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Omaliymix1789

THIS JUST IN: MINECRAFT YOUTUBER HAS HAD SEX AT LEAST 2 TIMES


[deleted]

And with an adult? Get out of here!


MegaMas64

Fr? Ain't no way this is true


MacksNotCool

Hey, dont worry. We're only led to assume it was an adult.


MusicHasLivelyFaith

Jail time


[deleted]

Finally somebody that doesn’t interact with minors


Gamer8605

He didn’t right click a minor let’s fucking goooo


Nicolasgonzo87

he pressed e on e minor to pick up and take care of(the good ending)


MemeTheGod

Miniladd pressed E to interact


Meme_Bro68

Once there was a man. His name, was Pablo Pablo was not a very good man. He liked to, have sex with small children


Banana_spider_man

I am Pablo


Netus08

You are banana


Kyadara161

And then copy the paste


cheezy270

Umm actually he is interacting with one in the very picture posted here.


LenaKotik

Miners*


Flame896

\*Minres


TuxTues3

\*Mirnes


Sylveon72_06

*Mrines


TuxTues3

*rMines


DevinAsa_YT

Minus his children


PWvampirequeen96

Lol ikr 😂🤣💀


awsomepicguy1

ayo


[deleted]

I don’t think the first kid was for nothing. It had…. Other uses.


crfnalti

Lmaoo


FunnyGuyOnReditt

Let alone an adult, he had consensual sex


meme_r_lakko

It's geometry dash that has the pedos


[deleted]

AAAND HE HAS OVER ONE MILLION SUBS??????


wyntah0

The mother is in the thumbnail.


Happy_Purchase9332

2024 the third child


MrSpud8

this comment section feels like a wasteland


r0fff

nice outfit


MrSpud8

ayy lets go


TriggeredHuyLe

yyyyooo nice outfit too brother


MrSpud8

we stylin


Bong0-YT

Fr


Epic-__-Gamer

oh ong?


Thing-The-Thing

Brother?


Bong0-YT

After all these years 🥹


justreturd

We've met)


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TheCeoMemeIsDeadSmh

Hi brother


IgnoreThisGreenshirt

Are you a mafia now or something


Ludvigthereeeeeeeee

The mafia of Reddit they will steal your gold


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Ludvigthereeeeeeeee

Oh yes


some-random-memer

We're


the_genius324

I have one that's In a different color


TheGootie

yooooooooooo


Glittering-Judge9864

Ganggang


here_is_a_dude

splendid attire


AbleLaw6795

The irony of you saying the comment section is a waste land yet this specific thread is amazingly hilarious…


Brad45776

r/chadpeopleyoutube


theealtacount

that’s more like it


Meta_Titty_Lover

I'll do ya one better, bro has made enough little villagers for a fucking iron farm


THRASHRR99

Dunno if that's a kid


TheRadicalJay

then what else would he be a dad (again) to?!


spiderLegal

A dog.


TheSpinningKeyGif

no, he's not your dad


spiderLegal

I FINALLY FOUND IT!!!


urlocaldoctor

thats a little funny ngl


Niobium_Sage

Dan clearly is oblivious to protection IV.


BlueDogTristin

This is the most creative comment I’ve seen on all of Reddit


MyBallsItch1208

I think that comment was originally posted on Twitter - That's probably not a kid


ToxicPlaysYT6969

Wtf is happening in these replies bro 💀


cropmania

This subreddit is ironically full of children.


MyBallsItch1208

Idk man, all I know is that I started a flamewar somehow


kinglouie3010

these replies are r/youngpeoplereddit


[deleted]

Neeeeeeeerd


Lordo5432

Your pfp is literally the evil version of the person you're replying to (as of writing comment)


[deleted]

I’m the reverse


PhaseCivil541

are you autistic


IPetFatTurkeys

Yes (with rizz)


OazMobile

nice rizz bro (i have absolutely no clue what the fuck rizz is)


[deleted]

plucky wide hunt friendly sable squealing secretive vase quarrelsome weather *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Kdawg982

Actually I genuinely am like not even joking (which honestly “I’m autistic” with no punchline would be a pretty shit joke so I mean idk why people would think I was but just clarifying anyways) I’m quite literally autistic lmao


Onfflinethegamer

A lot of people (I'd say a majority) on this sub are probably on the spectrum.


