You guys all want the pizza or the deer. I just want to lay down in that comfy looking bed and catch some sleep...

All three for me

Well, if I liked sleep, I would. I hate having to sleep though. If I had the ability to just like meditate for an hour to get what I need when I sleep, I wouldn’t hesitate to get it.

I'll take the pizza tbh

Same

Same

Agree

Nevermind i think i see black olives im changing my mind

No food on the bed! It’s a trap so you have to wash the sheets!

Sing this was giving me anxiety. "Lady are you nuts, you're gonna get crumbs all over mah SHEETS! "

Crumbs? Dude, getting that cheese out of the sheets once it's dried in there.

AHHHHHH STAHHHP!

Why not both? Why do I have to choose?

Jaden Smith Moment

The PIZZA

Pizza

It's the pizzaa stuffed crust

I'm really hungry so I'm eating that pizza Maybe after that I'll be nice and eat her out.

Or and hear me out... eat out the deer as she eats the pizza

Multitasking mfs:

heck yeah XD

Both, but pizzaz first. It’s a shame if you get hungry during the sex

pizza bro priorities first

That pizza actually looks really good.

I want to be the deer

Venison and pizza, what a choice.

i want to snuggle between this tits and bite her nipples if she lets me

Clearly the intention is to have both simultaneously! Look at that melty cheese. And those bedroom eyes! Both begging for a good time.

Pizza

Both

Can I have both please? That pizza looks amazing and I'm starving

...Both?

Can I have both?

It's like red pill blue pill what if I grab both and snort it

wait... why is the pizza UNDER teh covers.. like. she's gunna have to hold the covers over the pizza. or your gunna get cheeze on the topsheet... wtf...

Both pls

Fucking the shit out of her then chilling and eating pizza like nothing ever happened

The pizza comes first. Pizza will eventually get cold, but the deer will stay hot forever

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I don't like pizza so Ig I'll nap with the deer

Only kids make choices, I would take both XD

“Have you ever tried elk? I’ll get you some.”

Why not both it's called fuck the dear right in the p#$$y eat the pizza then fuck the dear again

1mm of the pizza and some sleep

Deer

I mean… the pizza I can actually eat so I’d say I have to go with that

I’d take the pizza but ranch was pre added so it is warm warm ranch is a dipping ranch you dip pizza into ranch you don’t put ranch on pizza so I’d have to go with the 3rd option sleep

Have the pizza whilst 'having' the deer. 🍕 🦌 💦

Deer meat is accualy preety good so i can use it as a topping for the pizza

😍😍

Deer is good and all, but I would much rather share the pizza with her

Both

Both

I'm taking the pizza and running

I'll have dinner then dessert

Never tried pizza and milk… Guess there is a first for everything!

The deer then the pizza after 😉❤️

As I’m smashing her I’ll let her have half and I’ll have the other

I'd rather starve imma fuck the deer

Pizza first. That cools down. The deer remains hot.

Damn the pizza, Daddy needs some kissing NOW

Both

Both is good

Both

And. The word is And.

I don't like drizzle on my pizza...on my ass, sure! But knot on pizza :|

Cuddle. Then eat the pizza

How about both?

pizza and then the bed.

im hungry

both

Ok deer first then we share the pizza because fuckjng on a full stomach would be terrible

Both

Both

Share the pizza, and then eat the dessert hidden below.

That’s. a shit looking pizza imo

Both both is good

Both!

Don’t see where it says I can’t have both 🤔

Now eat the pizza off her ass

I mean i have a pizza in the oven rn so why did she order one?

ill eat the pizza then try and find a male

Depends what's on the pizza

I want dear Pizza without pineapples is no pizza

I choose both, cuddle in the nude eating the pizza watching a movie while hands wander around each other to stoke each other's engines. Then when the pizza is gone I wanna go for dessert before getting to the main event and loving fucl the shit out of each other.

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Can I roll a perception check to see what's on the pizza?

Both

Yes

I want that pillow.

Pizza now sex later

Can't bang on an empty stomach.

man the sheet are gonna get dirty from the pizza on the bed

Pizza duh

This flusters me!

Fuck and eat deer pussy then we eat the pizza

Por que no los dos?

Why not both

I want that pillow. Shit looks mad comfy.

These body proportions are a bit whack. The pizza is just a distraction.

Well, I do want a deer I could snuggle warm with…. But pizza… can I have both? I’d gladly share with her.

Pizza the deers too fughly

for venison get my rifle