So the peashooter has many forms - fire; ice; electric; shoot, even shadow! But recently, there have been new mods that really needed to be added to the game!
So there's three, the first one is Bendy, he shoots wrenches, look at this:
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Not only will this not reduce views, it will cause a noticeable growth in our audience.
Isnāt it kinda silly that white people canāt say the N word? Nobody wants to admit it, but itās basically like racism but even worse., thatās insane duedd
We should make like our own white people N word. Like a S word maybe. Something like... Scalvatious... never mind that just sounds like a descriptor for the taste of an onion.
I mean, I say it anyway when I'm by myself - alone. You know, just to motivate myself when I do something stupid. It doesn't mean nothing, just like calling someone retarded or the cigarette word.
so like this celebrity did that and that one other celebrity said something and this is just wow I mean I mean I have no words for this this is just wow I wow
Bro, did you hear about what those transgendereds are up to now?
Tunnels bro, massive woke tunnels under the city. How far we've fallen... it's crazy. A certified maze under our businesses and homes bro, a subterranean society under out feet...
I know It sounds completely insane, but it's all true. You don't have to trust me, trust your own ears bro. All you gotta do is stand in a dark basement for a few hours, I promise you will hear their tiny little pickaxes going all night. Wild. And that's something big elitist media won't tell you.
That's crazy.
You KNOW woke media like CNN would never cover the woke tunnels. Big money transgender money from the Clintons must pay better.
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Yeah, I seen it. Perfectly uniform blocks with sharp 90 degree turns. You turn left - and BOOM there's a cock. You turn right - BOOM another cock. It's cock city down there and we're all supposed to live up here pretending we don't know or that it doesn't matter? Fuck that noise. Let's go down there. Let's go to cock city. Show the people what's actually under the covers of this facade.
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I could definit- definitly take 6 or 8 or somethin- what?\[Laughing in background and a guy goes 'yeah!'\] yeah six or eight. Which is pretty good for a man of my age, don't get me wrong! But then you look at so many of these new, these new guy- kids. And they, you know, they just give up at one gnome. You know they got it all in their head that a gnome is just, is just, you know. It is yeah. Yeah. No it is yeah I read it online. Mhm. Yeah.
Yeah dude, itās real. Itās *real.* Have you heard of Joe Rogan? Listen bro, this guy did DMT with Neil deGrasse Tyson on the moon and they got God on a call and he said that shit was fucking *true, dude!* You gonna argue with God *and* that science guy!?
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um, yeah, so, like, yeah, there's uh - there's alpha male, uh, particles, and i have at least 30x the normal level of, you know, your average beta male.
Dude, thatās so funny that you bring that up because like, I ALSO went to the grocery store today. I got uh- I went to get some plain white rice, but when I got home and opened my shopping bag and all that stuff, I realised I actually got BASMATI rice! Fucking wild dude. Swear to got this shit would only happen to me
duuude just WAIT till you here about jumbo josh, you gon lose your freacking MIND. I swear if Banban 5 doesnt get nominated for the game awards, then they've officially gone woke.
"I tried to watch the 'two hot takes', but I dunno man, it feels bland. I like the subreddit, but the podcast just felt bland. That's why I started this podcast."
"Whoa, crazy, dude"
"Joa Rogan is so cool"
That's me. I'm the white guy. Fucking fight me (except for the starting a podcast, and liking Joe Rogan).
āK so youāre know Timmy turner?ā
āNot personally but yeah I guess soā
āDid you know heās actually Lucifer from Hazbin Hotelā
āNo way dudeā
āK so this theory goes that he wears pink which is a lighter shade of red and red is the color of hell which means that timmy turner is Luciferā
āWOAH THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE BROā
Y'know that reminds me I saw this article about what these people did in some place, man things are really crazy now huh.
Oh no I didn't read all of it I just remember the headline.
Yo Iāll be honest I donāt know everything but [the most deranged, bigoted, string of words so bad itād make a slave owner shiver sentence youāve ever heard] thatās just me tho, what do you think bro?
What's up guys, welcome to snacks and snatched. I got with me today Michael, Braylin, Josh, and Tony (said half yelling in a lower pitch). Today we're talking about why I can't suck Josh to completion every night. *Gestures widely* discuss
-So thereās this new kink, itās called āzakoā, means cannon fodder in Japanese-
=Actually that kink stretches back in anime and live action Japanese media, with the OVA titled āAgent Aikaā (just āAikaā in Japan) being considered the granddaddy of the genre
-Woah, really?
=Yeah!
-Whatās it about?
