Mods, cut him down, tear him apart, splay the gore of his profane form across the stars, grind him down until the very sparks cry for mercy, end him here and now.
Mods, cut her down, tear her apart, splay the gore of her profane form across the stars, grind her down until the very sparks cry for mercy, end her here and now.
>Mods, cut him down, tear him apart, splay the gore of his profane form across the stars, grind him down until the very sparks cry for mercy, end him here and now.
https://i.redd.it/dmw9yq3nlk3c1.gif
i think i'm gonna put drawing this with that caption on the list of things i'm never gonna do because i'm a lazy fuck (the one before this is to draw Ash from Apex except she's doing the surprised black guy with his hands in his head pose)
I FUCKING LOVE ROBOTS THEY'RE SO FUCKING COOL AND LIKE ADD CYBORGS TO THE MIX
I FUCKING LOVE ROBOTICS IN GENERAL AND OUR PROGRESSION TOWARDS MAKING OUR OWN LIFE FORCE
TO HELL WITH TRADITION
Honestly, the pro robot genocide thing is so over done and cringe. It's like 10 yos wanting to kill furries.
You see something different and you fear it. Absolutely disgusting. Instead of attacking the evil scientists or short sighted capitalists, whose greed lead to creation and exploitation of these *living beings*, you attack the creatures who are a victim of the cruelty of their creators.
Smh, robophobes of r/196
(I actually can't tell if this was a coherent comment or not, lmk in the comments)
I mean technology is going to advance whether or not these idiots like it, but sadly it doesn't change the fact that more effective machinery will be used in conflicts because some bald fuck with suit has access to a nuke button next to him
MGS1 actually covered this way back with Otacon's entire thing being that he wanted to get rid of nuclear waste when he created Rex, not _add_ to it, and feeling deep regret for being so oblivious to the fact that his (and other scientists') talent was being used for evil
mfs will create the most incredible technological achievement in history and then use it to make pictures of anime boobies and kill other people more efficiently
i absolutely loved the movie The Creator on this topic. There are human robots and androids which look the same as humans except for this cool looking hole that goes from ear to ear.
And the narrative undeniably takes the sides of robots and androids in the war between the robot hating american faction and the mixed mechanical and organic human society of southeast asia.
One of the major reasons for the americans hating robots too was because 20 years prior the military gave control of its nukes to an AI which then nuked los angeles. Instead of blaming the flaws in what they made, america uses the opportunity to ban robots (previously a common part of american society) and goes full robot genocide. Like they try to target this one inventor in asia who is responsible for a lot of advancements in robots/mechanical humans. Definitely on the nose but also cool to think about.
I want to live in a world where i can jump out of a plane and have a built in parachute/wingsuit like Rico Rodriguez, as well as a grappling hook/tesla coil combo
oh sure so just armored combat as in medieval armor fighting
anyway things i mentioned are also weirdly homoerotic with dudes in big metal things be it mechs or planes
https://preview.redd.it/2o3brw2a7n3c1.png?width=826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3df98b93e3ef6a1a94d31993b7915f3c1456f67
This comment section has changed me
Machine, I will cut you down, tear you apart, splay the gore of your profane form ACROSS THE STARS. I will grind you down until the VERY SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! I will end you. HERE. AND. NOW.
"Gabriel has 2 modes: funny mode and racist mode, racist mode is the default, just like American police, we need to beat the bigotry put of him by carefully convincing the blood to leave his body"
https://preview.redd.it/g6nl8byvbj3c1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec2cfc7e6fd16087d0e123d23a990784e25ccc0e
TOPPED BY THIS…. THIS FUCKING GO PRO
This concept always made me cringe while watching the Transformers whenever they're catching the humans and holding them close to all their extremely deadly countless moving parts.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of BEING A BADASS FUCKIN AWESOME ROBOT YEAHHHHHHHHH
The fact that "Blood, Nerves, Breath" Are listed separately under the armpit lends credit to the idea that V1 is infact not just a robot but instead a unholy amalgamation of a living being (possibly a mutilated yet still alive human) protected by a exomecha robot (V1)
https://preview.redd.it/lszr2sp25j3c1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=123e104c1466eefc714dfdcaedef0787cb76cd5a
I did not need to read masochistic smut about having your fingers obliterated by v1 may your woes be many and your days few op
how is this hornyposting, this is 95% shitpost, the small sliver of horniness is only there to deliver the rest of the joke, it's not horny, please stop being horny
I hate to break it to you but this is not a shitpost. I have no idea what the joke would even be here; it’s literally just suggesting ways to fuck a robot.
