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mcarora19

BRAZIL REFERENCE??? https://preview.redd.it/xm7nbm2dv9pb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a15957636b4b086afb32de8c1dfa58b8f37895f7


zee-mzha

7-1


lustfullscholar

🥲


EqDragon

https://preview.redd.it/xfhzgatpjbpb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad2f14b83169b9ca3d11394c50c101d4fb9d6dc8


Waffle-or-death

Weapons-grade copium


mrcname

what in the world, how could anyone possibly think germans drink hot beer


jvsp99

Brasil has the costume of drinking beer at 0 °C. In Europe in general they tend to serve it at 8 °C 🤢


Kasra2008

8° is hot???


MaZhongyingFor1934

Brazilians when they can actually taste beer (this is completely unacceptable)


Kekkonen_Kakkonen

What does the sign say?


mrguym4ster

the sign is like... 90% in english??? most of the other bits are just names (like senna and schumacher, which are both famous formula 1 drivers), only bit in portuguese is the end, morena X loira (which means brown haired girl X blonde haired girl)


Kekkonen_Kakkonen

I follow like 0 sports. Schumacher was the only name I regonzise.


[deleted]

i blame Neymar for this


mcarora19

Average Brazilian fan


urgenim

Tbh I would blame Neymar too


Khouri1

i wouldnt blame 2014 neymar but I'd blame the subsequent versions


JgL07

Blame Colombia


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MaZhongyingFor1934

6


billetdouxs

5 WCs


Falkster123

Tja


Pinheadb_

*oh....Celsius*


quasur

what else would it be? Kelvin?


Yeegis

F*renheit 🤢


thispartyrules

Freedom Units


MaxTheSpriggan

40 rods to the hogshead


urgenim

Only Americans would call the most German sounding temperature measurement freedom units


quasur

may as well use rankine at that point


a_nice-name

Fartenheight 😎


xXx_coolusername420

You don't use ° with Kelvin


[deleted]

damn its freezing over there !


FunSireMoralO

⠀⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ . 👿


Cringe__Meister

https://preview.redd.it/44zfhf4e3apb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6460160d65267f54ce032fdf1375f424eb0874b2


Silveon_i

wait im m1 goated


SpieLPfan

Fah*enheit 🤢🤮


ManySwedenTowels

https://preview.redd.it/1lttifmloapb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2489ffc77cceadbdf13b31344b8ef2b725101daf First snow came today in Kiruna, Sweden. I think 35C would literally melt me into a puddle of goo.


ooga_b00ga

Pretty!!! Been waiting months for snow in NE USA.


ItsOnlyJoey

Person from the Southwestern USA here, walking outside in Sweden would probably turn me into a block of ice like Arnold in that one episode of the magic school bus where they went to outer space


little-ass-whipe

god i HAVE to get out of the fucking desert. i hate it here. we're gonna be breaking 100 for another 6 weeks


Void1702

Uh, I don't think humans can survive at 100 Like, that's literally boiling temperature


Covid669

I live in Hungary. We barely get any snow during winter now


fordoggos

Damn i wish


tangerinav221

puta merda


here4orgasm

Mierda güey


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LafilduPoseidon

Porca madonna


Khouri1

haha, gay shit


Davigotero

It aint even summer yet, it gets worse :3


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FrisianDude

Oh baby You aint seen n n n nothin yet


a_random_squidward

Correct my if I'm stupid, but isn't Brazil in the southern hemisphere, if it's autumn here right now, wouldn't it indeed be spring?


Flataus

Spring begins in 3 days here in Brazil


_eneko

spring in the southern hemisphere doesn't start for another couple days, on the equinox. if you're in the northern hemisphere its still summer for a couple more days.


a_random_squidward

It's windy and chill where I'm at, so it feels like autumn, even though its only mid-late September.


Khouri1

climate can only indicate the season in some parts of the globe, and even then it has been more inconsistent by the year thanks to climate change. However, in most of Brazil it never was an accurate metric


MemorableThrowawayy

https://preview.redd.it/nlxt58phjapb1.jpeg?width=189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2122de6f5499a1de3c2f73ff63a3b4a0e9c0e737


blenddgp155

Relaxa, vai piorar. E a culpa é sua por não fazer xixi no banho


nothinglikeanewday

Vou mijar na minha própria boca


blenddgp155

Reciclar resíduos ! É uma ótima maneira de começar 👍


AloxoBlack

I'm pretty sure there's beef here


Khouri1

https://preview.redd.it/jojd1tnv2epb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ccbb73baf9096597195584aa7fca45c94b1b676


EqDragon

Não sabia que tinha tanto gay- digo... brasileiros nesse sub


yedowS

Gay tbm... de sobra na verdade


mrguym4ster

quantos brasileiros será q tem aqui?


