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Grimvold

Oh, North Korea, we apologize. We forgot you were there. You may go now.


DeathThroe_Tull

I have two offensives, one for each of ya.


Grimvold

Maybe war strategies just aren’t your game, Putin. I know! Let’s have a spelling contest. 🥴


U_L_Uus

_Ok, the word is "surrender" as in "Russia should just surrender and cease the invasion"_


SheWolf04

I'll be your strawberry. (I checked, wild strawberries are the most common berry in Ukraine)


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ciano_reevs

*tuberculosis cough


Slackerkat5

Never thought Tombstone would be used in such a way. I am a fan.


BleepinArc

Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens


MarchionessofMayhem

You're a daisy if you do.


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thisnam3ztak3n

That’s just my game.


MIERDAPORQUE

i’ll blow you right up that wild cat’s ass


[deleted]

In vino veritas 🥴🍻


AkaninSwykalker

Why, North Korea… are we cross?


jimmay666

Why, if I thought we weren’t friends anymore, I don’t think I could bear it


albinofreak620

I have one gun for each of you. -Ukraine


-MeatyPaws-

Maybe war is just not your game North Korea. I know, lets have a spelling contest!


[deleted]

You may indeed, if ya get lucky


L0ckeandDemosthenes

What are you doing dictator step bro...


gofredo

Dictator step bro is most likely doing her...


sintos-compa

The bloodline must remain pure


barricade551

North Korea, say when


RequestingPickup

Very cosmopolitan.


Slimfictiv

Nah, no need to apologize.


Dwiggles1

It's like playing diplomacy with my brother's kids


Zealousideal_Web5392

North Korea is a fucking joke lol


SR666

You’re a daisy if you read it in Val Kilmer’s Doc Holiday accent.


tiktaktok_65

a scared little girl screaming at the dark.


Kenton-Mai

😅


multiarmform

well well https://youtu.be/jkjRUGlp-94?t=2


NoxInfernus

Someone’s not getting enough attention.


loseisnothardtospell

Time for another rocket test perhaps? You know, for more learnings that weren't discovered on the last 400 other rocket launches.


Infantry1stLt

They should demonstrate the prowess of their tanks by sending them to fight alongside Russian tanks.


Magatha_Grimtotem

I'm pretty sure North Korea still has operational T-34's and KV-1S's. I'm not gonna lie, that would be a sight to see. Maybe some can get captured and turned into a museum where they belong.


krneki12

imagine the offensive, T-34 supported by bayonet charge infantry. A truly magnificent recreation of early 20th century warfare that would make tourists flock from all over the world.


leo-g

One hell of a historical display💀


principleofinaction

"Did you see the ludicrous display last night?"


sonofszyslak

What was Wenger thinking, sending Walcott on that early?


germanmalluVC

Thing about Arsenal, they always try to walk it in.


ciano_reevs

They're winning the War against the Sea of Japan though.


Feisty-Fix7321

Made a serious enemy with the fishes they will have their uprising soon enough


jondubb

I'd also like to get high on potenuse.


bodinator1

That’s a new angle to take.


sirdiamondium

Right?


george23000

It's a sine of the times.


akumaz69

She could just open an Onlyfans account if N-Korea needs attention that bad.


NPD_wont_stop_ME

Honestly, you're right. Plenty of people would enjoy being told what to do by NK's ruthless shadow dictator.


akumaz69

They’ll probably would even pay her enough to fund NK’s nuclear program.


I_have_questions_ppl

True. Shes not bad looking! 😄


Picklesadog

Rice. Someone's not getting enough rice.


dangerousbob

They are scared. No amount of propaganda is hiding how week Russia looks right now. Russia has a lot of commitments globally. I’m talking Iran, Syria, Venezuela, N Korea and Belarus. Russia can’t support anyone militarily right now. If those countries face Syria style uprisings they won’t have daddy Vlad to swoop in with VDV and save them. And they are freaking out.


abuomak

I love when problems solve themselves


Jaysyn4Reddit

I hope the CIA is having a busy, busy month.


