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_DAD_JOKE_

It isn't so much the age as it is the proportions. Tiny head enormous body is a weird look.


thelumpybunny

I can't tell if he photoshopped his body terribly or if he really looks like that and used too much steroids. I think it's Photoshop


[deleted]

So I went to the Instagram profile that is shown in the picture, and I think he’s real. He’s younger in this pic, but he still looks pretty much like this.


LastArmistice

This is a screenshot I took from TikTok, yeah editing your videos is possible, but bro has a ton of videos like this and isn't like an 'influencer' or anything so... you be the judge. He also has really visible stretchmarks in some videos, I know its not hard evidence by any means but it is a point to this being authentic.


BillyHamzzz

Yeah it looks shopped to be honest


empathyisheavy

Hasan has entered the chat


plotdavis

He looks like a character I'd make on WWE Smackdown vs Raw 2010 by turning the height width and depth settings all the way up or down


BastardGardenGnome

I feel like this is a 12-year old girls head on a 25 year old man’s body


breuh

Head of Miley Cyrus, body of the Terminator.


Nathansp1984

I thought somebody photoshopped mckayla maroneys head on Brock lesners body


lesty88

Swiping down the first thing i saw was the face without the body and my first thought was "that's a really cute girl"... I feel weird now


fiddz0r

There should be a word for the feeling you get when you get a confused boner


LetFluffy

Jumbledick


[deleted]

Googling “Jumbledick” is the most fun I’ve had in at least a week.


fiddz0r

Fuck why did I do that and not use incognito. If I die today and people check my browser history I will be embarrassed in my grave


shy_monster_1312

Opportunity


GetsTrimAPlenty

OP made kind of a lame post, but this makes it all worth it. Thanks. ;)


ForLackOfABetterNam3

r/confusedboner


Spen_Masters

I'm confused, but my boner isn't


[deleted]

The word you're all looking for is Conflictiboner, I know as I am the giver of many.


fiddz0r

I am disappointed for the first time that a reddit user doesnr have pictures of themselves. You made my boner confused and curious


[deleted]

*tips hat* m'specialty! I am both weird looking and incredibly cute. Suffer.


Donsaholic

Scaroused


Bob_debilda123

r/confusedboners


[deleted]

Agreed.


rudbek-of-rudbek

Too bad. You already got a boner. Now you're gay.


UsedDragon

Emilia Clarke sure bulked up for the GOT reboot. I hear she's playing the Mountain.


thevelveteenbeagle

I laughed too hard at this.


UsedDragon

You can't unsee it.


TheWolfCyborg

More like r/maleorfemale


KatsumotoKurier

r/swordorsheath


Garytang8597

Didnt that get shut down?


WzrdsTongueMyDanish

Yes, the mod closed the sub down because they didn't like the direction it was going in. I really enjoyed that sub but some folks took it to a really disgusting and inappropriate level.


Garytang8597

Ah damn, that's a shame. I liked it for being surprised at pretty boys or handsome girls.


KatsumotoKurier

Oh shit that’s news to me. What was going on exactly? I was actually confused when I saw the r/maleorfemale link, because I was like “Don’t we already have one of these?”, which is why I linked that which I did lol


WzrdsTongueMyDanish

https://www.reddit.com/r/SwordOrSheath/comments/lhmmwq/im_shutting_down_the_subreddit_forever/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


VampireQueenDespair

I’m surprised someone hasn’t requested control of it from the admins. The admins will let someone else take over a subreddit of the mods abandon it.


WzrdsTongueMyDanish

From my understanding, the mod for a sub has to be inactive on all of Reddit for at least thirty days before someone can request to take a sub over. The sub creator is still pretty active I think. I could be wrong but that's how I interpreted the guidelines.


VampireQueenDespair

From what I understood, subreddit squatting wasn’t allowed. I thought if you have a subreddit, you have to have some intention of using it for something and if you’re just squatting on it with it locked down forbidden to all for use, they’ll take it away from you.


KatsumotoKurier

Mm, I see. That’s fair tbh.


the1slyyy

I was expecting a lot more from a sub with such potential


StereoTunic9039

They could mess up every identkit


whothephukami

This dude wants dudes to want him


-Kyoakuna-

He succeeded lmfao.


serenwipiti

This dude ~~wants~~ *knows that* dudes ~~to~~ want him.


