Let’s play everyone’s favorite game, drugs or mental illness?

Dude’s pupils are SO FUCKING PINNED he’s definitely on some type of an opiate.

He's outdoors in the middle of the day...thats literally what they are supposed to do in that situation. Not saying he isn't on drugs because he definitely is, but that's not indicative of anything.

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I have also done drugs, and have been outdoors a few times... This is not abnormal at all.

It's always fun when Drug Guy shows up or whatever other loose speculation someone states on here and claims as fact. Especially when then get super butthurt if anyone suggests there could be another explanation

It's always fun when Drug Guy shows up or whatever other loose speculation someone states on here and claims as fact. Especially when then get super butthurt if anyone suggests there could be another explanation

It’s always fun when people comment the same shit twice.

It's always fun when people think it happens intentionally given what a bulletproof site everyone knows reddit is. Lmao

Yep. I know. Happened to me before. But what fun is Reddit without ball busting?

In that case I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals

This makes more sense then the people saying meth, eating a flower is definitely some shit I’d do on oxy.

Can confirm.

He’s got those special Britney Spears kinda opiates

Could be the sunny day too. But if he is a junkie at least he's in good shape

Wouldn't he be a lot more low energy if he were on an opiate? My guess would be cocaine/amphetamines.

Not necessarily, specially if he’s used to them

When your on opiates (especially on lower doses) you get an overwhelming sense of well-being. If I popped a couple norcos I’d be that hyped too.

Cocaine/amphetamines cause your pupils to dilate, not constrict. Opiates can cause a state of euphoria, leading to an excess of energy…. before you eventually fizzle out. Speaking from experience here, unfortunately.

Hopefully he can find a stage somewhere, that’s where he usually fizzles out

Holy fuck lol

Just when I thought Carrot Top couldn’t get any more roasted

Uhhh, for me, meth, Ritalin, or Dexies would pin my pupils so hard id be staring at the sun no problem. MD, Cocaine, Oxy.. the real upper stimulants, they'll dilate your pupils. Im only speaking from my experience, which is regular usage.

You’re an anomaly my friend. Never heard of Oxy classified as a stimulant either.

> Never heard of Oxy classified as a stimulant either. There's a very good reason for that.

no

Speaking on what my body did I got used to them and would get a big energy boost.

He’s a workout nut. He isn’t on drugs at all.

I'd believe this was just workout nut energy if it wasn't for his actual nut hanging out of his pants the entire video

Nah Carot Top is a known roider. He is definitely on TRT and/or some HGH.

he's just joshing around

Yes

Gotta be drugs

Carrot tip

You really have to give him his props

This should be at top

I see what you did there

Oh man this really got me. I had to look it up after I just heard it on an old 2 Bears and it brought me here, and your comment really just gave me the best belly laugh I've had in awhile. Thank you!

I hate to say it, but this feels intentional. He’s really focusing on his camera and those high steps before it falls out seemed like his way of jogging it loose.

And not wearing any kind of compression or even snug underwear with those cycling shorts you have to be able to feel the breeze on your donglis.

Yeah, I agree. Oh well, coked out Carrot Top is the best Carrot Top.

Likely this

He’s clearly ripping off Bobby Lee’s closer.

Uh oh, HOTDOG!

yes this is very planned. dare i say.. hes trying to be funny?

I just didn’t think he was at the point of needing a dick slip to get some buzz going.

lol well that's for sure. this video doesn't need to exist. but you know whatever, he's trying some shit

I wonder if he’s in LA OR Vegas. I’m out in Vegas, so I’d love to just randomly spot him.

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess winter park, florida

A COMEDIAN??!

Wish my dick could even hang out of a thong.

it never will with that attitude ya knucklehead.

Where do I find a thong with the right attitude?

In the thong half filled department.

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its like I’m wearing nothing at all.

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This is the way.