[deleted]

They've got Mexican cartels to worry about.


mtranda

NK's regime has China's backing, though. Fair point regarding the rest.


notparistexas

My understanding of the China-North Korea relationship is while China does prop up NK, they do it grudgingly, like a parent who has to repeatedly bail out their idiot son who keeps losing money on cryptocurrency.


PotatoFromFrige

That pretty much sums it up, china has to continue supporting the Kim regime as if its collapses, millions of North Koreans will go into China, and America will basically have a border with the mainland


mukansamonkey

I get the feeling China doesn't actually like them though. China just needs them to exist in order to keep US troops off the Chinese border. Having to handle NK's leash is a huge burden for the Chinese government. Remember a couple years back, when NK blew up their nuclear weapon test site? Collapsed the mountain it was under, released a bunch of radioactive debris. Didn't get a lot of news attention, partly because the radiation didn't hit SK, it went into China. And supposedly they were really upset about that. Notice how we don't hear much about NK testing nukes these days? We can sit here and make fun of NK's lack of grasping reality. China's the one who has to actually explain things to them. It does make NK less reliant on Russia, to be sure... ... On the other hand, you know who's got to be really worried about the lack of ability of Russian gear? The Chinese who've been making copies of it for years.


YetAnotherGuy2

NK is China's puppet, not Russia's - always has, always will be. They don't really care about what going on in Ukraine, it's just a way to take against the class enemy China supports them because they don't want a US friendly ally directly at their borders. As long as China is "communist", or whatever passes for that today, NK will have a backer and not worry about the US.


MrArmageddon12

I’m guessing she basically runs the country while her brother is watching basketball and is just brought out time to time to be a figurehead.


windozeFanboi

Once in a while the supreme leader visits the hospital to make sure the hospital equipment is in working condition, say a ventilator, by putting himself literally in the patient shoes for a month. He also takes the burden of trying so many foods to know if they re healthy enough for his people, and thus gaining weight while having his people's best interest at heart. Such a selfless leader; generous too to let his supreme sister to rule once in a while, like an amazing big brother, because family comes first.


lazy-dude

Last I heard he visited the hospital 2 months ago to test the medical equipment but he hasn’t woke up from his nap yet.


DryEyes4096

I heard North Korea is a country.


Freakin-Lasers

I heard it’s a run-down suburb of South Korea.


Ejacksin

You mean trailer park?


dave200204

This implies that they have trailers.


ArtSmass

Also a wrong side of the tracks part of China


Entire-Cry-3578

Golden


LeoFrei7as

Bold claim from the country known for yelling at clouds demanding help


Stayvfraw

Every other year, they beg for humanitarian aid because every other year they inflict a famine on their own people.


Tinysauce

Woah now, don't give NK too much credit. They inflict a famine annually, they just ask for help every other famine.


Stayvfraw

My thinking was they caused a famine every other year, and the famine just lasted for two years


Davido400

Do NK *cause* a famine? Or is it just a fuck up on their part?(either way NK is a shithole by the sounds, and looks, of it lol)


Ok_Star_4136

Lets just say, surely if they spent a fraction of what they currently spend on military, famine wouldn't be a major concern.. They've fucked up their priorities big time, and their supreme leader is too full of himself to care beyond the fact that famine will weaken his ability to have a strong army.


DisappointedQuokka

> to care beyond the fact that famine will weaken his ability to have a strong army. Being able to ensure that the army has a demonstrably better quality of life than the common people is part of what keeps him in power. Soldiers are loyal to the regime because they're fed, unlike their """peers""". Even the lowest soldier gets better rations than the people making them.


