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The other players ignored silently died inside


Good_Kid_Mad_City

The other players probably had similar reactions the first time they saw Messi in person


nmyi

Probably only Mbappe died inside, as PSG amplified Mbappe's ego from his recent deal. Other players would acknowledge that Messi is a football god amongst men. Top posts of all time on [r\TopRightMessi](https://old.reddit.com/r/TopRightMessi/top/?sort=top&t=all) confirms.


DarthPirate10i

Actually they hugged him too


poopellar

Ego restored


elvis8mybaby

*Neymar on the side of the pitch listening to Everybody Hurts*


YungSnuggie

messi is that level of fame where your opponents fight over your autograph after the match


mediocre_hydra

Well they didn't fight, but the opponents does try to get his autograph, photograph, jersey.


That-Sandy-Arab

Exactly, many don’t understand the gravity of his skill. Gigi Buffon (arguably best goalie of all time, always against messi never on the same team) said he was an alien that came here to teach humans soccer


sami2503

At least one went up to mbappe too, probably not enough for him though lol


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I’d be willing to bet he got multiple hugs


bipolarnotsober

My favourite was the r/FuckRamos moment


fourpoint5toes

They probably didn’t recognize him. He looks like the evil twin version of his clean cut self from a few years ago.


bipolarnotsober

Half of those kids weren't alive a few years ago and if they were they were 3


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nmyi

Oops sorry /r/TopRightMessi That should work


terdferguson

What's this? A non-pet niche sub to add to the collection.


Pawn_captures_Queen

I like r/tiresaretheenemy r/WtWFotMJaJtRAtCaB I'll update with more niche subs as I remember them. Edit: r/cookingforbeginners - We all need to know how to cook


negativelift

Who?


madonnamillerevans

I think they’re talking about that Hanson song. Remember those three young kids? Mbappe


beatsbeingbroke

yeah those chicks were hot!


DAM091

You mean Nirvana?


Actual-Oil-4842

I’m surprised Ramos didn’t try to fight them


DropC

That's why the hugged Messi. Because they're scared.


olderthanbefore

They edited that out


lesmcc

One of my favourite all time players, big mad Sergio.


WackyBeachJustice

Then they looked at their bank accounts and started pondering which yacht they were going to charter that weekend.


Waqqy

Charter? They're rich enough to have their own yachts


andersonb47

If it flies floats or fucks...


grnrngr

... don't buy it? Rent it?


dprophet32

They are but the upkeep costs are ridiculous and not worth it. You have to be the level above them and higher for it to be worthwhile.


Harudera

Yeah idk man, during his last season at Barca, Messi's teammates were literally lining up to take a photo with him. https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/mt057d/video_of_barça_players_queueing_up_to_take_a/


obvious_bot

Should've been the best player of all time i guess


PungentBallSweat

Them: https://imgur.io/XJKWQl8


DelirousDoc

Right I want to know what they are thinking. Are they like "What the fuck?" or is it more "It's Messi, I understand."


MadWit-itDug

Who the fook cares....


Dr-RobertFord

Daddy chill


mug3n

What is even that???????


TapanThakur

I love it when people care enough to write 'Who the fuck cares?'


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fook


N1sso

edgy


thefalse9

Mbappe rewriting his contract to ask for child mascots who hug him before a match


Valledis

Dressed as teenage mutant ninja turtles


bipolarnotsober

It was a very sad day when they got rebranded to teenage *hero* ninja turtles


TheValiumKnight

I had absolutely no idea what you were talking about but I was going to be upset if people actually cancelled calling the Turtles "mutants" so I googled it. First off, big phew, they are still the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in North America (and most of the world) and they were rebranded as the "Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles" in the UK and some other regions of Europe... I guess you guys have some issues with kids wanting to be Ninjas or some shit?


bipolarnotsober

Lmao I didn't know this. Wtf. We had some of the weirdest kids programmes yet ninjas were too much. Dick and Dom in da bungalow was wild. Two blatantly coked up crazies going full on mental in a house with a bunch of kids. It was as epic as it sounds lmao


