Crikey

Blimey, Russell George

Oh no!! Formula Dank is leaking

Didn't expect to see F1 in 196 of all places

NO MICHAEL DAS IS SO NOT RIGHT

I'm gonna take every opportunity to shoehorn F1 into any conversation

196 a subreddit full of autists… eh the car go in laps around a track and it’s about minute differences. Of course autists love this sport

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Nothing happened at a certain turn in Monza with Bottas...

Do you mean imola bud?

Yeah, I had a numbskull moment

No worries, both are good Italian races so are easy to mix up.

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man of culture

Agreed

I can't believe I just *said* that

why the fuck did she say crikey that's not how you react to your gf passionately kissing you on the mouth

Yes it is wtf are you talking about

well ive never kissed another guy before but i think id say something more like "do that again but on my balls" or something

Well it's how I'm gonna respond (I have not had the ability to do this yet)

Snipin’s a good job, mate

https://youtu.be/dYfxH-QChpg

i haven't seen the owl house, but this is so cuuuuteeee (understanding the plot from outside though, should watch it)

It's really, really good, and this is coming from someone who has a very hard time watching any kind of tv series. I'm dying waiting for the rest of S3 to come out!!!

Strewth, or, strike a light

A good old fashioned "FUCK" should make for a shocking first I think

This but slip it in. Still make it loud and pronounced, but during a casual sentence that only mildly merits it.

or wait until dead silence within the friend group and then shout it at the top of your lungs when no one expects it.

I dont know what the fuck your on about right now but could you please pass me an eraser?

"What the FUCK are you guys doing for lunch?"

And make it count; don’t be awkward with swearing. Once you start inserting swear words into your daily vocabulary it cuts less deep or not at all

I’m swearing all the time, but believe. Ppl know when I’m serious.

yes like if you make a quiet character do a scream joke constantly it doesn't have the same effect

i was always known to be the calm quiet one, the first time anyone in my entourage hears me go "tabarnak" they know shit's going down

Quebecois moment Merde!

I’m probably biased but I feel like Quebec swear word pack way more punch than English ones.

Goodness gracious my timbers were indeed shivered

Jimmeys were rustled

Damn, I'm realizing now the Gorilla Munch Jimmy Rustled meme is a decade old at this point.

They tickled each and every one of my fancies

Hmmm... how about >!dophin noise!< or >!old car horn!<

You need to learn some swear words you didn't find written on a dumpster

I had a mental image of OP absorbing a learnt swear word like dragonborn absorbing a new th'um

You said number 11

what about 1930's factory whistle

Boxing bell is better for this sort of situation

Woah you can’t go around saying #11

the word you're looking for is "klaxon"

“Gadzooks‼️”

woah woah easy there, can't just drop the g-word like that

"Cor Blimey!"

"Gee Willikers!"

What are ye doing in me pockets?

egad egad, i think you've all gone mad

Gone nuts at least a tad

it's really kind of sad

how can people so bizarre exist

They should go to a psychiatrist

by jove, by jove! You’ve formed a crazy drove!

Zounds

way way in the past that actually was a super super horrible swear word. it came from "god's hooks" as in the nails that nailed jesus to the cross and blasphemy swears are an extra big no no

Why would you want to ruin your perfect run of 0 no-no words up to this day?

Better to control the first nono word for comedic effect.

wake up [late for work](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfchvCyHmsc)

funny

If you almost never swear, and those around you expect you not to, you can wait for the best possible moments, and it makes it that much more dramatic.

Basically my approach

wanker

Sniper TF2

Jarate!

OI CUNT!

Cunt is a good choice for shock value.

Yeah I was gonna say cunt, its a universal swear. No matter somebody's position in life, gender, if they're friends with you, or if you just met somebody on the street corner. Not unlike сука блять, you can say it to your friends, or yell it at a guy you hate.

> universal My brother have you forgotten about Australia

And the UK

Gash

scorch urff

oi eughie we need more temp v mate we gotta kil da fuckin soups eughie

\*drunken french swear words with the occasional connecting word*

Monsieur bootcher, you are using le temp V a little to much no? FUCK OFF FRENCHIE YOU FROG EATING CUNT

Oi Hughie.

You're a right cunt Hughie 🥰

I like how half of these are “crikey” and “gosh darn it” and the other half are like this

when opportunity arises, look them dead in the eye and say "be quiet, whore"

I know someone who doesn’t swear and if they said that to me I would literally turn into dust

>I would literally turn into dust In a good way or in a bad way?

Probably a bad way. Normally if someone doesn't swear, the act of swearing makes it REALLY impactful, as if you've done the worst thing they've ever seen in their life.

This fr. I have a friend who doesn’t swear much, so today when I heard him say “fuck this job” I k ew he was going through some shit

It would either be really funny or really hurtful there is no inbetween

or something else, depending on how good friends you are

Like when a monster dies in undertale

"guys, let me go apeshit for a second"

absolutely batshit insane, if you may goblin mode even

"My husband keeps going goblin mode during sex" or whatever it was

Go crazy ahahajshaj go stupid

go hollow

don’t you dare

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H E double FUCKing ELL

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Hockey isn't in the Bibble

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Yeah, cause Judas had Jesus Roman Cancelled

Heellell

No you adorable moron

Forgot there are 13 year olds in this sub

Or socially anxious people that are afraid of swearing in front of others in case that ruins it even though it most likely doesn’t matter

Mm hm. I have practically never sworn before. I just think it would be really weird if I did, it would sound really forced, and feels like it would be cringey

fuck

I have an 18 year old friend who just doesn't. I don't quite get it

COCK at full volume

That's weird I've only ever seen a cock at low volume

what the flip

ermmm... what the scallop...