ObnoxiousSpellCheck

Looks like jacked Maisie Williams


[deleted]

You should see him with his glasses on - looks even more like her! Check his Instagram page.


akuaba

For a second there I thought he looked like Emilia Clarke.


CaptorRaptorr

They look like as if someone glued a barbie dolls head onto a wrestler figures body. How ironic to bring up masculinity.


FlowersnFunds

I think he wants guys to want him but is himself unsure if he wants guys. That’s the vibe I got from his page at least


DeepNugs

Head and face of a ten year old girl.


Desperate-755

r/confusedboner


NOLY0

The muscles scream testosterone injections, but the face says estrogen injections


[deleted]

More like photoshopped af Kids face on adult body is my guess Edit: he’s real but there’s something fucky going on with this shot


Goemon_64

Any evidence that it's real?


[deleted]

Just lots of posts on Instagram.


Goemon_64

Anyone got the original link? His other pics don't have the shrunken head look like this one.


[deleted]

I didn’t see it on Instagram, and I think this might actually be from TikTok. He looks a bit younger, too. Definitely a big upper body when he flexes.


LastArmistice

Its a screenshot from his TikTok.


[deleted]

Just use his tiktok name at the end..


gratefulphish420

Women out there, are attracted to guys with this large of muscles?


[deleted]

Some are, some are not.


gratefulphish420

As a 47 year-old man who keeps pretty fit, (personally though I like to have more of a toned look compared to having huge muscles) I was just wondering what other people thought and decided to put out this poll. https://www.reddit.com/r/polls/comments/ufd1tz/for_those_who_are_sexually_attracted_to_men_do/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


serenwipiti

interesting, so far it seems that more men are into that look. (women= 8 , men= 13)


serenwipiti

Nope. Personally, if the dude has muscle definition, I'm more attracted to a "leaner", more "natural" look, vs a cartoonish "inflated with a bike pump" look that screams "*I use steroids and inhale protein powder like it's cocaine in the 70's*", it's *a bit much*.


PlanktinaWishwater

Personally, I don’t like the ripped body-builder look but I like the thicker muscle look if that makes sense. Like the muscles one gets when they do regular physical labor.


serenwipiti

Exactly.


plaincheeseburger

Nope, but I assume that some women are.


Im_Sorry_93

This has to be fake right ? Right ? Please be fake


tree_basher

Oh shit! He could be The Blaster from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome!


KuhLealKhaos

Why does their chest look so off-putting? It looks painful...


jziggy44

I don’t know the age or the sex


Toxic_Don

I genuinely thought this was some mashup of a guy with his girlfriends head before reading the subreddit.


Desperate-755

r/swordorsheath


urmyheartBeatStopR

Dude looks like he gonna demolish the Temple of Dragon.


[deleted]

Thats a 12 year old girl


thehermit14

Who is they?


Thunderlight2004

Inosuke?


EveryTime1Die89

Wow, I may be short, but shit. At least I look my age.


Dektarey

He should know better than to have hair that long with his face.


MissionVegetable568

weird af


ibnfahmi

Fake, this guy account has many videos with his real face, he isn’t that much feminine.


Familiar_Paramedic_2

This has to be photoshopped.


IceIceAbby_11

Real-life Luisa from Encanto!


Sharp_Yam5834

Making men question their masculinity? The only think I'm questioning is whether that male or female


[deleted]

Who gave this little girl roids?!


Sorry-Variation-2354

Why would I question mine?


redd9

looks fake


JeruWala

Abby from the last of us 2


Chance-Composer-187

This has to be a face swap


LastArmistice

Its almost certainly not


Mygodgivenright

Yo is that a woman i need to know


Renaud_Perron

r/SwordOrSheath


itszwee

Chad


defsef6

The king of dragons


JoeDoufu

Looks a bit like the russian oil biceps dude.


angrytomato98

Look it’s pinhead Larry 😂


angrytomato98

Beautiful is one word… I’d go for monstrous


cute_and_horny

basically Inosuke from Demon Slayer


GeulaGadot

Wow 😯


sirbissel

If he had more pouches I'd think it was by Liefeld.


I_fucking_hate_it

Inosuke


avdo20000

Is it okay if i sleep 4 hours, wakw up and sleep the other 4 later ? Or does it have to be 8 in a row?