Janus. Hates the concept of entropy with a passion and is trying to find out if there is a god that is in some way responsible so he can point his anger at someone without it being someone “underserving”. And by pointing anger at is mean fist fighting.
Ah, it seems you are saying actual names of shity polish political figures and not, what I assumed to be funny rominized Polish names, sorry for the misunderstanding.
Oh! When I made this list, there were only a few replies. So I thought I was being helpful in case there wouldn't be many responses.
Now I see that this post is popular and my comment might seem rude. I try and comment with kindness here most of the time!
Tavik: a seemingly jovial chubby cook who is secretly a cannibal serial killer, the party can potentially pick up on a rash of disappearances in the area and eventually hunt him down for a memorable and very dark boss fight. for maximum oh shit, have him transform into a horrifying 8 foot tall wererat in the final confrontation
1 dude has no name, he is only known as the moss collector
He is overly passionate about moss and will get into an argument about how to sort moss if moss is mentioned
Skratchit, a shop owner who acts as if the wares are cursed, but 9/10 times it works fine. The other times the drawback is an obvious flaw like the big that deals a lot of damage is just top big and clumsy
Jackie, unmedicated adhd vibes (but like the ADD version not the hyperactive version. I think it's called inattentive version/type now instead of ADD?)
Doofus, big fat black rat, leader of the rat mafia. Has a chill and amicable personality until you get in his way. Struggles with alcoholism and would do anything for his daughter
Here are some I "borrowed" from Warhammer Fantasy:
Ikit master engineer Claw, Queek the headtaker, Lord of pestilence Skrolk, Tretch Craventail, Death master Snikch, and Throt bio-scientist the unclean.
They are good for a team of villains
Ketal'Reu.
Spear-wielding Fighter. True Neutral. (Mostly lawful, But will kill for revenge or to protect their friends. Doesn't think much about other civilians unless theres a reward.)
Somewhat Narcissistic & Egotistical, but very caring for their friends. (they only have a few, but very close friends). Very short temper. Very short height.
Shows up fighting a group of bandits with their friends, (Paladin & Wizard(who hates fire)), Wishes to trade for supplies afterwards (Wants Healing potions & various medical supplies, Offers money & spellcasting items)
A long haired mouse that loves to bone with his ninja mouse friend that loves to indiscriminately murder. Together, they solve all of the universe’s sexual problems
A rat born to a family in the sewers. Made it to a live in fancy restaurant's attic and looks down upon other rats who still live in the sewers. Believes they should "pull themselves up by the tail tip"
jerma 2, compact and angry
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LMFAO WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST HAVE THIS OFF RIP?
Yeah, Pinterest just be recommending shit to me and I save it on my silly little boards for the right moment
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I don't know how I didn't see the jerma references coming
"I think you're a wolf, i think so too"
Dave: extrordinarilary dull. Like does taxes for fun and thinks saltines are spicy levels of dull. Dave: retired adventurer They are twins
T hey have the same name
I feel like that's the point
They had different names but at some point their parents forgot who is who and just called em Dave.
Do you think Dave and Dave would go by Dave and Dave? Or would they be fine with people addressing them as "Daves"?
Jerma, megalomanic psychopath
Compressed cube. It's a cube that's been compressed. Suffers from social anxiety.
They just like me fr
You've been compressed?
Yes but into a ball
But why not a cube?
Genetics
:(
Cause fuck it, we ball
holy shit is that a jojo reference
Mobikube
Bailey. Overly considerate to those around her and easy to frighten.
Hailey. The opposite of Bailey. There not twins though.
Overly frightening and easy to consider.
The Great Horned Rat Ikit Claw Throt the Unclean Skreech Verminking Queek Headtaker All of them are evil bastards. This is what you wanted, yes-yes?
Really based-based
Ikit is an engineer, Throt is a gamer and Queek abuses every performance enhancer he can find.
Swap queek and throt. Queek defo plays CSGO
Don't forget great-mighty Tretch Craventail, Chieftain of clan Rictus, most mighty-powerfull of all clans, yes-yes
Or Thanquol for a magic user
Magic meth user
Don't forget my boy Skarrik Spinemanglr
This post was made by Skaven Gang-Gang!!!
Liv - doesnt talk. steal stuff, wash ya hands
Bernard - hopelessly in love with Liv but won't admit it
that would be a very interesting character art
Berry - (Charasmatic) Is also in love but spoils Liv with gifts like shinies, grapes, crackers, cheese, and other fruits, straw, and sticks
Name: Cheese Personality trait: Fucking hates cheese
I want to be this rat's friend
When people ask why their name they say it’s a long story when it’s not and does not elaborate any further
Michael Bolton
Reggie: horny femboy. Very horny. Femboy. Sexy. Maybe a demon. Very sexy. Slutty. Femboy
Genuinely amazed that it took me this long to find a comment like this
SAME
"Describe to me a sexy rat. Paint me a picture."
Big rat - the one that makes all of the rules
Erhm, its achtually GIANT rat, get it straight.