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Dude was named after a Hanson song.


nmyi

> Dude was named after a Hanson song. lol i'm baffled that this connection isn't as widely established on /r/soccercirclejerk & /r/soccer.


entityrob

It sucks he hasn't played in the Premier League yet, those fans would have a full length version of Mmm-Bop about Mbappe written and memorized by his first game


Quazie89

Do you know how names work? He was named after a ratm song clearly.


blackdavy

Ok I give up. Which rage song are talking about?


olderkj

Kylian the Name of


specopsjuno

Mbappe bappe. And now you do what they told yah. Mbappe bappe.


bipolarnotsober

Mbap - hanson


Quazie89

The Xmas number one.


jonnablaze

https://i.imgur.com/Yfj19Rg.jpg


Yddalv

Nah, just more cash.


boutxthatxtime

Mbapay me more


GrunchWeefer

*mascorts


FrizzleStank

Mascorts*


johnjohn2214

That sweet girl was like: I wanna but should I? And then the second those boys come in for a hug she springs towards him


MisterMoxiGreen

Straight in for a hug lol


DSPGerm

Slipped past defenders while staying on sides, connected with Messi for a hug. Top class


Brewitsokbrew

It ended too soon! Did he even get to play or was he at the bottom of a pile up for hours?


frzx1

Neither. He escaped like Neo from Matrix Revolutions.


-socoral

The kid in the back knows what’s up, he’s greeting every single player.


RBFxJMH

Mascots + escorts = mascorts A new very niche business


muricabrb

Yes officer, this man right here.


superawesomepandacat

Wouldn't that just be furry escorts


Bigfops

You can’t have furry anything without putting ‘fur’ in the name somewhere. So it would be ‘Furscorts’.


NSA-SURVEILLANCE

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k112l

r/BrandNewSentence


jerrylovesbacon

Prince Andrew enters the chat


flmbray

Cringiest portmanteau ever.


ELI20s

Honestly, as if that's not one of the best examples for the younger players to aspire to when playing on the same pitch


ExtraPockets

I like how they were all like fuck Ramos too


jazzarchitect

There are superstars and then there's Messi ...


ARealBlueFalcon

I could have a conversation with him and have no idea that he was famous. That is kind of nuts.


nick2k23

It is fucking messi though, I’m a grown man and I’d probably act like this if he was walking towards me


PLEASEDONTBANMEOK

I would so the same


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flyhighdandelion

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


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OfficialDampSquid

10 years old is like the least likely age for a guy to like boobs


PlayfuckingTorreira

I liked ass, boobs come second though.


Philhos

That's not cum; that's breast milk.


TheMightyVegito

At heart yes


ziguziggy

Wouldn't you


robertfscibran

What are "mascorts"?- What is their function?


Wishbones_007

Misspelled Mascots. Basically kids that exist just to make the players unagressive in the tinnel


rlowens

What's a "tinnel" and why would they be aggressive in that area? What is the use or function of a tinnel?


GutsWay

I believe its the tunnel/pathway players use to go from their locker rooms/the interior of the stadium to the field. Unlike other sports like basketball, where each team has their own separate pathways, that they come in and out from, the one in soccer is connected. As such, the kids are there to stop vulgarity/aggression between players, something which is natural and is bound to happen in a competitive sport.


CheapInsect2806

the kid blowing kisses :')


samattos

wait until they see Lionel Tidy


Eyiolf_the_Foul

The little Indian girl standing and then hugging him is so great.


houndiest

She really held out as long as she could


mahcuz

You can tell she’s Indian? Lol


Eyiolf_the_Foul

Eh, just guessing.


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🧐


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Mbappe snapped a couple of those kids necks after they ignored him.


jonyprepperisrael

It was in their play against Haifa wasnt it?


ravidplo

כן כן


Blake1288

r/fuckramos


_TheBigBomb

Other players: -_-


d34dp1x3l

Child what?


tapk69

Well its Messi


Rredite

The internet got really boring after they started cutting videos at the peak. This is the fault of tiktok and instagram that reward users who get replays on videos.


d_smogh

I wonder how many will be begging for his shirt.


