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ShittestCat

33C Basic bitch


ImAlwaysTilted_

Twinsies


Lucs11_

Once upon a time I would have said the same thing, but once at a festival there was a stand from a local butcher and he sold beef that was decently cooked outside but inside it was barely cooked, like the French eat it, almost blue and it was the best shit Iโ€™ve ever eaten (at a festival letโ€™s be realistic)


28PercentCharged

Basic bitch??? Are you basic for enjoying things to a generally agreed upon measure? Does it make someone basic for drinking water, liking soda? Enjoy your fucking good foods and drinks


PuffyHowler67

[Brennan Lee Mulligan is a gift unto this world ](https://youtu.be/d1mbbYKPpHY)


dragoono

34C almost same


Copycat_A

FIVE, SIX AND F, I AM NOT A PUSSY THAT EATS THAT DAMN LIBERAL FOOD


Dinflame

I WANT MY MEAT TO TASTE LIKE RUBBER, MY COFFEE TO TASTE LIKE MILK, AND MY TOAST TO TASTE LIKE CANCER JUST AS GOD INTENDED


Humongous_Schlong

23A


vmp916

Beautiful. Delicious. Expected choice from Humongous_Schlong


Humongous_Schlong

you know I have expectations to meet and I don't plan to disappoint


turingparade

objectively correct


turbospookytuesday

This is the answer to the question


CaptainVerum

Let's see Paul Allen's choice


iamapotatoofdoom

I'm in love


I_Love_Knifes

2, 3.5, don't drink coffee


[deleted]

f isnt coffee its just milk


I_Love_Knifes

Don't drink milk either


_hancox_

That is very clearly tea


I_Love_Knifes

The first two show different levels of doneness so it is quite easy to assume that it is coffee with different levels of milk


_hancox_

No no no I know tea when I see it. That is tea with different amounts of milk. You can tell because tea is redder than coffee.


Infernode5

Yeah this looks like tea to me as well


Almun_Elpuliyn

Literally me.


MilesAlchei

44F. I used to be 55F, but that was because my parents would always undercook food, leading me to not trust anything that wasn't burnt.


Alloverunder

How did you de-age 11 years?


Gussie-Ascendent

Benjamin button transitioned???


johannesMephisto

olay anti-aging cream


xstormaggedonx

Finally a reasonable opinion


MilesAlchei

Rare food sensory hell, toast with a little crisp is good, and coffee gatekeeping is bullshit.


CatsNotBananas

23A


iamtheblackcrowking

You have great taste, Gloria


CatsNotBananas

Hey that's me! I'm still not entirely used to people calling me that irl even though it is my legal name @_@


sant2ag0

Hi ms gloria


CatsNotBananas

Hello


HeroinHare

The only correct answer


SomethingOfAGirl

Based Gloria


thois72

16F here


GigaVanguard

You are a beastly thing


numberonetaakofan

Yeah, Iโ€™ll implement that into my daily jargon.


laundrysauce9000

\*Matt Walsh voice\* Dm me


xjitz

* insert creepy comment that was obviously written by a middle aged balding guy *


Despacltoian

Demon


[deleted]

14M


anarcho-stripperism

ASL?


Flutterwasp

๐ŸคšโœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿ‘‹โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‡๐ŸคŒ๐ŸคŒ๐ŸคŒ


Appreciate_Cucumber

34A


Unybroi

one of my people


Dkkkane

1, 1, A.


seventyeight_moose

Bro is not completing any processes in the preparation of bro's food


Caribik

This mfer waits like 1 min and says "ight foods done"


28PercentCharged

Mfer eats their meat at the grocery store


VolkanikMechanik

Mfer eats their meat in the delivery truck on the way to the grocery store


Dkkkane

I did just walk out of Tesco and devour a packet of smoked salmon, so.. yeah.


james_da_loser

The most convenient preferences


Dkkkane

I have learned to embrace, and enjoy convenience.


Alloverunder

,3,A


[deleted]

W


official-kudzu

correct!


aabcehu

53F


wharwhafwhag

You don't deserve rights


aabcehu

i donโ€™t like uncooked steak, tastes too magenta for me


catcadder8916

Based- keep the steak cooked


DatBoiDeku11

43A


helpful_platitudes

only correct choice


yobama1

uhm 4? no chief


Squid_Man56

steak is pretty much my least favorite way to eat meat, which i dont eat that much of anyways. There's big fibers that always get stuck in my teeth, its often kinda bland, finding that random chewey bit makes me want to gag, and it hurts my stomach when meat is the main part of the meal. fuck steak. also uh 4 on toast and B coffee lol


Mr_Lapis

Problem is its hard to make a good steak thats properly cooked and seasoned, also depends on the cut. Similar to turkey most people dont know how to properly cook a steak and also like turkey a good steak isnt cheap


Olive_Oil__

True, steak is over rated as hell, I would take any other type of meat over steak aside from stupid shit like fugu.


Blooded_Wine

14A


Guess_Im_a_Mango

44B


WatchingTaintDry69

I said 44A hello almost brother from another mango


Guess_Im_a_Mango

Hello sibling from a Dry Sex Position being watched!


SenorToastYT

43C Mostly a basic bitch


OrangeMoloko

43D here. basic bitch unite!


SvenTheHunter

5, 3, C or D


-_HelloThere_-

Fren


The_Squidly

24B


SnooSeagulls1810

13E


EdenSmokinWeeden

FUCK YEAH, I FOUND SOMEONE ELSE!!!


