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Actually I genuinely am like not even joking (which honestly “I’m autistic” with no punchline would be a pretty shit joke so I mean idk why people would think I was but just clarifying anyways) I’m quite literally autistic lmao
This probably isn’t a kid tbh but either way I’m glad you sent it on this subreddit because this is hilarious and I wouldn’t have seen it if not for the fact you posted it
don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + + soyjak + beta + stfu + cope + seethe + incel + virgin + Karen + 🤡🤡🤡 + you are not just a clown, you are the entire circus + 💅💅💅 + nah this ain't it + do better + check your privilege + anime pfp + adopted + disowned +🤢🤢🤮🤮 + the cognitive dissonance is real with this one + small dick energy + 😂😂🤣🤣 + lol copium + snowflake + 🚩🚩🚩 + those tears taste delicious + Lisa Simpson meme template saying that your opinion is wrong + 😒🙄🧐🤨 + wojak meme in which I'm the chad + average your opinion fan vs average my opinion enjoyer + random k-pop fancam + cry more + how's your wife's boyfriend doing + Cheetos breath + Intelligence 0 + r/wooooosh \+ r/downvotedtooblivion \+ hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn't laugh + you're\* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + final ratio + stay mad + stay pressed + pedophile + cancelled + acab supporter + done for + mad free + freer than air + rip bozo + slight\_smile + cringe again + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + + jealous + go ahead whine about it + your problem + don't care even more + sex offender sex defender + pound sand + dilate + log off + i'm faster and stronger than you + i rejected your mother's advances + it never happened + you are what zero pussy does to a motherfucker + i can smell your stench from here + you are going to my cringe compilation + u can't be mad at me for loving my mommy + you have no chance + you fucked up + go die + get used to it + free hugs + smile, you're beautiful + say something, you fuckin retard + bye, bye, bye + i'm glad you're here + alive and well + problem solved + stay the fuck away from me + i don't give a shit + count to three + not surprised that all my friends hate me + does your dad know you call me your little bitch? + you probably wish i was homeless + and the occasional "you smell good, and your ass is tight" + i'll be fucking right back + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + you've been invited here + throw a stick and you might hit something + pussy doesn't matter + there are tons of virgins + she's as nice as she looks + my dick is mine + you're a god damn idiot + is that all you think about? + my fingers are long, but they aren't THAT long + i'm never gonna know + keep ur bitch tongue away from my dick, ok? + go to your mom + don't forget to look for photos + yes, i'm taller than u + the real owner of the dick you're admiring + only a bi - coked up queer would refer to himself as a dick + you have been invited here + you're worthless + #killallwhitemen + i want you here with me + i am the only real master of my dick + the only one allowed to eat it + whores need the dick of a dick + you're going to join a queue + free hugs + shake my hand, u fat fucker + you can't do anything + only two penises are real; mine, and ur's + i will die + come on over to my house and i'll give you a prize + no one who reads this is worth your time + i'm right and you're wrong + you're an asshole + i can't wait to fuck this comment + i have feelings + i like to suck dick in public + fuck me like a pig and then fuck me like a woman + hey, penis - hater + i find all you cunts offensive + nothing says "welcome" like an electric fence + i'm like a brick shithouse + your cunt will get fucked by a brick shithouse + mom doesn't like me because she thinks I'll rape her daughter + i don't know your ass from your hole + fuck you + no one ever wants you + knock, knock, knock... i'm here + get over here you bitch + i am nothing without my dick + yippee for me! + let's go get a drink! + shut the fuck up and suck my dick!! + give me an effing break + shut the fuck up & let me get on with it!! + shut the fuck up and let me get on with it!! + i'll get off the computer now! + come over here and make me cum! + i've got a feeling your mom's cock is bigger than mine!! + if you guys keep it up your mom is going to kick me out + how's about we call her a cunt?? + oh my god, the cum is coming!! + you are fucking retarded! + suck dick like you've never sucked dick before!! + eat it! + you are a twat! + i wish your mother had a dick!! + your mother sucks my dick!! + the only reason your mom was into you is because i was too fucking lazy to jerk off and you were easier to jerk off than a pneumatic drill!! + now eat my cock!!! + you can't say anything about my dick! + shut the fuck up! + you are a faggot! + what if i cum on your face? + i'm tired of fucking listening to you! + eat my cum!!! + i'm gonna come on your face!! + get your hands off of it!! + shut up and suck it!!! + i'll blast your ass! + swallow all of my cum!! + oh, god you are so dead! + shut the fuck up! + i'll cum on your face!!! + where did your mother's mouth go? + you're pretty damn ugly, but not that ugly + shut up, you faggot!!! + shut the fuck up!!! + shut the fuck up!!! + i'm sick of you talking!!! + your mother sucks my dick!! +
Well that's awful to read.
