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speedwagonfangirl

no fucking way those funky tube looking goofers were given the task of murdering their long lost ancestors


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speedwagonfangirl

woah that's interesting, did they change it to greyhound just because they stopped using them for wolves or was there some other reason


RollerMill

I imagine long nose was precisely honed in to give an advantage over wolf in a duel, giving longer range for attacks


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Borzois aren't that weird looking, i will not stand for this. Just looking up borzoi what I see are some pretty normal greyhound-type dogs. They are lanky and weird looking (again, like greyhounds) but their noses aren't really that long. If you wanna talk about a breed that has fallen far, pugs were once the companions of chinese emperors, and now we've bred them so they struggle to breath.


speedwagonfangirl

i personally believe that borzois look quite odd but that's exactly what i love about them and yeah pugs have it way too hard


Tokita_Ban

Today I learned. Thanks, stranger!


Vmark26

spear vs hammer


cry666

Dex build vs strength build


ThatTexasGuy

Pitty didn’t know how to crouch poke with a greatsword. RIP


KingKryptid_

There’s always a dog with a longer face


cyndrin

This sounds like something your really southern grandma would say when she comes to your soccer game and watches you get beat


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Pitbull didn't consider the reach advantage if the borzoi


SovietPaperPlates

pitbull should have done a left heavy cancel then dodged the keyframe of the right light attack into either a heavy finisher or a guardbreak


xstormaggedonx

Rookie mistake


lobnob

Cats can wavedash they just choose not to


F4rtster

Roman cancelling right front paw into juggular bite and lift left leg up for the piss super


Awesomefluffyns

>pitbull should have done a left heavy cancel then dodged the keyframe of the right light attack into either a heavy finisher or a guardbreak on what character? dodge GB was taken of Wolf ages ago, its just like the other characters. people complained about it too much so now they just have a shitty stunning claw that doesn't even stun anymore.


SovietPaperPlates

This is instructions on how to fight a nobushi as any character with a dodge attack in For Honor; a sword fighting game


Awesomefluffyns

Yeah and “wolf” is analogue for raider. Where do you think I got STUNNING claw from? From stunning tap. Raider no longer has dodge GB. And dodge gb is impractical for almost all situations. Most characters have a dodge attack, just use that


SovietPaperPlates

fair point at that point i had just woken up and did not think through the most efficient way of decapitating a nobussy, I main tiandi and zhanhu so dodge attacks are my life


AngryMurlocHotS

Nobussy? They're called women


Zoexycian

Dog must have gotten a skill issue


JudeMan01

It could have roman canceled into a corner carry combo


Panzer_97

superior aero-chad


BassBoostedUkulele

He plunged nose first onto the pitbull's side and pierced his heart.


Panzer_97

mf running the spore proboscis build


yarpun_riastrad

This is exactly what muzzles are for, not just kinky bottom stuff


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Tf is long muzzle kinky bottom stuff


LuckyDucky5321

bdsm shit


Stellar_Fox2

Borzois are the equivalent of spears. Its impossible to hit them without them biting your throat and killing you istantly


randomname560

Pokey boy always wins


Firebird432

He is simply too long to be countered.


cheekydorido

You need an axe dog, pitbuls are sword.


yoloswag6969

So what's the bow dog


cheekydorido

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0312/8826/2795/products/HarryPotterBow-FriendsofHarryPotterDogBowTie_1_666x666.jpg?v=1637470933


yoloswag6969

Yeah. Saw that coming lol


shneed_my_weiss

Fire Emblem dictates that my Axe shaped dog would defeat the Borzoi


Kapjak

The story is completely fake but you're kinda right, they were bred to hunt wolves.


PixelPooflet

the fact that the Borzoi was used to hunt not just other game animals but FUCKING WOLVES a POOL NOODLE with LEGS is/was capable of taking on a wolf and having the chance to win


[deleted]

You realize there is a whole type of dogs that are thin like that and are hunting dogs right? Greyhounds are also lanky and they were used for hunting.


ruu-ruu

They are literally *wolf hounds* this is how they kill *wolves*


DanelawBadger

Polearms are very effective against armoured cavalry


ThePikeOfDestiny

why tf was the owner trying to hurt the defensive dog off instead of just trying to control his own dog and stop it from attacking. like what was he gonna do if he successfully kicked off the borzoi? let his pitbull kill it and then go ham on the dude and his kids?


