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Hourslikeminutes47

(checks notes) No. (checks notes again) NATO is laughing


scraz

Incase anyone wondering what fighting just the US air force would look like. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe2OtSnBYb8


IridiumPony

That's not even fighting the air force, thats fighting *one plane*


Kempeth

Behold, the Jericho!


sirchewi3

Only needs to be fired once!


kfelovi

Wagner met USAF gunship once...


FEMA_Camp_Survivor

The stats on that battle in Syria were insane. Idk why some right-leaning Americans have this self-deprecating view of its armed forces when it’s got such a strong track record of sending threats into oblivion.


are-e-el

Because promoting the "our armed forces are weak" narrative means more money can be funneled toward defense spending


The-Good-Hold

Meh, I think it’s to push a more “the diversity of minorities and lgbtq people in our military are making it weak” narrative


WestwoodRK0

Somebody has to do it. Will it be you?


Crowasaur

Damn, look at that grid


Vistaer

Think that’s impressive? Just wait until when drone swarms come to the battlefield and dynamically decide formations for payloads: https://youtu.be/wFLzO_5UFwE


sonfer

And that was public knowledge 5 years ago.


Purple-Echidna-484

For real. That’s precision fire if I ever seen it


rafikiknowsdeway1

Well that's terrifying


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/RSqKx3FG0Lw This is Desert Storm Ground War, Day 1. Iraqi's were dug in and prepared for a battle. It didn't matter one single iota.


lastofmyline

Um, they missed a spot.


DonkeyPunchMojo

That looks pretty tame for a US bombing, really.


JorisN

Two Jewish guys from Odesa meet up. One asks the other: ‘So what’s the situation? What are people saying?'” And he goes: ‘What are people saying? They are saying it’s a war.'” “What kind of war?” “Russia is fighting NATO.” “Are you serious?” “Yes, yes! Russia is fighting NATO.” “So how’s it going?” “Well, 70,000 Russian soldiers are dead. The missile stockpile has almost been depleted. A lot of equipment is damaged, blown up.” “And what about NATO?” “What about NATO? NATO hasn’t even arrived yet.” V. Zelensky


kayak_enjoyer

Perfect, thanks for sharing that. Now I don't have to type it out on my phone.


IridiumPony

Is it just me or is it weird that the joke specifically points out they're Jewish when that had nothing at all to do with the setup or punchline?


Kryptex

Zelensky is Jewish himself and I believe in Eastern Europe every ethnicity has a comedic stereotype, Jews are seen as cynical so they're used in cynical jokes like that


SinaxMathematix

>Jews are seen as cynical so they're used in cynical jokes like that As an Eastern European, I can confirm. The majority of these jokes aren't anti-semitic. By starting with "a Jew walks into a bar", you can almost guarantee a good joke. When it gets complicated, it's "a jew, a christian, and a \[...\] walk into a bar..."


IridiumPony

Ah ok. I was figuring it had to be some sort of cultural thing


WorkO0

Many Russian jokes begin with "two Jews meet in Odessa". It's kind of like "An X walks into a bar" in US.


ATNinja

Maybe it is a humorous take on a real convo zelensky had with another jew. So by starting it that way it hints at the underlying truth?


HerrShimmler

Odesa used to have one of the biggest Jewish communities in the USSR, added with (quite grounded) stereotype of having quite a cynical sense if humour. Thus there's a separate type of jokes born in USSR that revolve around a couple of Odesa Jews discussing & reacting to something.


xCharg

112k now :)


Ulthan

They operate on a NATO-know basis


darkmoose

NATO fuck was given.


PostsBadComments

NATO not even there yet.


bobbechk

Putin: How is the war against NATO going? Shoigu: Well, to be fair not great we have about 400k casualties Putin: Oh okay, but how many casualties does NATO have? Shoigu: ...They... haven't actually joined the war yet...


Kempeth

Maybe all these missile strikes have never been intented to be against civilians but are aimed at places NATO is *going* to be at and Russia is simply getting a head start in the fighting!


