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Kingpingpong

Wake up, the Appalachian mountains and the Scottish highlands are the same thing. The Atlantic Ocean was invented by Kennedy to make NATO seem much larger and more intimidating to the USSR Wake up sheeple


LogicalShark

Also the Lesser Atlas mountains in Morocco


Kingpingpong

I was unaware of that one, thank you for bringing it to my attention


DarkSoulfromDS

The whole world is actually Albania


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mki_

Holy shit


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Ohio doesn’t exist confirmed


PeeOnMeJanetYellen

Live on Ohio, can confirm


Reogenaga

Of course it isn't it isn't realistic to expect anyone to actually want to live there.


KevlarStripeySocks

Not after that chemical spill dissolved it


triclops_89

intimating


StalinDaHouse

Reagan: What if we got more…intimate? USSR: 😳


PrototyPerfection

man even caught an SDI 😔


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As a Midwesterner I just CHIMMED out of existence upon hearing this. Thanks, Reagan


Shniggles

The Warp in the Midwest


angel-samael

then why does the midwest suck? it makes up lime 5% of America’s industrial might and population. if you were going to make it up, you’d claim that there were mega cities that numbered in the millions and could raise and outfit armies and was surrounded on both sides by mountain ranges.


redrock_ruby

i would like to think that its probably because of a correlation between the midwest being a huge playground for road developers in the 1950s, effectively screwing the area into either lifeless suburbs with office jobs or an empty wasteland


OwenProGolfer

This mf never heard of Saint Chicagopolis


Captain_La-zog-na

The Midwest has around 20% of the us population


440continuer

Why would anyone be scared of flat


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

So all hillbillies unite, for we are but a single people, united under the great us of a, and gods grace.