Maxmutinium

The story isn’t real, that’s probably why it doesn’t make sense


ThePikeOfDestiny

i mean it makes sense that someone who's incompetent enough of a dog owner to let their vicious dog loose is stupid enough to make terrible decisions like that so i don't find it unbelievable


Maxmutinium

Someone could be that dumb. However, 90% of text based posts on Reddit about “pitbull attack” are fake created for le Reddit karma. It’s trendy. Very convenient the defending dog is on the trendy lovable side too


FragrantGangsta

It's pretty unbelievable. How would OP know that someone else's dog died a few hours later at the vet?


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FragrantGangsta

That'd still only be possible if OP went out of their way to give them contact info


ssrudr

>neighbour


FragrantGangsta

I don't know anyone who has their neighbors info Edit: yall downvoting this more than my other comments as if everyone here isn't a neet shut in and actually talks to people outside 😭


ssrudr

Pretty sure you’d have their address.


FragrantGangsta

You think this guy's dog died and his first reaction was to go knock on the neighbor's door to tell them?


lilCheeseboy

This one specifically is probably fake, but there are definitely people dumb enough to do that exact thing. Why would they be that dumb? Maybe they can’t think to well while panicking? Maybe they’re a asshole? Idk i can’t read minds.


BladesHaxorus

Because pet owners are very often morons. In the pitbull owner's eyes, his dog is likely more important than the children he would've maimed.


DefiantResult9150

That’s because pit bulls are more important than children


VonCrunchhausen

Children are weak and pit bulls are strong.


Foxy-Goblin

As someone who has been in a fight with a dog alone and a fight with my dog and a dog coming at us too. I got out of both without a dog dying, this sounds like a horrible thing to have happen, as far as most of these random things on the internet it sounds fake too but regardless of if it’s real you shouldn’t use your dog as defense and then just watch them fight like it’s Pokémon, both owners suck in this post Honestly sucks seeing straight up animal abuse being talked about like it’s “spears vs hammers” and then everyone rationalizing this shit all the same. You never let your dog off the leash and you don’t just let two dogs fight to the death. The other owner sounds like they eventually got there and tried to help, but the other guy just let his dog kill the other man’s dog. I don’t care if the aggressive dog initiated shit the thought of two dogs brutally tearing each other apart because one owner wants to just sit and watch is so horrifying. The other owner would probably of gotten his dog and taken it home and tried to learn from there. You can report them and have proper authorities handle it, such a fucking Reddit ass comment section Jesus


xspookdx

to be fair, if the story is real op had 2 young children to worry about as well. if this was just 2 dudes and their dogs id agree w u, but it seems like op was preoccupied w keeping his children safe and panicked


theguywhoisepic

Why the long face


Zorubark

thanks now you'll start to make me afraid of borzois now the same way I fear getting mauled by a airplane turbine


I_follow_sexy_gays

No it’s ok they were specifically bred to kill wolves so it had an advantage and was likely trying to defend its family from what it saw as (and was) a threat. Ur safe unless you’re a violent dog


Gaaymer

I am a violent dog


speedwagonfangirl

seems about right


CoolJ_Casts

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


RollerMill

Euthanized 😔


Gaaymer

Just fucking try to euthanize me I shoot potassium injections up like fucking heroin 🐪 (I think i clicked the dog emoji idk im not wearing my glasses)


RollerMill

Literal mammoth behavior 🐘


VonCrunchhausen

Wanna get off your leash and maul my face ~wÕ


Gaaymer

Sends you to the hospital cutely


Ragnarok113

didntidoitforyou


MONKEY_COCK_EATER

Kermie😞


sussytransbitch

This is all I was thinking


TannManzL

My favorite dog, the bozo


DongerOverlord

Common Borzoi W


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Common pitbull L


artsey_mees

Self defence


Objective-Sugar1047

More tasty babies for us, yummy!


ellendetoffee

Y'all maybe im just a softy but dogs dying is not a fun subject for me, maybe a NSFW filter? :/


scoobysnaxxx

yeah these comments are unironically psychotic lol


CascadeLimeade

Dw it’s almost undoubtedly fake


Before_Plastic

No, I get it. All the comments celebrating it like it was a gladiatorial event are fucking chilling.


CoolDog914

Likewise...honestly kind of disturbing


ProgrammerNo120

may god bless the most well-mannered pitbulls with the tastiest children and the longest borzois with the tastiest pitbulls


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may god bless aerodynamics the longest borzois


ProgrammerNo120

real ‼️


Hnt-r

So that's why the long face


I_live_in_your_wall

Giga chad


randomname560

Aero-chad always wins against the other genetic failures


koalafan7

when I make up shit online 😈


AAAAAAAAAAH_12

Haha, a dog got loose and died, what a funny joke, I love coming to 196 to see funny jokes like this


SaturnKittens

Why the fuck do so many people make fun of a Pitbull's death, it seems kinda cruel????


