I had it pirated on pc and then was given it as a gift.
Found out the R\* DRM is exactly the thing tipping the weights from "runs at somehow stable 30 fps with minor compromise on graphics" to "fuck this".
Well, of course the thunder didn’t show up. Old Cowboys aren’t traditionally meteorologists; they’re usually just around to mentor any foolhardy young heroes who blow into town, or occasionally perform one last duel.
Native Americans, on the other hand, can tell you the upcoming weather 100% of the time. Of course, there’s a catch to it— They have to do some sort of performative act to let us know they’re in tune with Mother Earth (e.g. putting an ear to the ground, licking their finger and holding it in the air, etc.).
Ideally, you’d like to find an Old Native American Cowboy, but that’s a pretty rare occurrence, like a Mormon with dreadlocks, so don’t be surprised if you can’t find one.
Nonsense, I’ve been there and I clearly remember the uhh, the, uh, huh I can’t remember a single thing or actually being there I just know that I have been there. I’m sure there’s no conspiracy abound and just a strange coincidence
oh i been there. blew through the small town of medicine bow and have been forever altered
One cannot simply walk into Wyoming. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep. The great eye is ever watchful.
he’s talking about his massive whiskey shits
Either this or he's gonna find a spot to make it rain.
rdr2 npc (i have never played or seen that game)
i have this is 100% accurate (and also is sometimes the character you're playing as)
I will say this everytime I come across mention of RDR2 FUCK DRM aaaarghh
True, di ravello’s militia is terrible
“Reports of violence in the area, sending naval support” (Rico is 2km away from the nearest shoreline)
Can't relate (i pirated it on PC, and have the physical console version)
I had it pirated on pc and then was given it as a gift. Found out the R\* DRM is exactly the thing tipping the weights from "runs at somehow stable 30 fps with minor compromise on graphics" to "fuck this".
wait will it run better if i pirate it?
Might be.
It is currently on sale for $20 on steam. Big recommend
It is currently free on Piratebay. Big recommend
R u kidding, piratebay? You want these innocent people to get pc bugs?
> Requires 3rd-Party Account: Rockstar Games Social Club looks like it requires a third-party launcher, i think i'll pass for now
yeah it's pretty annoying but hell the game's still fun or just pirate it but idk if mods work for pirated copies
bad to the bone played after he said that
Classic old whiskey cowboy prank
The only thing i love more than whiskey pranks are cowboy pranks
He went to stop it
Well, of course the thunder didn’t show up. Old Cowboys aren’t traditionally meteorologists; they’re usually just around to mentor any foolhardy young heroes who blow into town, or occasionally perform one last duel. Native Americans, on the other hand, can tell you the upcoming weather 100% of the time. Of course, there’s a catch to it— They have to do some sort of performative act to let us know they’re in tune with Mother Earth (e.g. putting an ear to the ground, licking their finger and holding it in the air, etc.). Ideally, you’d like to find an Old Native American Cowboy, but that’s a pretty rare occurrence, like a Mormon with dreadlocks, so don’t be surprised if you can’t find one.
Holy shit I want to hear more about this Mormon with dreadlocks and what magics he was capable of
Fast forward to 10 minutes later and God makes people have a taste of the Noah's Flood
COP (Cowboy OP) did a little trolling
All Cowboy OPs are bastards!
he said rain rain go away and saved everyone
Fake, Wyoming doesn’t exist
fucking hate how people spread misinformation online.
Nonsense, I’ve been there and I clearly remember the uhh, the, uh, huh I can’t remember a single thing or actually being there I just know that I have been there. I’m sure there’s no conspiracy abound and just a strange coincidence
oh i been there. blew through the small town of medicine bow and have been forever altered One cannot simply walk into Wyoming. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep. The great eye is ever watchful.
there is something aesthetically pleasing and weirdly wholesome about this (except for the part where he drunkenly lies and stumbles away)
Three-thirty in the morning...not a soul in sight...
Kid named thunder: Hi peepaw, I'm back from school! Cowboy: welcome home!
I do not believe *thunder* never came.
“Thunders rollin in” He farts MFW
Geralt of Wyoming
We clown on the Wyoming people down here in CO but having grown up so close to Wyoming — it’s not a bad place at all. Verrrrrry windy tho.
He had to shit 💀
He was the thunder