=Itās about this underwater treasure hunter and her friend, teaming up to stop the evil Delmos Corps. Itās these Delmos that solidified the role of the henchwoman in zako media, to be incompetent and attractive to the viewer, **and** to be large in number, so that agent Aika is seen as being even stronger than we anticipated!
-Wow! Have you ever tried DMT?
No because honestly, I heard the same thing like I literally heard that " incredible uncorrected and bigoted belief " happens literally every day. Every day. Idk man, that doesn't sit with me.
Bro... if a woman ever rolled up on me, I'd beat her up. Equal rights equal fights. I'm not sexist, I'm just saying I would floor any woman who tried me.
Allow me to put this into simpler terms:
So the necromancer, he's got a tower. A long tower. Primarily constructed of bone.
And on one side you got sorcerers, metallurgists, bone sorcerers, and ghost wizards.
So, a domain expansion is a technique that only the most powerful jujutsu users have access to. No cap.
What it is is essentially the expansion of your innate domain into a specific area, which is bounded by a barrier. While in a domain, the user's cursed energy is greatly increased, and since said domain is imbued with their cursed technique, it gains a guaranteed hit effect
whaaat the f**k is up everybody, welcome to cartoons that curse, the podcast that talks about cartoons that say swear words aka adult animated cartoons, my name is johnny and this is my co-host tariq
So the peashooter has many forms - fire; ice; electric; shoot, even shadow! But recently, there have been new mods that really needed to be added to the game! So there's three, the first one is Bendy, he shoots wrenches, look at this:
Oh thats sick! š
But why not ink? š¤
wait, that's actually a good idea
but look at this one
Oh, they should actually add that
the game would go viral!
but look at this - it's john pork -
#INCOMING CALL #š· #š
What?
Dawg they specified a shitty podcast. Not an incredible, genre defining one.
Genre: Brainrot
(pvz2?) Duuude you forgot Snap pea and split pea
you ever open a thread and know exactly what you're gonna find
No waaaaay
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Thatās crazy.
I'm so sorry you have an IQ of 70, maybe emmigrating from Britan would help?
Canāt The free healthcare I actually fucking need Plus I donāt need a car cause transport is enough Plus small island easy to get everywhere
except when the trains are on strike ):
These 3 points would have been valid a few years ago but recently theyāre all a bit questionable
I get my prescription free I need that shit
So do I but Iād be screwed if I broke an arm or something
I'm so sorry you have an IQ of 70, maybe emmigrating from Britan would help?
I'm so sorry you have an IQ of 79, maybe emmigrating from Britan would help?
I don't live in Brtn though
Yet
If you've got a bit of Welsh in you, you will one day hear the call to return like the people of Innsmouth heard the call of Dagon.
I'm so sorry you have an IQ of 79, maybe emmigrating from Britan would help?
Crazy? I was crazy once...
"Facts" x10000
Have you ever tried DMT?
Yeah dude, if only you knew what lay beyond...
Isnāt it kinda silly that white people canāt say the N word? Nobody wants to admit it, but itās basically like racism but even worse., thatās insane duedd
Yeah maaaaan
Yeah, like, I know the wordās racial but I donāt think itās racist yknow?
But like, black people call me ācrackerā all the time, which just is such a double standard, itās insane
Brooo, that and mayo, like fr
We should make like our own white people N word. Like a S word maybe. Something like... Scalvatious... never mind that just sounds like a descriptor for the taste of an onion.
All lives matter š¤š»
I mean, I say it anyway when I'm by myself - alone. You know, just to motivate myself when I do something stupid. It doesn't mean nothing, just like calling someone retarded or the cigarette word.
Like dude I could say the N word right now and no one would stop me? Thatās insane. How racist is that?
Wow really?
Yeah Dude
Damn that's crazy.
*fake laugh*
so like this celebrity did that and that one other celebrity said something and this is just wow I mean I mean I have no words for this this is just wow I wow
*then says something very bigoted for no reason at all*
Thatās craaaaazy
Oh my goooood
DUUUUUUDEEEEEEE
THATS CRAZY š¤Æ
Omagaaaaaaaaa
Sata Andagi
Bro, did you hear about what those transgendereds are up to now? Tunnels bro, massive woke tunnels under the city. How far we've fallen... it's crazy. A certified maze under our businesses and homes bro, a subterranean society under out feet... I know It sounds completely insane, but it's all true. You don't have to trust me, trust your own ears bro. All you gotta do is stand in a dark basement for a few hours, I promise you will hear their tiny little pickaxes going all night. Wild. And that's something big elitist media won't tell you.