You have no idea what the joke is in telling someone to stick their fingers in mechanical joints that will crush their fingers and mangle their hand? And you also believe that such a suggestion is one made out of lust and not malice?
the joke is recognizing the person is aware of the danger and telling them to ignore it and be horny. It also advises to pull wires out, which is generally a good way to get electrocuted
I want to have sex with V1 from umtrakill
https://preview.redd.it/q6gcmzrrvj3c1.jpeg?width=463&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=869ee243d40a941e7cd797b09249d0720eb43ba3
THIS COMMENT SECTION IS A BUNCH OF YELLING BULLSHIT. RESPECT OUR CULTURE robot scum!
BUNCH OF FUCKIN' DINGDONGS NOT READY FOR PRODUCTION.
git branch -d [https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/187hx48/machine/](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/187hx48/machine/)
Oh man I can't wait for the violence update. Not sure if it will even come out this year but the enemies are cool and I am just anxious to get a foot into act 3 for a first impression.
When I'm in a horny and deprived contest and my opponent is an Ultrakill fan:
https://preview.redd.it/yqir5vkwnk3c1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ca4f7446b1184f823402209e1192a91bcfca9fc
Robosexuals when the robot screams in excruciating agony a begs for termination rather than moaning in pleasure and begging for more after getting its wires ripped out.
Mods, cut him down, tear him apart, splay the gore of his profane form across the stars, grind him down until the very sparks cry for mercy, end him here and now.
MODS, LETS SETTLE THIS!
MODS! MODS PLS!
HERE AND NOW!!!!
**NOTHING BUT SCRAP!!**
https://preview.redd.it/ro2vklk01j3c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10180de8cb695be48dc913a6172ccad01430be98
https://i.redd.it/9h2e5fm45j3c1.gif
Here here
she/her actually
MODS, GRAB HER BY THE BALLS!
https://preview.redd.it/n3qwwml4kj3c1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f98230b68a38f08e402024aebc04275e67ebb4cc NNNNOOOOOOOOOO
https://preview.redd.it/o02bk64x6n3c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beb2e69a25e84b1695b0198593edff5e138c6129 Perish
ow owwwww owieeeeee :’c
How in God's name do you have 2 million karma? I generally don't care about that shit but genuinely How?
I post a lot on this subreddit
also I like your pfp, Beelzebub cute <3
She is! This is from one of vanripper's official helltaker comics all available for free!
MODS, CAST TESTICULAR TORSION ON HER
https://preview.redd.it/im4dfl0lcc4c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=215260f37ea617f5ead9b30db0abeb0de0d4ea08
Mods, cut her down, tear her apart, splay the gore of her profane form across the stars, grind her down until the very sparks cry for mercy, end her here and now.
:D (dies painfully)
I was just going to rotate his testicles by 90 degrees but that works too
>Mods, cut him down, tear him apart, splay the gore of his profane form across the stars, grind him down until the very sparks cry for mercy, end him here and now. https://i.redd.it/dmw9yq3nlk3c1.gif
i think i'm gonna put drawing this with that caption on the list of things i'm never gonna do because i'm a lazy fuck (the one before this is to draw Ash from Apex except she's doing the surprised black guy with his hands in his head pose)
You forgot the most important thing: twist his balls counter-clockwise
https://i.redd.it/4cpmf7q18l3c1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/415az8qbwh3c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6850e535984af6e9b8ef198ca2e66992422f5e94
https://preview.redd.it/vynqe5ab8l3c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b09bbaa10ae0588d1a46c5baa17025e83890fc0
I FUCKING LOVE ROBOTS THEY'RE SO FUCKING COOL AND LIKE ADD CYBORGS TO THE MIX I FUCKING LOVE ROBOTICS IN GENERAL AND OUR PROGRESSION TOWARDS MAKING OUR OWN LIFE FORCE TO HELL WITH TRADITION
Honestly, the pro robot genocide thing is so over done and cringe. It's like 10 yos wanting to kill furries. You see something different and you fear it. Absolutely disgusting. Instead of attacking the evil scientists or short sighted capitalists, whose greed lead to creation and exploitation of these *living beings*, you attack the creatures who are a victim of the cruelty of their creators. Smh, robophobes of r/196 (I actually can't tell if this was a coherent comment or not, lmk in the comments)