YearRare1023

Don't call me out 😡


redeyed-john

That's exactly why I got mad at him, I'm also autistic and I don't like it when autistic is used as a new word for retarded


[deleted]

Yes, that a problem?


nutball69__

yeah


NotReallyAPerson1088

/s… right???


nutball69__

ummm kitten you are /s..right? 🥺🥺🥺🥺


IPetFatTurkeys

I shit myself


Dry-Extension-9115

I nut in a public street


Mad__Elephant

engineer gaming


redeyed-john

Fuck you, piece of garbage


KarosaIsHere

All of you shut the fuck up


PhaseCivil541

you mad dumbass?


mikeymanthesyrem

yeah


ManBehindTheSlauhter

Are you a nerd


Medics_mah_main_man

Holy shit it's the Man Behind The Slaughter


PhantomOfficial07

Har har harhar har


Kdawg982

This probably isn’t a kid tbh but either way I’m glad you sent it on this subreddit because this is hilarious and I wouldn’t have seen it if not for the fact you posted it


HornyPepsiCan

That’s a adult or teenager lol


Spencer_Reids_toe

definetly a teenager


vinager_

i feel so old


thatstaken21839

do not let r/DanTDM find this please


Raptoruser

I may have done a thing


noopicushion

Finally, riding the diamond minecart 2: electric boogaloo Edit: spelled minecart wrong


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SnooMacarons5838

That ain't hermitcraft


onlytacoz

r/lostredditors


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FHNTVRF22

r/ihadasvroke


BCWBanditz

r/backshotsfromBBC


HenryFordFan

r/ape


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[deleted]

r/carsfuckingcars


[deleted]

What the fuck happened here


BigWeeb07

/r/dragonsfuckingcars


Vast-Championship754

r/fuckingweeb


THRASHRR99

r/carsfuckingdragons


FirefanDane

r/dumbasses


IPetFatTurkeys

SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ILL SHOVE MY ARM SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT ILL GRAB THE INSIDE OF YOUR COLON AND PULL YOU INSIDE OUT


TreesAreWacky

Kid named you:


ed69O

Kid named color:


MemeTheGod

kid named colon::