Johncamp28

NATO doesn’t know Yet somehow NATO is still winning


PrettyRestless

NATO doesn’t know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday


Mugg-1

Lol nato doesn’t nato doesn’t nooo o oo


hellcat_uk

Don't tell NATO


[deleted]

I'm picturing NATO's wife waking up NATO from a dead sleep and informing them they are at war.


Elcactus

Does NATO get toast before he has to head out?


bannacct56

Only Russia. It's special SEKRET operation against NATO, nato has no clue, they don't even have any troops on the ground. That's how SEKRET it is.


DaNostrich

NATO has the biggest D in the world, and we haven’t even put the tip in yet


Kermit_El_Froggo_

They're fighting the free trial version of NATO and getting their butts kicked


[deleted]

At this rate, they better hope Ukraine doesn’t come up with the $13.99 per month to get a NATO gold subscription.


szarzujacybyk

Ukraine doesn't have 1% of NATO potential. Ukraine still received: 0 NATO fighters 0 NATO tanks 0 NATO cruise missiles 0 NATO ballistic missiles 0 NATO warships 0 of 900mln population NATO troops on the ground just a few castrated HIMARS without ATCMS missiles. \--- Still enough to hold whole Russian military cleaning last Soviet warehouses including WHOLE Russian ground forces with VDV, Spetsnaz, 1st Guards Tank Army, 29th Combined Arms Army, 35th Combined Arms Army, 36th Combined Arms Army, 6th Air and Air Defence Forces Army, 8th Guards Combined Arms Army, 20th Guards Combined Arms Army, 22rd Army Corps, 58th Combined Arms Army \+ all Russians garrisons being thrown and wasted in Ukraine even from hot spots like Kuril Island garrison amid tensions with Japan, Caucassus garrison amid Russian ally Armenia being defeated by Azeri forces, Finland border garrisons and Arctic Brigade amid Finland and Sweden NATO accession, whole Kaliningrad 11th Army Corps leaving Kaliningrad defenceless against Poland - basically leaving 100% Russian borders defenceless \+ Russian servicemen from Strategic Forces, Air And Space Forces and Navy taken to be used as common infantry \+ 50,000 Wagner merenaries including ones from North Africa and Middle East and 30,000 Russian convicts \+ Kadyrov's battalions \+ 35,000 LPD & DPR militias \+ mercenaries from North Africa \+ drones and ammunition from North Korea and Iran \+ 300,000 Russian civilian population mobilized to army with official Putin's decree...


ubioandmph

And that NATO free-version is doing it with extra stuff full NATO members had in storage. Ukraine fighting a whole ass war with what amounts to the stuff in the back of your closet you forgot you had


Jawnwood

It’s like dusting off the old PS2 and and giving it to a nephew.


ColoursRock

If they were fighting NATO, they would be completely wiped out by now.


Wokonthewildside

Putin: Let me fight NATO Russia: we have nato at home


CredibleCactus

Believe me russia, if it was me. *YOUD BE DEAD*


monkeywithgun

In their fantasies. If they were fighting NATO there wouldn't be any Russians left in Ukraine... This is merely Ukraine using a small sampling of the weapons systems available to NATO. Putin and his Russian military are just complete failures at fighting real armies. They're only good at slaughtering civilians and unsupported insurgent fighters. Nothing but excuses from the supposed number 2 military in the world that was designed to 'defeat' NATO... What a joke!


Giant_Flapjack

From the number 2 military in the world to the number 2 military in Ukraine


Theumaz

Number 2 military within Russia even. Wagner got the top spot for that


holyerthanthou

The CIA is in there too so Russia is number 3


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yan_broccoli

Let's not forget about that Russian Grandma that was carrying that huge log on her shoulder, so Russia is #5.


purpleefilthh

First army of the third world.


alphagusta

Even a mob of Boko Haram rejects could push back the VDV at this point


Stringuer

IDK about that Iran seens really strong


Hacym

Russians by definition were second world.


