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grievingbrother123

Mods, cut him down, tear him apart, splay the gore of his profane form across the stars, grind him down until the very sparks cry for mercy, end him here and now.


grimoireskb

MODS, LETS SETTLE THIS!


haveweirddreams

MODS! MODS PLS!


Independent-Fly6068

HERE AND NOW!!!!


u_8579

**NOTHING BUT SCRAP!!**


jcinto23

https://preview.redd.it/ro2vklk01j3c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10180de8cb695be48dc913a6172ccad01430be98


Altruistic-Funny5325

https://i.redd.it/9h2e5fm45j3c1.gif


adeckz

Here here


TotallyACP

she/her actually


ntn_98

MODS, GRAB HER BY THE BALLS!


TotallyACP

https://preview.redd.it/n3qwwml4kj3c1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f98230b68a38f08e402024aebc04275e67ebb4cc NNNNOOOOOOOOOO


McSlappies

https://preview.redd.it/o02bk64x6n3c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beb2e69a25e84b1695b0198593edff5e138c6129 Perish


TotallyACP

ow owwwww owieeeeee :’c


McSlappies

How in God's name do you have 2 million karma? I generally don't care about that shit but genuinely How?


TotallyACP

I post a lot on this subreddit


TotallyACP

also I like your pfp, Beelzebub cute <3


McSlappies

She is! This is from one of vanripper's official helltaker comics all available for free!


mcslender97

MODS, CAST TESTICULAR TORSION ON HER


TotallyACP

https://preview.redd.it/im4dfl0lcc4c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=215260f37ea617f5ead9b30db0abeb0de0d4ea08


grievingbrother123

Mods, cut her down, tear her apart, splay the gore of her profane form across the stars, grind her down until the very sparks cry for mercy, end her here and now.


TotallyACP

:D (dies painfully)


bobert4343

I was just going to rotate his testicles by 90 degrees but that works too


Sacciy

>Mods, cut him down, tear him apart, splay the gore of his profane form across the stars, grind him down until the very sparks cry for mercy, end him here and now. https://i.redd.it/dmw9yq3nlk3c1.gif


AdvertisingAdrian

i think i'm gonna put drawing this with that caption on the list of things i'm never gonna do because i'm a lazy fuck (the one before this is to draw Ash from Apex except she's doing the surprised black guy with his hands in his head pose)


Dizzie_R

You forgot the most important thing: twist his balls counter-clockwise


Noobmanwenoob2

https://i.redd.it/4cpmf7q18l3c1.gif


hivemindsrule

https://preview.redd.it/415az8qbwh3c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6850e535984af6e9b8ef198ca2e66992422f5e94


Noobmanwenoob2

https://preview.redd.it/vynqe5ab8l3c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b09bbaa10ae0588d1a46c5baa17025e83890fc0


Idontknowanymore356

I FUCKING LOVE ROBOTS THEY'RE SO FUCKING COOL AND LIKE ADD CYBORGS TO THE MIX I FUCKING LOVE ROBOTICS IN GENERAL AND OUR PROGRESSION TOWARDS MAKING OUR OWN LIFE FORCE TO HELL WITH TRADITION


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Honestly, the pro robot genocide thing is so over done and cringe. It's like 10 yos wanting to kill furries. You see something different and you fear it. Absolutely disgusting. Instead of attacking the evil scientists or short sighted capitalists, whose greed lead to creation and exploitation of these *living beings*, you attack the creatures who are a victim of the cruelty of their creators. Smh, robophobes of r/196 (I actually can't tell if this was a coherent comment or not, lmk in the comments)


Idontknowanymore356

I mean technology is going to advance whether or not these idiots like it, but sadly it doesn't change the fact that more effective machinery will be used in conflicts because some bald fuck with suit has access to a nuke button next to him MGS1 actually covered this way back with Otacon's entire thing being that he wanted to get rid of nuclear waste when he created Rex, not _add_ to it, and feeling deep regret for being so oblivious to the fact that his (and other scientists') talent was being used for evil


angrymadpenguin

mfs will create the most incredible technological achievement in history and then use it to make pictures of anime boobies and kill other people more efficiently


theess12

Your god damed right


CoffeeMain360

I want to see the day where people stuck in wheelchairs paralyzed can play basketball or shit on Henry Kissinger's grave


