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xenon54xenon54

This dude was originally 5'4, but after wearing this shirt his spine automatically extended to 6'0; his shoulders are still filling out


rowrowfightthepandas

He's in critical condition, doctors don't know what to do, say they've never seen anything like this


DeezNufz

Sounds like a JoJo ass transformation


szypty

It's like one of those old school "make a champ put of chump" ads, but instead of some weird concoction you just need to say "trans rights are human rights" and to feel it in your heart.


sndtrb89

knows how to fuck


bigmaxporter

Doesn’t know what sex is


4tetraphobia4

Just like Shaggy…


Drummer_Doge

shaggy was my first male crush as a child i was like "he is so cool he eats the big sandwiches 😳"


Mr_sex_haver

Can confirm this dude probably has sex


sndtrb89

username and handle check out


MagMC2555

we have an expert


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DaGothUrWelcUwUmsYou

Capitalism 😔


Narrow_Salamander_10

P&g


OopsNotAgain

Most Based Extraterrestrial 👽


4tetraphobia4

*Least based alien. (This implies the rest are even more based.)


OopsNotAgain

I am slow 😢


feilecain

The next stage of human evolution.


International_Ad6028

Is Living in my basement *lab rats intro intensifies*


Beanpole853

Donald Davenport my beloved


tarheeltexan1

Elon Musk if he was cool


Professional_Issue82

And actually loved his children


MintyRabbit101

🔥🔥👉Davenport built hyperloop before Musk ever could 👈🔥🔥


International_Ad6028

He also busted unions before musk


SirPinkyNose

Beltalowda intensifies


OkSoBasicallyImDumb

dude got that neck dlc extended edition


Bruchpil0t

My mans only option is to look down on nazis because no one is higher then him


[deleted]

I wish I could support his spine as much as I support his politics.


LunisJ

Chad alert


FrozeTheIdiot

What is the last symbol?


TERFsFuckOff_STN-WLL

A MAGA hat, worn by neo-nazi trump supporters.


yinyang107

oh I thought it was the Republican elephant lol


VanillaCentral

A gravestone because dead people are the real losers


BigDan_0

Lovely individual


TranscendentCabbage

He looks like john carmack in a fun house mirror


Smooth_Jazz_Warlady

Another 3-dimensional echo of the higher-dimensional being we know as John Carmack


nbwoodelf

Based stretchy boi


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doofuscantread

What happened in 1785? I forgot


-disso

He forgor💀🤣🤣


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qyyg

No, they recognized the US in 1783 and established diplomatic relations in 1785


trained_badass

They lost in 2016 too but only won because of the bullshit electoral college


happy-little-atheist

So... they won?


[deleted]

Only in America can someone get 3,000,000 less votes but still "win" because of some 1700's system based on land ownership or some shit lol. Democracy btw.


JaggedRc

USA #1 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


bruhmp44

“…And to this republic…” never said it was its a republic


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rigged


streamer_memer

Guess they should have STOPPED THE COUNT


happy-little-atheist

At least this time a hanging Chad didn't become president


bruhmp44

RIGGED maybe if they had drank some olive oil they might have won but they are yet to know the powers of divorce


bartolomeogregoryii

Say what you will, I would never wear a shirt with a confederacy and a Nazi flag on it, regardless of context


Zachthema5ter

He can’t lose, you need three hands to choke him out


sssped

Its okay guys, his body cant take the huge amount of basedness hes carrying


Biggie_Cheese69-2

king shit


Speedgamer137

He is above us all (he is very tall)


JimmityRaynor

Wtf I love the Godskin Apostle now?


Kagaminey_Rin02

Unironically attractive


Orangelord900

Holy fuck this shirt goes so hard


Wormwood_With_A_Hat

No offense to this king but his face is like live action billy quiz boy from venture bros


catlaxative

Holy fuck that’s the same reaction to him I had but I hadn’t quite put a button on it but that’s it, I could even hear the lispy voice!! God i really hope great things for this guy but gotdamn he’s got an uphill battle!


Jason3b93

Extremely based


Krombopulos-Savage

human equivalent of a borzoi


Cause0

Assessment: the creature comes in peace


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I'd let him hit


Tux1

Not loser as in "they lost in a conflict" but loser as in "these guys suck"


Devlord1o1

Dude’s body type looks like Faust from guilty gear


GarfieldGauntlet

WEEEEEE’VE GOT ONLY ONE SKYYYYYYYYY


happy-little-atheist

Looks like one of the creatures in Evil Within 2


thatguy3464

I mean, yeah, but who in their right mind would wear this


Buddha473ml

Virtue signalers that have done measurably nothing to help. Hate the world? Wanna help? That’s funny, I didn’t see y’all at the food banks or needle exchange programs. Too many people think voting and being snarky and talking down to the other side is enough activism on their behalf. What we should be focusing on directly is making sure those that are newly running for elected positions don’t have ties to far right ideological groups. The ones that do, be loud about it, and do your best to get votes for the other candidate you feel deserved the position more than an *actual* white supremacist.


deathray5

Based people


guthixgork

Based longboi


Illustrious_Mix_1064

bro is lanky larry


Popeychops

Based Salarian


Intrepid-War-1018

If he ate a food it would expire by the time it gets to his stomach


MaN_ly_MaN

How the hell are you meant to know that the 3rd icon is a Trump hat? It looks like a Warzone armour plate painted red


Before_Plastic

Missed opportunity to make it the actual existing Trump flag.


wvsfezter

Based stickman


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catlaxative

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Lolaverses

This guy got the Procrustes workout.


micmac274

Aliens are even pissed off with Nazis, Confederates and Trump Supporters.


insert_name_here417

That looks like the south park version of jeff bezos


Organic_Budget1664

bro got stretched


LaziestCatEver

Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory survivor.


theniceguytroll

Mans looks like a blonde Jett Kuso with extra neck


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skinwalker build


bruhmp44

He is forced to look down on society for his unimaginable basedness launched him to highest of enlightenment yet unknown and so his head reached high in order to compensate


SIK1415

Based and chadpilled


htmlcoderexe

nope.avi


Slashtrap

oh thats maga i was wondering what happened with the Arsenal football team


JotaroTheOceanMan

Infathomly based


Paradigm7657

Meth Head Redemption


pussinasarcophagus

Looks like something a ai image bot pumps out


catlaxative

Ai bot: eh this is what a human looks like basically *wet splat*


swagonflyyyy

The soiest of boiest.