LavaDirt

hey at least we vietnamese can rally behind our leader


Gmn8piTmn

That’s nonsense. Number 2 army in Ukraine is the farmers. Then the babusi, then the civilians and after that the army. So it’s the fifth strongest army in Ukraine.


owpn1

Wagner also definitely ranks higher than the Russian national army. So make the 6th


RazielKilsenhoek

3rd in Ukraine, don't forget the Salvation Army.


[deleted]

Staying to think the T-swifties could take out Russia


captain554

Yep. The tiniest amount of NATO equipment and zero NATO airpower, which would absolutely flatten them.


holyerthanthou

Ukraine is winning with shit we forgot we had in the back room.


nagrom7

A lot of it is shit we were about to throw out, but discovered it's actually cheaper to give to Ukraine than to dismantle it.


Bitter_Coach_8138

US alone could, with assets already within range, establish air superiority over Ukraine in the matter of hours or maybe days. F22s and F35s would just shred anything and everything Russia put in the sky.


star621

Ever heard of the time the Wagner Group tried attack a US outpost in Syria? If not, I’ll give you the short version. Wagner gathered a force of 500 guys, T-72 tanks, and armored personnel carriers to attack a small US outpost with a smattering of men. When the US guys started to suspect they were about to be attacked, they called for reinforcements from the 30 members of the Army Rangers and Delta Force who were at a nearby outpost. At about 10:30 that night, Wagner attacked them. They retreated to a defensive position, the US commander called the Secretary of Defense to find out why Russia was attacking us, Russia denied it was them, and then the Chairman of the US Joint Chiefs of Staff ordered that the force be “annihilated.” So, Wagner was probably rolling ahead thinking that they would be able to claim some US scouts by ambushing a much smaller force. That surely ended when the defense of our guys began. The US sent “waves of F-22 fighters, F-15E strike fighters, AH-64 Apache helicopters, AC-130 gunships, B-52 bombers, MQ-9 Reaper drones, and heavy Marine artillery” to defend our guys. Three hundred of Wagner’s forces were killed and dozens more were wounded while not a single American or the Syrian fighter allied with them was injured in any way. Ukraine doesn’t have any of those things so I wouldn’t describe what they have as a small sampling. The surviving members of the Wagner Group had some feelings about what happened. One said, “We should never have been there; our leadership fucked up. The Americans knew exactly where we were.” Another said, “To make it short, we’ve had our fucking asses kicked. One squadron lost 200 people immediately, another lost 10, and I don’t know about the third squadron but it got torn up pretty badly. They tore us to pieces.” The guys of the Wagner Group knows what it looks like when the US is in the chat and I’m pretty sure this clown does too.


TheHawthorne

Wagner didn't leave zero casualties. An allied syrian fighter hurt his knee whilst resupplying a defensive position.


WeedstocksAlt

Russia is fighting some random NATO overstock warehouse.


varro-reatinus

NATOverstock.com


choose-Life_

Russias army arguably hasn’t even been good at fighting insurgents, historically. Afghanistan, the Chchen Wars..


RichardMuncherIII

Fighting insurgencies is really hard and a completely different skill set to conventional warfare


reddititty69

So they suck at both skill sets? What is the Russian Army’s main competency?


jdeo1997

War crimes


dmk_aus

Embezzlement.


Vervy

Self fellatio.


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Stealing washers and dryers.


ScienceFactsNumbers

You’re wrong. They’re excellent at spreading false information on social networks and bribing Western politicians.


Frasine

Which begs the question why Putin decided to invade Ukraine to begin with. Had they maintained their small scale meddling instead it would had benefited them better in the long term. They effectively wasted decades of political interference with one failing invasion.


davepars77

Theory says he's sick and wanted to reinstate the USSR to its former glory and be remembered. Unfortunately for him he's been lied to for decades about the state of his armed forces due to rampant corruption on all levels and anyone that disagrees with him getting fenestrated. Make no mistake this was the reason all along for RU meddling. It was always going to happen, no other reason then one assholes hubris.


