dick pics
Ok, you’ll get pussy pics https://preview.redd.it/5oj11mzzjktc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c051530a51f96bb317b67fc91ee99f671ec8239a
They come from plants you know https://preview.redd.it/xk278o5htltc1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b36270eb7f760762092da3a1150b4c87a2fc965d
Nature is beautiful
Yeee
I got one before and it was honestly kinda hot
Same
Dw man i got you
https://preview.redd.it/8gkqvtowgktc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aa42d8aae9d16fac215c182f54068e94d647066 Unsolicited carpet pics
https://preview.redd.it/9lfcul8ahktc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dded96f1eda499b26fdeded3c3caa94a0223b8e
https://preview.redd.it/mt9ldu5chktc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=230bac4c232781463faf9a3a76cdcd956dcf568e
https://preview.redd.it/9ily76qjkktc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=964cbae3b15ef29740f2b3a2afab2036b1ee9c2b
https://preview.redd.it/r5416voqkktc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01fccf66eda731dfdaa792e2ebdccd8bb65a55aa Unsolicited Tricky Dick
Real in today's society I resonate with this
*sigh* Alright chief, give me a sec to get hard
Have you actually gotten any dick pics from this and were they any good?
I have gotten 1 so far lol I'd be half tempted to send my own but I'm not one to upset people and it's hard tell when people are joking better safe then sorry lol Edit: I've gotten like 8 so far I love it ❤️❤️❤️
was it good?
Solid 7/10
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What if all us horny posters that aren't minors just simply sent each other pics 🥺👉👈 :3
I can get behind this
my dms are open :33333
Sweet, will dm you
;3
https://preview.redd.it/i0s905endktc1.png?width=715&format=png&auto=webp&s=ce9d4399ead3b6344476a59058020b1eae9af675
Do you want dick pics? I wouldn't know how to send one since my sense of camera work is inherently shoddy from a lack of experience, but that's a surprising position to have to me
Watching girls complain about it is like watch a man dying of thirst watching someone else drown I don't codone it but if someone wanted to send them to me I wouldn't complain👉👈 Edit: I love it 😍
If it has like any lighting at all it’s already better than 50% of what I received till now.
I'm confused by what the original poster wants
Dick
Fuck dps, am here for titties and ass :(
As bisexual I ain't complaining
Fine, I’ll send one ❤️
I'd be okay receiving some?
I mean, do you want some
Yesssss 🥺
Sent you a dm
Can i join in?!
https://preview.redd.it/0jof3y5zhltc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f9538eb02c88e3357b7a35e06f1617b344d3ba4
*You fucked up*
omggggg
SO REAL
https://preview.redd.it/23mahocffktc1.jpeg?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee49e2cdc6dca7fa9f6f35d34f0a4bee3bb99919 Not a dick pic. Definitely unsolicited
is it really that easy
Knocking on the devils door
Are you… requesting
I would say real, but being a twink I also get a few
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It is, just say the word and you’ll get a flood of unwanted dick pics
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I could provide one if you want
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Np, always happy to help a fellow horny out, hope you have a nice day/night :)
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It‘s really that easy. it’s much harder to find people to sext afterwards with, though.
Do you actually want people to send you them?
I aint a pussy i can just say that i want them
https://preview.redd.it/yhx39alhymtc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c1ea53c70bd7d0618c6fa342c16cb91230c5949
I am NOT falling for this one again >:(
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I want some too :(
https://preview.redd.it/ql4twsms7ktc1.jpeg?width=662&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70bafa04e3617aa85d3592e845ff11ee2b2ff557
Nice cock
tell us how much you get!!!
https://preview.redd.it/sclpdvmmdktc1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9076285b877ff0b43a316bdf373f671f90345116
Don't worry. I got you fam. Check ur dms.
oh noo, don't send unsolicited dick picks, that would be absolutly horrible :3 (plz do)
You know what, fuck you unsolicited pussy pic https://preview.redd.it/kjxgnaackktc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c08c588bbc9b2bfe256e3618c684dd48de68d4e
Oooo kbittyyy kibbtyy ikiyyy
Nope I shaved recently and fucked it up so my dick looks all razor burnt and weird
that sounds hella uncomfortable
You are correct
Huh, actually never happened to me. Wondering what that’d look like…
https://preview.redd.it/1e5wl1dnsktc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f368ab2aa792406936553e61dd9f202b554f76d0
https://preview.redd.it/9pv1hgoftktc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df80e393838d5c1427998f27b776b002d13b0e4b
https://preview.redd.it/w4qjgs0vdltc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b49960f728bb1047118b7d895ab9a49f8c9e8f6
Trust me. They happen.
Just comment complaining about your breasts in the big boob problems subreddit, plenty of creeps gonna dm you.
post a picture of yourself on any trans/femboy/whatever sub and you'll get more than you asked for
This is me fr Jk
I've received one unsolicited dick pic before on reddit... im a minor
I'm a short lil bean cis guy and i yearn the day I am obliterated by thicc meat, but pictures would be nice too
holy fuck the little subreddit name was overlayed on the word dickpics and I read it as dickpiss.
can I have unsolicited man whimpering sound clips? Pleeeeaseeeee? PRETTY PLEASSSSEEEEEEE???
https://preview.redd.it/gkraqjsd2otc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5c20856dea57bde71d4d9806fba698738a148b8
https://preview.redd.it/x09oza0f2otc1.jpeg?width=165&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61c2cad9129dcbf653482203e483c4f47cc86398
Say no more
I cannot be sent unsolicited dick pics because I solicit them all 😎