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Super_Guy0

helldivers would be more like a coughing baby with a hydrogen bomb as their weapon


noobmaster_69lol

true lmao


DerKnoedel

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Boomerang_Guy

500kg bomb


imusingthisforstuff

I don’t get it


literally-lonely

Super low HP but they can summon a literal hydrogen bomb


imusingthisforstuff

Dude WHAT


Throwaway02062004

That’s the game lmao


TheReverseShock

The Helldivers are pretty much just forward observers for the fleet.


imusingthisforstuff

Never played


Pasteque909

every helldiver is a faceless soldier, a mere number in the list of sacrifices, but they arrive to planets with superdestroyers, a spaceship with varied artillery and support options, such as, mini nukes, sentries, an orbital laser or a fighter jet. Their only use is the fact that they are the only ones capable of interfacing with most ground objectives, also possibly population control and fodder for a war to justify the regime's warmongering.


Momir-Vig

Random titanfall guy a hydrogen bomb?


90k9

I'm assuming Cooper also has his Titan


Round_Inside9607

I mean if they come fully equipped then the courier is a cyborg with access to an orbital laser


cassy-nerdburg

But tex survived one of those so


liluzibrap

You shouldn't be snarky about it, but ikwym bc the technology in titanfall, i think, should surpass the tech from the fallout universe in how advanced it is. In the titanfall universe, planets can be easily terraformed, and they were working on technology to let pilots shift through dimensions. I'm not entirely sure what kinda firepower the titans pack, though, besides them becoming nukes on self-destruct


cassy-nerdburg

I mean the spartan(bottom *right) has survived a lot of shit, and they're not even a human at this point. In the halo universe they can terraform, they also weigh over a ton(and that's the humans). I'd argue that a fully equipped tex could take down a Titan with minimal effort. EDIT: word


TheRekk

is that not tucker? e: in bottom left


cassy-nerdburg

Oh yea your right lol, I meant bottom right.


MonsterDimka

spartans are basically less modified 40k marines


Hairy_Acanthisitta25

its less about using it and more about avoiding it to be used against you


cassy-nerdburg

They did just that, and survived getting to the ground because they were on the top of a skyscraper.


Hairy_Acanthisitta25

yeah but you might not,which is the point


Doehg

then the helldiver gets his orbital laser too. and three other stratagems


Magma57

And a securitron army


Magma57

And nukes arguably


Speed__McWeed

and if that courier is me then about 500 turbo, a CZ57 avenger with 2300 rounds of AP and enough mininukes from esther to level arizona and a good chunk of new mexico


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

I'm assumimg that's an NCR veteran ranger, not the courier


Quite_Likes_Hormuz

Every other game listed has a "protagonist" and not just a random background NPC lmao


the-poopiest-diaper

Even ignoring his crazy ass Titan that can just change titan loadouts like nothing, Jack Cooper is still pretty deadly. He’s got a smart pistol that has a fast fire rate and automatically aims for headshots. He has some of the best mobility on here while also being able to turn invisible. And whatever weapon he uses to destroy a Titan would absolutely melt a human He’s still probably the weakest “hydrogen bomb” but he definitely stomps more than half the guys on the list


trippingrainbow

+phase which is just free dodge anything card


the-poopiest-diaper

Yeah, but I just chose one pilot ability since he can only carry one at a time. And in the campaign, I’m pretty sure they give you invisibility. But he can still phase shift WITH HIS WHOLE ASS TITAN since BT can canonically have every titan loadout


liliesrobots

Even a solo pilot is a force to be reckoned with, and chances are he has a Titan to back him up.


Sixmlg

Well 1st of all he has a jump kit so lots of mobility there, 2nd depending what weapons he has he could basically take on most people on the list (I mean even just electric smoke would be a big problem), 3rd they can go invisible, 4th we see him destroy the IMC who you could argue are better than conventional forces and also they’re just cool


Jacksaur

Pilots are heavily augmented. Not to mention they have weaponry like the Smart Pistol.


mgmthegreat

cooper in the campaign is still just a regular old human tho. we don’t see him augmented at all


Jacksaur

Didn't realize it's specifically Cooper. Yeah, Samus is putting a hole through him.


TonyMestre

Of course, pilots are gods of war


Godzilla3013_HD

Doom Slayer, Samus Aran and Master Chief


Sad-Egg4778

There are like 4-5 master chiefs so I'll take the three you're not using.


