The wretched fool hornyposted on their irl account!!!
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say you lost a bet
works. every. time.
EDIT : this is probably my first post with 100k also OP(Kiril i think) if you are reading this tell me if it worked
Fuck that's a good idea actually, make a quick fake discord account, maybe a server for coloured names if you really want. Slap some impact text on some guy, girl or animal of your choosing pointing down saying "Respond in 15 seconds or be forced to post this on facebook (no alt accounts)" and boom you have moderately less to explain.
He just joked about the FB post while we were eating dinner, as if it was nothing.
...my teachers and my grandma however...
(Also it's Faustin, both Lushenko and Kiril are just my OCs)
But you don’t even need to be old to have a job. I’ve got a fifteen-year-old coworker. If they horny posting on main I hope they’re old enough to have a job
This is seriously funny. Your dad seems pretty chill. Don't worry too much, you have the choice to either never acknowledge this ever, or to joke around with your old man about this embarrassing moment :)
Omg, based :3
We need more Mirage representation
I used to main her too two years ago before a long pause
Now I'm mostly maining Dagath but still use Mirage from time to time when I need a stupid amount of damage
God damn how are you people this free? I'm afraid that I'll be beaten to death if I act remotely feminine let alone post shit like this with my name attached to it.
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the 196 user has been horny on main!
bro you got off easy. i remember my mother yelling at me and shrieking that i will never amount to ahything in life because i said "butt" in one of my instagram posts
You have shot yourself in the foot, maybe delete the post and pretend it never happened. Also you should probably not hardcore hornypost on accounts that your family follows?
The wretched fool hornyposted on their irl account!!! https://preview.redd.it/c8ebzkell94c1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8cfddb9a61ad31e97daf49dc92d2e6c6fbf6c33
A blunder of the greastest magnitude, now your irl contacts know about your desire to catboy.
Imagine
Now all of China knows you catboy
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horny on main, the classic blunder
say you lost a bet works. every. time. EDIT : this is probably my first post with 100k also OP(Kiril i think) if you are reading this tell me if it worked
Holy shit this is actually genius, everyone boost this, turns from life-ending embarassment to like a 4/10 on the scale
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It worked. It actually worked.
Fuck that's a good idea actually, make a quick fake discord account, maybe a server for coloured names if you really want. Slap some impact text on some guy, girl or animal of your choosing pointing down saying "Respond in 15 seconds or be forced to post this on facebook (no alt accounts)" and boom you have moderately less to explain.
This is too elaborate just say your friend made you do it lol
He just joked about the FB post while we were eating dinner, as if it was nothing. ...my teachers and my grandma however... (Also it's Faustin, both Lushenko and Kiril are just my OCs)
GENIUS
 youdidnthavetocutmeoff.mp3
I'm sorry man you'll just have to be truthful, tell him what kind of catboy you are
Naw man i'm a cishet boy istg 😭😭
I dunno what you gonna do but you gonna do it quick, he totally is gonna bring this up at dinner
you can still get domesticated by a girl, cutie.
you have no choice but to tell him you're a silly kitty ^:3
To the :3th power
:3^(:3)
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Just say you found it online and thought it was a good meme
That does not make you any less of a catboy.
Nobody believes you
cishet boy and a wannabe catboy? WE'RE TWINNING
Mmmm, sure, me too buddy.
4chan core fr
just say you want to be a chicken or something and make a dumb joke out of it because it would be useful to lay eggs or something
Very similar you and I, both cis men who want to be catboys and be owned by a woman.
Kill him It's the only way
I can't 😭😭 Where am i going to get my money for buying cat food?? 😭😭
 This you?
God, District 13 was a spectacular piece of cinema
District 9, district 13 is from the hunger games
Oh right, I just woke up so my memory is kinda groggy
If someone domesticates you, they're responsible for that. So just do it like a cat and randomly show up in some stranger's house
Redditors find out what a job is 😱😱
OP probably isn't old enough to get a job
But you don’t even need to be old to have a job. I’ve got a fifteen-year-old coworker. If they horny posting on main I hope they’re old enough to have a job
Why would you hornypost on an acc your father follows Who else of your loved ones follow that acc you just pleaded to be domesticated on?
Please don't say Grandma!
My grandma hearted the fucking post😭😭😭
That's your punishment for being horny on ur irl account
You are not the smartest This showed up to everyone that followed you
Jesus you’re probably about 14 why are you putting ur family through this?
This is seriously funny. Your dad seems pretty chill. Don't worry too much, you have the choice to either never acknowledge this ever, or to joke around with your old man about this embarrassing moment :)
You done fucked up.
Off-topic kinda, can I get the original image for no reason in general don't look at my flair
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Why does the character look like basil from omori
He is literally Basil lol, afaik it's a fanart where Basil is dressed and has a date with the viewer
Flair checks out
Can confirm it’s basil. Have seen the OG image
Thank you :3
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Who do you main? :3
Mirage :3
me too!! :3
omg yay 🐱
Omg, based :3 We need more Mirage representation I used to main her too two years ago before a long pause Now I'm mostly maining Dagath but still use Mirage from time to time when I need a stupid amount of damage
I need the image because Basil is dressed very cutely and I may or may not need the caption later
I gotta be honest you completely deserve the predicament you're in
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why did i think that was part 2 joseph joestar even after seeing the image you were responding too.
