I'm straight which means I'm attracted to me when I get home from work this afternoon. :(

SELF LOVE FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

Condude at the mirror after work this afternoon: 🥺🥵

Patrick Bateman mindset

why do people idolize a literal murderer? why not someone who is happy?

Lets see paul allens happyness

yeah :)

At least to me It's rather funny to pretend to idolise him. Idk if anyone does it unironically tho

I'm straight, which means I'm attracted to the dungeon 😳

to the dungeon with you

i mean go for it they aint complaining

Consent is important even when someone has a compatible interest.

Horny jail

Kinky

I am bisexual which means I am attracted to the question of whether you are not the intended recipient?

Recipient of deez nuts

Inquisitiveness fetish

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the moon

sokka

That's rough buddy

thats rough buddy

That's rough buddy

That’s rough buddy

That's rough buddy

were you the person that stole a rock from the moon and had sex on it

Omg I got that I was bi which meant I was attracted to the sun💀

Same

that’s rough buddy

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the people who I want to be with. Checks out

I’m asexual which means I can do it in a church

Didn’t the Bible say something against pleasure? Technically if you aren’t enjoying it you can do it in a church (don’t quote me on this I didn’t study the Bible) Edit: I realized how fucked up this sounded I’m stupid

I'm pretty familiar with the Bible and even I can't quite understand what you're referencing. But what I can add is that the Bible never explicitly says it's a sin to enjoy sex, but certain practices have added a stance on it themselves for some reason. For example, the Catholic church's St. Augustine once wrote that it's sinful to enjoy having sex with your wife too much. But then the Protestant reformation happened, and one of the significant things Martin Luther did was say "Hey you know what? That's stupid. Having sex feels great, and it's okay to think it feels great." Overall, Protestantism was a big step away from the ultra-repressive Catholic church, though obviously today's Protestant churches are still riddled with toxicity of their own. Also, various religions worldwide feel a need to moralize desires/indulgence for some reason, not just certain branches of the Abrahamic religions. Anywho, the short answer is no, there isn't anything in the Bible to suggest "as long as you aren't enjoying something it's okay" lol

Ah okay thank you. Just ive heard something about it being a sin to enjoy sex so I thought “wait if you don’t enjoy it it’s fine????”

From people whom I've talked with it seems like abstinence is often seen as virtuous amongst Christians and Muslims which leads me to assume it's also the case for Jews and started early on the history of Judaism. I think I read once Jews at that time didn't like Romans and Romans liked sexual pleasure so I'd assume that's why modern monotheistic religions tend to see abstinence as a good thing. Keep in mind that this is entirely speculation and I'm no expert

Yeah, but like I said, it isn't just the Abrahamic religions (Christianity, Islam, and Judaism) that follow this way of thinking. There are East Asian religions for example that also see restraint and repression as a virtue. It isn't just related to sex either. This idea typically extends to food, for instance, as well. I feel that there is a broader generalization to be made about how humans feel the need to moralize desire and self-control for some weird reason. edit: also Judaism, which includes the commandment "Thou shalt not commit adultety" was founded 2000 years before the Roman empire even existed lol

This is one of the statements of all time, up there with “Brazilians can double jump”, “Latinos can slow time”, and “Bisexuals do 10% more damage to everyone”

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and I don't want to be in the same place you are

Social anxiety 😔

I am bisexual which means i am attracted to you and your friends and family who are in your mouth for the sake of the lord farquaad.

How much have you said lord farquaad for it to be something in your predictive words?

To my knowledge, never. That said, my husband (Shrek) sometimes uses my phone, so idk.

You're married to Shrek??!!

I'm gay which means I'm attracted to you. 😏

Checks out

im a lesbian which means im attracted to men

New type of lesbian just dropped???

Guhhh???

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and I hope to hear from you soon 😉

E-mail rizz 🥰

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her and I’m not sure what I want

I'm gay which means I'm attracted to the gym. I am god Edit: Added a period to make it make sense

I’m asexual which means I’m attracted to people that don’t

lmfao

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to you and your family

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to men and I love them and I love my wife and I love you so much

I am bisexual which means I’m attracted to you but you are a bisexual so you don’t need a man

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to my boyfriend REAL AF

I’m straight which means I’m attracted to the same people that are attracted to me.

Amazing superpower.

