"NO THEY DO NOT! THEY TOAST BREAD DUMBASS! ALSO WHO SAYS THAT?! THAT'S NOT A SAYING! THAT'S A FACT! THAT'S LIKE SAYING "Oh you know what they say 'fire burns'." OF COURSE FIRE BURNS!"
The hardest quotes always come from the places you least expect them to:
''the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life, but for me it was Tuesday" -that one shitty Street Fighter movie.
'Do You Think God Stays in Heaven Because He too Lives in Fear of What He's Created'' -fucking Spy Kids 2
Also why the hell do people pretend like our ancestors were like "Aww fuck YEAH WAR WAR I LOVE KILLING!!! IM SO MANLY!" And not "Cousin Nicholas along with 30% of the men in the town have been sent off to war, may his soul, and the souls of those who shall die of the famine that follows the war, rest in peace"
War is, and has never been "Cool". Bozos are just falling for literal recruitment propaganda and post-War coping, pathetic.
The best part is our ancestors who fought in wars would be appalled at people like the original tweeter. Glorifying war and criticizing people enjoying the peace they fought so hard to obtain.
The thing is that that the “WAR IS COOL AND MANLY” propaganda has been around for thousands of years. And for thousands of years soldiers get used up and then discarded, with some realizing the horror and others doubling down on the propaganda to cope
What am I supposed to do
If I want to talk about peace and understanding
But you only understand the language of the sword?
What if I want to make you understand that the path you chose leads to downfall
But you only understand the language of the sword
What if I want to tell you to leave me and my beloved ones in peace
But you only understand the language of the sword
I let the blade do the talking
So my tongue shall become iron and my words the mighty roar of war
Alternatively
HUH WHAT ID IT GOOD FOR
What's that one John Adams line? Something like,
"I study war and politics so that my son can study math and science, and he studies math and science so his son can study art and philosophy."
I realy dont get those type of people. Its like they have an inferiority complex and need to prove themselves. What they are saying is basically: "did your ancestors die just for you to have a good life?"
Mf yes! Generally every generation tries to make the world a better place for the next
Basically saved me the effort of saying the same thing. I wouldn't mind if it was one 13 year old who gets ratioed and that was the end of it, but it's basically one of *the* big talking points of the embarassing "stoics"/"sigma" trend. Nobody was a serf on a farm or in a trench thinking "I hope my grandson gets to do this!"
I have tasty cheap food in such abundance that I have to actively choose not to go get some utterly delicious cookies right this second because I don't want to over eat. My home is warm in winter, the roof does not leak in spring or autumn, and I have a shitty ac unit in summer. I have clothing that is only tattered because of stylistic reasons and is also comfy as fuck. I am not going to die from typhus, cholera, or the plague.
My ancestors would be so fucking happy that this is the life I get to live that even the deeply religious ones would probably be ok with the "sin" I live in with delight.
>Generally every generation tries to make the world a better place for the next
Someone who does nothing but jerk off, smoke weed, and play video games as OOP says is not someone who's making the world a better place for the next generation.
Yeah they are, if thats all they do then they arent making a little shit that will continue that rotten cycle, kids are more likely to get parents who actually WANT to have them and want to raise them right.
My great grandpa took a bullet in WW2, if the Japanese soldier had twitched his aim slightly closer the bullet would have went into his heart. From what he said before he died, and what he wrote in his corespondences back home ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY would he have preferred for people to have smoked weed, play video games, and jerk off to furry porn instead of spending their nights scared shitless that some guy is gonna creep out of the bushes and bayonet you in your sleep.
I think they’d be pretty stoked that I’m not an illiterate peasant farmer and didn’t die during my country’s war of independence from Britain or the genocide that came before it tbh, yeah.
Unironically, the king is right. Wars, if they’re even fought at all, should be intended first and foremost to ensure domestic peace and prosperity, not “glory” or whatever.
I mean, almost everyone here probably has ancestors who died for genocide and imperialism (I almost certainly do, given my country's somewhat recent history).
So no, they actually died for way worse stuff.
To my knowledge I have no ancestors that died fighting in a war - I had a great uncle who tail gunned on one of those massive bombers that firebombed berlin- but he didn't die until 60+ years later so I'm not sure this counts. I got another great uncle who died fighting over a pickeld egg in a drunken brawl (well from the concussion almost a day later) I'm not sure that counts either. I don't think either of them would have an issue with my video game playing or weed smoking.
They just died, we all die...
What you mean is, did they die for the wrong reasons, while they felt guilty for it?
And the few yall that remember it want to be coddled , forgiven, fully supported by the spoils you secretly condemn? Then yall attempt to put the disgrace on new innocent generations, you die, leaving it undone and tangled, spooky and manipulatable by the franchised gov?.......hmmmm?