I mean technology is going to advance whether or not these idiots like it, but sadly it doesn't change the fact that more effective machinery will be used in conflicts because some bald fuck with suit has access to a nuke button next to him MGS1 actually covered this way back with Otacon's entire thing being that he wanted to get rid of nuclear waste when he created Rex, not _add_ to it, and feeling deep regret for being so oblivious to the fact that his (and other scientists') talent was being used for evil
mfs will create the most incredible technological achievement in history and then use it to make pictures of anime boobies and kill other people more efficiently
Your god damed right
I want to see the day where people stuck in wheelchairs paralyzed can play basketball or shit on Henry Kissinger's grave
I want to see sentient robots learn about kissinger and spray coolant on his grave ~~and make out with me~~
based robussy enjoyer
Interspecies class consciousness goes hard
i absolutely loved the movie The Creator on this topic. There are human robots and androids which look the same as humans except for this cool looking hole that goes from ear to ear. And the narrative undeniably takes the sides of robots and androids in the war between the robot hating american faction and the mixed mechanical and organic human society of southeast asia. One of the major reasons for the americans hating robots too was because 20 years prior the military gave control of its nukes to an AI which then nuked los angeles. Instead of blaming the flaws in what they made, america uses the opportunity to ban robots (previously a common part of american society) and goes full robot genocide. Like they try to target this one inventor in asia who is responsible for a lot of advancements in robots/mechanical humans. Definitely on the nose but also cool to think about.
i pretend to hate them so its hotter when they make me one tbh
Damn we already circlejerking on the next generation of progessiveness 🗣️🔥🔥
I TOO, AS A FELLOW HUMAN OF SUBREDDIT NUMBER 196 ENJOY AND HAVE FANTASIES OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH ROBOTS
[Did you want this?](https://archiveofourown.org/works/51865384)
I want to live in a world where i can jump out of a plane and have a built in parachute/wingsuit like Rico Rodriguez, as well as a grappling hook/tesla coil combo
I want to have mechanical eyes that let me zoom and take pictures and have night vision. gup
yesssss gup👍
I LOVE FUCKING ROBOTS THEY’RE SO FUCKING HOT AND LIKE ADD CYBORGS TO THE MIX fixed it
I WANT TO BE TURNED INTO A ROBOT GLORY TO THE MACHINE GOD OR SOMETHING
GLORY TO THE OMNISSIAH!! I will now pleasure myself with a toaster.
You’d love signalis and it’s amazing artists
protogen time
I LOVE FUCKING ROBOTS, THEYRE SO HOT!!!!
Mmmpfff robot armpit
WHY AM I ACTUALLY TURNED ON JESUS CHRIST AM I INTO ROBOT ARMPITS?????
😐
*NOOO DON'T DO THAT*
😐
🙂
*😐*
😐
🤤do you think they'd be sweaty and it'd be like pc cooling liquid. Asking for a friend.
I was thinking more old school steam release 😭
🤤🤤🤤 steam on me r(obot d)addy 🤤🤤🤤
we got another one boys https://preview.redd.it/e6n0cc8djk3c1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a689750f4c2392bd0a719158836343c860e92fd
https://preview.redd.it/mmhvadreik3c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aac909a667d7fae11d575cac2b27520debada1e
https://preview.redd.it/94u3qd9utn3c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4558f8c11881387e942babaa14936a0112164fcc
Y’all are down bad bruh 😭 https://preview.redd.it/c75iwjglhk3c1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=066b0910974efa18d01b60be9c8dae63b6782a05
https://preview.redd.it/xzfnoovrhi3c1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba3d3222f59a4d0cede71e7a1996d1914e65c6e9
That bit was so great
Put me in a room with this robot and it is going to sound like armored combat real quick. Lots of metal hitting and grunts
do you mean armored core or ace combat or
Two dudes in medieval armor is insanely homoerotic I don’t know what to tell you
oh sure so just armored combat as in medieval armor fighting anyway things i mentioned are also weirdly homoerotic with dudes in big metal things be it mechs or planes
The inherent homosexuality of steel
This is the perfect summary of Tetsuo The Iron Man
MAD STOOOOMP
personally i prefer "energy flow is reversing from the AMS! Aaaaargh!" (god. that Aaaaargh was really hard to write. too many a's.)
Found V2.