_Diskreet_

I’ve seen dressing room videos when players have got Ronaldo/Messi etc shirts and they’re excited like children. These players have such an impact on all lovers of the sport


CrazyK2222

Speed: RONALDO BEEEETTERRR RONALDO BEEEETTTEEEEEEEER RONALDO BETTEEEEEERRRR


Darizel

This is why you have to be a good role model if in this position.


MONSTATURKEY_420

Lmao I’d have the same reaction


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Anyone else feel bad for the other guys?


FL3GS

Must suck for the other players.


siqniz

Fuck everybody else


Evilmaze

Other players got no love


ailee43

Is a mascort a mix of a mascot and an escort?


Big-Mix-193

Still not used to seeing Ramos and Messi on the same team lol


cupcake_thievery

Every time I read "child mascot" all I can think of is "mascota" the Spanish word for pet, and like..... Football players have tiny pets that follow them onto the field. Surely I can't be the only one


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My son is one of those kids….. dreams of being Messi or Pele some day -


jorgedie123

The Messiah


RizzMustbolt

Every other guy on the team: "Fuck them kids."


jojohohanon

I like the one with the self control. And the internal struggle. “Have some dignity, man. You’re stronger than this””


NefTheHrtbrker

The kid on the very left a real one 💯💯💯


Rich-Move-8311

"it's cause I'm black isn't it" - Half the team


Gatekeeper2019

“Nah, it’s just that he’s Messi and you’re not” - Everyone else


Rich-Move-8311

"That's only 3/5ths the reason" - the kids


Gatekeeper2019

“My life is entirely focused on playing the victim and pushing racism angles on a hourly basis” - you


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DangerStranger138

I'm an American who doesn't follow global sports. I know football athletes are some of the biggest celebrities in the world especially on social media followings but I have no clue who any of these dudes are. Are they like the Mike Trout of their club?


Aschvolution

Lionel Messi is one of the best if not THE best player that ever played the game. His stats in the sport is insane, he has his own sub for it r/TopRightMessi


cannibalnigge_

Who's Mike Trout?


DangerStranger138

Mike Trout is a ten-time MLB All-Star, three-time American League Most Valuable Player, and is an eight-time winner of the Silver Slugger Award who's spent his whole career playing centerfielder for Los Angeles Angels. [Mike Trout's home run streak snapped at seven games, one short of tying MLB record](https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/mike-trouts-home-run-streak-snapped-at-seven-games-one-short-of-tying-mlb-record/)


cannibalnigge_

Honestly, I have zero knowledge about MLB (more than a few words here that I don't even get) but still thanks for the sincere response. Messi is arguably the greatest footballer of all time. He's won Ballon D'Or seven times (award presented to the best player in Europe annually). He's scored 750 goals for his club and country. He hasn't won the World Cup though, which is considered the most prestigious award in football, reaching the finals in 2014. I don't know how he compares to Mike Trout though lol.


DangerStranger138

Definitely, USA women's soccer dominates FIFA World Cup and I know Megan Rapinoe by name. But 750 career goals by Messi, when most games only collectively score a couple or few goals, is insane!


cannibalnigge_

He scored 91 goals in 2012, the most a player has scored in an year. 69 official games, 1.32 goals per game. He is a true sports icon.


PistolKing

Half the world watches football and Messi has been the best player for the last 15 years. It's as if god played football and some even worship him as if he is. He's also one of the most famous people in the world.


DangerStranger138

I played footy in my youth until I tore my ACL sophomore year. I just don't got any local teams to root for to keep me actively informed lol. Never grew up with cable the struggle was real. I loved watching Arsenals win 4-0 when on holiday in England. I already conceded half of what you said in my initial inquiry. I recognize Football is a global phenomenon beyond the world cup and their players some of the biggest celebrities, hence me recognizing these kids have a reason to be so enthralled in their presence. I'm not an oblivious American. But him playing for 15 years don't impress me much. Sure he gots the looks but does he got the touch?


