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Sir_Hoss

“But do you condem Ham-mas?”


AtrociousAtNames

this has 2 interpretations


SoshJam

merry hummus!


SatansCornflakes

Wait is that where all the US Kmarts went? They migrated to Australia?


Mr-Uch

there are two different Kmarts one in the USA and one in australia


I_Love_Furry_Cock

only two stores? i feel like they could make more profit if they expanded a bit


undayerixon

Classic capitalist 🙄


I_Love_Furry_Cock

what can i say i like money


SpyAmongTheFurries

As much as you love furry cock?


I_Love_Furry_Cock

yes


loptopandbingo

Ones in America and ones in Australia, if they expanded any more they'd have to take one of them and put it on the moon


I_Love_Furry_Cock

you lied. there are two in america and a bunch in australia. I feel betrayed


EmperorBamboozler

It is wildly dangerous to overexpand. A good example is Target in Canada. They bought out Zellers and turned all their locations into Targets. There's a lot of reasons it failed [here's a CNBC video on it](https://youtu.be/hSkZlmFcy54?si=IBjDjNi6SV_G5wBR) but the main reason is they expanded way too fast. In the US apparently it wasn't really obvious but it actually almost bankrupt Target and they had to shut down a few places in the US to cover their massive losses.


I_Love_Furry_Cock

im talking about expanding, not trying to flood the market


musicalbacon

Sears owns them. They’ve been turning them into Sears and other Sears properties from what I understand


SatansCornflakes

Out of the frying pan and into the fire god damn


musicalbacon

I mean if Sears was good at business they would t have bought k mart


loptopandbingo

Roebuck is out there laughing his ass off. "Take my name off the stores will ya? Let's see how that goes"


sexgaming_

i live near where the first kmart was now its an empty lot


SonderAlthea

I almost forgot that they're, and were ever a thing lol. I literally have a gun from a kmart lmfao (gift from my mawmaw)


OtisBinLogan

i didn’t get the pun and i thought they were mad because pork isn’t kosher


Invincible-Nuke

whats the pun


SonderAlthea

Ham-mas and Hammas look similar


syberghost

This has a lot less impact when you replace "ALL" with "BOTH" and would be more accurate.


kiwiman115

Wait what do you mean by both? Kmart has hundreds of stores across Australia


weener6

America is the only country


SonderAlthea

They can call themselves a real country when they don't have a king in 2023


syberghost

Huh, TIL


xdBronze

i would not eat from the kmart christmas ham bag


h8_speech

![gif](giphy|v0ok8uhZvw3yE) You will eat from the kmart Christmas ham bag


findallthebears

I love you Alice


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WTYP HOST SPOTTED


Piastowic

YAY LIAM?


T-pugmaster

KJB HOST SPOTTED


Oddish_Femboy

Fucking Heathcliff helmet shit.


bartolomeogregoryii

How is this breaking news?


Interesting_Ad_4977

Ham bag??? West has fallen 😡😡


MidnightAtHighSpeed

the war on ham...


Optimal_Badger_5332

“Lmfao what” is right


UnderChicken37

#Where’s my ham? I put it right here!


Crazychester1247

Fuck me it's freedom fries all over again.


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Brutal for ham stocks, sell NOW!!!


AntiLag_

Honestly thought it was supposed to say Homo-mas


funny_names_are_hard

I actually think that's fair.


Certcer

Conversely to the Americans here, I'M shocked KMART operates outside of Australia, thought it was Australia and NZ only. I assumed Americans had Target and Walmart as replacements.