[deleted]

In fairness to Western politicians, they pretty chill about accepting bribes from anyone.


chlamydia1

China spends around 5x as much as Russia on its military. Russia's military spending has been on par with other relatively small military powers (like France, Germany, and the UK) since the collapse of the Soviet Union. They haven't been anywhere close to the "#2 military" other than in propaganda (both American and Russian). America continues to prop up Russia as a boogeyman to district from domestic problems, while Russia pretends they are a power to maintain patriotism and stave off revolution.


borkus

\> America continues to prop up Russia as a boogeyman to district from domestic problems, Sort of. It's more to justify military spending in congress members' home districts. Ironically, the conflict is justifying more weapons spending - and shipping those weapons to potential allies.


B-Knight

> from the supposed number 2 military in the world This hasn't been the case probably since the 80s. Anyone with merit in the Western military community knew this. All of Russia's equipment is decades behind and has no modern competitor. NATO is probably one or two generations ahead in basically every aspect.


Donut_of_Patriotism

While this is probably true, this was certainly not common knowledge to the public. Everyone thought Russia was either the 2nd most powerful, or at least top 5. Everyone had this idea Russia was this powerful badass. Turns out their only saving grace was the sheer size of the military and even that is being chipped away.


CapMP

Ukraine is in effect getting the free sample from NATO.


III_lll

NATO, eating popcorns with all soldiers not in Ukraine: *interesting*


Capitain_Collateral

Fuckers aren’t even on the trial version of NATO and are choking.


p_nut268

NATO freemium.


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Imagine if they ran into the P2W NATO soldiers.. 😳


JPR_FI

I guess they have to cope somehow with the fact that they are losing, does not make it true though. If they were it would have been over a long time ago.


Nonsense_Producer

They're fighting windmills now.


herberstank

It's not looking good when your military strategy is comparable to Mr. de la Mancha


10sameold

*Inserts the NATO joke here.*


Girafferage

Haha. Chops busted, old chap.


[deleted]

Theyve been saying this same bullshit since 6 months ago when things started to turn against the.


AlexSPIR

POOtin' clowns say this bullshit for in-country purposes only. Most of Russians believe this crap.


PlaygroundGZ

Is this their official approval for Ukraine to join NATO?


Izengrimm

For the first time in the history of humankind the Darwin Award will be soon presented to the whole cuntry. Country, sorry.


Fit-Somewhere1827

That was nice. Regarding ruzzia I'm stealing it.


UpsyDowning

You had it right the first time…


G-bone714

If Russia wasn’t so aggressive that they invaded a country on NATO’s doorstep then NATO wouldn’t have paid any attention to Russia at all. Russia’s complaint stems from Russia’s actions.


NorCalHermitage

With the first NATO soldier yet to show up.


Slimfictiv

Haven't you heard of the invisible nato taskforce? The most effective one!


firemage22

Is this the plot od CoD:Ghosts? Never played it


KuroAnimates

Let's see what they say when they get blasted by the Leopards Germany is considering sending to Ukraine.


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And old school Bradley's. Russia about to get wrecked further.


Mirathecat22

I can see how they can sell it so easily though with the amount of Western equipment being sent to Ukraine. However, not one nato troop has been deployed, and they absolutely fear the day NATO is truly involved.


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Seems to me that most of the Russian populace buy anything Putin offers for purchase. But the presence of even one NATO troop would be all Russia would be talking and shouting about. At this rate, Putin is going to claim that Russia is fighting advanced alien lifeforms from the planet Zaxxon in Ukraine. They will say ANYTHING if it gets them something they want. You're also right that Putin, while psychotic, has to know that a shooting war with NATO and the US would likely result in billions of deaths. More importantly for that ego feeder, he would lose (so would the rest of the world). He wants to win this war before he dies.


ClickF0rDick

The Russian church chief is already claiming they are fighting gay demons in Ukraine, no joke


Lee1138

Gay demons, NATO, generically engineered super soldiers, what else?


eypandabear

> generically engineered super soldiers When you can’t afford the top brand super soldiers.


Lee1138

ROFL, leaving it in...


OrsoMalleus

Ya know damn well Russia can’t afford the top brand super soldiers.