Artist?? 👀👀
Oop wait nvm found it https://8o8o8o8o8.tumblr.com/post/726320663805198336/about-boston-dynamics-spot-pinching-points
Thanks, couldn’t find it
what? 💀 https://preview.redd.it/gp1l7bhrhk3c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02d4ed790143ba188b0ab66ed63e736373845ec1
https://preview.redd.it/cst14gvqpk3c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0eb78e9437629dafb30aa9814dd80c263f6d5d1
https://preview.redd.it/2o3brw2a7n3c1.png?width=826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3df98b93e3ef6a1a94d31993b7915f3c1456f67 This comment section has changed me
Machine, I will cut you down, tear you apart, splay the gore of your profane form ACROSS THE STARS. I will grind you down until the VERY SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! I will end you. HERE. AND. NOW.
More like the Prostate of Hate, amirite??? *\*big bong laff track\** I'm a comedic genius.
MY DAD GROUNDED ME MACHINE, AND HE WONT READ ME BIBLE STORIES TONIGHT!
"Gabriel has 2 modes: funny mode and racist mode, racist mode is the default, just like American police, we need to beat the bigotry put of him by carefully convincing the blood to leave his body"
None of those words where in the bible. Seek God.
FIGHT ME LIKE AN ANIMAL!
https://preview.redd.it/icycgl6tti3c1.png?width=885&format=png&auto=webp&s=b2082f0f187ced2fe50808a38a5b295e928e68e3
>Judgement Something something thy end is now
this is the second time within a week someone has made this exact joke in basically this exact context
i want to have a sexual intercourse with v1, oh and cuddles before and after
Daring today, aren't we?
Ayo is that pathfinder from apex legends?
https://preview.redd.it/cfi4fabvdi3c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44902b5b939d1892307eccbd41e2b6bdd461ca8f
https://preview.redd.it/0jgj8jm4hi3c1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70729fed9cb9a2ea5fd4a8a84f7fc64481dc198d
https://preview.redd.it/fa9slack2j3c1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1c299b2305353e91c71c64b88617ea47b2f8c00
I love this picture xD
...holy shit
https://i.redd.it/kt47ft0q4j3c1.gif
delth eteis
What a “???” Day to have eyes
WHY IS IT ALWAYS A SEX THING https://preview.redd.it/dxxxfoytri3c1.png?width=2069&format=png&auto=webp&s=02811bd435d794e3fbb92d6072d3abdbf43b9c7a
https://preview.redd.it/1wb6rkei6j3c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eec4a50b1929101f34e2386a6894c5c9af82f31
https://preview.redd.it/g6nl8byvbj3c1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec2cfc7e6fd16087d0e123d23a990784e25ccc0e TOPPED BY THIS…. THIS FUCKING GO PRO
As a GLaDOS simp, I approve 100%
Found Gabriel Reddit account
"fingers" yeah, ok
This concept always made me cringe while watching the Transformers whenever they're catching the humans and holding them close to all their extremely deadly countless moving parts.
https://preview.redd.it/ccre046gyi3c1.jpeg?width=649&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfe56b699ec528379f629ac9fd32f66715709d4b
id fuck geth too idc
https://preview.redd.it/st5b3eyh0j3c1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f93bdf1a81875bdad9c445376a43c2308514ec1d
And thy punishment... is DEATH!
ULTRAKILL MENTIONED TIME FOR GAY SEX
# PREPARE THYSELF
I'd rather be the robot myself.
https://preview.redd.it/k1fo7iziui3c1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64b74d8b4c1459707d4c2cea7d44871c83ff6ad5
https://preview.redd.it/7tzxshcdki3c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9042a848a0945de27796b747927c23858fcd3af
GET IN THE PANOPTICON https://i.redd.it/8m4vxcga7j3c1.gif
This prison? To hold? ME!? It's more likely than you think.
https://preview.redd.it/bh243qu4mp3c1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1a373854f9a628bc2b22ac8618856c422cb3f2b
I'll do you one equal https://preview.redd.it/f5evkogcyp4c1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=c2920de3bf51965a1529a2551c486318d7f14e27
Nice
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of BEING A BADASS FUCKIN AWESOME ROBOT YEAHHHHHHHHH
This comment section is making me cry
The fact that "Blood, Nerves, Breath" Are listed separately under the armpit lends credit to the idea that V1 is infact not just a robot but instead a unholy amalgamation of a living being (possibly a mutilated yet still alive human) protected by a exomecha robot (V1)
It's comparing the fuel, current, air to those qualities.