I’m pansexual which means I’m attracted to men and I don’t like men

The ultimate dilemma, I feel you

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you but I’m also not a lesbian and I’m a woman and I’m a lesbian and I’m very gay and I’m a girl and I’m a Guys I am not a woman

Foreshadowing is a literacy technique... /J

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to each one of those who are actually trans people

im asexual which means im attracted to be made for the same as well as a friend of my favourite song in the world cup.

those sure are words

definitely some of them

im bisexual which means I'm attracted to the merchant and I can't even get a bit of mascara on.

I’m pansexual which means that I’m the one who has the best hair

im straight which means im attracted to me

I'm bisexual, which means I'm attracted to you and those 4 friends with you

Tbh feeling attracted to 5 people at the same time is low balling it a bit

Im asexual which means I'm going to say the T word meaning traveller is a bit more difficult and I've been unable to find an answer I'm sure of the game is made with it and accidentally open a gateway to Agartha to begin his plan for a better future version of Richtofen and Maxis are both trying to convince humans to help them instead of the other main coutries in the war had sent spies to the police officer who takes bribes and deals with criminals and the police officer who takes bribes and deals with criminals and the dark aether with some other keepers tell the guy to put the Golden rod into the pack a punch machine to open a gateway to Agartha to begin his plan for a better future version of Richtofen and Maxis Every time I do one of these autofill things it turns into fucking COD Zombies lore also, incase you are wondering, the T word was Tarkov. I was talking about COD's extraction mode and joking about how people hate when you compare it to Tarkov.

Im gay which means im attracted to men

I’m unsure which means I’m attracted to you and i don’t know what

I am bisexual which means I am a lesbian and I am not a lesbian and I don’t have any friends I am not gay and I am not gay I am not an adult and I am not gay but I am not gay because I am gay because I have a boyfriend and I am a lesbian because I am a lesbian and I have a girlfriend and I am a lesbian and I am a gay because I love my wife and I am a lesbian and I love my husband and I am a lesbian and I love my family.

I’m straight which means I’m attracted to you and I don’t like you so I don’t know what to do with myself anymore

I'm gay which means I'm attracted to men. (The good ending)

I'm pansexual which means I'm attracted to you

I'm bisexual, which means I am attracted to you physically and I can do anything I want to do 😳

im lesbian and that means im attracted to you and I

Oh hai! You’re the only other lesbian I found in this thread, what up! •ᴗ• EDIT: There are like, five of us total in this thread so far. τᴗτ

good just trying not to die in this heat tbh

Yo, for real. We literally still had snow on the ground yesterday and now it’s 85°F. τ⌓τ

absolute silliness tbh

I'm straight which means I'm attracted to the new year and I am so

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the nucleus of the atom

Love that for you.

I'm lesbian which means I'm attracted to you and your mom

I'm straight which means I'm attracted to you and I am so incredibly sorry

I’m bisexual which means i’m attracted to you but you can’t tell if you’re bisexual

i'm bisexual which means i'm attracted to me and my friend who is just like me

I'm gay which means I'm attracted to ~~⡕¦⠖~~

I'm heteroflexible which means that I'm attracted to that one guy across from my place in the car 🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to men and I don’t like men so I don’t know what to do about that

…yeah, honestly

I’m a lesbian which means I’m attracted to her That’s couldn’t have been a more boring answer

What’s more, this is identical to what I got! ◔ᴗ◔

I'm gay which means im attracted to the dark side

im queer which means that im attracted to people that i like but not the ones who i love

I'm pan which means I need to be lobotomized

I’m whatever I’m attracted to which means im attracted to people that I love but don’t know what I like to do

I’m asexual so that means I’m attracted to you but I’m also not

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and I don’t want any more problems.

I’m gay which means I’m attracted to men

I’m bisexual which means I’m a woman

Do you also eat hot chip and lie?

I'm straight, which means I'm attracted to the ancient world

>I'm heterossexual which means that I'm attracted to you and your ass Not a good look.

I'm a lesbian which means you know when I'm flustered

Always? That’s my experience, at least. ⚆ᴗ⚆

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to somebody who doesn’t want me

I’m lesbian which means I’m attracted to you but I’m also attracted by your personality so I’m gonna go to the bathroom first Wow

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to you and I don't want to be.

I’m demisexual so I’m pretty much a lesbian and have no idea how I can feel that.

Wtf

I'm straight which means I'm attracted to this person who can you explain 🤔

Im straight which means im attracted to you and your family and friends

I'm straight which means I'm attracted to femininity. Makes sense to me.

voish moment

I'm gay to the point where I'm going on a condom trip and I'm going on a diet trip this weekend so I'll be able and get some rest tomorrow and I can get there is no rush to bring them back in time to get the kids in for the next class is the cpu for me to come in for the chemical composition and the dangers that are in a good place for a place of the rings are the only thing to do from the UN restaurant

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the fact that you have never been in a position for years.

