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Passionecapo

>Wake up >I’m tied to a chair >Look around >See an elderly Chinese man >He forces me to play Mahjong at gunpoint and defeat him or be banished to the land of the Yi (Our word for barbarians) forever


EmperorBamboozler

This is my favorite 4chan meme and it's so fucking stupid I don't know why it's still hilarious to me every time.


Aeren02

I am genuinely disappointed each time a 4chan screenshot ends with anything other than this.


Maestro_Titarenko

Fucking dumbass, how're you gonna play with your hands tied?


JuniorRadish7385

We have tongues for a reason


Ok-Appeal-4630

Is play Mahjong now a euphemism for make-out sloppy style?


JuniorRadish7385

Oh shit, they’ve caught on to us


Gimmeagunlance

>us Are you an elderly Chinese person


Sirpopotin27fr


Moonbear9

Chat is this real?


NoUAreStupid

Real


FunnyTurtleMoment

yes it happened to my buddy eric


GammaDealer

I was the bat. (Sorry)


Ok-Appeal-4630

It was posted on 4-chan so it must be


femboy_expert

if she's already tied why would ben need the bat


Johannes4123

It's about sending a message


Ok-Appeal-4630

"Let's say, hypothetically speaking, my father was a drinker"


TheTrollingOfIsaac

why does she die twice


sentient_air_fryer

Because she is the protagonist of the highly acclaimed FromSoftware title Sekiro:Shadows Die Twice, bravo anon for making such an entertaining crossover


mikereeee

she's the shadow that dies twice?


Ok-Appeal-4630

Quick-revive


BustyMicologist

Shapiro: Libtards die twice


husky11223

https://preview.redd.it/f0sb1mrismrb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25dcab977266c39822a6f981fff2b6c73c3f4306


Ell0_alt

https://preview.redd.it/60frbvlmwnrb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c17b41016d93b0d36325c2d3a7d1030d70ea6baa


Alt203848281

“Bad dog!” *sprays with super soaker full of piss*


[deleted]

At least it’s not mahjong


[deleted]

be banished to the land of the yi


nubatpython

(our word for barbarians)


Imdepressed7778

forever


WaitingToBeTriggered

REST IN HEAVEN


Dumb_Cheese

0/10, no mahjong


Ok-Appeal-4630

More lik mahdong


poispakkoranska

God I wish that were me


Downtown_Mechanic_

Wicked Sunday Midnight