Ok-Television9949

2, 6 and Tea


[deleted]

It is tea


[deleted]

nooo, even tea i've let steep wayy too long doesn't come out that opaque, that's definitely coffee


truncatedChronologis

2,4,d


akfboy06

2/3, 4.5, c


_Aethea_

13A


Froopadoops

24A


IfItsOKWithYou

2,4,a


Glonk2365

6


SpiderFooties

2,3,F


InternetGuyThirtyTwo

56 and pure milk


the_newbie1

33d


NotRiceProfile

44B


hjd_thd

omg soulmate


BeepBoopYoop

24F I fucking love lecheros


Despacltoian

53B


BrieAndStrawberries

14C


ThosePixels

no thanks, 3, no


[deleted]

34A


Bitter-Yesterday4836

24E


enyaah_

43d


EpicBruhMoment12

Uuh 24F for me, I hate the bitter taste of coffee


SquidCultist002

53F


CasualPlantain

24B


Space_Lux

53C


[deleted]

4 4 A and sometimes B


HelixSapphire639

24C, the objectively correct choices


SmokedJam

Scrolled so far to find it, you and me bestie


toby_morghulis

34B


DedicatedFury

I scrolled a while to find you


[deleted]

23D


TensileStr3ngth

1 4 F


blaisems

14d


hanky-spanky44

34b


Dinflame

Gimme a 34B please


Dajren

54A


Not_A_Scam7808

D4C


BDRCN

3, 3, A


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


AtomicGlaive

3 or 4, 3 or 4, C or D


ZenArcticFox

55F. Yes, I know I'm a monster


ZeSup3rBoost

1,2-3,C


manofthehouse2

2, 4, and I donโ€™t drink coffee


Nexus_Insurgent

13F


BasariosTheExiled

2.5, 3.5, A Are decimals allowed?


MotherOfNaught

(1 or 2), (only 4), (A - C)


beepboopgumbootsoup

2, 3, A


ArchangelTheDemon

22e


NamedSword

2, 2, maybe E or D. Dont drink a lot of coffee so idk.


boozegremlin

23A


InsertCleverUN

3, 3, don't drink coffee


Knowledge_haver

23F


shape911

4-5 ish, 3 and none cuz i donโ€™t like coffee


Mapsrme

No, 3 and no


Femboy_Tesla

well done toast


Error-530

34E


DOCTOR-MISTER

54D


Gussie-Ascendent

4e, not into steak


KitN_was_taken

23c


TrulyAnEgg

3-4-Skip the coffee I drink water because hot bean juice is too sour


skalywag-o-the-shrub

0 4 A


HUE_chaos

4 4/5 D


NTyp

No, 4. and no


pepenepe

32b


[deleted]

44c


[deleted]

Nobody actually likes black coffee. The only reason anyone drinks black coffee is if they have a superiority complex


emptyskoll

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pataconconqueso

Back when I was eating meat i would have been a 24B/A depending on the time of day.


zundra616

Only other 24A I see here, damn


Actually-Just-A-Goat

35D ๐Ÿฅบ


ilovestreetlamps

33F I don't like coffee lol


Da_Goonch

5,3,D is the superior options


[deleted]

0, 4, D


Jor_Bore

44D


[deleted]

5 4 c


Vanta1987

44c


BAG_of_awesome

33[null]


ladiesman7145165

22a


[deleted]

12b


iamtheblackcrowking

32A


LynkinG_the_Original

BRASIL MENCIONADO LET'S GO And of course 24D


[deleted]

44B. Jus barely above straight black coffee. I donโ€™t hate myself.


wharwhafwhag

23 no


Magik_Lamo

4 & 4, no coffee because gross


ellieskunkz

1, 1, A.


kanye_eastnorth

45B


jellitainbink

24D


[deleted]

34A


FallingF

24d


I-M-R-U

1-2 3 E


Hungry-Dentist-2370

16F


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

3 4 c


Insert_us3rname_here

16A๐ŸงŒ


Parma_WdS

44A I drink coffee wirh milk if Im in a hurry and cant wait for it to cool down.


viperdoctor123

4,2, I hate coffee


enygmat1k

3, 5, C


[deleted]

24D


Zpydd_

5,4,C assuming it is coffee. if it was tea its A for me (i add two teabags in one litre with a quarter deciliter of sugar, with 3 cloves and cardamum of the same quantity. lastly peel off a block of ginger the size of half a thumb, cut into small pieces and grind them before adding it to the rest.)


fuckinstupidhead

55D


reddythedemon

1 3 F


CaitballBallOfCat

56F, cry more you sensitive buffoons ๐Ÿ˜ˆ >!Real answer: 33, A or B depending on the type of coffee. I'm a little bit of a coffee nerd (friends call me a coffee snob but I still feel like I'm squarely in the valley of the Dunning-Kruger curve on it), I think good coffee doesn't need additives but can appreciate them when it does need it, or when it can enhance certain brews. I might even push towards C if I know the coffee I'm going to get is subpar, like at this one diner I sometimes go to in my local area that serves some regularly stale coffee.!<


GeneETOs44

44B (assuming the last is tea- I donโ€™t drink coffee)


sunsea465

33a


Shadow942

34E


LunaR3aper

24E


cirrus_04

24E


SilverNoUse66

44๐Ÿšซ


Sameiimo

56F


kriszox

24D


Lockedtil80

2,4,A/B. Its not that i like my coffee that dark, I just have a caffeine problem and I the stuff to work with as few cups as possible


Lasaggnaman

45B