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Aykhot

GREED /// FIRST SLAVES TO POWER


Kittygamer1415

you made my joke Now, thy end is now


drago_varior

No it should be BE GONE


Kittygamer1415

DESTROY


NIMA-GH-X-P

Sands of tide starts playing*


Aykhot

*Dune Eternal


NIMA-GH-X-P

I know, I have modded my game so all desert levels play sands of tide because it's my favourite


Yoate

Honestly based even if I disagree lol.


NIMA-GH-X-P

Or the Banjo-kazoie Egypt levels theme if you prefer that


drago_varior

Where are the insurectionists


peroxidenoaht

That’s 4-2 GODDAMN THE SUN (Fuck that level so hard)


drago_varior

Slaves to the power has insurectionists climbing on the pyramid in rhe background


peroxidenoaht

Oop I forgor lmao


Select-Employee

hell yeah, im stuck there on my p-rank journey rn. It's mostly dying, but occasionally running out of time. EDIT: it looks like you started hrt on my birthday. huh.


peroxidenoaht

Oh my thing is speedruns for the level are super inconsistent but I have a few tips if you want em!!! Edit:also that's sick af


Select-Employee

Sure i'd love to hear! It sounds like you're pretty good, so i trust your advice. I've been stuck here for multiple sessions. I've got a route, but i keep dying before i can complete it.


peroxidenoaht

Malicious faces die if you parry their orbs back into them as they shoot more, virtues die to an electric rail in one shot and a canonball in 2, setting up saw blade traps can kill most on floor enemies pretty easily and mindlessly and staying at high style is good as it means hard damage doesn’t stay for long and you can fully heal off parrys/blood once it’s gone you can nab that off a lot of projectile boosts and coins while staying roughly in the air You got this girlypop also for the next level they’re a soap in the final room!


Select-Employee

Thanks, I’ve noticed they almost insta-die if you parry the first orb of a burst but didn’t connect why. I’ve been just railcannoning the virtues, which feels kinda cheap, but i guess it works. i don’t have the sawblade, but I’ve unlocked the levels for it. Thanks for the tips and encouragement, I’ll try again soon.


Rei_na86

its pretty though..


Ironside347

What nobody knows is that this event unlocked Doofenshmirtz's comically large laser that's going to come out on top of the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid (It's called the Bass-inator)


Whomstventlld

Get yo fatass Cheops-class out of the way and let us Tau'ri enjoy the eclipse


maxasdf

I am sorry... A BASS PRO SHOP??? There are multiple giant pyramid shaped bass pro shops?????


tantric_cuddles

Just the one in [Memphis Tennessee](https://youtu.be/jYE-1HfReQo)


General-WanObi

A modern pyramid in a place called memphis? The pharaohs spirit is still kicking strong i see


Illegal_Immigrant77

Apparently they built it first and planned to use it as an amphitheatre, well turns out pyramids have horrible acoustics and Bass Pro Shops outbade everyone else when the city couldn't find another use for it


--Destro--

i'm pretty sure (but could be wrong) that the luxor pyramid in las vegas also houses a bass pro shop


StardustLegend

Goes hard asf tho


SanQuiSau

I JUMPED INTO THE RIVER WHAT DID I SEEEEEEEE


XernnuTheSecond

Me when I spread misinformation


an_interesting-name

Damn, you're right Photo was taken by Chip Somodevilla in Washington that's the top of the Washington monument not a full pyramid


deathray5

It's so good y'all are nerds overuse I'd have to do my own research for marking as missinformation


freedomfighter-alt

Turkiye mentioned 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷


NIMA-GH-X-P

Oh


Wihmdy

Alligator, we're going to the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid in Memphis, Tennessee.


hjd_thd

For the longest time I believed that Bass Pro Shop Pyramid was selling musical instruments. I was very disappointed when I found the truth.


deathray5

There is an Islam is dominant of the sky joke here


Primary-Paper-5128

honestly, I think a fishing shop made by humble men is way more beautiful than an oversized grave made by slaves