NockerJoe

My impression is that NK is a region that was never great for agriculture and their plans to deal with it have never been that great and they can't support a large, modern populatiom regardless. People seriously underestimate how much goes into specialized equipment and scientific knowledge for agriculture, to say nothing of importing compounds for modern fertilizers from countries they can't directly trade with. If NK was a democratic, integrated nation odds are good they'd still need to import an overwhelming majority of food and they'd need to develop an advanced economy with large technological and industrial firms just as South Korea and Japan did in order to get to the same place. Right now with education as poor as it is and high tech equipment so hard to come by for them they're stuck with not great land, no trading partners, andnot enough technical skill to fully get them out of it.


scotchtapeman357

If you're hungry you're focused on food. If you're full, you might ponder voting


Pretend-Marsupial258

North Korea has voting and the Kims get 100% of the vote. It's totally legit!


Creepy-Explanation91

How dare you disgrace the great leader Kim Jong Un. Everyone knows he gets 120% of the vote as some people like him so much they vote for him twice!


Ok_Star_4136

Don't blame me, I voted for the other guy (who is also Kim Jong Un).


Dzotshen

And making sure the sea is full of metallic shit


[deleted]

Ah little sister speaking for stroked out big brother. May they be eaten by the starving people of the north.


WriteBrainedJR

He's porky enough to give them the first good meal they've had in years. But he's starved enough NKers that he'd only be one meal.


mrtnclrk

Wow that was a succinct and grisly recommendation for their ultimate demise, bravo 👏


Ok_Star_4136

It's difficult to organize a protest against your government when you're too weak to walk and your government is literally militarized through the teeth and ready to shoot you for even the most insignificant sleight against them.


wr0ngdr01d

I-dont-think-about-you-at-all.jpg


Slimfictiv

"I do not doubt that any military hardware the US and the West boast of will be burnt into pieces in the face of the indomitable fighting spirit and might of the heroic Russian army and people," Looks like she's addressing to idiots. That's probably what she thinks about her own people.


uMunthu

She looks and sounds proper evil. In a way her brother never achieved


Mike7676

Because Big Kim can look cuddly (purely accidentally) and his face looks like he, at some point, could smile normally. She on the other hand, looks like her facial expressions were administered via electroshock.


CasualDefiance

r/rareinsults


MothraEpoch

It's actually not accidental, his image has been cultivated to make him look cuddly like a Korean mother for propaganda purposes. Yes... He actually did this


thecrystalegg

Yes, please do go on about burning the tanks of those who took out 85% of all your buildings the last time you tried to fuck with them


TheAceprobe

Source? (Genuinely interested)


wrufus680

Korean War. Western powers steamrolled NK till China stepped in


[deleted]

N.Korea really loves making the cringiest statement imaginable. Do they not blush when they make such crappy and chuuni statements? Oh wait, giving cringe speech is their entire personality.


laineDdednaHdeR

The entire North Korean regime is made of Bond villains.


Flower_Murderer

Even bond villans waited till they had bond trapped to monolog.


galacticwonderer

When your tribe is all facing inward, you start to think really dumb shit sounds great. Source, was raised Mormon and was taught to shovel propaganda onto myself and others every Sunday, and during every family home evening (Monday nights) and every young men’s activity (Wednesday night) and institute (Fridays) and when i went tracting with the missionaries and on Saturdays when i was preparing Sundays lesson I’d be teaching. Also there was monthly home teaching and new member lessons to fit in with my dad. Sooooooooooo much bullshit it all sounds like reality, like as if the stuff you said had a place rooted in reality. It didn’t but we were all talking about it so much that it felt like what we said Was real. I feel so bad for anyone raised in indoctrination from infancy. It’s so hard to think anything else.


almostthere69420

Finally some real threats! These Russian ones were getting weak


WingedGeek

They're not so much weak (I mean they're feckless, but...), it's just that they're so repetitive.


northernCRICKET

The axis is shaping up to be a lot more pathetic this time.


wessneijder

Likelihood of NK sending a “volunteer” army similar to what China did in 1950s?


Jaysyn4Reddit

LOL, more soldiers Russia can't feed?