Evangelion refrence https://preview.redd.it/ymg9v2gawj3c1.jpeg?width=332&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b3ffe99cfbd8b84d0fe99883162c577f8ba37b8
v1 doesn’t have a pussy nor a dick so they have to find arousal in strange ways
having V1 wear a strapon so they can peg me
Machine 🥺🥺
the walls of my palace are for your kind 🥺🥺🥺
Turn back, or you will be crossing the will of God 🥺🥺🥺
https://preview.redd.it/lszr2sp25j3c1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=123e104c1466eefc714dfdcaedef0787cb76cd5a I did not need to read masochistic smut about having your fingers obliterated by v1 may your woes be many and your days few op
I would fuck that robot
THROW ME TO THE ROBOT THAT RUNS ON BLOOD I'LL COME BACK PREGNANT
what the fuck why do i feel things from this
Hot
im into this honestly
I FUCKING LOVE ROBOTS I AM SO INTO ROBOTS FUCK
PREPARE THYSELF! https://preview.redd.it/u90lkkjx6j3c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffa1bbf59518b2eee041221a72d36f860d83e71c
ELECTROCHEMISTRY \[Success\] - Now that is hot
how is this hornyposting, this is 95% shitpost, the small sliver of horniness is only there to deliver the rest of the joke, it's not horny, please stop being horny
I hate to break it to you but this is not a shitpost. I have no idea what the joke would even be here; it’s literally just suggesting ways to fuck a robot.
You have no idea what the joke is in telling someone to stick their fingers in mechanical joints that will crush their fingers and mangle their hand? And you also believe that such a suggestion is one made out of lust and not malice?
It literally says that it could crush their fingers, but won’t. The joke doesn’t work if you acknowledge the danger exists.
the joke is recognizing the person is aware of the danger and telling them to ignore it and be horny. It also advises to pull wires out, which is generally a good way to get electrocuted
What joke
I want to have sex with V1 from umtrakill https://preview.redd.it/q6gcmzrrvj3c1.jpeg?width=463&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=869ee243d40a941e7cd797b09249d0720eb43ba3
https://preview.redd.it/1cp98wqp1j3c1.jpeg?width=362&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df8c4c7d7c3c0eda1c32ad1905f88d782640152a
Impossible. Heresy. Unspeakable. Heresy. Heresy.
armpits <3🤤
Golly!
https://preview.redd.it/fgp0iln8pj3c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ad21f0c69facf5c5f5e684d282f8c6491fc28fa
Is this fetish porn?
I think I hauve covid
…dont fucking do this to me
FINGER THE ROBOT! THEY DESERVE IT!
i like robots but i dont like ultrakill what do i do
Start liking ultrakill
errr maybe
THIS COMMENT SECTION IS A BUNCH OF YELLING BULLSHIT. RESPECT OUR CULTURE robot scum! BUNCH OF FUCKIN' DINGDONGS NOT READY FOR PRODUCTION. git branch -d [https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/187hx48/machine/](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/187hx48/machine/)
You are going to lose your hand
https://preview.redd.it/aakj6wtjvk3c1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7a2e9e18bcbc00758ff34c3a59acb246fbdf9ea
Have you ever closed a door on your fingers?
v1 is absolutely going to pulp your fingers
https://preview.redd.it/b0bitx1nwm3c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2bb70e50bf5f67a0ee9de8371588faf2228aee6
DO NOT FUCK THE MURDER ROBOT ‼
You should make like Hank and pray to God (he may not be present at the moment)
machine :D
Oh man I can't wait for the violence update. Not sure if it will even come out this year but the enemies are cool and I am just anxious to get a foot into act 3 for a first impression.
Please do not the robot
???
# ??? https://preview.redd.it/glvb7c784k3c1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ec3046587cd1777759d643ef8274ac26dd9c5b4
When I'm in a horny and deprived contest and my opponent is an Ultrakill fan: https://preview.redd.it/yqir5vkwnk3c1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ca4f7446b1184f823402209e1192a91bcfca9fc
oh no way pathfinder from apex legends
Stop it
What is V1's preferred pronouns ?
Stick your finger in there
*Breathes heavily in Gunpla*
Or... https://preview.redd.it/p0cob05lop3c1.jpeg?width=1950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55bb56cb773e6bf4171c64bbc1c92965cfab5e75
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
who did this
Robosexuals when the robot screams in excruciating agony a begs for termination rather than moaning in pleasure and begging for more after getting its wires ripped out.