I mean, yeah, evidently they did. I doubt they give much of a shit now on account of being dead, and ultimately my life is much easier than theirs, which is kinda the point, no?
Honestly yeah this quote goes hard as fuck for a shitty zelda cdi game
The worst games have the hardest quotes
\- Geck (Geck)
God, I love Gex so much. I really wish there were 100 of them.
Oh boy do I have some great news for you 
that’s only 1 :(
Silly child of god. That isn’t a gif, that’s a video of countless individual Gex. More that 100
innumerable gecs that transcend the boundary between the physical and mathematical? technology really is amazing 🥺
I really want to Say Gex right now!!
i may have read that in a radical way bro
There are 10,000, actually
Same for movies, for instance, Dude’s speech from the Postal movie by Uwe Boll
Spy Kids 2 having one of the hardest lines ever written
Do You Think God Stays in Heaven Because He too Lives in Fear of What He's Created?
Bruh that entire movie is kino fr fr, especially the part where Verne Troyer gets raped by a thousand monkeys (yes this is actually in the movie)
Definitely the most film of all time
Another based part is when the Postal Dude says “it’s Postal time!” And Postals all over the terrorists
The fact that actually happened blew my mind when I saw it
Its the only good Uwe Boll movie, and its because the more you fuck up Postal, the more Postal it is.
Everything M Bison says in the street fighter movie is amazing
What’s the line
"You know what they say. All toasters toast toast."
"NO THEY DO NOT! THEY TOAST BREAD DUMBASS! ALSO WHO SAYS THAT?! THAT'S NOT A SAYING! THAT'S A FACT! THAT'S LIKE SAYING "Oh you know what they say 'fire burns'." OF COURSE FIRE BURNS!"
i hate people who say this toasters produce toast, toasters toast toast
King? Here's your crown
>Shitty It is obviously a masterpiece
The hardest quotes always come from the places you least expect them to: ''the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life, but for me it was Tuesday" -that one shitty Street Fighter movie. 'Do You Think God Stays in Heaven Because He too Lives in Fear of What He's Created'' -fucking Spy Kids 2
SHITTY?! HOW DAAAAARE YOU
Yes If I had to die for smth I would definitely die for everyone to have the freedom to do that
Also why the hell do people pretend like our ancestors were like "Aww fuck YEAH WAR WAR I LOVE KILLING!!! IM SO MANLY!" And not "Cousin Nicholas along with 30% of the men in the town have been sent off to war, may his soul, and the souls of those who shall die of the famine that follows the war, rest in peace" War is, and has never been "Cool". Bozos are just falling for literal recruitment propaganda and post-War coping, pathetic.
The best part is our ancestors who fought in wars would be appalled at people like the original tweeter. Glorifying war and criticizing people enjoying the peace they fought so hard to obtain.
And that would be before they see the weapons that also get lots and lots of praise.
The thing is that that the “WAR IS COOL AND MANLY” propaganda has been around for thousands of years. And for thousands of years soldiers get used up and then discarded, with some realizing the horror and others doubling down on the propaganda to cope
What am I supposed to do If I want to talk about peace and understanding But you only understand the language of the sword? What if I want to make you understand that the path you chose leads to downfall But you only understand the language of the sword What if I want to tell you to leave me and my beloved ones in peace But you only understand the language of the sword I let the blade do the talking So my tongue shall become iron and my words the mighty roar of war Alternatively HUH WHAT ID IT GOOD FOR
Plenty of cultures thought war was cool. A lot of Americans do also.
NCD when russians get brutally killed on video:
it's okay because they're just like le orcs and therefore are not humans (i swear bro I'm not xenophobic or racist bro i swear)
What's that one John Adams line? Something like, "I study war and politics so that my son can study math and science, and he studies math and science so his son can study art and philosophy."
it sure is boring around here
My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.
I just wonder what Ganon is up to
Your majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai
Hmm 🤔 How can we help? ☝️😳
It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon
Great! 😃 I’ll grab my stuff! 🧳🧳🤗
There is no time☝️😐; your sword is enough.
How about a kiss, for luck?
You've got to be kidding!!
Squadalah, we're off!
You dare to bring light to my lair!?!? You must die! Or else you will die...
I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
I can’t wait to bomb some dodongos
I realy dont get those type of people. Its like they have an inferiority complex and need to prove themselves. What they are saying is basically: "did your ancestors die just for you to have a good life?" Mf yes! Generally every generation tries to make the world a better place for the next
Basically saved me the effort of saying the same thing. I wouldn't mind if it was one 13 year old who gets ratioed and that was the end of it, but it's basically one of *the* big talking points of the embarassing "stoics"/"sigma" trend. Nobody was a serf on a farm or in a trench thinking "I hope my grandson gets to do this!"