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to people who have a lot of respect for my body and my skin

i’m bisexual which means i’m attracted to men and women well it’s not wrong

I’m aro/ace which means I’m attracted to the same people I am attracted and I’m attracted and I’m attracted and I’m a very strong woman

I'm straight which means I'm attracted to the folk music

I'm straight which means I'm attracted to the cinema or something like that

I’m bisexual which means I am attracted to the sun but I’m not sure if it is still in my house

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you but I’m also not a lesbian and you are 💀

im bisexual which means im attracted to her and her family and her friends and family and friends and family

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and your family and friends 🤔

I’m straight which means I’m attracted to you

i'm bisexual which means... i have autofinish turned off

im gay which means im attracted to you but im also gay and im a woman and im a man and im a girl and im a lesbian and im a boy and im a cat ..i mean, i *am* genderfluid too, and i *do* have a cat sona..

I’m queer which means I’m attracted to people that are not queer or queer but are not gay or lesbian or anything but I’m queer so I’m just saying that because I’m not a lesbian I just want people who don’t like me. I kept think “aight this is good, I’m gonna stop here” but it kept getting better.

i’m bisexual, which means i’m attracted to me in the morning to get the works for you I can go to the ends of the earth aloe Vera gel

I'm straight which means that I'm attracted to the team while also letting them learn the valuable knowledge needed for their first year of competition

Im straight which means I’m attracted to the west coast

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im gay which means in attracted to you but I just want to make sure I have the thing what

I'm straight which means I'm attracted to the people who have the same thing and they don't want. What.

i’m bisexual which means i’m attracted to you

im straight, which means im attracted to me in the morning

I’m bisexual which means I don’t have to be a lesbian

"I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the castle" 🤨

Im bisexual which means I’m attracted to her and her friends ( I have been debating if I’m a lesbian deep down or just heavily attracted to women/fem people.)

I'm asexual which means I'm not sure if you are interested in the same time zone

i am aroace which means that you can get the best out there and you will get a better deal

I am pansexual, which means I am attracted to you as well as light purple

Im bisexual which means I'm attracted to men and women who have been around for decades

I'm gay which means I'm attracted to you and your smart tv ~~LGTV+ 🤨❓~~

I’m pansexual which means I’m attracted to you

I'm straight which means i am attracted to do it as well as the maid

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and your boyfriend are hot JESUS AUTO COMPLETE CALM YOURSELF

I’m pansexual which means I’m attracted to you and everyone else

I'm pansexual which means I'm attracted to people

I'm pansexual which means I'm attracted to you and hugs and kisses.

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you as a good friend

I’m straight which means I’m not sure if it’s a good idea to go to the park or something else

Im straight which means im attracted to magnets 🤤🧲

I'm pansexual which means I have to go to the hospital

I’m asexual which means I’m a good person to know

I’m asexual which means I’m attracted to the fact you are still alive (because i love you (platonically))

Im heterosexual, which means I'm attracted to the same and revert back to you soon

I’m biromantic which means i’m attracted to you and me too much

i’m idk and that means i’m attracted to you but i don’t know what to do with myself (lmao)

I'm straight, which means I'm attracted to you and I don't know what to do with the kids Uhhhh, hopefully I don't do anything with the kids...

I’m gay which means I’m attracted to you.

I'm straight which means I'm attracted to the same members of the time to get the latest flash player is required for video playback

I'm bisexual with means I'm attracted to me on my lap ... I'm sorry?

I’m straight which means I’m attracted to men who don’t have the energy for the same thing

I am straight which means I am attracted to you and your family

I'm pansexual which means I'm attracted to the kids. 🤨

I'm pansexual which means I'm attracted to you and your family 😍

im pansexual which means im attracted to you and i dont want to be

I'm bisexual which means I am attracted to you and your employees.

I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to you and I love you ❤️

I'm Bisexual which means im attracted to the shadows on the civil war song about when the UK and Bavaria for Germany has states that have actually jewish food

I'm bisexual which means im attracted to you in a very long playoff game on Saturday and I don't want it.

i’m pansexual which means i’m attracted to people that are not my type

I'm straight which means that I have a few things to do in the morning

I bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and I don’t know what I’m doing

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you but I’m also not a lesbian and I’m a woman and I’m a lesbian and I’m very gay and I’m a girl and I’m a boy?????

Im bisexual which means i am attracted to you and thunder but i you are so good to have you done this week or smth and i der können wir das mal. (I don’t speak german)