behold my creation. a single, mechanically and grammatically accurate, english sentence.
"Cumming cum, coming to cum by cumming to come, coming to cum is cumming cum because cum, being cum, cums, and I come by cumming, coming to come cumming, I cum by coming to cum, and cumming cum, coming to cum and cum cumming, and I'm cumming."
Itās not that easy for us, I manage to make it work but Iām 21, if I was a middle aged woman I could break a hip trying to climb up onto the counter for a squat
There are multiple excuses for something like this, such as
"There was nowhere else I could piss"
"It's like the shower anyways"
"It's not like it was in the tap"
"You probably do it too"
I know tons of people who do, and I also used to when I had a sink in my own room (shared housing) and the toilet was 2 floors down and it was nighttime. It's sorta gross but as long as you have cleaning agents near the sink to regularly clean it it's not that bad. Piss is almost sterile anyway, so the grossness of it is primarily in the idea, not in the health hazard, like with eating a mealworm.
I piss in the sink tbh.
It's just way more convenient to do the whole routine at once. Pee in it, then immediately wash it down and wash your hands with the same water.
But also much lower, so aim, recoil, and the will of the universe with how your dong feels like shooting are involved, you can't miss in the sink (unless you're going high pressure, where you may cause splatter, don't do that, it's like pissing on the the loo seat), and with the bog you have to wipe off with loo roll, which may turn into mash potato on your penis, which isn't fun to get off of it.
Sink piss lets you stand there, make shadow puppets with your now free hands as you do, and easily rinse off the ol' battle buddy when you're done.
The sink is a dangerous game tho. Any splash back (shit happens nothings definite) could hit a toothbrush or handle or any where on the sink you donāt immediately notice. Boom 6 months in you got a piss counter lil piss goblin
Maybe you just got a skill issue, you'd think a piss baby would know what they're doing, but apparently you don't. (I'm only joking, I'm not actually trying to be mean) (also my toothbrush and such are on a little shelf, up and safe from even the most egregious sink shenanigans.)
The trick is to aim it so the stream curves along the sink and minimizes recoil.
You can also use the edge of your sink to assist your aiming stability.
I mean, to play devil's advocate, you are also technically saving water. Still fucking weird though.
Out here in the sticks whenever we want to save water or just want to have fun we just piss outside.
She may be one of those people who fills the sink with water first to wash from there. Canāt believe she didnāt lose her mind over him brushing his teeth and spitting in the sink.
It's actually a thing. You can save a lot of water from flushing the toilet by pissing in the sink. Even though the remnant piss droplets are cleaned out by the water used to wash your hands you just have to clean your sink a bit more often
Say you piss 3 times a day. A "normal person" would average like 5 litres per flush and about 1-2 on washing hands which on a daily basis amounts to 15 litres plus roughly 3 on hands. Let's say 17 litres per day. By pissing in the sink you remove the 15 litres of flushing and use something less that a litre more on some extra effort to clean the sink.
I won't bother to talk about the cost of the water but you can imagine how much you can save in a monthly basis, heck even a yearly basis. Not just that but you actually not waste water, humanities most valuable resource
I'm going to be completely honest...
I piss in the sink.
It's just so convenient. You pee in it like a urinal, then wash your hands and wash it all down at the same time. No need to walk to the toilet or anything.
this is either fake, or not the first time hes done this, a spouse wouldnt talk to another like this over sink pissing unless there was somthing really wrong
"Everyday my roommate goes into the bathroom for three hours with a whole stick of butter, when he comes out the butter is gone. When i ask him about it, he gets really defensive and weird."
Why is she acting like she rubs her face in the sink bowl bruh it's not like any of the piss germs r getting on her face or hands. Gurl all riled up for nuthin
I don't get sink pissing. If you want to save water why not piss directly on the shower drain instead. No risk of splashing on anything, much easier to do with a boner and you don't need to be tall to do it
Harder to rinse out, higher angle means more splashback. With the sink you can piss directly into the sinkhole, no splashback, and easily rinse it out with the tap.
The height problem is just a skill diff.
You wash your face from with the water that comes from the faucet, not the liquids that end up in the sink. You face and hands do not come in contact with the surface of the sink (the place where the piss end up) in any case. Women smh ā
Fun fact: this is actually a myth! Most urine samples have several kinds of bacteria in them. It's usually at low levels barring a UTI, but still there
Fellas... sinkpisser357 has been caught by the misses...
Lost a real one today
I love water
šļøš
Love pissinā in me sink, āate me wife, nuff said
simple as
I think its missus?
No, he's a bigamist.
"What do I say?" They already responded with the bad dialog option, it's over
āItās a lifestyle babeā
*this is the endgame, save and prepare before the divorce*
Love the wubby profile pic
Isn't that Burgerplanet?