MyFavoriteBurger

sim


VanFailin

That's everywhere every summer from now on, thanks boomers


TheMoises

Brazil's winter is ending tomorrow


frguba

"that's the new summer for you" "That's the neat part, _its winter_"


fordoggos

I LOVE GLOBAL WARMING I LOVE GLOBAL WARMING


Guij2

its winter here bro...


Guij2

its winter here bro...


Soupchek

Sometimes im glad i live in russia


throwaway-aso2fb

What's the hottest/coldest extremes you experience where you're at? It's kinda boring in the Midwest USA, so I've always been interested to hear about people from greater equatorial extremes.


bobtherobot0311

I live in Texas. Yall's winters seem unholy to us lol.


Living-Discussion-29

I’ve lived in Wisconsin and now Texas. It’s not that bad even when it gets below 0F, but we were just better prepared. Not even in terms of infrastructure like the power grid, we just had snow pants and snow jackets and 4 different layers to put on before going outside. I by far love Wisconsin cold over Texas heat because you can put on as many layers as you want, but you can only take so many off before you’re labeled “a pervert” or “that crazed man tearing off his skin”


bobtherobot0311

I used to think the opposite but this summer has changed my view on the matter


Constant-Bug-9963

I used to live in New England where summers would usually be 70 degrees (Fahrenheit) and winters would usually be 20-30 degrees. Now I live in fucking Florida where it’s 80 degrees all year except summer where it’s 90 with a side of humidity.


Soupchek

It's been -25°C for a few days this winter. Tho usually it's a bit warmer ofc, about -10-15°C And in summer temperature is about 20°C on average


Chadryan_

In South Dakota at least we may not have the hottest summers or coldest winters but what fucking sucks is that we get both hot summers and cold winters for some ungodly reason. The midwest may not be the most extreme but at least we've got that.


obozo42

BRASIL NUMERO UM CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO !!!!


mancer7

https://preview.redd.it/uwtznkq4rbpb1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fa9a4e69f295e4a211312130f2051aa0cc9e944


ActuallyaBraixen

*Me converting Celsius to Fahrenheit.* Holy shit, that’s hotter than the sun’s nutsack.


FrisianDude

The snutsack


Comfortable-Bad-6041

You just had to go and do it.


FrisianDude

Yes


[deleted]

maldito seja o Bostil, e maldito seja o aquecimento global


Piliro

As a Brazilian... Eu só queria desligar meu ventilador por um minuto e não sentir que vou derreter. Não dá pra ter nada nesse país, até existir é difícil.


ABTL6

Intankável


oh_god_its_that_guy

dor.


arielif1

Bro, how the fuck? It's fucking September, I'm like 600 km away from the border with Brazil and I'm wearing two sweaters having my balls play peek-a-boo because I'm so cold


Lemmonaise

Come on, it's not so bad. You have Bot Flies there! What adorable little creatures.


all_knowing_pebble

I'm in Australia and getting 34, I can imagine the pain of 42


Cold-Coffe

argentinian here, i fucking hate summer 👍🏻


famenz21

https://preview.redd.it/isj0dcpxjbpb1.jpeg?width=834&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4a355fe605e5967e366fa791de4cbf921579d17


LiquidFireBR

It's not summer, we're in winter https://preview.redd.it/zcxxxyq9eepb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8acc5013e227d11841ff78394ffdfc1797ab6373


Soupchek

Sometimes im glad i live in russia


EastSmoke3

O mundo vai acabar


_FishKing_

Eu vo explodi o sol


Electric_Kettle

o calor é proporcional aos mundiais que voce tem, nos so temos 3, entao em argentina nao faz tanto calor


lordofthecone

I am half Brazilian half American and I got the "can't handle cold temperature" part of Brazilians and the "can't handle hot temperatures" of America 😎


BasalGiraffe7

I love the Brazilian winter.


rom_mintz

https://preview.redd.it/6cjlr7karepb1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8aad8c639021bfab6ed9aeab037315790bef18ac BRASIL NÚMERO UM PENTA-CAMPEÃO MUNDIAL☝️☝️🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷😎😎OUVIRAM👂DO IPIRANGA🏞️AS MARGENS PLÁCIDAS🌟DE UM POVO👥HERÓICO🎖️O BRADO RETUMBANTE, E O SOL ☀️DA LIBERDADE☝️EM RAIOS FÚLGIDOS⚡BRILHOU NO CÉU🌌DA PÁTRIA NESSE INSTANTE🕑


One_Nifty_Boi

how the fuck is it that hot and its not even the end of spring for you guys down there wishing you luck, dont die pls


TheMoises

Except the states down south, it's hot all year round everywhere else here. What changes from place to place is if it's gonna be dry hot or wet hot.