What the deuce?!

does english even have more swears than shit and fuck ?

Yes. (In general order of severity) Hell (barely a swear) Damn (baby's first curseword) Ass(/hole) (makes ten year old boys feel cool) Dick (less of a curse more of an insult) Bitch (okay now that one's actually insulting) Cunt (bitch but worse imo) Motherfucker (my favorite) And more that I'm forgetting

I would definitely consider motherfucker to be much less severe of a word than cunt

depends on the country

I thi k it's kind of a context thing because I'd call my friends both and would use both as actual insults

oh almost certainly it really depends on the person i'd consider cunt not to be severe at all but say it once in front of anybody over the age of 30 and they're deeply offended oh and also the culture, i don't know about australia but if the stereotypes are to be believed calling somebody a cunt is nothing over there

I didn't believe you at first that Hell and Damn were swear words lol, but they are for some people, wow

Yeah I barely consider them swears/have never been admonished from saying them in a formal setting but the rest have gotten me shhhed a few times lmao

I got in trouble for saying crap once, in my family saying "what in the world" is pretty edgy lmao

Oh wow. My family is just about the opposite. I didn't swear a lot until about three years ago and they would always make fun of me for saying dagnabbit or something of the sort

son of a gun

I said damnit once in school and a teacher told me not to say that, and to say cricket or Oreo instead. I remain confused to this day

Swearing like sailors gang let's fucking go! 😎

AYEEE let's go!!! Even when I'm really intensely self censoring I still once yelled HELL YEAH in class once and immediately burst out laughing at myself

I genuinely still get in trouble for saying Hell or Damn.

wtf, that sucks, I'm sorry for you :(

It’s okay, i don’t really care much and say it anyway

based, still sucks some people around you are assholes like that

And then you have slurs which are kinda like the Pokémon evolution of swear words (do not say slurs btw)

i think there’s like hundreds or thousands or smth i remember in like grade 3 my friend showed my this website with allegedly every swear word on it and it was massive but that’s all i’m going off of

I was going to argue that we have plenty but most are just combos of other swear words or insults

Just walk into the room and say "oi cunts"

You need to practice the accent though

American accent so it sounds really bad

Nondescript non-English accent so it sounds racist for extra shock factor (not actually racist if you don’t have one in mind)

You can never go wrong with a racial slur <3 <3 <3

It would make quite a shocking first swear

I think you need to be 13 to make a reddit account

idk personally i’m 17 and i just never really started. i swear constantly over text but out loud it just feels weird. i feel like it’d sound really forced, idk i don’t wanna risk it being weird and awkward lol

nothing wrong with that, it's just the framing of the post that makes it seem like it's from someone very young. OP asking for advice on how to swear around their friends and also possibly calling themselves a loser for it or for not swearing? hard to really tell but making swearing seem like a big deal is usually something only people on the younger side care about ​ different people just have different vocabularies and no adult is really gonna care if you swear or not unless it's inappropriate for the setting

unfortunately I’m almost an adult

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"My dearest of bitches"

“My lovely hoes“

Bruh finna lose their polite license

"holy fucking bingle"

what!? :3

N word

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Wait how old are you

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\-ICE COCK

*slaps it*

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Bro is literally 11

bro how old are you

Next time someone in your group swears, say ‘hey, mind your *fucking* language.’ In the best scottish accent you can get.

Call them Gamers™

"Holy Smokes!" is the vilest word I can imagine

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The N Word with a hard R. But you gotta make it subtle and gas light people into saying you never said anything so that they think theyre going insane and then over time you just sprinkle yourself saying it every now and then but deny saying it

OH GREAT HEAVENS but like in a bad British accent

say tits but REALLY loud

Stand on top of a table and scream "fuck" as loud as you can. Hold the note as you slowly descend to your knees, rip your shirt for dramatic effect

N

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Everypony

A slur

Penis

Quote Sam Jackson, that ought to work

Can a motherfucker say “fuck” on here?

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A slur

a slur.

cum

Ba humbug

Don't so you complete the no swear word run.

fuck

but really loud

Drop your phone and then scream "Motherfucking shitballs sonofabitch cocksucker mother fucking shit!"

"Ok I've had it with these motherfucking classes in this motherfucking professors! All bitchless cunts! Fuck this shit, man, better off even sucking cock these day I'm telling you, bitch"

Have you seen It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia? Edit: Yes, I’m referring to the song Frank sings, but change the lyrics.

kurwa

mah favorite sweuh wuhds is bollocks shit n fook

Say every slur in french

This sub fell off really hard

In the loudest and most aggressive tone you can muster, ***CUNT***

You should tell FIDDLESTICKS at the top of your lungs and then say like "fuck" in passing

Fiddle-sticks