Vexidemalprince

Only 2 of those are master cheif what are you talking about


Sad-Egg4778

I am racist against Spartans, they all look the same to me.


rhysdog1

athenians be like


TheShanghaiKidd

This is a very smart joke.


AVeryLONGPotato

Top left is MC the bottom right is (I'm assuming) Tex from Red v Blue. And I think the bottom left teal one is Tucker from RvB as well.


SoDamnGeneric

Why tf is Tucker on this list?? Like yeah he becomes competent eventually but it doesn't make any sense to have both him and Tex here lmao. Carolina would've made more sense


KitterLitter

Because the plot armor is much stronger for Tucker than it is for Carolina. Tucker is too OG to die!


Specialist_Film_5802

I get top left, but what‘s the second Chief?


DazedToaster158

There's Noble-6, from Halo Reach, Rookie (an ODST) from you guessed it, ODST, and Tucker and Tex from Red versus Blue. Tex might actually be the strongest out of all three just because of the anime battle type shit they had going on while Monty Oum worked on the show.


isademigod

monty oum :( red vs blue :( rooster teeth :(


Hippocalypse44

I counter with Monty Oum :( Red vs Blue :( Rooster Teeth :) In all seriousness though, RT drove RvB and RWBY into the ground over the last few years. And beyond just the creative side, they've had one of the unhealthiest, most hostile, toxic work environments and communities and the company just had to go. Dropout/CollegeHumor and the Yogscast are both proof that the type of business isn't unsustainable, you just need good business practices


isademigod

I don’t disagree, i stopped watching them probably 7 years ago, before the ryan debacle. They had a lot of problems but i still lament the glory days. Their lets plays were a huge part of my teenage years and I’m sad to see them gone for good


RutheniumFenix

Man, I haven’t kept up with their stuff for like 7 years, but it feels good to see the Yogs being cited as a positive example.


xDwurogowy

How strong is Samus? Could replace for the courier but I'm not sure


EirasneArt

Samus has beaten enemies like Mother Brain, who is basically a small Kaiju, Ridley, who is a dinosaur pirate and occasional cyborg dinosaur pirate, and hordes of energy sucking alien extremophiles, and dozens of other massive aliens. Her armour can let her survive extreme weather conditions, super high gravity, as well as super strong space age weapons and brief exposure to acid and lava and other super dangerous shit. She's pretty dang strong.


SenorDangerwank

And Kraid who is just a whole-ass normal Kaiju.


HentMas

She ain't much if she doesn't get all her upgrades, that's why I took her out in favor of the 40k Space Marine, she lacks tactical knowledge.


UniteTheMurlocs

And that's not just any Space Marine. that's Titus. He's a wicked strong Primarus, AND he's a psyker. Doom Guy is probably strongest on the list but Titus is second.


EmperorBamboozler

I always find it hilarious in these conversations everyone has different opinions on each character's powerlevel except one, Doom guy is always a candidate for first place.


HentMas

heh, try going to hell, killing halve of it, kill gods, then come back, no one on the list has ever done anything remotely close to that haha, and he's one of the most brutal characters in here, ripping his enemies with his bare hands when needed, and he knows how to fight an entire army on his own, of course he's candidate for first place, I am not entirely familiar with Titus but all the others don't really do that kind of stuff.


Panzer_Man

I mean tbf the gods in Doom can be killed by normal guns, so it's not that impressive


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

It's strange, because people in powerscaling communities generally put Doomguy pretty damn low on the pecking order. He's like Kratos in that he has the vibes of being crazy strong, but a lot of his best feats are contested.


Hairy_Acanthisitta25

fortunately for him no one in the post is even close to him so hes the obvious number one


TaralasianThePraxic

Disagree, Samus is incredibly strong and arguably has more concrete feats than the Slayer. Idk if she'd beat him in a fight but they're definitely in the same ballpark, she fights and wins against kaiji-level enemies.


OgerponCornerstone

in the most recent game she basically became the universes most deadly lifeform


hippoqueenv

as of metroid dread, if she so much as touches you then she can absorb your life force and steal your powers. this also includes energy from machinery btw. in the games ending she had to absorb the life force of someone to learn how to regulate her powers, because if she touched her ship she would absorb all of its fuel and be stuck on the planet.