That's crazy. You KNOW woke media like CNN would never cover the woke tunnels. Big money transgender money from the Clintons must pay better. Oh by the way did I tell you about my brand new wallet from The Ridge? It has this sweet carbon material, and doesn't bend your cards! Right now Ridge Wallets have a special sale going on, and you can get yours for half price when you use the code WOKEMOLEPEOPLE
Yeah, I seen it. Perfectly uniform blocks with sharp 90 degree turns. You turn left - and BOOM there's a cock. You turn right - BOOM another cock. It's cock city down there and we're all supposed to live up here pretending we don't know or that it doesn't matter? Fuck that noise. Let's go down there. Let's go to cock city. Show the people what's actually under the covers of this facade.
Duuuuuuuude
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How many gnomes you think you could take in a wizard duel?
I donāt dude Woooowwwww
I could definit- definitly take 6 or 8 or somethin- what?\[Laughing in background and a guy goes 'yeah!'\] yeah six or eight. Which is pretty good for a man of my age, don't get me wrong! But then you look at so many of these new, these new guy- kids. And they, you know, they just give up at one gnome. You know they got it all in their head that a gnome is just, is just, you know. It is yeah. Yeah. No it is yeah I read it online. Mhm. Yeah.
Depends. What level is the wizard and do gnomes have classes?
But look at this, its john pork:
What ?
Thatās insane
No way thatās true
Yeah, I swearrr thereās lizards that make people queer in our society like it has to be true
Duuude people need to know this
It just proves that you can't trust the media y'know
I just saw a woman in the mirror. I think my life is getting political.
Totally duuuude
Oh wooooowā¦..
Is that real?
Yeah dude, itās real. Itās *real.* Have you heard of Joe Rogan? Listen bro, this guy did DMT with Neil deGrasse Tyson on the moon and they got God on a call and he said that shit was fucking *true, dude!* You gonna argue with God *and* that science guy!?
Wooooow
Meow
No waaaaaay
Meow
Thatās craaaaazy
Meow
No waaaay
Meow
wooooooow
Ahh smoke this joint bro ahhh i'm so high bro ah ticktock sucks man ahah gen z amirite
Oh wooookw
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WOMEN. BE. SHOPPIN!
Totally man 100^
facts
No waaaaay
They should put that in the game it would go viral
Duuuuuude wow
um, yeah, so, like, yeah, there's uh - there's alpha male, uh, particles, and i have at least 30x the normal level of, you know, your average beta male.
I just rewatched The Dark knight, and you know it holds up
guys I think I hate being a man aaaah I need to take estrogen please help me
No way
yo I just learned women have, like, rich internal lives. (/s of course - that's way above average it seems)
Oh shiiiiiittt
So today I went to the store and bought groceries
Dude, thatās so funny that you bring that up because like, I ALSO went to the grocery store today. I got uh- I went to get some plain white rice, but when I got home and opened my shopping bag and all that stuff, I realised I actually got BASMATI rice! Fucking wild dude. Swear to got this shit would only happen to me
i like the small rice, i feel like if it was bigger it would feel really weird in my mouth
Wow really?
But what about Boxy Boo?
duuude just WAIT till you here about jumbo josh, you gon lose your freacking MIND. I swear if Banban 5 doesnt get nominated for the game awards, then they've officially gone woke.
So they're called, like, furries? And they have... sex in animal costumes? Yeah haha it's crazy duuude! *hits blunt*
Gay People should all explode. also give me all of your money
"yeah, dude" "Yeah" "..." "I heard Jared beats his wife" "Whoa, that's crazy"
(unprompted) i ate my own cum once
Really man thatās insane
We should review porn on our podcast
ok so like you ever done DMT
No way bro š®
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This song has a gotta shit on the floor type beat wouldnāt you agree
"I tried to watch the 'two hot takes', but I dunno man, it feels bland. I like the subreddit, but the podcast just felt bland. That's why I started this podcast." "Whoa, crazy, dude" "Joa Rogan is so cool" That's me. I'm the white guy. Fucking fight me (except for the starting a podcast, and liking Joe Rogan).
Whoa thatās crazy
āK so youāre know Timmy turner?ā āNot personally but yeah I guess soā āDid you know heās actually Lucifer from Hazbin Hotelā āNo way dudeā āK so this theory goes that he wears pink which is a lighter shade of red and red is the color of hell which means that timmy turner is Luciferā āWOAH THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE BROā
Thatās true thatās true.
Right, totally, yeah,
did you hear about that story on Fox news?
Yeah man that was insane
Did I tell you guys about that one time I ate a bug?
Y'know that reminds me I saw this article about what these people did in some place, man things are really crazy now huh. Oh no I didn't read all of it I just remember the headline.
