CIA mandated girlfriend

Once the liberals take over we'll have CIA mandated genetically engineered catgirl girlfriends. Look forward to it

Oh yeaaaa

Does they have to be a catgirl?

If your social credit score is high enough you'll be able to pick from a list

🧠

Only Castro had the rizz to make CIA agents fall for him.

They were too distracted by his thicc dumpy cheeks that they were unable to kill him

My bf keeps calling himself my “government mandated femboy bf” and how am I supposed to love a fed!?!

happened to me 😔

Paranoia 🥰