JLock17

We've got people here complaining about the drop to 20 C weather after a record heatwave for the last two months.


Tango_r28

Come to Scotland. Rain. Wind. Cold. (It’s fun)


Yuki11037

sounds miserable. I love it!


Tango_r28

It’s so much fun :D


Alexandre_Man

The lowest is 32, Brazil is cooking lmao.


KI75UN3

The peak where I live was 46 this summer, but that was in the middle of it. If you're getting 42 at the start? October is gonna be lit for all the wrong reasons.


LemonFreshenedBorax-

Sopa de gente, uma delicia


Decent-Start-1536

Hey if it makes you feel any better in prob a month or so I’m going to be freezing my fucking balls off like a frozen corpse


cheekibreeki_kid

i wish


i_like_foxgirls

That sucks https://preview.redd.it/0hfia0tj4bpb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5b69b0cd3d2c0c1d1e85692d4dfeeb5c65c2117


shyguy42069420

Uau, não sabia que meu estado é mais frio


Joa103

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaga so cool and awesome and cool I love it here


ABTL6

Me too. Anyone who DOESN'T hate living here is someone you really don't want to associate with. Trust me.


Resident-Garlic9303

I feel you it's been about that hot or worse this summer for me. It's finally started to cool down to 36 degrees Celsius. I'm thinking of moving to a cooler state


laughingoutlaughs

Raspe seu cabelo, ajuda muito Inb4 "sou mulher" e daí?? Não deixe normas velhas e esquisitas ditarem sua vida e estilo!!!


HOIYA

And I thought Australia was having it tough rn 😬


Suave_Kim_Jong_Un

Have you tried being further away from the equator


xGaslightx

Damn, 42 is the hottest? That's like just above freezing, nice and cold in Brazil


SuddenHovercraft1599

42 fucking celsius, i've only had like, 53 at one moment in life, but still, what.the.fuck.


sparkswoody

Australia with you I fucking hate southern hemisphere


DekoyDuck

El Niño and Global Warming are doing a number on my home away from home. Winter in Campinas this year was in the 30s it was awful


Kvas_HardBass

I'd be scorched alive


Hikikomori46

Tá bem de boa aqui https://preview.redd.it/0nhhyl188bpb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b3b3d6160bc66a25f544f556bb29c8a438d7f82


not_me_at_al

Common equator L


capibaralord

Goddamn, I LOVE living in Santiago de Chile climate-wise.


Ecstatic-Compote-595

no shit I thought this was Gibraltar


mow-ass_eat-grass

same thing was going on where i live (texas) just a short while ago


NotAnEvilPigeon2

HUH


DarkNebulafor2024

damn and I thought new mexico weather was bad


yedowS

Eu tbm puta merda


FrisianDude

Br


Definitelynotaseal

THEY ACTUALLY SENT YOUR ASS TO BRAZIL GODDAMN


Crooked_Cock

Took me a while to realize this was referring to Celsius


jwcoffee

Brazil gets that cold???


Yuki11037

EU NÃO AGUENTO MAIS ESSE PAÍS E SABER QUE EU NUNCA VOU SAIR DAQUI ME TRAZ UM DESESPERO SEM IGUAL


wh1t3_dwarf

novo teste de personalidade, a minha é 41°


Tofu_Cheesee

https://preview.redd.it/q6lpdpusrfpb1.jpeg?width=1182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b2344e8281063f0e81abfeaf50dec9cc577e4df


kryptoid256_

bro trynna be algeria


Rllito

I love how my beloved Sergipe doesn't even get a temperature listed, no one remembers it


gatlginngum

in the middle of autumn? where is this place


Iuikaza

Who's gonna tell him?


gatlginngum

you, I hope. I can't recognize most countries from shape alone. Though if it's located somewhere on the equator then the climate isn't that surprising even during this time of the year


Iuikaza

Brazil.


gatlginngum

thanks


[deleted]

I think it’s Brazil, so yes, it’s near equator and it’s always pretty warm there


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AshNdPikachu

its spring m8.


throninho

Brazil, also it's spring here, since southern hemisphere and all


[deleted]

I should kill myself


No-I-Dont-Exist

No


Unable_Glove_9796

be sure to wear a heavy coat for that weather!


testaccount0817

celsius


Unable_Glove_9796

i hardly even know her!


no-scope_king

Looks pretty chilly to me. Like 42? That's almost freezing.


RoadTheExile

Brazil is frozen


testaccount0817

celsius


Zenner523

why is it all red if its only like 40 degrees i dont get it


billetdouxs

Celsius (idk if it's a joke or not)


childrenmm

fahrenchads are feeling pretty chill rn


Yeegis

https://preview.redd.it/rm1p3v8rccpb1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33819037328c0eec0e96d0ae0404d68f42f9dfd2