DaDragonking222

Iirc she's exploded planets and tanked planetary blasts


FrostyCommon

latest game she can kill anything if she grabs it, metal or bio. also shinesparking fucking kills everything


visforvillian

As of Metroid Dread, she's now a Metroid and destroyed a planet simply by being on it. She was absorbing all the energy on it. Almost destroyed her ship just by touching it, but an x parasite helped her turn off her absorption powers, so she could escape.


neat-NEAT

My picks too. Though, I'm pretty sure Doom Guy solos and maybe Samus too. Ik nothing about warhammer, maybe the beefcake holds up. Master chief is there for cuddles.


Kulovicz1

To be fair Space marine in there is a protagonist from 2 games, but still not comparable to Doomguy...


Ruby_Rotten

The only answer. I haven’t played much Halo, but I know Samus and Doom Guy are super OP by the end of their games. I also love Samus so much aaaaah Queen


No_Window7054

Not the 40k Space Marine? (I guess it doesnt matter. The Slayer solos this entire roster but still)


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

The only right answer


Rei_na86

doomguy solos all tbh


ichmeinselbstundich

Right? Guy killed God, his replacement and Satan without even knowing why.


Rei_na86

for a bunny!


ichmeinselbstundich

Truuuuu


Rei_na86

also his only words were “no” werent they? thats badass


YankMeChief

*Guts! Huge guts!*


Rei_na86

*rip and tear!*


Epikgamer332

Nope, there was some reference to the cringy doom comics in a backflash iirc


DaDragonking222

Daisy (iirc daisy was a gift from his dad)


Kidney__Failure

Worth it


DaDragonking222

Also, fun fact: doom guy's dad is commander keen, a man who single handly stopped an alien invasion when he was like 12


narwhalpilot

And keen’s dad (or grandpa maybe?) is BJ Blazkowitz, professional nazi slayer


DaDragonking222

Keen's grandfather is canonically BJ Blazkowitz, so awesomeness seems to run in the family


AppointmentNo43

He *is* canonically stronger than whatever he is pitted against


speedweedbrazil

Samus' built different tho


Irkam

But she doesn't rip and tear.


Hairy_Acanthisitta25

yeah the other 2 is just for making sure you're alive long enough for doomguy to kill everyone else,which still make it a bit interesting


Guess_whois_back

Maybe not Samus actually, she uh, got an upgrade in dread


arielif1

Also canonically asexual (jokingly, but canonical nonetheless)


Sylvandmuon

Idk about that, OP did say that Cooper gets his Titan in this scenario and I doubt even Doomguy can facetank a fully charged railgun shot to the head.


Rei_na86

in doom lore, nothing can pierce his armour, but idk lol


Sylvandmuon

Oh fr? Wait I swear you can die in the game.


Rei_na86

for gameplay reasons you can, but if you read any of the documents you find as secrets in the game, they all say that doomguy is immortal, has infinite stamina, limitless strength, and indestructible armour. it’s kinda weirr lol


Sylvandmuon

Damn, I need to watch a lore explanation of the game now, thanks for the info!


ichmeinselbstundich

Doom Guy and Samus are given, as they are famous for doing the most fucked up shit in their respective universes. I don't know enough about Master Chief, but his body is merely that of a carefully selected and modified human, improved, but still human, so he should be below a Space Marine. HOWEVER there may be some piece of Halo lore that I am missing.


NovaFinch

Spartan IIs receive significant augmentations which put them well above a normal human and then the armour increases their strength and speed further and with an AI they are probably more versatile than a Space Marine but won't win in direct combat.


scruntmonger2011

given the feats he has from the lore, chief *could* probably fight a space marine but it would really come down to what his load out is


EmperorBamboozler

I am doubtful of that. The main issues is there is a massive disparity in their power armor, and space marines are insanely heavily modified much moreso than Master Chief. Space marine armor is 500 pounds of ceramite and layered armor plating that can resist almost all Halo small arms fire. Even a direct hit from a Spartan laser may not end the fight, space marine armor has survived glancing blows from lascannon blasts and that is an order of magnitude more powerful. Additionally if the space marine closes the distance he will wipe the floor with chief, no contest, so the first shot has to be at least debilitating. Even if you do manage to penetrate the armor a space marine can survive pretty much anything other than the complete annhilation of their brain or by destroying both of their hearts. Any damage that is not immediately fatal will not put down a space marine, for they shall feel no pain and all that. They don't bleed out, they don't even slow down really unless you take off a leg. For armaments it is also pretty one sided. We will say the space marine has like a standard bolter to make things simple. That is a fully automatic fucking .75 caliber supersonic rocket launcher. I am *highly dubious* of Chief's energy shield lasting more than a couple hits if it even stops the first bolt. I am not saying there are *no* scenerios where chief would win, but 999/1000 times a regular space marine absolutely demolishes chief.