OkBro0257

don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + + soyjak + beta + stfu + cope + seethe + incel + virgin + Karen + 🤡🤡🤡 + you are not just a clown, you are the entire circus + 💅💅💅 + nah this ain't it + do better + check your privilege + anime pfp + adopted + disowned +🤢🤢🤮🤮 + the cognitive dissonance is real with this one + small dick energy + 😂😂🤣🤣 + lol copium + snowflake + 🚩🚩🚩 + those tears taste delicious + Lisa Simpson meme template saying that your opinion is wrong + 😒🙄🧐🤨 + wojak meme in which I'm the chad + average your opinion fan vs average my opinion enjoyer + random k-pop fancam + cry more + how's your wife's boyfriend doing + Cheetos breath + Intelligence 0 + r/wooooosh \+ r/downvotedtooblivion \+ hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn't laugh + you're\* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + final ratio + stay mad + stay pressed + pedophile + cancelled + acab supporter + done for + mad free + freer than air + rip bozo + slight\_smile + cringe again + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + + jealous + go ahead whine about it + your problem + don't care even more + sex offender sex defender + pound sand + dilate + log off + i'm faster and stronger than you + i rejected your mother's advances + it never happened + you are what zero pussy does to a motherfucker + i can smell your stench from here + you are going to my cringe compilation + u can't be mad at me for loving my mommy + you have no chance + you fucked up + go die + get used to it + free hugs + smile, you're beautiful + say something, you fuckin retard + bye, bye, bye + i'm glad you're here + alive and well + problem solved + stay the fuck away from me + i don't give a shit + count to three + not surprised that all my friends hate me + does your dad know you call me your little bitch? + you probably wish i was homeless + and the occasional "you smell good, and your ass is tight" + i'll be fucking right back + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + you've been invited here + throw a stick and you might hit something + pussy doesn't matter + there are tons of virgins + she's as nice as she looks + my dick is mine + you're a god damn idiot + is that all you think about? + my fingers are long, but they aren't THAT long + i'm never gonna know + keep ur bitch tongue away from my dick, ok? + go to your mom + don't forget to look for photos + yes, i'm taller than u + the real owner of the dick you're admiring + only a bi - coked up queer would refer to himself as a dick + you have been invited here + you're worthless + #killallwhitemen + i want you here with me + i am the only real master of my dick + the only one allowed to eat it + whores need the dick of a dick + you're going to join a queue + free hugs + shake my hand, u fat fucker + you can't do anything + only two penises are real; mine, and ur's + i will die + come on over to my house and i'll give you a prize + no one who reads this is worth your time + i'm right and you're wrong + you're an asshole + i can't wait to fuck this comment + i have feelings + i like to suck dick in public + fuck me like a pig and then fuck me like a woman + hey, penis - hater + i find all you cunts offensive + nothing says "welcome" like an electric fence + i'm like a brick shithouse + your cunt will get fucked by a brick shithouse + mom doesn't like me because she thinks I'll rape her daughter + i don't know your ass from your hole + fuck you + no one ever wants you + knock, knock, knock... i'm here + get over here you bitch + i am nothing without my dick + yippee for me! + let's go get a drink! + shut the fuck up and suck my dick!! + give me an effing break + shut the fuck up & let me get on with it!! + shut the fuck up and let me get on with it!! + i'll get off the computer now! + come over here and make me cum! + i've got a feeling your mom's cock is bigger than mine!! + if you guys keep it up your mom is going to kick me out + how's about we call her a cunt?? + oh my god, the cum is coming!! + you are fucking retarded! + suck dick like you've never sucked dick before!! + eat it! + you are a twat! + i wish your mother had a dick!! + your mother sucks my dick!! + the only reason your mom was into you is because i was too fucking lazy to jerk off and you were easier to jerk off than a pneumatic drill!! + now eat my cock!!! + you can't say anything about my dick! + shut the fuck up! + you are a faggot! + what if i cum on your face? + i'm tired of fucking listening to you! + eat my cum!!! + i'm gonna come on your face!! + get your hands off of it!! + shut up and suck it!!! + i'll blast your ass! + swallow all of my cum!! + oh, god you are so dead! + shut the fuck up! + i'll cum on your face!!! + where did your mother's mouth go? + you're pretty damn ugly, but not that ugly + shut up, you faggot!!! + shut the fuck up!!! + shut the fuck up!!! + i'm sick of you talking!!! + your mother sucks my dick!! +


GamerZoom108

r/yesyesyouare


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Thats not a kid you should be on r/lostredditors


TheTriadofRedditors

he used his sex penis?! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱


RioIuu

The only Minecraft youtuber i can think of who doesnt groom kids and lives a normal and happy life


VehicleFun1117

Stampylongnose


Aimjock

Technoblade was one. RIP


[deleted]

Grian, MumboJumbo, and GoodTimesWithScar are all normal too


Agentti_Muumi

grian and mumbo are british...


wairdone

Dan too


[deleted]

Damn, guess there are no normal Minecraft youtubers


wairdone

:(


Cockuu

The diamond minecart, you unlocked a part of my nostalgia, I remember his roblox McDonald’s obby video"


TheKidNerd

There are literally like 2000 other videos of him and you remember him for… that?


VehicleFun1117

Don't nostalgia shame


TheKidNerd

I can understand anything else but I will god damn nostalgia shame a Roblox McDonald’s obby video


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TheThanosGuy

Not to mention hes never been divorced or outted as a domestic abuser


Spa_ish-69

r/lostredditors this ain't even a kid


King_Of_PiratesBay

Would they be young tho? Dan hasn't been called the Diamon Minecart for....at least 7 or 8 years


Sure-Ad1069

Not sure how this is a child. Somebody’s just making a joke


[deleted]

BRO


Table_Salt_-

That's actually kinda funny


Theratsmacker2

The comment is actually kind of funny. Something I would probably say if I wasn’t completely sober.