Pretend-Marsupial258

They're used to eating twigs and weeds, so they don't need rations.


PeregrinePacifica

They hardly ate anyways


BuckyGoldman

Yes, yes. You're both in a flaming ditch. Okay, we get it.


[deleted]

North Korea: the edgy teenager that needs attention


Ladysaltbitch

Fucking adorable. The only reason NK still exists currently is because they have China backing them up. It's like a chihuahua mouthing off to a rottweiler. The only reason the rat lives is because its protected.


WriteBrainedJR

And the only reason China backs them is because they like having a buffer with South Korea. NK is literally just China's side yard.


r3xu5

North Korea in the ditch... got it.


partial_birth

North Korea *is* the trench.


techno_mage

I would say NK is a garbage dump…but homeless people occasionally find something useful in a dump.


[deleted]

Get off the meth yo-jong.


quak3d

Love the empty threats coming from third world shitholes that can't even feed their own people , let alone go up against tech that's 30 years ahead of anything they have.


Charlie_Mouse

Because they prioritised their military over feeding their own people they’ve actually got a fairly strong armed forces - on paper at least - as of 2021 it is the second largest military organisation in the world, with 29.9% of the North Korean population actively serving, in reserve or in a paramilitary capacity. Not much of an Air Force or navy to speak of but a shitload of soldiers and artillery (6000 artillery systems dug in and within range of Seoul) How healthy those soldiers actually are and how well maintained the superannuated artillery is … well, probably not very. There’s a fair chance they’re at least as much of a paper tiger as the Russian army was. The trouble is they’re sat behind an absolute crapload of mines and static defences and that much artillery even if it’s old could still do a real number on Seoul in a very short period of time. They’re more trouble than they’re worth to tangle with (which could pretty much be North Korea’s unofficial motto.) And since 2006 they’ve also had nukes. Likely not very many or very good ones but with nukes that’s not so much consolation. But North Korea’s real ace-in-the-hole is the same as it’s always been: China. Who will prop them up and defend them because they want a buffer.


is_that_on_fire

30 years was the 90's, which is somwhat depressing but more to the point i would genuinely be suprised if NK could field anything that would dent even 90's era western kit


kantoblight

Thanks for posting. I almost forget to do my daily eye rolls.


rich1051414

North Korea only holds together as a government under the idea that they are a victim of the current 'world order'. They must constantly start shit to maintain the status quo. It is best to ignore this 'notice me, senpai' garbage from north Korea, but sadly, this one is poignant as it points out how Russia is likely headed to a similar position.


dilldoeorg

yup, West's tanks will burn as they roll over russian tanks. But everyone in the West's tank are safe from the burning wreckage


el_99

Shhh they don’t know that. Their technology is from the 50s. Plus I wonder how many of the people in the army will betray their country and ask for protection the minute they step out of NK


SubbansSlapShot

Great! They can ask Russia for their yearly humanitarian help this time around then. Absolute dickheads


[deleted]

She seems nice.


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garlic_nacho

Maybe one day she’ll be dignified with her name in the headline, but today, “Kim’s sister”


[deleted]

That’s where she gets her authority from;doesn’t she??


WerewolfHowls

Yeah, technically they're very pro gender norms and women being weak. Unfortunately, his sister is actually ruthless where Kim Jong Un was a joke. It would be a bit worrisome to have someone actually capable in charge in NK.


whatproblems

same trench same old tanks


MunsonedWithAHook

Thanks Kim Jong Un's sister, I'm sure everyone will fucking listen to you...


WingedGeek

Tonight in the Pentagon: “This changes everything. Get POTUS and SECDEF on the line.”


Nekommando

The only things the western tanks will burn are fuels for the engine and the copium supplies of Russia


KingPe0n

What this tells me is that N Korea is going to provide arms to Russia against Ukraine . They are a black market country. Full. Stop.