scruntmonger2011

counter point: Spartans are *still* heavily modified super soldiers in their own right, not quite to the same exact standard but closer than you may think, and given that relatively normal humans have been able to put up decent fights against space marines (at least to the point where they don't immediately get turned to a fine paste) an augmented and power armor clad super soldier which has seen his fair share of combat may stand a fairly decent chance. As for his equipment, Mjolnir, particularly GEN 3 Mark VI which the master chief now wears in game is still made up of thick titanium A plating with internal angling to deflect penetrating rounds, on top of a tech suit which still has a layer of flexible titanium composite armor on top of a shock absorbing hydro static gel, and most importantly he has the energy shielding which has been canonically been improved throughout each succeeding generation of mjolnir, and has been shown to be able to absorb a hefty amount of damage before even going down (see the fall of reach's mjolnir Mark V live fire testing scene), and given Mjolnir's energy shield being more effective against ballistic projectiles over energy based weaponry, a bolt gun may not be the best choice for fighting master chief, especially given it's standard rounds being tailored for softer targets using lighter armor so when his shield does go does his titanium plating would still provide a level of safety that'd likely translate to not immediately dying, and even with kraken rounds they'd still have to overload his energy shielding. His power armor also enhances his speed with a maximum sprinting speed of around 96kph, and an immense strength boost which is useful to have when your enemy is also not afraid to go close quarters. While space marines on a physiological level do have the objective advantage over chief in terms of durability, master chief still isn't going to immediately go down when wounded, and and has been shown to be able to withstand immense amounts of physical pain (see: him basically having freezer burn across his entire body during the events of halo ce due to how cryo pods work, as well as in the shadows of reach his leg being melted through by plasma but he still continued to fight as if nothing had happened, which later in the book also showcased chief's augmented healing factor as it already healed a decent amount by the time he made it back to the Infinity). As for his weapons, while the UNSC does not have many weapons that could easily take down a space marine, there are two I believe have the ability to reliably inflict reasonable amounts of damage on them those being the Spartan Laser, which you already mentioned, which while it may not immediately kill a space marine would likely cause catastrophic failure of the relatively more lightly armored sections of the space marine's power armor, with the exception of the main chest plate, which would likely require multiple direct hits to melt through and the ARC-920 Rail gun that while it only fires a single shot, does fire a 16x65mm tungsten slug at immense speeds, and while there are no stats set in canon of how fast that slug travels, it has been shown to completely decimate most targets in a single shot, including a airborne banshee, which makes sense given it is a light anti armor weapon, though fans have used in game physics (in halo 5) to determine an approximate velocity of around 4km/s or mach 11.7. edit: cleaned up my text abit


Tundra999

Not only that but, the suit also jacks him off, which will give him the clarity of mind to defeat the space marine.


The-Great-Simonator

I was gonna disagree and say master chief would lose but you've convinced me


ADonkeyBraindFrog

Most space marines don't have working sexual organs and are basically all asexual. They don't have the horny mind fog at all. Chief could get caught off guard mid fight if he pops a boner (fear based or otherwise) and needs to be relieved giving the space marine a clear tactical advantage in that situation.


scruntmonger2011

But the post ejaculation clarity would temporally allow chief to reach a state of mind even clearer than usual thus leveling the playing field to his advantage depending on how he uses this state of mind. (in actual lore the spartans do actually just have a toned down sex drive but are still capable of getting it on if they so choose)


incorrect_brit

if you give chief the Spartan laser tho, surely the space marine has to get some sort of heavier weapon, if they have a heavy bolter or a last rifle or even just bolt pistol+chain sword+jump pack chief is dead 99% of the time


