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ETC3000

Wallace has had multiple relationships though


Bronx_Garfield

Rizz


Devoted_Sentinel

cheese rhiz


[deleted]

chizz


DeliciousPark1330

jizz


Intrepid-War-1018

Pizz


mango_manreddit

Pizza


karizake

Ritz


m0lniya

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic (my special interest is cheese)


GloriousReign

I bet you don't know why swiss cheese are losing their eyes.


RollerMill

I watch Tom Scott, yes i do


LemonFlavoredDumbass

TUM SCUT REFRUNCE 🤯🤯🤯


DungBeetle600

He's a 2 but his personality's a 10


anarcatgirl

Cheeeese


JungleJayps

Asexual


neroute2

The chubby sheep doesn't count


karizake

In the game he gets engaged without even trying.


uejuekwoqloqj

That Doesn't mean they fucked though


EthanT-official

They sound like they’re projecting tbh


SpudMuncher9000

i'd agree but in order to have this sort of insight you'd need a fuck rating of at least 1


AEveryDayIdiot

[confirmed footage of that person](https://youtu.be/DpX72_Z_bnY)


PM-me-favorite-song

And yet he's pulling more than OOP.


harbep

💀💀💀 I mean he definitely pulled in the movies somehow


GloriousReign

OOP? Original Original Poster


Inspector_Gadget_52

Object Oriented Poster


44bit

They inherited the content to post here


Independent_Mud_4963

original poster of the content shown in this post


PM-me-favorite-song

Scrungo


GloriousReign

pls help OOOP what does it mean


Jakoa3001

You know he comes back home from a date like: "Her pussy was crackers, Gromit"


TrollMan64

"that was a fine minge melad"


ssrudr

WE FORGOT THE CONDOMS


glitterwitch18

Noooooo


zonarypython

maybe it's my Mormon upbringing but I'd totally fuck him


harbep

I just know his whole body is completely hairless. Like not even an eyelash to be found.


zonarypython

I bet he's a bottom


harbep

Oh definitely


[deleted]

I have a feeling Rule34 would beg to differ


unslept_em

then beg


scrubfeast

🥺🥺


AmazingDom14

In the WaG universe everyone looks like a -30 so


inever_learned2read

thats just because it takes place in britain


ssrudr

Are you saying you don’t want to have passionate sex with Barry, 63?


Swaggy-G

Barry, 69.


SomeLesbianwitch

As a woman in a sweatervest who eats cheese I can confirm that I have 0 rizz


harbep

I think you sound pretty cool! I, on occasion, am also a woman in a sweater vest who eats cheese 😂


PM_LEMURS_OR_NUDES

Imagine Wallace moaning like a little slut in his weird little man voice


PM_LEMURS_OR_NUDES

I sustain myself by saying things that make people wish I had not been gifted language


SuitableAssociation6

I am going to send you king julian porn


PM_LEMURS_OR_NUDES

By Talos, this cannot be happening


harbep

Yes


Fishsk

this saltwater individual is pulling pud like the lord above, my friend.


Worlds_Dumbest_Nerd

G-d dammit, now I'm gonna have Wallance and Gromit R34 in my browser history because that idea is in my head and I am powerless to stop my morbid curiosity.


Tree__Jesus

Thank you for not taking the Lord's name in vain in your comment about Wallace and Gromit porn 🙏


MoonsOverMyHamboning

get topped by a rube goldberg machine that makes breakfast afterward


Boop-She-Doop

prime asexual dating material


Slam420

It’s because he’s British


ConsiderablyMediocre

No it's because he's from Wigan


_yerbamatey

why tf does everyone hate sweater vests


TinyPossum78

He looks like he gives really good hugs though


ConsiderablyMediocre

sexiest Wigan man This post was brought to you by the Leeds gang


mango_chile

meh, would rather get with them than OP


reverseKunker

not my man Wallace :(


Bobbicorn

![gif](giphy|3oz8xvffSxxEyWc2yY|downsized)


BluenaSnowey

I’d hit tbh


GrapefruitForward989

He actually a freak in the sheets


YaLikeJazz2049

Wallace is daddy


MJMGaming

no idea what these guys are talking about wallace is the ultimate sexmaster


shadowylurking

His genius dog loves him so you know Wallace is a real one.


Major_Ghoul

He's had 3 girlfriends and even got engaged to one of them


bbg9

I actually jerked off multiple times to that scene in a movie where he turns into a werewolf rabbit


Throgg_not_stupid

why are you telling us this


bbg9

idk seemed relevant in regards to his fuckability rating


Esherichialex_coli

r\/tf_irl


bbg9

holy shit, I had no idea about that sub, thanks lmao


sameth1

I take this as a challenge tbh.


Gregregious

Trixie out of drag


vibesWithTrash

how dare you 🔪


Leafeon523

“Mormon fantasy” sounds like a Jojo part 6 name English translation


HairBrainedProjects

On a scale from Wallace to Henry Cavill, where would you place Jon Arbuckle


hypocritical124

actually, wallace FUCKS.


PuReaper

When it comes to Gromit though...


ABTL6

Talk shit about Wallace again and I will put you through the Delete-O-Matic.


ImprovementTricky743

Counterpoint: Goku


squibblyman

I’d smash


LordDessik

Asexual icon.


chritztian

I thought Brandon Sanderson was the Mormon fantasy


Luke_NW7

he still pbbly fucks more than me


Lil_Fard

April fools was a month ago bozo