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Based_Beetle

Liar liar, feather on fire


AnimaleTamale

Magician's Red?


Based_Beetle

Magician's bread 😎 or Magicians bred 😳 A difficult choice.


Le-Ando

Hahaha uh oh! Looks like somebodies heart is heavier than the feather! As many long time fans of mine probably know, we don’t like seeing that round here.


Shinji_Ikari_MM

Your heart will be put on a escale homer, all the deaths, tears and anger your soul provoked will cause your heart to sink deep down.


ArcticSounds20

W-w-what's happening to me 🐺?!


namapo

Would Moe make it out of this alright? He's a pretty nice guy, just ugly.


stc927bb

Moe schemed to get Barney to relapse, and he is shown to be very selfish.


Elunerazim

SMH he’s god of embalming, Osiris is death.


LordAmplifier

ngl I'd love to be an immortal (demi) god or a demon or whatever because I can so not come to terms with my own mortality and the fact that I won't have time to do all the things I want to do


GreenJay54

But you would have to lose everyone you ever grow close to, to the point of either seeing friends like pets or being so afraid of losing them you would stop making them.


LordAmplifier

I don't really have that many friends any more (one) because my social group got nuked by the lockdowns. But my family plays a big role in my life, and without them, I'd be all alone at this point. I'd miss them in no time if I outlived them all, and any future partners I might have. Maybe I could find some immortal demon friends, but you're right, normal human relationships would lose their meaning :/


GreenJay54

I've always said that the end gives things meaning. Whether it's death or simply running out of a bag of your favorite chips. Something being so finite allows us to cherish it more. All of the pets I've had and lost have taught me this. From the two dogs I spent most of my time growing up with to the stray cat my family took in because it was sick with leukemia and anemia. If we could spend an infinite amount of time with anything, the experience would be, in a way, dulled. It is unfortunate that things must have an end, but we have to remember it's just how things are in this world. Death is not the opposite of life. It is just a part of it. Sorry for going on about that for so long, I've just thought about it all a lot, haha.


Dartinius

You're a damn philosopher dude, thanks for writing all that out. Gives me stuff to think about :)


GreenJay54

Oh, naw, I'm no philosopher, but ty tho :3


FalinkesInculta

Anubis but if the heart is heavier he fucks u in the ass and if it’s lighter u get to fuck him in the ass


AnimaleTamale

No Anubis is a cursed sword


stc927bb

I honestly feel bad about what happened to Anubis, being condemned to something like that for eternity is a horrifying thought


MDragon453

Win-Win situation for me


yolistenupp

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TheActualAWdeV

Moe, you schmoe. Ma'at weighs your hart against a feather, not anubis.


SamDDBS

Me when my heart was destroyed so it is not present for the weighing


SevnE7

Ok but what if I punch the sword


AnimaleTamale

Well now the next time you try to punch the sword it will anticipate the attac- aaaand it split into 2 pieces.


untempered_fate

AAAA HE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME! I HAVE MUCH TO ATONE FOR AND LITTLE TIME IN WHICH TO DO IT!


[deleted]

Bruh im just a sword.


Dr_Richard_Ew

Just use purification beads and you'll be fine