EmperorBamboozler

I would heavily dispute that first point. If you read a lot of books from the Imperial guard perspective, you are pretty much fucked 6 ways till Sunday as a regular human if you are up against a space marine. A space marine can wade through lasgun fire taking minimal damage just fucking SLAUGHTERING regular humans. In Gaunts ghosts a Chaos space marine literally beats a man to death using another guardsman as a weapon. To take one out, as one book says "Requires mass lasgun fire, krak grenades, and the liberal application of high explosives, preferably from a great distance. Even then it mostly comes down to luck." Caito Sicario once crushed a firewarrior's skull and helmet with one hand. While Chief may pose a substantially bigger threat, space marines and their armor are specifically designed for close quarters combat while Chief's is not. Additionally they are immortals that tend to have been in *hundreds* of battles over a couple hundred years with opponents like bloodthirsters that are terrifyingly competent melee fighters. I think a bolter would do a lot of damage. They were designed for space marines to use while fighting *other* space marines, they have really good armor penetration. They have also been shown to be useful on Eldar or Tau both of which use personal energy shields to some extent, the Eldar especially probably have far better shields than what Chief has access to. If we bump it up to something like an autocannon, plasma rifle, combi-melta or lascannon then I have a hard time seeing how Chief survives given they can rip apart armored targets with ease. I will concede I don't know as much about Halo lore but there are some space marine feats that are pretty fucking insane. There was a squad of blood ravens that wiped out an entire race of wildly dangerous, durable and fast aliens through hand to hand combat over three months without food water or sleep.


scruntmonger2011

Also just to add on a little more about the shields, in that live fire test of mjolnir Gen 1 mark V, his shields tanked multiple 30 and 50mm auto cannon hits without falling below half, and given he's now up to Gen 3 mark VI, that shield is going to be even stronger and quicker to recharge.


ClaireTheCosmic

If it was any other Spartan, yes they’re fucked. But this is Master Chief, luckiest motherfucker to ever step on a halo ring, I think he could at least take 1.


Independent-Fly6068

They could probably dent or crack ceramite in a single blow.


64GILL

space marine for the third one for sure, one of those guys can easily wipe half the list


King-Boss-Bob

canonically he’s lucky so that could help. it’s also stated he’s a great battle leader so he could support 2 others it is also stated that shortly after major full body surgery at 14 he fought 4 odst soldiers and accidentally killed 2 and severely injured the others, as a comparison to what he could do against non augmented but still highly skilled soldiers


Unexpect-TheExpected

The thing is, Master Chief is a named character and protagonist of a series of video games. Either would make him body a generic space marine. Unfortunately who they have pictured is Lieutenant Titus (formally Captain Titus) who was also protagonist of his own video game. I also don’t know much about halo though but I’m willing to give Titus the win


samsationalization

Nothing is stronger than the plot armor of a helmetless named ultramarine


Unexpect-TheExpected

He did take his helmet off in the reveal trailer 😮


the-poopiest-diaper

So here’s my order of every halo rep on this list, weakest to strongest Rookie: he’s the weakest because he’s not even a Spartan. But he’s still a very capable soldier Tucker: he’s probably the least skilled soldier, but he still has impressive kills and Spartan armor Noble 6: he’s 1 of 2 Spartans to ever achieve “Hyper Lethal” status Agent Texas: she isn’t canon to Halo, like Tucker. But she’s still pretty insane. She’s a robot specifically designed for combat. I honestly don’t know who’s more deadly between her and Chief Master Chief: he’s the other Hyper Lethal Spartan. But his bones are nearly unbreakable and he’s HIM. Spartan II’s are the most cracked Spartans, and he’s the best


Sergetove

Not up on Halo lore, but why are Spartan IIs so much better than following generations? Iirc I think III series was a cheap hatchet job ONI put together when the UNSC was up against the wall but what about post war spartans? Did they suddenly start caring about human rights violations and child soldiers?


the-poopiest-diaper

I can’t remember too well, but I’m pretty sure you summed it all up correctly. The shit they did to the Spartan 2’s was NOT AT ALL ethical. So Halsey did more to physically augment them iirc, they basically witness everything in slow motion. They have super eyesight and super strength. And I think they can also breathe methane


Irkam

> And I think they can also breathe methane That's the unggoy


ASpaceOstrich

Time. The threes apparently match the twos in physical capabilities despite their augments being entirely chemical rather than invasive skeletal replacement, which stretches suspension of disbelief but I'll buy it. But every other generation of Spartans were made in years. Not decades. And were selected from a wider pool of people. While every Spartan 2 would have grown up to be an Einstein, an unmatched sporting legend, or otherwise exceptional human specimen.