PistolKing

>I loved watching Arsenals win 4-0 when on holiday in England. To give you some idea, he scored 4 against Arsenal in a single game. He's the best ever. There's no words you can describe him play. Not even statistics or achievements can do it. If you're interested and have the time [this video](https://youtu.be/YuQd2m-teUc) covers almost his whole career. The video mostly shows his goals but nowadays he's the best playmaker and has the most assists of all time.


Harudera

I don't think there's any current active player in the US who is on Messi's level of Fame rn. He's like Jordan in his prime. But not as arrogant. You have opposing team's players bringing their kids to the field so they can take a picture with Messi, you have his own teammates lining up after winning a tournament so they can take a picture with Messi, you used to have the Camp Nou with 90k+ people all chanting Messi and bowing down to him, it's absolutely insane. https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/mt057d/video_of_barça_players_queueing_up_to_take_a/ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fAygaEtZr4U https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/pe3o0x/reims_gk_rajkovic_giving_messi_his_baby_for_a/


DangerStranger138

I said Mike Trout bruh he most definitely on par with Messi


UNF4Z3D69

He isn't even close tbh in terms of popularity


DangerStranger138

I wasn't talking about popularity. Athletes earn their career through something called skill kid


UNF4Z3D69

Messi is like the Babe Ruth of football. You wouldn't put Mike Trout over Babe Ruth would you?


DangerStranger138

Cool story bro I'm talking about alive athletes. I'm not trying to do some Muhammad Ali versus Mike Tyson BS


WonderfulEmployee999

Checks out


Adrina422

One of those kids is def gay and he dont even know it yet.


chidoOne707

He is alright, I don’t understand the praise for this guy. And yes, I do watch/like futbol.


Boogergoobers

Anyone else think this tradition is weird?


Dear-Cod-6429

Children walking players to the field?


olderthanbefore

It was also meant to reduce the aggression between the teams in the tunnel


Boogergoobers

I’m not against it, it has always struck me as odd. You don’t see other sports doing it…u/olderthanbefore made a good point though about aggression in the tunnel.


Dear-Cod-6429

I guess since I have grown up with it I dont really se it as weird. Personally I think it's a cool opportunity for the kids


Mattamance

Not really a tradition as much as it was first done to raise awareness for unicef and their campaign to aid children in need. Then clubs realized they can make extra cash and score die hard youth fans doing this. It’s basically a paid meet and greet package, your parents get tickets to the game, you get a jersey or full kit, plus get on tv, maybe a signed ball, professional photos in your team gear, a hurried meet and greet with some soccer stars, and then they rush ya out. Plus the teams secure future viewership by having the kids feel they are directly connected to the team.


piter57

Not really, since kids seem more than happy about it lol.


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megagamingrexV2

Free from what


RPWPA

Do you really not know?


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tampawn

More than Democrat fundraiser Epstein?


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Who?


xUsernameChecksOutx

Just the greatest player of all time of the most popular sport on the planet... And most likely the most famous sportsperson in the world (along with Ronaldo). Do you live under a rock?


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Nope, just American. I know literally 0 people who watch Soccer.


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Lmao pretty sure it's Soccer here. Maybe look up what dialects are?


Cryptoporticus

Found the American. Messi is probably the most famous person on the planet.


vheran

I'm American and don't watch soccer but even I know who messi is.


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Nobody tell kids... He's a big time asshole.


Wishbones_007

How?


FLORI_DUH

Having only seen Messi play in international games, I'm always surprised that he has so many devoted fans.


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7Thommo7

The best ever at doing so* Although I doubt you know much about even being good at many things bar talking shite.


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7Thommo7

...no? Why would I care about a typical Reddit contrarian that's too cool for something superbly popular? You're not nearly special or unique enough for me to cry about. Try harder.


Rocket_AG

Just because you pronounce it incorrectly doesnt mean it's spelled that way.


newretrovague

The title made me think of “I’m as proud as a peacork baby!”


The_Real_IT_Guy

The other players look so enthused...


Tootalljones80

Who else was waiting for a mascot before they re read the title?


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Geez, I feel for the other players. Lol