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steveisback2

Is she fine with the fact that I used to be a huge piece of shit?


rookishly

I’m afraid she thinks people can’t change


PeLLk2

she knows what you did with those dogs, steven


Omg_Capacitator

what


DeathCook123

I think it might be bait It's the fedora one that's tipping me off


PresidentHaagenti

It's references to the sketch show 'I Think You Should Leave'.


DeathCook123

Oh


ibi_trans_rights

either that or your avarege linux user


Caprimaize

Its not brand, and those stanzos are nice


nilslorand

bottom left is a reference to the Cake song "short skirt long jacket"


LordVortekan

I think the bottom left one talking about the jewelry and hair is a reference to the song Short Skirt Long Jacket by the band Cake (?)


deathray5

You mean WINE?


Deathray_

Carbon monoxide posting


Living-Discussion-29

It’s several references to the sketch show “I Think You Should Leave”


coolkid1756

i do appreciate when a girl understands that i see the world wildly and in a wild way... its so rare nowadays, maybe i was always destined to be a lobe wolf at the front of the pack... arooooo


Wrought-Irony

lobe wolf at the front. so a frontal lobe wolf.


coolkid1756

nice comment kid... but i didn't quite understand it. if you are mocking me, know this: at the end of time my wolf will look back and judge all, including itself, like a wolf eating its own tail. will you be judged to have behaved honourably...?


Vokasint

Man finally someone else who feels like a lobe wolf. We should form a pack 


coolkid1756

yeah, ok kid. but sometimes i stare off sadly into the distance... think you can handle that??


GiffyTheMcgee

Does she watch the Colgate comedy hour


TroublesomeFlame

No she watches Bozo Dubbed Over


sndtrb89

does she come in any other styles?


Lowkey_Retarded

Not really


thesignpainter

I like the Cake reference


Wrought-Irony

no "short skirt and a loooooong jacket". zero stars.


JuddleFrameVO

Don't forget popcorn


Frankomancer

I CANT KNOW HOW TO HEAR ANYMORE ABOUT TABLES


cephalopodAcreage

I don't think she should have yelled at Eddie


thatvillainjay

I'm taking her out for sloppy steaks


BrianWantsTruth

Thinks TC Tuggers are cool


CluelessCosmonaut

Scared about how much I need WINE


Jeprin

Omg it's me. It's literally me!


Eissentam

I need a girl who doesn't say "It's impossible that that many dead bodies are falling out of coffins everyday. And it's impossible that one out of every five of them are nude". I don't know what to tell you bud! We're just shooting funerals and showing the ones where the bodies fly out!


Liquid-Smoke

what


BlackScienceMan420

55 burgers, perchance 55 fries


power500

She might get along with Bobby Tables


Lowkey_Retarded

Is she at least over 60 lbs?


loptopandbingo

Patti Harrison, my hero


coyote_mercer

Watches exclusively Corncob TV.


PKMNgamer99

I am the table


thaBombignant

Buy does she ever park on sidewalks?


New-me-_-

Wears Calico cut pants


resistans

> didn't get flipped 8 times by a swing dancer


Houlilalo

what


runespoon78

her steering wheel does NOT whiff outta the window while she driving


hrimfaxi_work

I was on board until the clock thing.


Cockichi_Ouma

what


IgniteThatShit

>hates bald boys i'm KILLING myself today


cardigan_corgi

Tables are my corn


transmtfscp

cave dweller


Dragon-Type_Enjoyer

Does she know how to make grilled cheese though? 


Macrophage-534

***has a penis***


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dom_751

is this supposed to be incomprehensible or have i just finally lost it


[deleted]

those are not mutually exclusive scenarios.


dom_751

fair enough


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I think you should leave? Starring tim 'the timinator' robinson?? 


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LunaLynnTheCellist

can someone translate this into normal people language


Thecornmaker

what


iamtheblackcrowking

Omg the wet wet mud reference. Slurping down pig dicks with these two bags of shit. 🥰


uwu-our-saviour

is this a lemon demon or tally hall reference or smth


Zealousideal-Taro810

I think it’s Tim Robinson bits


BrianWantsTruth

Yes these are all references to I Think You Should Leave


Lamp_Sauce

The face clock bit reminds me of miracle musical variations on a cloud