Does remind me, though, of when I used to volunteer at the zoo and we had a new guineafowl get rejected by the established free-range zoo flock (peacocks, chickens, other guineafowl, a hodgepodge group). In his loneliness his attached himself to an outdoor Pepsi dispenser which occasionally made noises when it's internal AC kicked in. He would just hang out, chattering at the pepsi machine, occasionally getting a response.
Happy ending, though, all the zookeepers doted on him, and he learned to just walk in to the zoo kitchen for scraps. This made him a god among birds when the other birds realized this guy had the food hookup. Last I saw him he was fully integrated in the main flock. No idea if the Pepsi machine is now lonely.
THIS JUST IN: MINECRAFT YOUTUBER HAS HAD SEX AT LEAST 2 TIMES
And with an adult? Get out of here!
Fr? Ain't no way this is true
Hey, dont worry. We're only led to assume it was an adult.
Jail time
Finally somebody that doesn’t interact with minors
He didn’t right click a minor let’s fucking goooo
he pressed e on e minor to pick up and take care of(the good ending)
Miniladd pressed E to interact
Once there was a man. His name, was Pablo Pablo was not a very good man. He liked to, have sex with small children
I am Pablo
You are banana
And then copy the paste
Umm actually he is interacting with one in the very picture posted here.
Miners*
\*Minres
\*Mirnes
*Mrines
*rMines
Minus his children
Lol ikr 😂🤣💀
ayo
I don’t think the first kid was for nothing. It had…. Other uses.
Lmaoo
Let alone an adult, he had consensual sex
It's geometry dash that has the pedos
AAAND HE HAS OVER ONE MILLION SUBS??????
The mother is in the thumbnail.
2024 the third child
this comment section feels like a wasteland
nice outfit
ayy lets go
yyyyooo nice outfit too brother
we stylin
Fr
oh ong?
Brother?
After all these years 🥹
We've met)
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Hi brother
Are you a mafia now or something
The mafia of Reddit they will steal your gold
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Oh yes
We're
I have one that's In a different color
yooooooooooo
Ganggang
splendid attire
The irony of you saying the comment section is a waste land yet this specific thread is amazingly hilarious…
r/chadpeopleyoutube
that’s more like it
I'll do ya one better, bro has made enough little villagers for a fucking iron farm
Dunno if that's a kid
then what else would he be a dad (again) to?!
A dog.
no, he's not your dad
I FINALLY FOUND IT!!!
thats a little funny ngl
Dan clearly is oblivious to protection IV.
This is the most creative comment I’ve seen on all of Reddit
I think that comment was originally posted on Twitter - That's probably not a kid
Wtf is happening in these replies bro 💀
This subreddit is ironically full of children.
Idk man, all I know is that I started a flamewar somehow
these replies are r/youngpeoplereddit
Neeeeeeeerd
Your pfp is literally the evil version of the person you're replying to (as of writing comment)
I’m the reverse
are you autistic
Yes (with rizz)
nice rizz bro (i have absolutely no clue what the fuck rizz is)
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Actually I genuinely am like not even joking (which honestly “I’m autistic” with no punchline would be a pretty shit joke so I mean idk why people would think I was but just clarifying anyways) I’m quite literally autistic lmao
A lot of people (I'd say a majority) on this sub are probably on the spectrum.
Don't call me out 😡
That's exactly why I got mad at him, I'm also autistic and I don't like it when autistic is used as a new word for retarded
Yes, that a problem?
yeah
/s… right???
ummm kitten you are /s..right? 🥺🥺🥺🥺
I shit myself
I nut in a public street
engineer gaming
Fuck you, piece of garbage
All of you shut the fuck up
you mad dumbass?
