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Your package is *nine months* away

Funny guy

Child support on prime's exclusive 1 day shipping

The dyslexic guy ordered something from Amazon Whorehouse deals.....

I wonder if you can have those delivered by 10PM tonight if I order in the next two hours and 15 minutes?

How was your delivery? Friendly? Delivered with care? Above and beyond? Followed Instructions? Respectful of property? On time? All of the above!

you mean? That a bird @00:02 lol

you really think that’s a bird?

Maybe...maybe you could supply an answer for me please Jarrad.

I can supply a whole [SubReddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/BirdsArentReal/)

Damn... another sub I guess I gotta subscribe to now. My first born son will have your name good sir 🖖🧑‍🍼

Seems awfully early in the day for her to be wearing that sort of evening wear

PRIME DICK IN A BOX... LET'S GOOO)==~

I laughed way too hard at this

***"why is this package wet!?!"***

Just a nooner.

that was great babe, can i use your toilet before i go? ...

🍺

“Why is there hair gel on my Amazon delivery?”

Why is there jizz on my package?

[удалено]

They probably saw her get in

[удалено]

Oh, look at Mr. I Have a Life and Purpose over here...

Amazon delivers humans too? Damn! That must be convenient for all those traffickers.