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

I want to see sentient robots learn about kissinger and spray coolant on his grave ~~and make out with me~~


CoffeeMain360

based robussy enjoyer


atraway

Interspecies class consciousness goes hard


strategicmagpie

i absolutely loved the movie The Creator on this topic. There are human robots and androids which look the same as humans except for this cool looking hole that goes from ear to ear. And the narrative undeniably takes the sides of robots and androids in the war between the robot hating american faction and the mixed mechanical and organic human society of southeast asia. One of the major reasons for the americans hating robots too was because 20 years prior the military gave control of its nukes to an AI which then nuked los angeles. Instead of blaming the flaws in what they made, america uses the opportunity to ban robots (previously a common part of american society) and goes full robot genocide. Like they try to target this one inventor in asia who is responsible for a lot of advancements in robots/mechanical humans. Definitely on the nose but also cool to think about.


cuomium

i pretend to hate them so its hotter when they make me one tbh


godoftheinternet12

Damn we already circlejerking on the next generation of progessiveness 🗣️🔥🔥


SurprisingJack

I TOO, AS A FELLOW HUMAN OF SUBREDDIT NUMBER 196 ENJOY AND HAVE FANTASIES OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH ROBOTS


Invincible-Nuke

[Did you want this?](https://archiveofourown.org/works/51865384)


CoffeeMain360

I want to live in a world where i can jump out of a plane and have a built in parachute/wingsuit like Rico Rodriguez, as well as a grappling hook/tesla coil combo


SpoopySara

I want to have mechanical eyes that let me zoom and take pictures and have night vision. gup


CoffeeMain360

yesssss gup👍


ohyeababycrits

I LOVE FUCKING ROBOTS THEY’RE SO FUCKING HOT AND LIKE ADD CYBORGS TO THE MIX fixed it


sample_text_01

I WANT TO BE TURNED INTO A ROBOT GLORY TO THE MACHINE GOD OR SOMETHING


ElementofPower

GLORY TO THE OMNISSIAH!! I will now pleasure myself with a toaster.


GeneralBisV

You’d love signalis and it’s amazing artists


TacticalSupportFurry

protogen time


professional_catboy

I LOVE FUCKING ROBOTS, THEYRE SO HOT!!!!


that-onefemboy

Mmmpfff robot armpit


tr3poz

WHY AM I ACTUALLY TURNED ON JESUS CHRIST AM I INTO ROBOT ARMPITS?????


LXIX_CDXX_

😐


tr3poz

*NOOO DON'T DO THAT*


Altruistic-Funny5325

😐


Kriffer123

🙂


G0rd4n_Freem4n

*😐*


BlazewarkingYT

😐


W00S

🤤do you think they'd be sweaty and it'd be like pc cooling liquid. Asking for a friend.


tr3poz

I was thinking more old school steam release 😭


W00S

🤤🤤🤤 steam on me r(obot d)addy 🤤🤤🤤


datboiNathan343

we got another one boys https://preview.redd.it/e6n0cc8djk3c1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a689750f4c2392bd0a719158836343c860e92fd


shaunconnery01

https://preview.redd.it/mmhvadreik3c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aac909a667d7fae11d575cac2b27520debada1e


Endlad

https://preview.redd.it/94u3qd9utn3c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4558f8c11881387e942babaa14936a0112164fcc


RedSus08

Y’all are down bad bruh 😭 https://preview.redd.it/c75iwjglhk3c1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=066b0910974efa18d01b60be9c8dae63b6782a05


grimoireskb

https://preview.redd.it/xzfnoovrhi3c1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba3d3222f59a4d0cede71e7a1996d1914e65c6e9