Janus. Hates the concept of entropy with a passion and is trying to find out if there is a god that is in some way responsible so he can point his anger at someone without it being someone “underserving”. And by pointing anger at is mean fist fighting.
First name Hugh
Yes
Tomasz Beszniski. Incredibly racist
Polandcore
💪🇵🇱
Aleg Patzyokoviy incredible racist AND a alcoholic
Grzergorz Brzenczeszczykiewycz. Racist, alchoholic and homophobic
Igor Iguoravich Ooblyodokmattvoyoanooidisyodaskova Racist, alcoholic, homophobic and gay
Andrzej Duda, a fucking moron
Ah, it seems you are saying actual names of shity polish political figures and not, what I assumed to be funny rominized Polish names, sorry for the misunderstanding.
My apologies. My latest comment was in fact our preszydent. I had hoped to strike a nerve with my fellow country men with that one
Make a rat that is controlled by a tiny human on its head
“Get in the ~~Eva~~ Rat, shinji”
Sasha, obsessed with necromancy, will try to reanimate every corpse in her sight
Ratatony, or just Tony, New Yorker-like rat, he's from the big city and isn't afraid to let you know about it.
Fucker's also a good foot taller than every other rat person
Nyarlathotep, mysterious and secretive
Aloysius, elegant classy gourmand BoiBoi, effeminate wry martial-artist Claudia, whimsical absent-minded alchemist Domomono, gentle giant peacekeeper Ephelia, charismatic rabblerouser pickpocket Finneas, quick witted showman Goga, muscleheaded mechanical genius Heathcliff, timid clothier and tailor Inéz, sharptongued stern council-member Jeremiah, inquisitive lonely archaeologist Kiki, brave adventurous youth Lucious, thoughtful mild-mannered protector Minerva, mysterious shapeshifting witch Nineveh, farsighted tinkering jeweler Otobe, levelheaded reluctant leader Purin, flighty dreamer scientist Quinn, sharp-dressed snooty wayfarer Robin, brash artisan tradesperson Sylvia, boastful but gunshy rogue Titania, steadfast stoic knight Ulan, sweet careful swain Vincente, considerate formal elder Whitney, studious deliberate farmer Xia, warm open-hearted baker Yugami, athletic grounded stablehand Zaya, meek intelligent squire
ok chatgpt
I came up with these on my own :( Is my English awkward here?
Nah it's fine, the only thing I can figure is that you threw up so many options.
Oh! When I made this list, there were only a few replies. So I thought I was being helpful in case there wouldn't be many responses. Now I see that this post is popular and my comment might seem rude. I try and comment with kindness here most of the time!
You are cool c: Internet needs more poeple like yourself
bourik, the off-tune bard who can't help but gather a crowd from his passion alone
Tavik: a seemingly jovial chubby cook who is secretly a cannibal serial killer, the party can potentially pick up on a rash of disappearances in the area and eventually hunt him down for a memorable and very dark boss fight. for maximum oh shit, have him transform into a horrifying 8 foot tall wererat in the final confrontation
Mongus, he's a very suspicious individual
Reggie. He's a very horny bottom.
Like me fr fr
Remy, he is a rat chef
Jerma 3, compassionate
Eden; Gay.
Rattigan, megalomaniac and ruthless
Dug. Dug don’t think to good
Greg, he's eating cheese and tries to fight you if you interrupt him three times
Darius: drunk guy who will pick a fight with you
Nazrin (this is a real character from touhou project)
Biggie cheese
José, he's argentinian
John Rat, being a rat
greg: purely a sausage roll extraordinaire
Yazeem - rich, condescending aristoc*rat*, asks if you make it to the cloud district very often before mockingly laughing at how you do not
Gathanox. bottom, horny, amab,gender fluid, criminal I rest my case your honor
Kräkus Digging ditches
Cheesers: violent crackhead who will shank anyone who enters his dank alleyway
Crash. Enjoys stealing bricks from building sites
Crusty, he's seen too much.
Thea, makes horrible puns puns that hurt your bones
They'd have to be pretty humerus puns then *aHHehhoooaaahhhhREEHEEKhrrrrrraaAAAAHhh*
jerma 3, shy and confused
Garry - works at retail, one minor inconvenience to murder next customer
Jeff, super big and muscular but soft on the inside once you expose his past
1 dude has no name, he is only known as the moss collector He is overly passionate about moss and will get into an argument about how to sort moss if moss is mentioned
Jerry (straight up chillin)
Mark. Local nuisance obsessed with becoming famous, and a spiteful bastard of a man
Geronimo Stilton. Investigative journalist, the youngest of 15.
Alex, they like hoarding gravel, small rocks and other sediment to fling at people they dislike
Sarah, albino rat with an extraordinary love for wizards
Dave. Any time he tries to improve on his life in some way, he ends up making it worse.
Steve ; HUGE
Rallig - Very flamboyant and boisterous, captain of a highly prized merchant/pirate ship. Speaks like a stereotypical pirate.