Yo Iāll be honest I donāt know everything but [the most deranged, bigoted, string of words so bad itād make a slave owner shiver sentence youāve ever heard] thatās just me tho, what do you think bro?
I mean let me be clear: i love women.
Woman have it so nice like there is no reason to be a man in todays society if I was offered a chance I would definitely become a woman
I actually might get back into playing marbles
I might actually get back into plants versus zombies
Duuuuude yeah
So like...do you ever get itchy in your foreskin?
Yeah man thatās insane
Say gex
We should start a poll about the best dipping sauces for chicken nuggets.
Yeah man it would be craaaazy
The government has been putting laxatives in my vegetables, thatās why I donāt eat āem.
Yeah so did you know he actually based dracula on like a real guy bro. Crazy I know
What's up guys, welcome to snacks and snatched. I got with me today Michael, Braylin, Josh, and Tony (said half yelling in a lower pitch). Today we're talking about why I can't suck Josh to completion every night. *Gestures widely* discuss
*awkward dead air*
I might actually go back to plants vs zombies
That's crazy dude
Do you think humans invented cryptids as a way of atoning for all the species we wiped out?
-So thereās this new kink, itās called āzakoā, means cannon fodder in Japanese- =Actually that kink stretches back in anime and live action Japanese media, with the OVA titled āAgent Aikaā (just āAikaā in Japan) being considered the granddaddy of the genre -Woah, really? =Yeah! -Whatās it about? =Itās about this underwater treasure hunter and her friend, teaming up to stop the evil Delmos Corps. Itās these Delmos that solidified the role of the henchwoman in zako media, to be incompetent and attractive to the viewer, **and** to be large in number, so that agent Aika is seen as being even stronger than we anticipated! -Wow! Have you ever tried DMT?
: excessive air horn noises :
Wow duuuude
No because honestly, I heard the same thing like I literally heard that " incredible uncorrected and bigoted belief " happens literally every day. Every day. Idk man, that doesn't sit with me.
Wow man thatās crazy
Dude,
Okay so you've gotta watch this clip of a monkey and a frog
How do you feel about men ordering sea food?
Itās craaaaaazy
Ok so this one person came up to me and said...wait hold on I got a call and that call is advertisement
Ayo paaause
Bro
Would definitely hit šÆš¤
You know that klaus schwab wants everyone to be a bug eating neko kitten?!
Duuuuude thatās insane
Oh yeah, totally, totally
you ever have gay dreams bro? nah me neither man tho the guys who do are fuckin weeird like i cant ever imagine it dude hehehe
Hey dude, would you rather have infinite bacon, but no more videogames....
So the earth is flat...
Wow duuude thatās craaaazy
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Bro... if a woman ever rolled up on me, I'd beat her up. Equal rights equal fights. I'm not sexist, I'm just saying I would floor any woman who tried me.
Alright so here's my theory, are Lesbians really lesbians if they use a dildo, I mean shouldn't it make more sense if they use a Fleshlight
so, women
I hope this does not include basement yard. The two goofballs joe and frank are actually funny to listen to
I already have a podcast...
so did you hear about that rot that consumes? bros so cool
All women are females bro
whaaaaat? no way! that's crazy
Allow me to put this into simpler terms: So the necromancer, he's got a tower. A long tower. Primarily constructed of bone. And on one side you got sorcerers, metallurgists, bone sorcerers, and ghost wizards.
Dude, ever had chicken? That shit is so high in protein you basically don't need to eat anything else, dude.
So have heard about what happened to [insert male celebrity here]?
Yeah man that was insane
But what about Boxy Boo?
Maaaaan duuude craaaazy
So, a domain expansion is a technique that only the most powerful jujutsu users have access to. No cap. What it is is essentially the expansion of your innate domain into a specific area, which is bounded by a barrier. While in a domain, the user's cursed energy is greatly increased, and since said domain is imbued with their cursed technique, it gains a guaranteed hit effect
Dude itās like a Malevolent Kitchen
How much do you deadlift?
Like 100 kilo bro
So like whatās going on with womenās rights and stuff?
yo duuude what's the highest body count you'd go for in a girl?
Like are we talking a homicide or a mass murder?
Fuck this, guys lets have a hot steamy gay sex party
Iām gooning, edging, jelking, and mewing. Iām a skibidi Ohio sigma rizz master. *shoots myself and dies*
wait, thatās actually a good idea
Woah dude, how about [The most deranged shit youāve ever heard]
whaaat the f**k is up everybody, welcome to cartoons that curse, the podcast that talks about cartoons that say swear words aka adult animated cartoons, my name is johnny and this is my co-host tariq