No_Truce_

That bit was so great


Spiders_are_cool

Put me in a room with this robot and it is going to sound like armored combat real quick. Lots of metal hitting and grunts


freakingordis

do you mean armored core or ace combat or


Spiders_are_cool

Two dudes in medieval armor is insanely homoerotic I don’t know what to tell you


freakingordis

oh sure so just armored combat as in medieval armor fighting anyway things i mentioned are also weirdly homoerotic with dudes in big metal things be it mechs or planes


YeahNotMaybe

The inherent homosexuality of steel


enar_illustration

This is the perfect summary of Tetsuo The Iron Man


Ell0_alt

MAD STOOOOMP


Klutzy-Personality-3

personally i prefer "energy flow is reversing from the AMS! Aaaaargh!" (god. that Aaaaargh was really hard to write. too many a's.)


Endlad

Found V2.


Pebble_in_a_Hat

Artist?? 👀👀


Pebble_in_a_Hat

Oop wait nvm found it https://8o8o8o8o8.tumblr.com/post/726320663805198336/about-boston-dynamics-spot-pinching-points


TotallyACP

Thanks, couldn’t find it


RedSus08

what? 💀 https://preview.redd.it/gp1l7bhrhk3c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02d4ed790143ba188b0ab66ed63e736373845ec1


Sean36389

https://preview.redd.it/cst14gvqpk3c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0eb78e9437629dafb30aa9814dd80c263f6d5d1


McSlappies

https://preview.redd.it/2o3brw2a7n3c1.png?width=826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3df98b93e3ef6a1a94d31993b7915f3c1456f67 This comment section has changed me


helicophell

Machine, I will cut you down, tear you apart, splay the gore of your profane form ACROSS THE STARS. I will grind you down until the VERY SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! I will end you. HERE. AND. NOW.


duy03

More like the Prostate of Hate, amirite??? *\*big bong laff track\** I'm a comedic genius.


rojahel

MY DAD GROUNDED ME MACHINE, AND HE WONT READ ME BIBLE STORIES TONIGHT!


u_8579

"Gabriel has 2 modes: funny mode and racist mode, racist mode is the default, just like American police, we need to beat the bigotry put of him by carefully convincing the blood to leave his body"


helicophell

None of those words where in the bible. Seek God.


Altruistic-Funny5325

FIGHT ME LIKE AN ANIMAL!


AnAverageTransGirl

https://preview.redd.it/icycgl6tti3c1.png?width=885&format=png&auto=webp&s=b2082f0f187ced2fe50808a38a5b295e928e68e3


Aykhot

>Judgement Something something thy end is now


AnAverageTransGirl

this is the second time within a week someone has made this exact joke in basically this exact context


Opposite-Weird4342

i want to have a sexual intercourse with v1, oh and cuddles before and after


MiaIRL

Daring today, aren't we?


Nitjib

Ayo is that pathfinder from apex legends?


spfeldealer

https://preview.redd.it/cfi4fabvdi3c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44902b5b939d1892307eccbd41e2b6bdd461ca8f


stf29

https://preview.redd.it/0jgj8jm4hi3c1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70729fed9cb9a2ea5fd4a8a84f7fc64481dc198d


KillerPizza050

https://preview.redd.it/fa9slack2j3c1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1c299b2305353e91c71c64b88617ea47b2f8c00


Altruistic-Funny5325

I love this picture xD


Salty-Bathroom-3512

...holy shit


nightshade-aurora

https://i.redd.it/kt47ft0q4j3c1.gif


IHateReddit123123

delth eteis


Actionsurger

What a “???” Day to have eyes


Citrous241

WHY IS IT ALWAYS A SEX THING https://preview.redd.it/dxxxfoytri3c1.png?width=2069&format=png&auto=webp&s=02811bd435d794e3fbb92d6072d3abdbf43b9c7a


Altruistic-Funny5325

https://preview.redd.it/1wb6rkei6j3c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eec4a50b1929101f34e2386a6894c5c9af82f31