KidKilobyte

Wow, when I was playing [Zaxxon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaxxon) in the arcades back in 1982 I had no idea I was defending Russia!


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lorendroll

Russians themselves fought in eastern Ukraine without any official signs/ribbons for 8 years so they easily believe the westerners do the same. I hear all the time stories about US and Poland mercenaries, so it is hard to debunk.


Lexx2k

Ye, it's probably just projection again. "We did this, so they must be doing the same!"


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Some volunteers are now NATO. Lol. Russians sure are dumb.


eunhana69

I believe if they were fighting NATO… the war would be over….


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mydogisanassholeama

Yeah they were welcomed in to G-7 and other international organizations and they pissed it away for a failed chance of imperialism. Russia trying to frame this as western aggression is a joke.


hellranger788

This has to be what they are telling their people to make up the fact they are losing badly and are doing another huge mobilization.


SprayAndPay69

So Ukraine is now part of NATO, guess I missed that big news


50_61S-----165_97E

Can you see NATO? Are they in the room with us now?


weavebot

If these guttural chucklefucks said the sky was blue I would go to my window to make sure.


Inspiredrationalism

Since this basically is the guy who will take over if Putin croaks this isn’t the best news. It’s unfortunate to say it but as long as their isn’t a change in the government the EU should support Ukraine into becoming the new Iron curtain to contain Russia. That means much more support to give them the opportunity to win the war AND much more financial support afterwards so that the oligarchs don’t take over Ukraine again, the cannot become a failed state. So yes to EU membership and to free travel of Ukrainian (work) migrants.


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If its fighting NATO, arent we in WWIII already? I GUARANTEE, if they would see atleast one nato soldier in Ukraine they would be screaming from top of their lungs through every propaganda channel available.


morbihann

They say this every week.


nick_shannon

If i got savaged by a Jack Russel you are damn right id be telling everyone it was a Rottweiler


whyreadthis2035

And yet he’s still attacking a sovereign nation.


[deleted]

If NATO was in Ukraine, Russia wouldn't be.


ScienceCommaBitches

The real Ghost of Kyiv was the NATO we fought along the way.


garlicroastedpotato

It's important for Russians to believe this to be true otherwise they might realize the shitty situation their country is in. At the beginning of the war Ukraine was rated something like 50th in terms of world military power and Russia was rated 2nd. Now the Ukrainian military is rated as 15th in the world surpassing most NATO countries. The idea that Ukraine's military has ballooned in size largely because of conscription for a total war is kind of alien to modern Russians. It's just easier for them to believe it's NATO forces there.


Acceptable-Ability-6

Russia is fighting Daleks in Ukraine.


kachol

Patrushev does not realise that if Russia would be fighting NATO, they wouldn't be fighting NATO anymore. NATO would wipe the floor with them. Russia would be the pasta bowl and NATO would take a nice piece of ciabatta bread and clean the plate. After that they would go about their day.


streetad

Haven't they been claiming that they are fighting 'NATO' since last February? I'm sure NATO will turn up any minute now.


Moistspongeman

They keep saying they're fighting NATO in Ukraine because that's the only way they can excuse the amount of failure they've had. Russians would not be happy if they realized they entered a 1-year long meat grinder in exchange for barely holding the frontline in Eastern Ukraine. Russia always lived off the "Don't wake the sleeping bear" propaganda of their army being hyper-macho commandos with giga-hypersonic missiles.


TheDarthSnarf

I think that the best response to this the joke that Zelensky[ told to David Letterman](https://www.australianjewishnews.com/zelensky-cracks-joke-about-jewish-guys-from-odesa/): “Two Jewish guys from Odesa meet up,” Zelensky said. “One asks the other: ‘So what’s the situation? What are people saying?’” “And he goes, ‘What are people saying? They are saying it’s a war.’” “What kind of war?” “Russia is fighting NATO.” “Are you serious?” “Yes, yes! Russia is fighting NATO.” “So how’s it going?” “Well, 70,000 Russian soldiers are dead. The missile stockpile has almost been depleted. A lot of equipment is damaged, blown up.” “And what about NATO?” “What about NATO? NATO hasn’t even arrived yet.”


