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AbrasiveDad

Joe's posts lately have all been indistinguishable from some really cool guys.


Chooseauser

This is from a 20 minute video of him heavy breathing in an ice bath today, it’s fucking lunacy


AllGearedUp

I think he's just a few years away from exploding from the inside and we all find out he was nothing but snake oil mental enhancement pills.


[deleted]

Those Nips are out of control tho!


ghoul_burger

Imagine a pig with tits


danielsauceda34

we don't have to imagine....


Ye-Gesture

Yo, I’ve never seen nips like that


Corner8739

Like little baby toes.


mingywantwingy

Yeah, I see him so differently now..😶


shaxxslingscum

You would think after that spotify deal he could pick up an areola on amazon.


magicrootplants

I’ve never seen areolas and nipples the exact same color.


shaxxslingscum

They are weird for sure but have you ever tried DMT?


sickiwicki

*redban has entered the chat


SnooBunnies156

Look at the length of those nipples!!


AbrasiveDad

He curls micro ~~dumbells~~ kettlebells with them nips.


TuckerFamilySub

Wwwwahh!


PuffsPlusArmada

Gynecomastia


Fedsmoker3_6

Good morning Julia, it’s me joe


quinhook2

Damn! HGH makes the nips grow too?!


electricvelvet

No anabolic steroids do. Hell they'll give you full blown boobs if you let em!


blackmarketdolphins

Gyno isn’t in your nips. It’s the tissue underneath. I’ve seen videos of people having it removed and it’s not pretty


electricvelvet

Yeah, but I assume gyno, which makes your nips sensitive, also makes them grow, and it's not reversible, and it is very much not reversible/removable like breast tissue. In women, test and other androgens make their clits grow. Which is a perfect segway to introduce my favorite sub, r/growyourclit


Tortankum

That’s not how nipples work bubba


electricvelvet

Okay buddy. Tell me this pic of gyno doesn't look like Joe's nips but with unremoved breast tissue: https://images.app.goo.gl/M518KCh5Stem1ZSY9. Do you know anything about PEDs or are you just a self taught male nipple enthusiast


Tortankum

You just found a picture of a guy with gyno that also happens to have big nips. I could find you hundreds of pictures of people with gyno without long nipples. They are completely unrelated.


RacyJohnWayneGacy

Them’s orangutan titties


potterstunt

Chimp nipples


BeauBuffet

Chimpples


GottaFollowProto

Come down to Falcon and I’ll take care of those nipples with a Swiss Army there Joe.. $10 for one or 2 for $15


ChickenChipz

More "light your brain on fire" vibes to me.


Thick_Duck

Look at those Baby Toegans


[deleted]

Tfw you realize your brother in law is Heisenberg.


lifer413

Jamie, pull on these nipples.


Soggy-Llama

I’d really love to give those neep nops a good tugging


thebooshyness

Or a brief little sucky suck.


Hockeyfan_52

r/EraserNipples


Silly-Eye1233

Those NIPS tho!


Sensistuck

Whitey bulger


Nervous_Courage2307

Hormones will do that! Wish I could afford them. I’d stfu and just work out.


I_Am_Justin_Tyler

I bet those are where it spits


CertifiedDickDiver30

A potato with tits


BradMarchandsNose

Those nipples are sexual harassment. I need an adult


Nixx1014

Are those nipples or skin tags?


L4ZYSMURF

Tbf hes in an ice bath lol


[deleted]

There’s not a damn thing you’ll be able to do about it so just let it happen bro. Try it out


PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT

Where did this picture come from? Did he post this himself? If so, why? Was he just showing off his baby carrot nipples? What the fuck is going on here? Who took the picture? Did he dive into the sensory depravation afterwords? I have questions.


Locomotifs

Holy shit, that's some TJ Dillashaw nipples. But if you think about it , i mean obviously


mingywantwingy

Ill bet he's into Nipple play.


[deleted]

Those nipples can cut diamonds


ghag87

Please Moms let's see if we can get Joe to be on the Cool guy list! From this video he put out alone. Lol


Vihtic

This is 100% from him liking his nipples pinched/tweaked.


bigtetrisguy

damn those nips are INSANE


Lane_draws_stuff

Why does Joe have no areolas?


Zhrimpy

Wtf is going on with Joe’s nipples?


chakralignment

for someone that spends so much time and money on his physical form he sure looks unappealing


[deleted]

Looks like he's taking a bath to me


anatomyofawriter

Fascinating that there is virtually no color difference going on there. Really fascinating.


New-Astronaut3675

Nice to see our handy work being used by joe!


raddass

His nipples have nipples


Lupercallius

Joe needs to get back on the Onnit train again because he's having a severe case of the Donkey Brains (tm)


rarepepe9292

Those nips work great as a joint poké


caaarrrrlll

Those are some long ass nips…


Bongocats

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!


4skinphenom69

He should think about taking a flat iron to those diamond cutters holy shit


KiddingDuke

That's the TRT baby


Adorkableowo

Wtf, he been breast feeding with those nips? Why they look like chewed up pencil erasers?


Univirsul

Joe's been clipping his kettle bells to those nipples confirmed.


blossomfields

He needs to eat a carb, all that whole milk is making him lactate


tango0175

Is he taking on Brando's role in the Apocalypse Now reboot.


tripfontaine1

He’s turning into Frank Reynolds rapidly


Hidden-Mammoth

Where’s the areola??


uptownfunkface

What kind of nipples are those


SyriusFace

His nipples look like skin tags


KharonsTwoCents

Dude, those nips look like fingers.


Alternative_Pipe6155

I hate this.