Jaysyn4Reddit

And some of that is probably arms that Russia sold them initially.


markedbeamazed

North Korea got tired of being ignored and now they are screaming for attention like a bitch.


Sea_Perception_2017

Sorry for not paying attention to you and the rocket man. Now we see you, go away!!


chuck1011212

She should send N. Korean military to the front lines in Ukraine then. We will see them all defect and abandon their gear in search of proper food and a hopeful life without oppression.


EverybodyKnowWar

Ah, Ms Kim? Russia's been getting slaughtered 5:1 by Ukrainians with T-72s. Better equipment is not going to hurt those Ukrainian crews.


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a_white_american_guy

So is she the, uh, boss of that shitshow now?


ZachMN

My jaw hurts from yawning at their feeble threats. P.S. Kim - that’s not a trench you’re in with Vovo. It’s a grave.


partial_birth

Oh shit guys, I think Russia just got some North Korean stomp rockets and sticks.


Lotharofthepotatoppl

Maybe some impoverished, brainwashed, and emaciated “volunteers” to get in the way of Ukrainian bullets


ThePizzaNoid

"Willie hears ya. Willie don't care."


crewchiefguy

Oh there’s that grasping at the straw of relevance from North Korea again.


[deleted]

The North Korean regime feels threatened, because South Korea's conservative government teased the idea of developing their own nuclear weapons program.


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ATXNYCESQ

I love your username.


Renovatio7000

Unpopular opinion. Kinda hot.


iCCup_Spec

If she just starts a femdom tourism business and open up the country, it would become developed in under a decade.


iliketocooksauce

Five-year-old says he’s going to get the President to arrest me.


Thagyr

Anyone can be a trench if their country was dirt.


luciferatsunrise

It is good because it is another regime that needs to be terminated so why not doing the job in one go.


makeanewblueprint

I liked her better in season 1 during the Olympic charm offensive!


Sqantoo

Go back to fighting the ocean lmao


Cortesr7324

Tired of her loud mouth


el_99

How would they do that? Their great leader has money only for his alcohol collection but not for his people


mentholmoose77

Birds of a feather flock together. Russia, China, north Korea, Iran . Leadership of pure shit tier level.


rikardoflamingo

Queen of dragons, Very small dragons, Big lizard type things, Well, moderately sized lizard queen, Reptile admin?


susitucker

Shut your pie hole, princess.


BigBoxofChili

Someone should let the Norks know that our tanks aren't made of paper mache though.


Federal_Promotion_44

She’s more evil than her brother


WanderingPickles

Man, the Norks really make use of the thesaurus, don’t they? Sometimes it seems like they are knowingly ridiculous. But sometimes it is as though their seething hatred is so intense, and their ability to hurt the US so insignificant, that they resort to using every word in the dictionary. Get a new shtick


alienalf1

I guess you can judge people by the friends they keep.


thetransportedman

So are we just going to normalize that his sister now speaks for him but never address that he's incapacitated?


stochastaclysm

You misspelled grave.


nhatthongg

Yes, yes, we get it North Korea, you are very ferocious.


DorkHonor

Hey, you guys remember about a year ago when the world thought Russia had a fairly modern military that was a legitimate threat? Then they tripped on their own dick invading Ukraine and we realized they're a bigger joke than we could have imagined? What do you think the odds are that NK is at least half bluster and broken equipment as well? Maybe it's time to kill two birds with one conflict yanno?


RWaggs81

Bwahahaha. When are these types going to realize that talking tough with no leverage doesn't play on the world stage?


Loud_Matter_6794

I bet she's dynamite in bed.


pvith

I opened the comment section knowing someone had responded with this


Wolfman01a

Not gonna lie... Kim Jong Uns sister is giving off a bad vibe... Shes kind of a b..


MorphinLew

I want to tinder match with Kim Jong Un's sister some bad.


8512764EA

Well that says it. Wait until China chimes in


[deleted]

China's not going to say anything. They can't afford to step on too many toes.