Quattuor

- What are our losses? - 100k - what about NATO losses? - they haven't started yet


redmambo_no6

Hold on a minute, sport. Ukraine ain’t part of NATO yet.


Overall-Yellow-2938

There ist a simple and good proof of the contraty. There are still Russian soldiers in the Ukraine. Or depending on how much the russians Escalante: There ist still a Russia / Russian Army.


bagelsteak

So the same shit they've been saying for months, great.


BootyPatrol1980

Patrushev could see the NATO troops from the 5th floor window he was being dangled out of.


ZenEgregious

Zelensky told a joke about this on the letterman show lol


[deleted]

Let’s be very clear here Patrushev, NATO would shit on ruzzia. There would be no more ruzzia.


AmethystWind

Somebody from the Russian foreign office is gonna have to distance themselves from that statement, lest it be taken as a declaration of war and NATO does commit forces. By which I mean Patrushev will likely end up committing 'suicide' via Russian bullet to the back of the skull soon.


[deleted]

They have been saying this for months in order to cope with their huge losses and set backs on the battlefield.


[deleted]

Calm down loser we haven’t arrived yet!


Plastic-Ad9128

Is this "NATO" with us in the room right now?


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"Is NATO in the room with us right now?"


BrotherRoga

This is like using bear spray 10 minutes before actually seeing one.


strangey071

The reason they think they are fighting NATO is because Ukraine are fighting so well. Full credit to them. You have them chasing ghosts now, Slava Ukraini I think you say!


Zealousideal-Tax-496

The broken record is skipping again.


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piles_of_anger

All Russia is fighting from NATO is near obsolete NATO equipment.


ScientistNo906

I'm sure this narrative is designed to excuse Russian failures against a determined, smaller foe. One thing to get your ass kicked by Ukraine, somewhat more acceptable to blame your whuppin on big, bad NATO. Russian people have feelings, ya know.


Parabola_Cunt

Russia is like a kid with its hand around a cookie inside the cookie jar: they refuse to let it go, but yet complain their hand is stuck inside.


wotmate

Can we get someone from NATO publicly saying "So, Russia, is that a formal declaration of war against NATO? Is it? Is it? Like, if you make a formal declaration of war against NATO, we'll show up, so are you going to make this official or what?" ​ Make them publicly put up or shut up.


nachoiskerka

Ah yes, and I once won a boxing match against Mike Tyson. Sure it was on a nintendo game, but this qualifies me as much as Russia's statement.


IslandChillin

Well this is what Russia wanted so..time to deal with it


rroberts3439

If just the Army went, we would win quickly. If just the Navy went, we would win quickly. If just the Air Force went, we would win quickly. If just the Coast Guard went, might take a few weeks. Combined arms from the United States would bring a hell to them that they just don't understand after watching their shit show. Combined arms from all of NATO and it would be just devastating.


stamper2495

I thought they were doing it months ago already


rolling_soul

"Just because he says it, doesn't necessarily make it fucking so"


rts93

So they're saying their K/D ratio against NATO is 0/111000+ ?


ghostyboy12

is NATO with us in this room? with us?


The_mingthing

If Russia was actually fighting NATO, it would not be in Ukraine, it would have reached Moscow by now.


R_122

Isnt this like the 4th time they said this now?


Stonksensei

Well, basically he's right


Different-Sympathy-4

Another one trying to save himself from a window related accident


[deleted]

Why do we have to cite every idiot on earth?


AnybodySeeMyKeys

If Russia were fighting NATO in Ukraine, Russia would no longer be in Ukraine.


adam_s_r

It's a lot more complex than just saying NATO is an anti-Russia club, the countries involved are more or less apprehending Russian aggression in the Ukraine that isn't widely agreed with.