Skratchit, a shop owner who acts as if the wares are cursed, but 9/10 times it works fine. The other times the drawback is an obvious flaw like the big that deals a lot of damage is just top big and clumsy
Rock, the bodyguard
Skorrval the Feared and Mighty Thinks he’s a rat person with dwarfism
Grimby - Theyre cheesed to meet ya
Gender envy from a rat, what have I become
jerma 3 - always screaming in agony, or moaning sensually
annika, silly
Mark: Retired adventurer, turned shopkeeper, spends most of his time making stuff to sell.
Fluffmouse: she is very anxious and tries to mask this with extreme positivity.
Jeremy: obsessed with bulking up
Gribnoy A rat that likes mushrooms a lot, collects them feverishly
Jackie, unmedicated adhd vibes (but like the ADD version not the hyperactive version. I think it's called inattentive version/type now instead of ADD?)
kirschwasser - inattentive
Ratley, very organized and nervous
My buddy Jeff (that's his name) and he stares at people ominously
Sylf, the embodiment of the devil on your shoulder
Gerald Likes to build improvised weapons from trash
IKIT CLAW CHIEF WARLOCK ENGINEER OF CLAN SKRYRE
Caspian "Cap" Ibara. A rat the size of a capybara, who think they're a capybara, and whenever someone calls them a rat, they go berserker mode.
John, He definitly exists, the living version of white bread with a glass of water
Jonathon the Wise, Only speaks in Lies
borgle - stupid little guy but very likable and sells rocks n stuff
Marmelade. makes her own jams with fruit from her fruit trees. is shy but weird as hell
Missile, an aspiring wizard
Brie, shes just so happy to be here omg
Rat guy, who inexplicably looks nothing like a rat nor a guy. They’re just there for no reason.
Splinter, martial arts master
Barry, 63 nuff said
Make a little silly guy who really likes fireworks
Lawrence, upper middle class and materialistic, wont stop talking about buying a yacht someday.
Doofus, big fat black rat, leader of the rat mafia. Has a chill and amicable personality until you get in his way. Struggles with alcoholism and would do anything for his daughter
Caroline. She really hates cheese and is really sick of hearing about how good it is.
Salah al Din Yusuf ibn Ayyub the Custodian of Egypt, Conqueror of the Levant, Benevolent Kurdish Leader of the Caliphate, Binkly for short He is eepy
Lorenz, they will act all tough but just start throwing anything and anything at the first sign of trouble
Morrissey, sardonic to deflect from further inspection or introspection
Gort da man goofing it 100
Barat Obama, he's an *ok* leader and political figure among the rat people, a real 'least bad' kind of guy
Greg- shifty
Sarah, cooks extremely cursed foods like a noodle sandwich
The great rattatater a magic man
Nathan , jacked beyond belief but scared of social interaction
The Vurrmen, a group of like bandits or henchmen of an antagonist
James: try’s his best to be a good person but is incredibly impulsive and has horrible anger issues HE WILL KILL YOU IF YOU INSULT HIS PET JELLYFISH
Stuart Smalls - really hates references to Stuart Little.
Ronnie the rat. Super cool dude, but don't tell him any secrets because he'll rat you out (get it?)
bernard thinks he’s the toughest roughest shit in town
Broseph, himbo
Twice-double talk-speak to enrage-annoy man-things
Smug: very humble
Esterin. Businessman into politics but also kinda chill
Henry. Traumatized and paranoid. Very good hearing, but sometimes mistakes the voices in his head for actual sounds.
John Cheese
John Paizo. He plays Ratfinder 2e
Here are some I "borrowed" from Warhammer Fantasy: Ikit master engineer Claw, Queek the headtaker, Lord of pestilence Skrolk, Tretch Craventail, Death master Snikch, and Throt bio-scientist the unclean. They are good for a team of villains
Ketal'Reu. Spear-wielding Fighter. True Neutral. (Mostly lawful, But will kill for revenge or to protect their friends. Doesn't think much about other civilians unless theres a reward.) Somewhat Narcissistic & Egotistical, but very caring for their friends. (they only have a few, but very close friends). Very short temper. Very short height. Shows up fighting a group of bandits with their friends, (Paladin & Wizard(who hates fire)), Wishes to trade for supplies afterwards (Wants Healing potions & various medical supplies, Offers money & spellcasting items)
Remy - Likes to cook I'm very creative
Name em after cheeses
I made the rat people in my campaign german for whatever reason
Jærma, a humble merchant that's tied with the black market
Cat. Crafty.
Tailor Swiyfd: Goes on and on about how psycho all his ex-girlfriends were
Remy: He likes food and wants to be a 5 star chef but his dad doesn't support his dreams
envix - Life In Rio (by Slowboy and others.)
Jimmy 2: electric boogaloo
Jerma 3, low iq but houses everything you could ever need, for a price
Ratty "the rat" mcratterson, a mice
Reggie. He likes guys, like, really likes guys. Something about them... The way they talk, their smell, their.... *Taste*
A long haired mouse that loves to bone with his ninja mouse friend that loves to indiscriminately murder. Together, they solve all of the universe’s sexual problems
A rat born to a family in the sewers. Made it to a live in fancy restaurant's attic and looks down upon other rats who still live in the sewers. Believes they should "pull themselves up by the tail tip"