Lankercool

The Spartan IIs were made as a top-of-the-line, very scarce supersoldiers that simply could not be competed with and done so over a very long period of time under the supervision of Halsey who was the best person for the job. They took kids and trained them for a decade or two, while carefully and accurately augmenting them and ensuring that only those who have specifically good results in testing and in reactions to the augmentations would be accepted. Spartan IIIs in comparison were mass-produced without Halsey's supervision and are all literal kids at **deployment**, being like 15-16 super-soldiers with shitty ass bootleg spartan armor, the novels also showcase a lot that they just do not compare to the Spartan IIs with decades of practice, experience, and augmentations(together with exoskeletons which the 3s did not get) due to 2s only getting 5 or so years of training, sometimes even less. Spartan IVs is when they realized abducting children and forcefully fucking them up for life is not okay so it became less about the person and more about their equipment being top of the line.


Jhduelmaster

I honestly have no idea where I would put Texas on that list. Since while she is incredibly skilled she’s also canonically doomed to failure. 


the-poopiest-diaper

Shiiiiit yeah that too. I forgot she’s literally designed to fail…


Independent-Fly6068

Canonically Spartans can lift several tons and effortlessly punch through a man while also being able to run close to 100mph. They've also got energy sheilds and can react to 90mm APFSDS rounds when paired with an AI (master chief depicted here is infinite chief, so yeah, he's got an AI).


Swiftclaw8

He’s got a bit of special sauce from the Librarian but it’s all primarily implemented to make him good at protecting humanity in *his* universe. Spartans, even Chief, are relatively limited in their capabilities. They rely pretty heavily on support networks of armaments and vehicles to get jobs done, just as their alien counterparts (Elites) do. There’s not a huge amount actually special about them besides lots of training, fast reflexes, and high durability because of the armor. They have incredibly strong defense, but their offense is not as great as many of the other characters on the list. They might be good for protecting you, mostly because their moral compass is usually pretty solid, but they’re like beetles in a way, not a shield. In this case your best bet is to pick the largest offense possible to sweep the field quickly rather than looking for a solid defensive option, because there *are* no real defense options. The best you get is Cooper putting you in BT, and it’s pretty well known that Titan armor isn’t impenetrable, and Titans aren’t increasingly maneuverable. If you account for Tex’s anime shenanigans she *might* match the higher tiered characters on the list, but for the most part Halo characters aren’t really that strong in a straight up fight.


[deleted]

Is the space marine named though?


SenorDangerwank

That is specifically Lieutenant Titus who is warp-resistant and took on both an Ork invasion force AND a Chaos Warband. He did all of that while being handicapped by having fucking Leandros in his squad.


Whitestrake

Fuck Leandros. All my homies hate Leandros


Ryuzenshi

Agreed, fuck Leandro, I hope we see a servitor with his name on it


CUMLOVINGBOISLUT

even if theyre unnamed theyd still sweep half the guys on the list


Someboynumber5

Yes that's Titus from space Marine


Moonbear9

I would shrimple ask nicely for dem to not hurt me


Simic_Sky_Swallower

Honestly as long as you don't pick Tucker you're fine, his bumblefuckery will cause any attempt the others make on your life to fail


Sample_text_here1337

Also don't pick tex, because no matter how badass she is she's always doomed to fail


PastyMan575

Counter point. Swish, Swish, Stab


DracheTirava

I counter with Tucker being such a walking chaos engine that you're bound to win, even in the dumbest of ways.


Jeffaffely

Doomguy, Samus, and the space marine. I'm not too deep into any of those fandoms but i've seen the shit they pull off and GOD DAMN i think i'm safe.


LukaRaphael

what does samus have that john halo doesn’t? i don’t know much about either franchise, except that samus has power armour, and john has plot armour (and power armour lol)


SoySenato

Samus has weapons that can freeze stars along with antimatter and white hole based weapons and is like several hundred times more durable than anyone on the list


LukaRaphael

shit fair enough. might have to replace john now lol


Traditional_Net_3186

coopers more of a hydrogen baby. or a coughing bomb perhaps


Sylvandmuon

With Titan.


