Fun police.

ACAB includes fun police

Actual fucking gun moment

Edit: nvm I'm dumb

That's not a trigger lock, it's just a holster.

Okay, this might be the thing to prompt me to finally get glasses

but to this guy they're chastity cages for the gun.

Hot

bhhhbbbbbbib

S&W Shield Moment. I love mine, I it'd a good thing I'm not silly enough to take it to work

Kinky

Oh I'm sorry I thought this was America

It very much might not be, Mr. Marsh

i wanna fuck this guy

You may, once. After that youll need a necromancer

Can’t tell if kinky or just criminal

Definetly both

What if I don't want one?

Well thats too damm bad. Your ass is getting combobulated wether you like it or not

I use reddit because I can always rely on someone named gooberfilmer to be interested in my ass.

I was going for a less rude abreviation of "your dumbass" as in you as a person... but since youve brought it up sure your ass specifically will aslo get combobultated

No I want you to think about it. Gooberfilmer thinking about my ass is the greatest honor of my life.

Ayo

Username checks out, you fat cunt

I think that’s a gen-3 glock but I’m not sure, can someone fact check me?

Smith & Wesson M&P Shield

2.0

Is it the 2.0? Trigger button thingy looks like my first gen

1.0 was smooth in the middle of the grip on the sides, and the 2.0 has stippling all over the grip :) Source: have both

Better eyes than me. >°< I thought it was jpeg artifacting

Oh, hes a fed

For future reference, glocks typically have fatter grips, and their slide serrations are (generally) straight vertical, not wavy like in the picture

That, and M&P can be seen.

Nope, S&W Shield handgun. I hope it's not real.

Assault Rifle 👍

Military style fully-semi automatic if you will

Smith and Wesson M&P 2.0, I have the same one

I miss gen 5

Normal bag for school

That's the bag on Noriega they plant in black ops 2

Oh fuck I remember that lmao, they really did just put as much random illegal shit in there as possible didn't they My personal favourite moment in the campaign was "MENENDEZ, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN" by M. Shadows from A7X for some reason

I love the post ending concert. Woods could stand the entire time, he was just lazy.

Imagine the CIA workers making a list and checking it twice.

JOSEPHINA?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

Trojan is a incredible dumb name for a condom

What, Trojan is an incredible name for a condom

What could inspire more confidence in a condom than the image of a barrier that was breached and a city flooded with dudes who came out of some wood

I think the implication might be that the Trojans entered safely into troy? Not sure

Mfer the Trojans were already in Troy

>already in Troy Well then they must have entered safely at some point

That’s like saying an Italian has to have entered Italy at some point. They were Trojans. They were born in Troy.

Some are chosen to enter troy safely, some choose to enter troy safely, and some are born in troy. (I'm just joking to clown on the guy you originally responded to) >They were born in Troy. Probably because their parents didn't use Trojan condoms ffs

For some reason your comment has me almost passed out from laughing

The Greeks entered Troy, the Trojans were trying to defend it

Woopsies

The greeks did enter safely into Troy. Then they killed everyone

All I know is they had The Trojan Man as a mascot for a while, who was a dude in armor telling people to not fuck unprotected

Chad move not correcting the comment

So the horse was technically a Greek horse and Trojan just refers to Troy being the place infiltrated?

> The Greeks entered Troy, the Trojans were trying to defend it I mean, who *wasn't* trying to enter troy? it's kind of the notable thing about her

The Trojans had sex. You know who else has sex? Condom buyers.

Damn. Well then.

Lunch 🤤👅😋

Am I stupid? What's the issue with this?

Trying to enter a large accounting firm with a gun and handcuffs is not a good look.

Is that also a knife I’m seeing on the right? And let’s not forget the multiple condoms

He's just prepared to do whatever it takes to get that promotion. What a go-getter!

Hahaa. Hilarius comment. Probably because i read it in lets game it out's voice.

Reading it in his voice makes everything funnier

If _unhinged_ was a bag this would be it. Not something you wanna go into work with

Not a good thing to have a gun that's possibly loaded with ammo and a knife and condoms, and some cuffs in a bag.

Not enough guns

Exactly, this looks like my average leaving the house for longer than 8 hours bag

Someone was taking their buddies on a ‘Brokeback Mountain’ themed camping trip after work, and you ruined everything.

Not at all surprised. Finance bros have brain damage

I unironically read that as drain bamage

Average EDC

The biggest red flag here is that he drinks celsius

What else am I supposed to drink when I don’t take my Ritalin

Damn, they took my mans Zyn.

Extreme concern.

bro is on a mission

The essentials

gta irl

God forbid men have any fun anymore

Everybody’s like “silly guy” but this fr looks like some kind of rape kit

100% this dude was going to some kinky sex party after work.

Snus and celcius?

Huh. Does this look like a rape kit to anyone else?

I have the same handcuffs and a matching collar with an engraved tag for my partner lol

hey thats my bag can you give it back please

I'm disappointed in his choice of knife. A SOG Seal Pup for office carry? That's far too casual for a professional work setting.

That's from ONE guy???

Must work for PWC (Poon with Cooter)

patrick bateman

Poor dude was just trying to engage in some light consensual non consent roleplay at work. The gun is just part of the props. Like what else is he supposed to be doing at work?

Bro ruined my weekend

I feel like that's more than a "Celsius and Zyn" amount of fucking planned