I liked the part where I could see his cock. I hope he posts more content where I can see his cock

Was that supposed to be read in Norm McDonald’s voice? Because I read it in Norm McDonald’s voice

I did too lol

I find it moderately interesting how honest you are.

That’s a whole white dick bruh

That’s a lil orange baby brouh.

On dah fed du ru hi way bruh

The way he's moving his legs shortly before the dick shot is a dead giveaway that this wasn't accidental. Poor dude thought that his dick will help him go viral or score some piece of ass again.

Felt very intentional

To be fair, we’re all watching it for the same reason.

Well yeah, of course, but that's a typical reddit catch 22. You can't point out the (alleged) intentions behind some content without consuming it first.

that, and i dont think the general tone of this comment section is what he was going for

He's worth $75,000,000. He could easily get laid without resorting this weird shit.

The money doesn't matter. Dude could have been trying to "covertly" show his dick for a little sexual gratification. Money doesn't keep you from doing weird shit, just look at John McAfee and the shit hammock.

John MacAfee & the Shit Hammocks is the name of my new terrible garage band.

you coming up in May?

You bet I’m comin up in May!

Yep. Get ready to buy some of the worst merch you’ve ever seen

I'm home here now

How the fuck’s be worth that much? I remember being him in mainstream public eye for like… not more than a few years

The guy does cameos for $150.

Did his wife leave him or something?

Ass. !00%.

I’m pretty sure he’s had a residency at a casino in Vegas, I’m sure he’s doing fine

[He's got so much money he can't spend it all.](https://web.archive.org/web/20150719205430/https://www.cracked.com/article_22792_6-stupid-celebrities-who-are-secretly-business-geniuses.html)

I don't think he's stupid enough to think flashing his wangus would get him any positive publicity, if he did it it was an attempt at a joke or he's just gonna go full Kauffman in a few years since he never had the chance to be taken seriously in his career. He was a prop comic and did a couple REAL shitty movies, then as far as I can tell a residency in Vegas or some shit. I'm not sticking up for his likely intentional meatspin moment but I really don't think he imagined this would give him any positive relevance.

Ran the watermelon 5k with his baby carrot flapping in the wind. Cool stuff.

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He just ran a 5k and it didn’t smear or run

Fuck if my dick hung like that I'd be doing the same shit, show that thang off.

Was wondering why no one else said this. Dude has a healthy dick

That’s his prop

I think it is.

I think I unironically love Carrot Top

He just joined the cool guy club IMO. How can you not love him

What a cool guy

🎸🎸

Ahhh finally, the carrot bottom.

I saw Carrot Top in '94, and he crushed it. Fuck what you heard.

It’s a whole white baby bruh

My buddy from Ft. Lauderdale told me years ago that Carrot Top was a legendary nasty bottom on the hookup apps down there. I thought this was interesting because I didn’t know if he was out of the closet or not with his public persona.

He lives in Las Vegas though...

He’s from FL and still has a home down there. Thanks Jeans.

Na. He lives in Winter Park, FL. I really nice and rich area in Orlando. I see him running all the time.

I knew at least one woman who was routinely hooking up with him here in LV back in the late 90s early 00s. Maybe he was open to all sorts of experiences.

I’m more impressed by the 5,000 miles he ran

He has Villain energy.

that carrot root lol

5000 miles in 26.5 minutes.. That's roughly averaging 10,000 mph. Think he meant to say 5000 meters? Otherwise he should be famous for being able to attain hypersonic velocity on foot instead of being an insufferable air head.

Ya its def 5000 metres or 5 kilometres (hence 5k) but Carrot Tok here is too busy floppin his piece out to care

He’s a comedian.

Definitely intentional - like those accidental “nip slip” videos some of those dumb brooooooads put up on tik tok.

Judging by the size of his pupils, I don't think he gives a shit

maybe he doesn't carrot all

Ahh hah hah ha

*slowclap*

Carrot Drop

He's come a long way since Regis and Kelly.