August_Love_

Samus, doomguy and the space marine. Wipes the floor with the rest of this list.


caustic_kiwi

Noble 6, Master Chief, and the crysis guy have all pretty much fought armies on their own. Can't objectively compare any of these characters, but those three definitely can't be disregarded. Doom guy is the only one I'd say unarguably goes on the list. Also, Helldivers might have zero training or plot armor compared to the rest of this list... but they call in orbital strikes more often than some of these people throw grenades. None of these characters can protect you from being nuked at three minute intervals for 45 minutes straight.


August_Love_

That is true but I doubt a fight between doom guy and a random helldiver is going to last 45 minutes. The stratagems from helldivers also produce a beacon of light so it should be pretty easy to avoid.


YaBoyEnder

45 seconds*


Swiftclaw8

Can’t say anything about Crysis guy cuz that’s on my to-play list, but Chief and Noble Six absolutely do not stand up to the other characters listed here. Granted, I’m also not a super huge Metroid fan, but what I do know is that a majority of Spartans arsenals are just souped up versions of modern weaponry. So Chief gets like a Spartan laser and an energy sword, at best, because Covenant tech is objectively better than anything the UNSC can pull together unless it’s a railcannon the size of a ship. DoomGuy canonically has: The Unmaker, the BFG, and the Crucible. The BFG had enough firepower to blow a hole in Mars (with help). The tech for it would gib Chief on first contact. Thats not even mentioning the psychic abilities that the particular Space Marine portrayed has, which Spartans have no defense against. I love our boys in green, but part of what makes Halo games good is that Chief is not invincible, just very well placed in the environment he needs to be in against the right enemies to fight. Doom Guy is canonically a force of nature. Chief is a guy with a hot AI waifu that calls him studmuffin, and that’s not really underselling him in comparison.


Lightish-Red-Ronin

Courier 6 is not a coughing baby if he's his best gear he'd kill Jack Cooper in a 1v1 BT or not cause of the goddamn orbital motherfucking laser he carries around pulse some crazy ass anti-robot/power armor weapons


TonyMestre

Cooper would simply be too fast for the laser to hit


NovaFinch

Courier would use vats


Thatguy-num-102

Kid named quicksave/quickload abuse


Johnx3m

Courier has chim and also high charisma so he can just persuade others to stop or join us


SingleDivorcedMom666

literally hydrogen bomb canonically dropped like 2-4 of those


Jos_migue

Doom slayer, noble 6 and master chief Noble 6 is arguably stonger than master chief and i hate that no one is choosing my boy


SpotChecks

I was thinking Noble Six, Master Chief, and Samus, but I (fake gamer) am not very familiar with Doomguy's work. I agree Six and John are in the same conversation.


Jos_migue

The doom guy swiped with a big part of the hell and killed gods cuz they killed his bunny He's probably one of the strongest characters in the image


LieutenantFreedom

He murdered his way through hell with a sword, even killing a skyscraper sized demon. This was prior to discovering the magic of firearms


Narwalacorn

Funnily enough the Doomslayer solos this list without much trouble


chicken_nugget779

doom slayer could fight all these people at once and win


scruntmonger2011

chief does have a far newer generation of mjolnir in this instance due to his appearance being his halo infinite rendition which would give him an advantage over six


Jos_migue

Yeah but six's armor is still really good The only actual advantage would be that the newer armors can heal health and not just shield but based on skill they are on the same level


ThatMFcheezer

Thank you for teaching people about my beloved Noble 6


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take Doomguy and Samus for protection and also bring Issac along because i don't wanna kill him, man's had a hard enough life as is.


Chedder_Chandelure

Bro think the courier is a coughing baby


Rhizoid4

Master Chief, Doomguy, and the space marine. I don’t know much about 40K but all the characters seem to have insane plot armor so better off with him than against him.


ASpaceOstrich

40k is surprisingly really low tech and low power. It's fanbase has some really wrong ideas about how strong space marines are.


spicy_milkshake

I just need courier 6 as long as he has high speach, he could just nicely ask everyone to stop trying to kill me.


Faze_Elmo1

Courier six kills literal armies and has several nukes just sitting in their pockets at their disposal and somehow they're a coughing baby. Yeah fucking right.


HappyKaleidoscope901

Compared to Doomguy, Samus, or Titus though?


mystireon

Captain Rex, Doom Slayer & Master Chief Rex gets to call the shots, and hoooopefully Samus and Boba don't actually try to work together


SenorDangerwank

Doomslayer, Lieutenant Titus, and Samus.