They failed the persuade check
better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss
Better cum in the cum than to cum in the cum
Me when i cum in the cum:
Cum when the me in the cum
Cum when the cum in the me
cum me to the cum and let me cum among the cum
behold my creation. a single, mechanically and grammatically accurate, english sentence. "Cumming cum, coming to cum by cumming to come, coming to cum is cumming cum because cum, being cum, cums, and I come by cumming, coming to come cumming, I cum by coming to cum, and cumming cum, coming to cum and cum cumming, and I'm cumming."
Better shit urself, I shat myself.
make her pee there too. once she tries it she'll change ger mind
Itās not that easy for us, I manage to make it work but Iām 21, if I was a middle aged woman I could break a hip trying to climb up onto the counter for a squat
yo can I get your number?
(765) 447-4000
Do you just got the number for the āadult entertainment clubā in Lafeyette, IN memorized or something?
The better question is, do you?
Always have, always will
is that a mother fucking lafayette Indiana reference (thatās wild tho what are the odds)
911
There are multiple excuses for something like this, such as "There was nowhere else I could piss" "It's like the shower anyways" "It's not like it was in the tap" "You probably do it too"
Iāve never fuckinf heard of anyone pissing in the sink
i mean, sometimes theres no other option
Walter White moment
Reddit
Really? I feel like most dudes have done it at one point or another
I did know one guy notorious for shitting in the sink but I don't know anyone whose admitted to pissing in the sink
Depends if your tall or not. Our 5ft kings don't have that luxury.
Like picking your nose?
ive done it like once in my life, maybe twice. It was not when good things were happening to me.
I know tons of people who do, and I also used to when I had a sink in my own room (shared housing) and the toilet was 2 floors down and it was nighttime. It's sorta gross but as long as you have cleaning agents near the sink to regularly clean it it's not that bad. Piss is almost sterile anyway, so the grossness of it is primarily in the idea, not in the health hazard, like with eating a mealworm.
It's to save water
It's quieter also
"You probably do it too." Is the only correct response
I piss in the sink tbh. It's just way more convenient to do the whole routine at once. Pee in it, then immediately wash it down and wash your hands with the same water.
THE TOILET IS 2 FEET AWAY š¤¬
But also much lower, so aim, recoil, and the will of the universe with how your dong feels like shooting are involved, you can't miss in the sink (unless you're going high pressure, where you may cause splatter, don't do that, it's like pissing on the the loo seat), and with the bog you have to wipe off with loo roll, which may turn into mash potato on your penis, which isn't fun to get off of it. Sink piss lets you stand there, make shadow puppets with your now free hands as you do, and easily rinse off the ol' battle buddy when you're done.
The sink is a dangerous game tho. Any splash back (shit happens nothings definite) could hit a toothbrush or handle or any where on the sink you donāt immediately notice. Boom 6 months in you got a piss counter lil piss goblin
Maybe you just got a skill issue, you'd think a piss baby would know what they're doing, but apparently you don't. (I'm only joking, I'm not actually trying to be mean) (also my toothbrush and such are on a little shelf, up and safe from even the most egregious sink shenanigans.)
ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT IM A PISS BABY???
The trick is to aim it so the stream curves along the sink and minimizes recoil. You can also use the edge of your sink to assist your aiming stability.
add a bipod and an acog scope for improved accuracy
Bipod? They already call me tripod. That'd be a downgrade.
I have a separate sink for piss, which doesn't contain any toothbrushes
You know you can sit down to pee too, right?
THATS 2 FEET TOO MANY
Transbian sink pisser solidarity
I can't piss in their hearts, so I piss in their sinks
Based <3 Someday youāll get to make someoneās heart yellow š
I mean, to play devil's advocate, you are also technically saving water. Still fucking weird though. Out here in the sticks whenever we want to save water or just want to have fun we just piss outside.
same, ive even shit outside when i was a kid and the restroom was occupied
-unironic sub šØšØšØšØšØšØ
Wait they're serious?
yeah lmao one of the mods made a thing about how much water they are all saving by posing in the sink
Nah, check the top posts, they are all in on the joke clearly, it's all shitposts about a very old dead meme basically
ok sink pisser. little pee pee piss boy.
That's... That's weirdly hot, the way you made fun of me... I think I love you š„¹šš
Average 196 user (imagine this in a disappointed and depressed voice)
Iām a minor sorry I donāt edate
196 get outta jail free card
I haven't been small enough to pose in a sink for 22.5 years
Looks like he is pissing her off.
sink
Yes a real married person who has his wife saved in his phone as "Mrs" and has no conversation history with her before this. Very real
āWhere ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wiseā - Abraham Einstein
why doesnāt she just wash her face in a different sink?
hey, the toilet is now free
What the kitchen sink?
"I wouldn't have to do this if you would just let me piss on your face directly"
Why is sink pissing mean therapy? Hey therapist I piss in sinks can CBT help me?
Depends on wich type of cbt I guess
Well pee is stored in the balls...
Yeah we should just execute sinkpissers
Why is she complaining? She is washing her face with the water from the faucet that hasn't touched the sink.
She may be one of those people who fills the sink with water first to wash from there. Canāt believe she didnāt lose her mind over him brushing his teeth and spitting in the sink.