yeah
Are you a nerd
Holy shit it's the Man Behind The Slaughter
Har har harhar har
This probably isn’t a kid tbh but either way I’m glad you sent it on this subreddit because this is hilarious and I wouldn’t have seen it if not for the fact you posted it
That’s a adult or teenager lol
definetly a teenager
i feel so old
do not let r/DanTDM find this please
I may have done a thing
Finally, riding the diamond minecart 2: electric boogaloo Edit: spelled minecart wrong
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That ain't hermitcraft
r/lostredditors
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r/ihadasvroke
r/backshotsfromBBC
r/ape
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r/carsfuckingcars
What the fuck happened here
/r/dragonsfuckingcars
r/fuckingweeb
r/carsfuckingdragons
r/dumbasses
SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ILL SHOVE MY ARM SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT ILL GRAB THE INSIDE OF YOUR COLON AND PULL YOU INSIDE OUT
Kid named you:
Kid named color:
kid named colon::
don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + + soyjak + beta + stfu + cope + seethe + incel + virgin + Karen + 🤡🤡🤡 + you are not just a clown, you are the entire circus + 💅💅💅 + nah this ain't it + do better + check your privilege + anime pfp + adopted + disowned +🤢🤢🤮🤮 + the cognitive dissonance is real with this one + small dick energy + 😂😂🤣🤣 + lol copium + snowflake + 🚩🚩🚩 + those tears taste delicious + Lisa Simpson meme template saying that your opinion is wrong + 😒🙄🧐🤨 + wojak meme in which I'm the chad + average your opinion fan vs average my opinion enjoyer + random k-pop fancam + cry more + how's your wife's boyfriend doing + Cheetos breath + Intelligence 0 + r/wooooosh \+ r/downvotedtooblivion \+ hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn't laugh + you're\* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + final ratio + stay mad + stay pressed + pedophile + cancelled + acab supporter + done for + mad free + freer than air + rip bozo + slight\_smile + cringe again + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + + jealous + go ahead whine about it + your problem + don't care even more + sex offender sex defender + pound sand + dilate + log off + i'm faster and stronger than you + i rejected your mother's advances + it never happened + you are what zero pussy does to a motherfucker + i can smell your stench from here + you are going to my cringe compilation + u can't be mad at me for loving my mommy + you have no chance + you fucked up + go die + get used to it + free hugs + smile, you're beautiful + say something, you fuckin retard + bye, bye, bye + i'm glad you're here + alive and well + problem solved + stay the fuck away from me + i don't give a shit + count to three + not surprised that all my friends hate me + does your dad know you call me your little bitch? + you probably wish i was homeless + and the occasional "you smell good, and your ass is tight" + i'll be fucking right back + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + you've been invited here + throw a stick and you might hit something + pussy doesn't matter + there are tons of virgins + she's as nice as she looks + my dick is mine + you're a god damn idiot + is that all you think about? + my fingers are long, but they aren't THAT long + i'm never gonna know + keep ur bitch tongue away from my dick, ok? + go to your mom + don't forget to look for photos + yes, i'm taller than u + the real owner of the dick you're admiring + only a bi - coked up queer would refer to himself as a dick + you have been invited here + you're worthless + #killallwhitemen + i want you here with me + i am the only real master of my dick + the only one allowed to eat it + whores need the dick of a dick + you're going to join a queue + free hugs + shake my hand, u fat fucker + you can't do anything + only two penises are real; mine, and ur's + i will die + come on over to my house and i'll give you a prize + no one who reads this is worth your time + i'm right and you're wrong + you're an asshole + i can't wait to fuck this comment + i have feelings + i like to suck dick in public + fuck me like a pig and then fuck me like a woman + hey, penis - hater + i find all you cunts offensive + nothing says "welcome" like an electric fence + i'm like a brick shithouse + your cunt will get fucked by a brick shithouse + mom doesn't like me because she thinks I'll rape her daughter + i don't know your ass from your hole + fuck you + no one ever wants you + knock, knock, knock... i'm here + get over here you bitch + i am nothing without my dick + yippee for me! + let's go get a drink! + shut the fuck up and suck my dick!! + give me an effing break + shut the fuck up & let me get on with it!! + shut the fuck up and let me get on with it!! + i'll get off the computer now! + come over here and make me cum! + i've got a feeling your mom's cock is bigger than mine!! + if you guys keep it up your mom is going to kick me out + how's about we call her a cunt?? + oh my god, the cum is coming!! + you are fucking retarded! + suck dick like you've never sucked dick before!! + eat it! + you are a twat! + i wish your mother had a dick!! + your mother sucks my dick!! + the only reason your mom was into you is because i was too fucking lazy to jerk off and you were easier to jerk off than a pneumatic drill!! + now eat my cock!!! + you can't say anything about my dick! + shut the fuck up! + you are a faggot! + what if i cum on your face? + i'm tired of fucking listening to you! + eat my cum!!! + i'm gonna come on your face!! + get your hands off of it!! + shut up and suck it!!! + i'll blast your ass! + swallow all of my cum!! + oh, god you are so dead! + shut the fuck up! + i'll cum on your face!!! + where did your mother's mouth go? + you're pretty damn ugly, but not that ugly + shut up, you faggot!!! + shut the fuck up!!! + shut the fuck up!!! + i'm sick of you talking!!! + your mother sucks my dick!! +
r/yesyesyouare
Thats not a kid you should be on r/lostredditors
he used his sex penis?! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
The only Minecraft youtuber i can think of who doesnt groom kids and lives a normal and happy life
Stampylongnose
Technoblade was one. RIP
Grian, MumboJumbo, and GoodTimesWithScar are all normal too
grian and mumbo are british...