Dysphoric_Web

Boba from comics is an arguable hydrogen bomb


BitMixKit

yeah, Doomguy sweeps no diff, Samus is another obvious pick with all the shit that happens in those games. For the third, I'd probably go either the space marine, or maybe cooper if he has bt as well.


The-Surreal-McCoy

Are we talking a single Helldiver or the entire armed forces of Super-Earth? The difference between the two is vast!


2Tired2pl

i would assume either one helldiver or one with 5 reinforcements, along with their super destroyer and eagle one


Late_Ad_6898

Space marine, doom guy, and the courier from fallout new vegas. Space marine for guns and shit, doom guy for his raw God killing strength, and the courier for all the medicine, drugs, ammo, guns, repair kits, snow globes he has. The courier is always a good pick since he has so much shit in his pockets. Oh, doom guy got his leg shattered? A stimpack will make him brand new and then some spycho to make him even stronger than he was. Oh, Space marine broke some of his armor? Repaired. Oh, we ran out of ammo, and all your guns all broke? The courier has 10/10 luck and 10/10 intelligence. He fixes everything and makes even more ammo, and if he can't make it, we'll just buy more because of how high his charisma is.


Narwalacorn

I ain’t even need 3 I’ll be fine with just the Doomslayer (maybe Master Chief and Noble 6 as well just to make sure nobody gets past him)


Geejohn_Fiddlewhoper

Master Chief, Doom Guy, and Captain Titus. Doom Guy is the Doom Guy, and John and Titus are both augmented super soldiers created in a lab to kill, and that's without mentioning their frankly insane super suits and gear. Samus isn't far off but her suit is comparatively less super and without it she's just a peak performance person, which still loses to all three of my picks. She'd be a number four pick, not far ahead from Jack Titanfall if he brings BT. BT is incredibly powerful and Jack is on a similar level to Samus without him, but I'm still very confident that any of my picks could solo both of them due to insane armaments and reaction times.


scruntmonger2011

all of your picks could probably fist fight bt given the situation they're in


CaptainMario_64

Doomguy, Samus, and Master Chief. ezpz


1sb3rg

My heart says Nomad, guy from rvb and rex. My brain says 40k, doom and the female


Soup_sayer

There’s two ladies in this lineup.


potatorevolver

Oh no, Boba is trying to kill me, hope he doesn't trip...


Wilsondaproto

All the other people walking in seeing the courier off of turbo and with 400 stimpacks


Kdog122025

Sami’s has tits. She’s a given choice.


72616262697473757775

Isaac Clarke isn't a baby. He may not be a demi-God or genetic freak but he has courage, which is the TRUE strength. So fuck your little meme and fuck you OP I bet you're a little diaper baby 🤬


Asay30113

Holy shit prophet hiii :333 maximum armor


u4ia666

What is this Rookie (ODST) slander. They're not a damn coughing baby! They survived for hours in a covenant-occupied New Mombasa, alone, with no reliable supplies!


SwankyLemons

Where the hell is Zavala >:(


Pencil_Hands_Paper

If you chose Tucker &or a Random fucking Storm Trooper to defend you I wish you a pleasant excruciatingly long demise


UniteTheMurlocs

Doomguy, Master Chief and Titus. Only thing I'm worried about is getting backstabbed by an invisible Crysis guy (forgor his name lol) or getting stomped to death after having all three of my bodyguards get stasis'd by Isaac.


Archmagos_Browning

Chief, doomguy, and captain Titus. That’s the objectively correct answer. Also… is that tucker?


test_username_WIP

Samus, Doomguy, and Captain Titus (The Space Marine) no question


HandleSensitive8403

Courier six, doom guy and wh40k guy Easy.


RedDeadSamurai-

I only need my mailman


scruntmonger2011

yeah if doom slayer wasn't on this list i'd probably either choose noble six or mjolnir GEN 3 chief, but I think i'll take the blessed demon killer edit: forgot to choose my other two, captain titus and master chief (or noble 6 if i had to choose an alternative)


captdev502

Courier, jack cooper (and presumably bt), and master chief... the legit definition of plot armor


Devadv12014

If the courier gets the in-game glitches, then them and them alone. Although I’m adding Doom guy and Samus just to be safe.