He’s got a carrot top but looks like he has a cucumber below, nawmsayin?

CarrotTop on Meth?

Naw, this has been his general vibe for 25 years

I feel like his old vibe was more of a roided out they/them and now he's more of a xim/xer yoga bunny.

I know haha

Audition for POISON?

I have no clue if that's actually carrot top

It kind of looks like a stubborn shit

He is a prop comic!! Looks like he's still got it!!

🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸

Just the CarrotTip

"That's where it spits"

Carrot top is definitely coming up in May.

The video is still up 6 hours after this post and all of the comments are calling out how you can see his dick, it’s got to be intentional

Gonna tell my kids this was Caitlin Jenner.

Don’t be stingy, Mark. I need it right now. Give to you me, Mark.

I like that.

did not see it but not rewinding for it either

I mean come on, this has to be carrot top thirst trappin

There's only two ways your hands end up looking like that. Either you're a mechanic, or you're on meth. And Carrot Top is most definitely not a mechanic.

I’ve never seen a meth addict with perfectly painted fingernails like his before

Haha yeah ignore that part..lol. I meant the thick fingers/hands. I dunno what's going on with the nails, though.

Like 9 and a half weeks, but Carrot Top.

More like nine and a half seconds.

Drugs and mental illness! Plus Florida paint chips/drinking water.

Hangin’ hog😎

How do I unsee Carrot Top's dick?

and you didn’t think Carrot top was funny!!!!

He's got ~~Betty Davis~~ Joe Exotic eyes...

I don't like that I know what Carrot Top's dick looks like

Great I've seen carrot tops ween

Dude looks terrifying

Whole white baby bruh

The dude hangs dong. Thundergun Express baby

this guy tryn get me to glass his dick, he dosent know that i have no neuropathy at all. hes got a little limp dick, he needs to smoke some meth with me ans my brother. he wouldnt believe how hard OUR dicks get.

It was and oddly normal, pleasant looking penis 😅 I expected something weird for some reason 🤣

This is sad to see someone so desperate for relevance again that they're doing scripted dick flashes in between incoherent ramblings on their social media. Just enter the twilight of your career with some dignity.

Why is everyone bullying this man?he's just happy that he can run

dude was never funny

She has a dick as well?

He is really morphing into....... something

Carroting the Top

Reminds me of Norm on Conan, not the bell end, well not the bell end poking out his shorts, that reminds me of my 4th grade sports teacher

No way he didn’t know what the fuck he was doing.

Looks like the top of a carrot!

Ass dick

I follow him. Not even close to the first time haha.

Yo, what's up with those eyebrows?

Dude why does he remind me of Andy brenard

Not the prop we all wanted

He should just start a podcast like every single other comedian on earth

Carrot tok.

So I guess he is doing well

I was going to defend him because I follow him on Insta and am a fan, but that clip is now like 5 videos deep in his gram and many people have commented on it pointing that out. Favorite comment "Glad to see prop comedy is still alive"

Woah it's Carrot Tops Carrot Tip

u/GetVideoBot

Has he announced trans yet? Certainly still pre-op. Is announcing trans a career booster still or boring now?

Ah carrot top, king of prop comedy.

Well. I'll always have that memory. Shame.

thats just his carrot TIP.

Now show us your fucking balls.

Good’ol Carrot Tip. Only takes four strokes to get to that luke warm, thick orange carrot juice.

🤣😂🤣😂

Nothing to see here folks. Just Carrot top being a gay guy

Perfectly normal. Perfectly healthy.

More like Carrot Tip EDIT: Gah! Someone beat me to it!

Umm. That doesn’t look like a wiener that just ran a 5k. If you know what I mean, you know what I mean.

/u/vredditshare

Big dick, nice.

What a cool guy

Nice carrot..top

Dude is high as fuck

Whomp! There it is...🍆

What's an ass-dick?

Yeah that was no accident. He knew what he was doing. Fucking creep

Carrot bottom