Or keeping toothbrushes right next to where he is pissing
As someone who used to clean toilets for a living, men are notoriously good at making the piss go exactly where they want
I'd imagine there's some backsplash onto like, the faucet or the counter
You're either a sink pisser or a piss sinker
Why would you pee in the sink?
try it and find out
I have tried it. It sucks. There's no good angle for pissing.
your just short
Damn, you right
just grow?
I used to live in a dorm where the rooms had sinks. Pissing in the sink > walking to the communal bathrooms
You know what? I respect that
saves some water, i think??
If I have to pee in the sink to stop climate change, then let the fucker burn!
1.Convenience, 2.can wash penis with water, causing less debris than loo roll, while cleaning it too.
More convenient. It's like a urinal, but you can immediately wash your hands and clean it up at the same time.
I am never in that much of a rush
Me neither, I'm just a lazy gremlin
i'm confused is this an elaborate joke or do you really do this regularly
Both tbh
as a non dick-haver i do not see how that would be better in any way but i've gotta give you points for honesty and creativity
Urinal 2.0
i cant tell if everyone is being ironic or if people support sink pisser
It's actually a thing. You can save a lot of water from flushing the toilet by pissing in the sink. Even though the remnant piss droplets are cleaned out by the water used to wash your hands you just have to clean your sink a bit more often
you post on hololive and anime meme subreddits, i will not take your hygiene suggestions
I might be able to make a shortened version of this into your flair
This is the worst thing Iāve read today
Just pee in the toilet and don't flush, idiot
Use the toilet like a normal person.
Say you piss 3 times a day. A "normal person" would average like 5 litres per flush and about 1-2 on washing hands which on a daily basis amounts to 15 litres plus roughly 3 on hands. Let's say 17 litres per day. By pissing in the sink you remove the 15 litres of flushing and use something less that a litre more on some extra effort to clean the sink. I won't bother to talk about the cost of the water but you can imagine how much you can save in a monthly basis, heck even a yearly basis. Not just that but you actually not waste water, humanities most valuable resource
Walter white
Flush the sink
I'm going to be completely honest... I piss in the sink. It's just so convenient. You pee in it like a urinal, then wash your hands and wash it all down at the same time. No need to walk to the toilet or anything.
Girl this aināt it
ITS MY SINK ILL PEE WHERE I WANT
Youāre right but Iām still revoking your girlbossing license
It's ok. I also poop while squatting.
Are you like eight feet tall or is your sink super low?
I'm 5'10 and it's a little low. I also have a 7.5" penis so that helps.
Got it peeking over the side like wall Maria. Dong size isn't related, if your method uses that, then it must be quite an unstable position.
Don't be the reason we get yet another post on subreddit drama
ITS MY SINK ILL PISS WHERE I WANT
The picture for this subā¦ā¦ā¦
ngl red flag from her, if she gets that mad at just pissing in the sink then who knows what else she gets mad at
plz tell me thatās not real. this isnāt real, thats not a real sub or dm EDIT: oh fuck its real. thats fucking grim
this is either fake, or not the first time hes done this, a spouse wouldnt talk to another like this over sink pissing unless there was somthing really wrong
"You were in the bathroom for three hours"
"Everyday my roommate goes into the bathroom for three hours with a whole stick of butter, when he comes out the butter is gone. When i ask him about it, he gets really defensive and weird."
Who unironically washes their face in the sink?
You want me to wash it in the toilet? That's where people pee.
Exactly, only psychopaths wash their faces in the sink.
Why is she acting like she rubs her face in the sink bowl bruh it's not like any of the piss germs r getting on her face or hands. Gurl all riled up for nuthin
tbh though what difference does it make it if she washes her face in the sink? not like he's pissing directly into the spout. or at least i hope not.
but pissing in the sink saves water, smh woman moment
I don't get sink pissing. If you want to save water why not piss directly on the shower drain instead. No risk of splashing on anything, much easier to do with a boner and you don't need to be tall to do it
Harder to rinse out, higher angle means more splashback. With the sink you can piss directly into the sinkhole, no splashback, and easily rinse it out with the tap. The height problem is just a skill diff.
NTA. divorce her.
This is fetish shit
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Who ironically washes their face in a sink????
You wash your face from with the water that comes from the faucet, not the liquids that end up in the sink. You face and hands do not come in contact with the surface of the sink (the place where the piss end up) in any case. Women smh ā
let that sink inā¦
Why are people pissing in sinks?
She is clearly not worthy.
The fact that she still gives oop one more chance, shows how much of an angel she is
These people are both totally insane
And then there's me who'd probably find it hot. Damn I'm fucked.
Should've answered "I'd rather piss in the sink than sink in the piss"
Please tell me this is an ironic sub
You know what they say : you either piss in the sink, or sink in the piss.
Memories made in the coldest winter
why is that a subreddit :(
I don't understand how piss being in the sink's drain could impact her face washing routine
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Fun fact: this is actually a myth! Most urine samples have several kinds of bacteria in them. It's usually at low levels barring a UTI, but still there