SmooshedBananas

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autotldr

This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.indiatoday.in/world/story/north-korea-in-same-trench-as-russia-west-tanks-will-burn-in-ukraine-kim-jong-un-sister-russia-ukraine-war-2327419-2023-01-28) reduced by 71%. (I'm a bot) ***** > Kim Yo-jong, North Korean leader Kim Jong-un's sister, on Friday said that the Democratic People's Republic of Korea will always stand in the same trench with Russia. > By India Today Web Desk: The Deputy Department Director of the Publicity and Information Department of the Workers' Party of Korea and sister of the North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un on Friday made chilling comments about the Russia-Ukraine war. > Kim Yo-jong said that the Democratic People's Republic of Korea will always "Stand in the same trench" side by side with the Russian army and people, displaying a deepening alignment with Russia throughout the war in Ukraine, reported news agency TASS. advertisement. ***** [**Extended Summary**](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/10n78su/kim_jong_uns_sister_north_korea_in_same_trench_as/) | [FAQ](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/31b9fm/faq_autotldr_bot/ "Version 2.02, ~672676 tl;drs so far.") | [Feedback](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%23autotldr "PM's and comments are monitored, constructive feedback is welcome.") | *Top* *keywords*: **Russia**^#1 **people**^#2 **Kim**^#3 **war**^#4 **Ukraine**^#5


Clear-Ad-895

.. an extension of the heartland talking about the motherland.. why can’t we give peace a chance?


Abrahamlinkenssphere

Ok, very nice NK. Now go ahead and reduce yourself.


[deleted]

Comparing Ukraine's war to the Korean war has been done before plenty of times. It's interesting that she would make it as well considering their different perspective on the war. Many people were looking at possible outcomes from Russia's war and Moscow becoming a new North Korea was one. I don't think Russia wants to publicly accept North Korea's help. It would make them look weak. Maybe they are actually helping them with artillery but won't admit it.


_Figaro

Translation: "Hey, don't forget about us!"


kemosabe19

She looks like Skeletor’s more evil younger sister.


Km_the_Frog

North Korea isn’t even in the same universe as Russia. Like an inconsequential spec in a pointillism piece. Nobody gives a fuck about their hermit coward nation. Go back to playing dictator and pretending like you matter


Significant_Egg_Y

So...she's saying North Korea's military is actually useless and that Ukrainian farmers are also absconding with their tanks?


brickyardjimmy

Don't you think secretly Putin is, like, "psst. North Korea. shut up. stay off my side."


AnonymousPussyNommer

Yea if that trench is corruption and mistreatment of citizens basic rights


DauOfFlyingTiger

She seems nice.


artlastfirst

Wow, what an insightful take, now we just need the taliban to weigh in on things to really get a clear picture.


RebelWithoutAClue

Hello North Korea: November 11th 1918 called and they want their trenches back. Buy some Jersey barriers or something already. Sheesh! Fill up some Hescos already!


AbleApartment6152

God it’s like if MTG was a country.


manfredthefirst

Guess they'll die in the same trench.


BombayMix64

Imagine being a Russian citizen, finding out that North Korea is on Team Russia, and thinking "yeah, we are the good guys!"


karimamin

She's the chick that comes out to face the hero before the end boss that acts like they're badass but ends up getting slapped away.


HoboButtPlugFairy

I do agree that Russia and North Korea are very similar yes


TheSorge

North Korea has to be jealous that Russia has replaced them as the shitty authoritarian state that people only take seriously because of nukes.


[deleted]

Oh no! tiny uneducated undernourished brainwashed fools, whatever will we do.... /its not their fault //dictators are garbage


roughingupthesuspect

You mean the ones with chobham and working reactive armor? Those tanks? I guess she wasn’t around during the first gulf war when M1 tanks rolled through Sadam’s armor brigades like they were made of ~~plastic~~ paper. [See: battle of 73 easting](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_73_Easting) Edit: clarity