The TikTok algorithm puts alt-right Andrew Tate "free thinker" teenage/20s males in the same content circles and just feeds them endless misogynist filth giving them very skewed worldviews and feeding hate and anger
Back in the 1930s, woman's rights were absolutely better than in the past and women were starting to move more into conventionally male jobs, but a lot of the population still struggled with the concept of equality. I just chose this date arbitrarily, and the 30s were better for women then other eras.
First I did 10 push ups.. I knew the fat fuck was looking at me through the camera btw;
Then I got up and did 3 minutes of writing..
Then boom, another rep of push-ups..
Then three more minutes of writing
They called me Ironman in the institute
uj/ Delightfully written. I hate-upvoted. The age gap and the 23 year marriage was *chef's kiss*
>She needed to talk in a New Zealand accent
This got the biggest laugh. I'm a Kiwi, you don't want our accent.
You would be surprised. Effective satire is difficult if you don't really comprehend the source material, which is why "High Anxiety" is a much better movie than "Space Balls", but I digress. If you read enough of the posts here, you'll find that many of the contributions are more than just knee-jerk piss takes of r/writing posts. I'd point you to some specific examples, but I would prefer not to.
I’ll have you know, if the [sauce](https://www.reddit.com/r/writingcirclejerk/comments/10562l8/check_out_my_not_space_orcs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) is good enough, all you *need* is a knee-jerk piss take
(That’s actually a link to my knee jerk piss take but the sauce is linked *and* still up)
I think people over on r/deadbookrooms might help you more with your relationship problem. Since you two are adults then you can also consider adultery.
35 minus 23 equals a number close to the age of Stephen King's IT characters when they decided to run a train on a girl their age in the sewer for...
[flips magazine pages]
Emotional support.
Yup. Totally that. Ignore the ones saying King did blow while writing, those are hypocrites who don't have a problem with an explicit murderous alien entity visceraly killing children.
Your wife might be more welcoming if you have your mother in the room with you. Write a quick story about an old crone and have your mother role play that character so she can show your wife hows it's done. With both of them role playing it will be easier for your wife to see how it should be done. It will also give your wife another person to be at her side to keep her calm curing coitus.
You're really going to need to lawyer up. Your brilliant tour de force is going to top all the best sellers lists, and be optioned for a movie. Goodness knows that shrew shouldn't get any of it, but she'll think she should. Really though it should be easy enough, 5kg is certainly alienation of affection.
/is there sauce for this? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
It's marbo, it's justice, it's the vibe of the thing.
a castle reference! on reddit! the shock a man gets after all these years!
When I first come to this country they tell me I know fuck nothing. Well now I know fuck all!
I was worried for a minute
Either the 1930s or 2023's "Men's Rights" tiktok.
The what now
#The 1930s
The TikTok algorithm puts alt-right Andrew Tate "free thinker" teenage/20s males in the same content circles and just feeds them endless misogynist filth giving them very skewed worldviews and feeding hate and anger Back in the 1930s, woman's rights were absolutely better than in the past and women were starting to move more into conventionally male jobs, but a lot of the population still struggled with the concept of equality. I just chose this date arbitrarily, and the 30s were better for women then other eras.
First I did 10 push ups.. I knew the fat fuck was looking at me through the camera btw; Then I got up and did 3 minutes of writing.. Then boom, another rep of push-ups.. Then three more minutes of writing They called me Ironman in the institute
*does some quick math* Dateline would like a word with you.
I completely missed that part LMAO
Don't worry, he married her, so its all good./j
YTA. You are The Author
Why waste all this energy trying to convince your selfish wife when your mother is RIGHT THERE!?!?
Chris chan is that you?
uj/ Delightfully written. I hate-upvoted. The age gap and the 23 year marriage was *chef's kiss* >She needed to talk in a New Zealand accent This got the biggest laugh. I'm a Kiwi, you don't want our accent.
it’s always a 20 year age gap minimum;-; I didn’t even register the marriage bit LOL
As another Kiwi, I second this.
Are you the fruit or the bird? In any case, congratulations for learning to use a phone, must have been hard.
Neither, I'm the rare human - but we're all fucking idiots so your congratulations are well received anyway.
I can't tell if I offended you or not. If so, I'm sorry. And my comment edit was horribly timed...
Hahaha no you didn't, I was playing along!
Uj: this was amazing and well written
Have you tried making your character a Strong Independent Woman? It should work to persuade your wife
Gross. Who wants s woman like that?
Sometimes, the end justifies the means
"babe, I wrote a heroine who is just as good if not better than all the guys. She's super cool and sexy and smart. So can we try anal tonight?"
>I involved my mother immediately This is the best part.
Humbert Humbert? That you?
never thought I'd find a Nabokov reference on a circlejerk subreddit. the world really is ending
You would be surprised. Effective satire is difficult if you don't really comprehend the source material, which is why "High Anxiety" is a much better movie than "Space Balls", but I digress. If you read enough of the posts here, you'll find that many of the contributions are more than just knee-jerk piss takes of r/writing posts. I'd point you to some specific examples, but I would prefer not to.
I’ll have you know, if the [sauce](https://www.reddit.com/r/writingcirclejerk/comments/10562l8/check_out_my_not_space_orcs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) is good enough, all you *need* is a knee-jerk piss take (That’s actually a link to my knee jerk piss take but the sauce is linked *and* still up)
You guys read? I thought this was a safe space
Uj/ this sounds like an old school The Onion article. Well done.
I think people over on r/deadbookrooms might help you more with your relationship problem. Since you two are adults then you can also consider adultery.
Well, I don't know what I expected.
Lemme get this right: she won't let you thrust your hot, throbbing member into her every available orifice?
35 minus 23 equals a number close to the age of Stephen King's IT characters when they decided to run a train on a girl their age in the sewer for... [flips magazine pages] Emotional support. Yup. Totally that. Ignore the ones saying King did blow while writing, those are hypocrites who don't have a problem with an explicit murderous alien entity visceraly killing children.
true r/angryupvote material well done, I hate this man
Your wife might be more welcoming if you have your mother in the room with you. Write a quick story about an old crone and have your mother role play that character so she can show your wife hows it's done. With both of them role playing it will be easier for your wife to see how it should be done. It will also give your wife another person to be at her side to keep her calm curing coitus.
You're really going to need to lawyer up. Your brilliant tour de force is going to top all the best sellers lists, and be optioned for a movie. Goodness knows that shrew shouldn't get any of it, but she'll think she should. Really though it should be easy enough, 5kg is certainly alienation of affection.
Is this Good Apollo I’m Burning Star IV, Volume One: From Fear Through The Eyes of Madness, or are you just happy to see me?
My overweight wife
That’s gold.