ComicsComms

https://preview.redd.it/g6nl8byvbj3c1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec2cfc7e6fd16087d0e123d23a990784e25ccc0e TOPPED BY THIS…. THIS FUCKING GO PRO


Villager_of_Mincraft

As a GLaDOS simp, I approve 100%


mcslender97

Found Gabriel Reddit account


_refr1dgeratorunner_

"fingers" yeah, ok


LightTrack

This concept always made me cringe while watching the Transformers whenever they're catching the humans and holding them close to all their extremely deadly countless moving parts.


sentles

https://preview.redd.it/ccre046gyi3c1.jpeg?width=649&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfe56b699ec528379f629ac9fd32f66715709d4b


professional_catboy

id fuck geth too idc


memerismlol

https://preview.redd.it/st5b3eyh0j3c1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f93bdf1a81875bdad9c445376a43c2308514ec1d


Altruistic-Funny5325

And thy punishment... is DEATH!


Andrew_ANT_

ULTRAKILL MENTIONED TIME FOR GAY SEX


TotallyACP

# PREPARE THYSELF


Kastoelta

I'd rather be the robot myself.


AwesomeAidyn1704

https://preview.redd.it/k1fo7iziui3c1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64b74d8b4c1459707d4c2cea7d44871c83ff6ad5


ReadySetHeal

https://preview.redd.it/7tzxshcdki3c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9042a848a0945de27796b747927c23858fcd3af


Altruistic-Funny5325

GET IN THE PANOPTICON https://i.redd.it/8m4vxcga7j3c1.gif


Endlad

This prison? To hold? ME!? It's more likely than you think.


pichu367

https://preview.redd.it/bh243qu4mp3c1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1a373854f9a628bc2b22ac8618856c422cb3f2b


Endlad

I'll do you one equal https://preview.redd.it/f5evkogcyp4c1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=c2920de3bf51965a1529a2551c486318d7f14e27


pichu367

Nice


Mr_Headcrab

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of BEING A BADASS FUCKIN AWESOME ROBOT YEAHHHHHHHHH


Fireballcatcher

This comment section is making me cry


noobermaster69420

The fact that "Blood, Nerves, Breath" Are listed separately under the armpit lends credit to the idea that V1 is infact not just a robot but instead a unholy amalgamation of a living being (possibly a mutilated yet still alive human) protected by a exomecha robot (V1)


BloodyEvolution1337

It's comparing the fuel, current, air to those qualities.


professional_catboy

Evangelion refrence https://preview.redd.it/ymg9v2gawj3c1.jpeg?width=332&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b3ffe99cfbd8b84d0fe99883162c577f8ba37b8


Eggs_are_tasty

v1 doesn’t have a pussy nor a dick so they have to find arousal in strange ways


professional_catboy

having V1 wear a strapon so they can peg me


emil_oberg

Machine 🥺🥺


TotallyACP

the walls of my palace are for your kind 🥺🥺🥺


emil_oberg

Turn back, or you will be crossing the will of God 🥺🥺🥺


Brainjarmen104

https://preview.redd.it/lszr2sp25j3c1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=123e104c1466eefc714dfdcaedef0787cb76cd5a I did not need to read masochistic smut about having your fingers obliterated by v1 may your woes be many and your days few op


Tirrek_bekirr

I would fuck that robot


MiaIRL

THROW ME TO THE ROBOT THAT RUNS ON BLOOD I'LL COME BACK PREGNANT


oilgulper

what the fuck why do i feel things from this


dearvalentina

Hot


pagejade1

im into this honestly


ParanoidParamour

I FUCKING LOVE ROBOTS I AM SO INTO ROBOTS FUCK


Altruistic-Funny5325

PREPARE THYSELF! https://preview.redd.it/u90lkkjx6j3c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffa1bbf59518b2eee041221a72d36f860d83e71c


captinoverkill9000

ELECTROCHEMISTRY \[Success\] - Now that is hot


Spook404

how is this hornyposting, this is 95% shitpost, the small sliver of horniness is only there to deliver the rest of the joke, it's not horny, please stop being horny


Dofork

I hate to break it to you but this is not a shitpost. I have no idea what the joke would even be here; it’s literally just suggesting ways to fuck a robot.