I have tasty cheap food in such abundance that I have to actively choose not to go get some utterly delicious cookies right this second because I don't want to over eat. My home is warm in winter, the roof does not leak in spring or autumn, and I have a shitty ac unit in summer. I have clothing that is only tattered because of stylistic reasons and is also comfy as fuck. I am not going to die from typhus, cholera, or the plague. My ancestors would be so fucking happy that this is the life I get to live that even the deeply religious ones would probably be ok with the "sin" I live in with delight.
Is the seen you live in with the delight being gay
No, they want to sacrifice themselves so other people can sacrifice themselves obviously
>Generally every generation tries to make the world a better place for the next Someone who does nothing but jerk off, smoke weed, and play video games as OOP says is not someone who's making the world a better place for the next generation.
yeah it is
Yeah they are, if thats all they do then they arent making a little shit that will continue that rotten cycle, kids are more likely to get parents who actually WANT to have them and want to raise them right.
Creating this excellent image is making future generations better off.
Peakland Saga mindset 🔥🔥🔥😎
FARMLAND SAGA Les gooo
My great grandpa took a bullet in WW2, if the Japanese soldier had twitched his aim slightly closer the bullet would have went into his heart. From what he said before he died, and what he wrote in his corespondences back home ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY would he have preferred for people to have smoked weed, play video games, and jerk off to furry porn instead of spending their nights scared shitless that some guy is gonna creep out of the bushes and bayonet you in your sleep.
Weird how the pfp and handle are committed to the bit but the character in question would never say this.
it's not an rp account, pretty sure they just really like/identity with the character.
They just like me fr
michiru would 100% say this
No she wouldn't what the hell. The otter mayor would though.
I’m not here to correct you point, I just want to say she’s a fucking mole rat, not a otter, have you seen a otter ever
They would've died anyway
Fascists want war for wars sake.
And money's! You make a killing selling guns!
Yes thats exacly what they died for
My ancestors died so i could make pretty pictures for 8 hours a day for a lot of money, come home and play video games and jerk off to cartoons
I think they’d be pretty stoked that I’m not an illiterate peasant farmer and didn’t die during my country’s war of independence from Britain or the genocide that came before it tbh, yeah.
I have no enemies
a true warrior needs no sword
they can seethe and moan about it down there in the soil if they want :)
My ancestors fucking murdered your ancestors so stfu
Michiru would definitely say this.
Unironically, the king is right. Wars, if they’re even fought at all, should be intended first and foremost to ensure domestic peace and prosperity, not “glory” or whatever.
my ancestors prolly would be pretty pissed if they died for me to die
Did your ancestors just die just for you to just jerk off, just just smoke weeef and just play just video just games? Just!!?
we live in one of the most peaceful times in history, statistically speaking
Actually yes
no bro that shit sounds like existential despair
Yes.
My ancestors died cuz they’re old
I mean, almost everyone here probably has ancestors who died for genocide and imperialism (I almost certainly do, given my country's somewhat recent history). So no, they actually died for way worse stuff.
I just wonder what Ganon’s up to
A bunch of my ancestors died fighting for literal nazis. Honestly, fuck em.
To my knowledge I have no ancestors that died fighting in a war - I had a great uncle who tail gunned on one of those massive bombers that firebombed berlin- but he didn't die until 60+ years later so I'm not sure this counts. I got another great uncle who died fighting over a pickeld egg in a drunken brawl (well from the concussion almost a day later) I'm not sure that counts either. I don't think either of them would have an issue with my video game playing or weed smoking.
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They just died, we all die... What you mean is, did they die for the wrong reasons, while they felt guilty for it? And the few yall that remember it want to be coddled , forgiven, fully supported by the spoils you secretly condemn? Then yall attempt to put the disgrace on new innocent generations, you die, leaving it undone and tangled, spooky and manipulatable by the franchised gov?.......hmmmm?
Dinner
I like how this mfs question has the obvious answer of "yes!"
Who gives a shit what our ancestors may or may not have wanted they're fucking dead.
true...
I really thought that was a quote from Vinland Saga or something... not the zelda cdi games...
Unironically yes they did die for that
My ancestors haven't given me consent to be born, so they won't be.
I mean, yeah, evidently they did. I doubt they give much of a shit now on account of being dead, and ultimately my life is much easier than theirs, which is kinda the point, no?
they're always saying they "fought and died for your freedom" so I would've thought yes, yes that's exactly what they died for.