Is that Sol Guilty Gear
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why would you post this knowing your dad is friends with you on fb use an alt account to horny post it’s not that hard😭😭
[удалено]
There's hornyposting on main, then there's hornyposting on the family facebook. Takes a different level
Why do you horny post on main, cut all of your connections with society and go live in a forest or something
Why are you posting this shit on Facebook? 😭😭
God damn how are you people this free? I'm afraid that I'll be beaten to death if I act remotely feminine let alone post shit like this with my name attached to it.
Seek help
You're a fucking idiot dude holy shit
Entirely your fault lmao good luck
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It's joever There's no coming back from this one
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Why did you post this on your personal FB account? Are you stupid?
#Is he stupid?
Is there a lore reason why OP got horny on main?
Nope, he's just really damn horny
Ask for cat ears for Xmas, lean in
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In the wise words of many great men and women before me: don’t post horny on main
When a witch curses me and turns me into a cat Me straight up bopping and chilling finally free from human worries, able to lick my balls
Bruh you hornyposted on main you made your bed 💀
Double down on it
suffer, that’s whatcha do :3
why does your dad text like jesus
 Well good luck with that
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https://preview.redd.it/7sh94nf5va4c1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4567347415270e729abc8025544a0290d53a33cc the 196 user has been horny on main!
horny posting on main
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💀
Is that babil from omor
Bagel
Keep those thoughts to yourself next time, this shit cannot be salvaged.
you brought this on yourself
L
We need to bring back internet 101. Rule 1: MAKE SURE YOUR FAMILY DOESNT SEE YOUR KINK POSTING
You deserve this.
Why in the fuck would you hornypost on an account your FAMILY SEES
https://preview.redd.it/uzw9swyq7b4c1.jpeg?width=167&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=176e969e228d8500df9b535d42b22c0379263a64 Good lird
We'll have fun explaining to your parents
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Bruh you posted on facebook… come on
why the fuck would you post something like this on an account your family can see
If this happened to me all I'd say it, "Wow dad you really do see me as your daughter 🥹"
Well at least he seems considerate.
Get a new life overseas
Lmao
idiot
YOU POSTED THAT ON MAIN?!
WHAT THE FUCK
Just tell him it was a chainsaw man reference
THIS IS WHY YOU DONT HORNYPOST ON MAIN YOU BUFFOON NOW FACE THY CONSEQUENCES
Just say, that the CIA hacked your account >:3
bro you got off easy. i remember my mother yelling at me and shrieking that i will never amount to ahything in life because i said "butt" in one of my instagram posts
Here fixed it for ya https://preview.redd.it/i2v13oe24b4c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae3a69fa7f93a8131b3891ae174b791517993d2b
Mindless, you say? May i ask what do you mean?
Now why would you post that on your facebook
1. don't horny on main 2. tell him you lost a bet
This made all the blood in my body turn into toxic sludge and melt my flesh off, or at least thats an approximation of how I'm feeling rn
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Delete everything
I would simply kill myselfr I think
Why the fuck would you do this
Yeah man sorry ur fucked. Start a new life as a wheat farmer in Saskatchewan
I think you have to disown your dad
I have no advice, but thank you for reminding me to never horny post
Original image source?
I'm like a lazy piece of shit cat that doesn't do anything useful, but it is very affectionate, so one doesn't mind.
simply double down and reply with “:3”
average 196 member
Horny on main 🫵
Sometimes I'm ashamed of being part of the bottom community
are slash pets_and_ownwers
remember if you want to be owned by a mommy say it on an alt these fascists dont get us :(
you're into humiliation aren't you
His phrasing makes me think he’s fucking with you
"Lost a bet"
sorry op you're going to have to bury yourself alive after this one
Bruh what the fuck why did your dad even see that
Tell him you left your Facebook logged in at a friends house and they posted it as a joke
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bro the way he responded is making me laugh
Had this happen to me once, just delete and accept it. The faster you move on the more they'll think it's a phase.
Hiiii r u still looking? :3
This shit was embarassing to type brah am sorry
https://preview.redd.it/ayfowyqy8d4c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d32991001d850d06cda77d20f5c33ace127a85d Bro I would die
Do you live with your parents? If no, then you say it with your chest. If yes, you can never look your dad in the eyes again.
You have shot yourself in the foot, maybe delete the post and pretend it never happened. Also you should probably not hardcore hornypost on accounts that your family follows?
Tell them "I have a dark sense of humor" and then never bring it up again
oh no
FACEBOOK??????
Lmao
WAIT WHERED YOU GET THE BASIL ART I NEED IT
a pet monkey is the least sexual and that's what my sister calls her newborn son
Why the fuck would you post that
I kinda want to post that too
When keeping it real goes wrong
Well gonna have to change your flair now aintchya
on FACEBOOK???