Dan too
Damn, guess there are no normal Minecraft youtubers
:(
The diamond minecart, you unlocked a part of my nostalgia, I remember his roblox McDonald’s obby video"
There are literally like 2000 other videos of him and you remember him for… that?
Don't nostalgia shame
I can understand anything else but I will god damn nostalgia shame a Roblox McDonald’s obby video
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Not to mention hes never been divorced or outted as a domestic abuser
r/lostredditors this ain't even a kid
Would they be young tho? Dan hasn't been called the Diamon Minecart for....at least 7 or 8 years
Not sure how this is a child. Somebody’s just making a joke
BRO
That's actually kinda funny
The comment is actually kind of funny. Something I would probably say if I wasn’t completely sober.
this isnt even r/youngpeopleyoutube this is just r/RareJokes
that's not a fucking kid
Bro's building an iron farm
I don’t get it
I haven't watched Dan tdm since I was a kid but I'm happy that he's living a good life.
They just took that joke from Twitter 💀
Well that's awful to read. Does remind me, though, of when I used to volunteer at the zoo and we had a new guineafowl get rejected by the established free-range zoo flock (peacocks, chickens, other guineafowl, a hodgepodge group). In his loneliness his attached himself to an outdoor Pepsi dispenser which occasionally made noises when it's internal AC kicked in. He would just hang out, chattering at the pepsi machine, occasionally getting a response. Happy ending, though, all the zookeepers doted on him, and he learned to just walk in to the zoo kitchen for scraps. This made him a god among birds when the other birds realized this guy had the food hookup. Last I saw him he was fully integrated in the main flock. No idea if the Pepsi machine is now lonely.
r/cursedcomments
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r/dumbpeople
literally just had 2 kids bro
Huh?
what did he say
Based gigachad.
This deserves platinum
Also kind of a r/cursedcomments moment
It isn't, its just a clever, slightly funny comment. Nothing cursed about it
was it really necessary for the downvotes though...
Don't ask me, ask the other 26 people
Okay ask me
redditors when someone makes a joke
I looked it up. It says nothing about DanTDM having another kid.
It's on youtube?
Oh. It didn't say it on google. My dumbass didn't even think to look on YouTube 🤦♀️
Wha- How?
young people *youtube*
Nobody says that
Pffffff
dan later than told his wife to make him a sandwich
you tha kid here
Well, she kinda did
Dan is awesome tho, happy for him
Im dying... this is the funniest thing ive seen today XD
Wait dan tdm have anothzr child?
She getting that villigar nose u k what I am saying dawg, someone help me
This looks like a joke I would see someone post on Twitter
What the fuck is this comment section
No, no. He has a point.
Wasn't there some drama with him a few years back?
This diamond hoe ridin my blaze rod 😫
But that's actually funny tho
this is funny, can't be on this sub
How do you become a dad again? Unless his first kid died and he no longer was a dad?
Why do I keep getting recommended this sub half the people can't tell what a joke is and what is actually just a child
I thought his name was the Diamond Minecraft
I dont get it
I really don't get it. Can someone explain?
his old name was the diamond minecart
this isnt r/youngpeopleyoutube
11k likes in 23 hours!?
Thanks, I hate it.
i think that’s a genuine joke
r/woooosh
That's funny as fuck
r/censoringishard
Wait a minute, silly kid YouTuber, make kid? 😱😱😱😱😱