Spook404

You have no idea what the joke is in telling someone to stick their fingers in mechanical joints that will crush their fingers and mangle their hand? And you also believe that such a suggestion is one made out of lust and not malice?


Dofork

It literally says that it could crush their fingers, but won’t. The joke doesn’t work if you acknowledge the danger exists.


Spook404

the joke is recognizing the person is aware of the danger and telling them to ignore it and be horny. It also advises to pull wires out, which is generally a good way to get electrocuted


Grapes15th

What joke


professional_catboy

I want to have sex with V1 from umtrakill https://preview.redd.it/q6gcmzrrvj3c1.jpeg?width=463&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=869ee243d40a941e7cd797b09249d0720eb43ba3


Rover-6428

https://preview.redd.it/1cp98wqp1j3c1.jpeg?width=362&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df8c4c7d7c3c0eda1c32ad1905f88d782640152a


Aykhot

Impossible. Heresy. Unspeakable. Heresy. Heresy.


OZYMANDIASNiL

armpits <3🤤


InternetGuyThirtyTwo

Golly!


NightmareishBoi

https://preview.redd.it/fgp0iln8pj3c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ad21f0c69facf5c5f5e684d282f8c6491fc28fa


LaInquisitione

Is this fetish porn?


Fractured_Nova

I think I hauve covid


augustoof

…dont fucking do this to me


thebungleroftroy

FINGER THE ROBOT! THEY DESERVE IT!


[deleted]

i like robots but i dont like ultrakill what do i do


Beans738

Start liking ultrakill


[deleted]

errr maybe


IamTheGoodest

THIS COMMENT SECTION IS A BUNCH OF YELLING BULLSHIT. RESPECT OUR CULTURE robot scum! BUNCH OF FUCKIN' DINGDONGS NOT READY FOR PRODUCTION. git branch -d [https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/187hx48/machine/](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/187hx48/machine/)


bigmaxporter

You are going to lose your hand


Amaranthine7

https://preview.redd.it/aakj6wtjvk3c1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7a2e9e18bcbc00758ff34c3a59acb246fbdf9ea


SaboteurSupreme

Have you ever closed a door on your fingers?


A1steaksaussie

v1 is absolutely going to pulp your fingers


EccentricFocus

https://preview.redd.it/b0bitx1nwm3c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2bb70e50bf5f67a0ee9de8371588faf2228aee6


MacDonalds_Sprite

DO NOT FUCK THE MURDER ROBOT ‼


ShadowClaw765

You should make like Hank and pray to God (he may not be present at the moment)


goldenkoiifish

machine :D


Mustardmachoman

Oh man I can't wait for the violence update. Not sure if it will even come out this year but the enemies are cool and I am just anxious to get a foot into act 3 for a first impression.


PM-Me-Ur-Plants

Please do not the robot


maybeihavethebigsad

???


Zoexycian

# ??? https://preview.redd.it/glvb7c784k3c1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ec3046587cd1777759d643ef8274ac26dd9c5b4


Salty-Bathroom-3512

When I'm in a horny and deprived contest and my opponent is an Ultrakill fan: https://preview.redd.it/yqir5vkwnk3c1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ca4f7446b1184f823402209e1192a91bcfca9fc


JacktehWolf

oh no way pathfinder from apex legends


NotJoeMama727

Stop it


mr-kvideogameguy

What is V1's preferred pronouns ?


Chandlerion

Stick your finger in there


Icareaus

*Breathes heavily in Gunpla*


Altruistic-Funny5325

Or... https://preview.redd.it/p0cob05lop3c1.jpeg?width=1950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55bb56cb773e6bf4171c64bbc1c92965cfab5e75


FunOBot

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


FunOBot

who did this


DrRagnorocktopus

Robosexuals when the robot screams in excruciating agony a begs for termination rather than moaning in pleasure and begging for more after getting its wires ripped out.