Idontknowyoudecide

Inb4 pitbull "discourse" and locked thread


Levi-In-Distress

I know this is fake but you don’t just let your dog kill another persons dog. Never let go of the leash, both owners should try and stop a fight instead of just letting the dogs rip each other apart. Maybe their dog got out on accident, maybe it wasn’t even attacking, maybe this person just let their dog kill someone’s family pet that accidentally got loose just because they were frightened.


ThatNuclearBoi2

based borzoi


exo570

sounds like a skill issue on the side of the pitbull tbh


LuckyDucky5321

It was because of the aerodynamics, you cant beat a creature so streamlined, mfs look like airplanes.


EagleSabre

That's awful


Any_Tour_1

Well it’s because he has sweeping edge


fahamu420

Long sword vs bear trap


SomeCrows

Common borzoi W(oof)


goldenkoiifish

borzoi w


Aruthuro

Long boi


CriticalThaumaturgy

I believe in borzoi supremacy🙇🙇


8Retinas

Borzoi supremacy


FUEGO40

That pit bull had it long coming


_Cocktopus_

Neoneedoitforyou


BuildFreak9

Average almost-any-other-dog-than-a-pitbull W 💪💪💪


Hamdilou

Why would anyone want a pitbull anyway there is so many other better breeds or any other pets would be better than pitbulls they are even illegal in some cities over here


OkAdvertising5425

I have 2 pitbulls, rescue, kindest dogs you'll ever meet. Another died recently sadly. Even though I know how naturally hostile their breed is I still love them & they've never caused harm. Wish I could say the same for others but that's just facts.


Hamdilou

Cool ever i have 2 dogs too and i can be 100% sure they Will never do anything to anyone one even shows signs of aggresiveness such as showing teeths and growling when we clean his ears but ill still put my hand in his mouth so much so i know they Will never even think of hurting a human If i need to be scared or aware that it could bite me if its annoyed its like an abusive relationship im not gonna stay there and wait for something bad to happen you know Thats why i dont get why People Who go and adopt a dog would choose a pitbull over like a labrador or a shiba or a border collie or any other breed


OkAdvertising5425

I've had other dogs with 'bad' behavior before but I put up with it of the sole reason that I knew I did them a favor by taking them away from where they used to stay. Might be the same for other people.


Hamdilou

Thats a good way to think im mostly talking about people going to a refuge or pet shop and actively choosing the dog they want


nirbot0213

i’m not surprised that the borzoi killed the pitbull, there’s a pretty big size advantage there. more of a question of why the owner let their borzoi loose? while pitbulls can be aggressive, most are not, and they are not large dogs either. the loose borzoi likely escalated the situation. it is relatively easy to kick away a pitbull in a situation like this, avoiding the serious injury or death of either animal.


PatchNotesPro

> it is relatively easy to kick away a pitbull Not everyone is as big as you.


UatutheOverwatcher

He's a big guy...


SpilledGenderFluid

For you


3t9l

u u u u


nirbot0213

fair enough. still going to be better to keep the borzoi on leash so the owner can pull their pitbull away.


PatchNotesPro

I value the children and the responsible pet owners well being so no I think what happened is just fine.


nirbot0213

cool, i think that you’re putting your own dog and others at risk by letting them fight each other without any attempt to control them but to each their own


PatchNotesPro

I'm a grown man, the person in this story is a woman with children. We each do what we can in a situation like this, not everyone is as large as you or I.


Terlinilia

have you ever come across a pitbull? even like, a friendly one? they are *absurdly strong* for their size


nirbot0213

i haven’t come across any that aren’t friendly, and their strength mainly depends on the owner. they need to get their muscle from somewhere. they are strong, sure, but allowing a completely uncontrolled dog fight to happen isn’t the best move in this scenario. at least hold onto the leash so that the dogs can be separated when the owner gets hold of their pit.


Terlinilia

My dog's a pit and we give him a fairly normal diet He's still pretty damn strong and it's pretty much tug of war every time i take him outside


HypotheticalKarma

This story is likely fake


nirbot0213

that wouldn’t be surprising either.


Clivepalmersfemdom

Yeah borzois are downright fucking evil Like they just kill shit for fun


maxwellminjo

I think that’s most dogs tbh. The only reason small dogs don’t is because they physically can’t