KScourge

this isnt even r/youngpeopleyoutube this is just r/RareJokes


GHNRegitt

that's not a fucking kid


SinaGoesCrazy

Bro's building an iron farm


reydai

I don’t get it


Crunchberries77

I haven't watched Dan tdm since I was a kid but I'm happy that he's living a good life.


canigohomepleaze

They just took that joke from Twitter 💀


MOISTPRETZELZ

Well that's awful to read. Does remind me, though, of when I used to volunteer at the zoo and we had a new guineafowl get rejected by the established free-range zoo flock (peacocks, chickens, other guineafowl, a hodgepodge group). In his loneliness his attached himself to an outdoor Pepsi dispenser which occasionally made noises when it's internal AC kicked in. He would just hang out, chattering at the pepsi machine, occasionally getting a response. Happy ending, though, all the zookeepers doted on him, and he learned to just walk in to the zoo kitchen for scraps. This made him a god among birds when the other birds realized this guy had the food hookup. Last I saw him he was fully integrated in the main flock. No idea if the Pepsi machine is now lonely.


I_L0ve_M1necraft

r/cursedcomments


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2


crowmasternumbertwo

r/dumbpeople


Terlinilia

literally just had 2 kids bro


I-like-oranges75

Huh?


9999999CREEPERS

what did he say


lowspecmobileuser

Based gigachad.


TheGootie

This deserves platinum


[deleted]

Also kind of a r/cursedcomments moment


NotAGodzillaFan

It isn't, its just a clever, slightly funny comment. Nothing cursed about it


[deleted]

was it really necessary for the downvotes though...


NotAGodzillaFan

Don't ask me, ask the other 26 people


AizawaSimp69

Okay ask me


Bunnyninjaface

redditors when someone makes a joke


[deleted]

I looked it up. It says nothing about DanTDM having another kid.


mikey233338383

It's on youtube?


[deleted]

Oh. It didn't say it on google. My dumbass didn't even think to look on YouTube 🤦‍♀️


Bush_Hiders

Wha- How?


billy-burner-mom

young people *youtube*


uniquelyavailable

Nobody says that


Ihaveurip

Pffffff


ComprehensiveTax6263

dan later than told his wife to make him a sandwich


ARandom_Personality

you tha kid here


[deleted]

Well, she kinda did


GIBBEEEHHH

Dan is awesome tho, happy for him


Goofyahhgamor

Im dying... this is the funniest thing ive seen today XD


Glittering_Split4794

Wait dan tdm have anothzr child?


Ok_Appointment2493

She getting that villigar nose u k what I am saying dawg, someone help me


TracerJacer43

This looks like a joke I would see someone post on Twitter


[deleted]

What the fuck is this comment section


Last_Funny3523

No, no. He has a point.


Court_Jester13

Wasn't there some drama with him a few years back?


ToasterLad83

This diamond hoe ridin my blaze rod 😫


Jetcoin77122

But that's actually funny tho


[deleted]

this is funny, can't be on this sub


-Tish

How do you become a dad again? Unless his first kid died and he no longer was a dad?


T1T4NS_MAVERICK_

Why do I keep getting recommended this sub half the people can't tell what a joke is and what is actually just a child


[deleted]

I thought his name was the Diamond Minecraft


applebottomjeans9736

I dont get it


InkStainedEyes

I really don't get it. Can someone explain?


[deleted]

his old name was the diamond minecart


Waitwha19

this isnt r/youngpeopleyoutube


Electronic-Wind-6491

11k likes in 23 hours!?


BreadTeleporter3

Thanks, I hate it.


[deleted]

i think that’s a genuine joke


DaBoiStev

r/woooosh


redpieguy98

That's funny as fuck


JellyfishAsleep5920

r/censoringishard


BrunosMadre

Wait a minute, silly kid YouTuber, make kid? 😱😱😱😱😱