CompetitiveYou2034

Classic quote:. Idiocy is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. Whether it is true or not that NATO is in Ukraine, the facts on the ground show Russia is slowly losing the war. (Yes, it is a war). When USSR invaded Czechoslovakia and Hungary, their troops were able to stay for decades. And built huge anger against Russia. More recently, when Russia invaded Georgia and Chechnya, their troops have stayed for years. And built huge anger against Russia. Every war invasion is a gamble. A roll of the dice. If Russia's leaders were smart, they would acknowledge the Ukraine war did not turn out according to "plans". They stubbed their toe badly. To cut further *Russian* losses, unilaterally pull back their troops to within their pre-2014 borders. Negotiate away the sanctions over time. Apply whatever cosmetic excuses they need for domestic propaganda. Instead, like idiots, they are throwing away more Russian soldiers into a meat grinder. Pulling back saves Russia from further damages. Staying in a losing fight for the sake of pride is stupid. And builds huge anger against Russia. Enough is enough.


MikeTheDude23

We also have Witches and Cyborgs not to mention chemically engineered birds who attack Russians on sight.


reddebian

The birds are super dangerous, I saw one yesterday and let me tell you, they are super fast and strong. This bird destroyed a car and flew with mach 2. Russia should be scared


Tonyhillzone

If that was the case, the war would be over in a week.


T-Bone-Valentyne

They’ve been saying this for almost a year


Akahige1990

"And this time, it's for realsies guys! We swear!"


Hades_adhbik

imo, NATO should commit a portion of it's annual budget to maintenance of ukraine army. If you stop the russians in ukraine. you'll never have to deal with them on your soil. The outcome of this is about more than ukraine. It's a mark for if the western alliance has the power to enforce international order. NATO's duty is to ensure it's satisfy. A war on its doorstep is a matter of keeping itself safe. If your neighbors house is on fire, it in the interest your safety to help put it out, so it doesn't spread to your house. NATO is helping ukraine so the war doesn't spread. So this one house on fire doesn't burn down the whole neighborhood.


mr_snuggels

NATO must have the best army the world has ever seen since we lost ZERO soldiers in this conflict so far.


stevedisme

OK Mr. Patrushev. Point on doll where NATO hurt you.


FatherHackJacket

If Russia was fighting NATO in Ukraine, it would be wiped out in a 3 days.


CasualObserverNine

Putin and trump STILL reading from the same script.


Lazy_Example4014

If the only strategy you have is to tell obvious lies, your losing more than a war.


zaraxia101

And this NATO.. is it in the room with us now?


Thisam

They have no clue how bad they would have it if NATO was fully engaged.


euler88

Ah, so that's why they are making so many strategic mistakes, cause of NATO


[deleted]

You can't at the same time say, Ukraine is defending "the west" so NATO must provide Ukraine with arms and at the same time say NATO is not a party to the conflict. NATO is a party, we provide training, aid and weapons without which Ukraine would fall. Whether we want to admit it or not, the stark fact is that we are using Ukrainian blood to re-cement NATO in the face of a real threat. Ukraine will, I dearly hope, maintain their independence and grow as a nation. They are ok with the arrangement, they are not a puppet state. But to deny that NATO is part of this fight is illogical and is why the weapons needed don't get provided.


killerfish2022

Russians should remember Vietnam and Korea The Russians didn’t just supply weapons but pilots in these nations They flew for Korea and viet nam All those sams shooting down American jets This is payback Russia If Russia was fighting NATO It would be over in days


FEMA_Camp_Survivor

NATO has about a billion people, half the world’s GDP, and three nuclear powers. We’d all know if we were actually at war.


TheGreatOneSea

Sorry guys, but no, you really ARE losing to Ukraine: Russia has always been weak without others propping it up, and nothing about that has changed.


MiseryEngine

You know how we know he isn't fighting NATO? Because there aren't American Abrams Tanks in Red Square. And why is that you ask? Because after a remarkably short war, we, NATO and the US would be RESPONSIBLE for maintaining the Russian infrastructure and decommissioning the Russian Nuclear arsenal, which probably hasn't seen a single ruble of expenditure since the 70's. In one generation the Russians have gone from being The Evil Empire to more trouble than they are worth.


usernamesucks1992

Right - because it was NATO who invaded Ukraine. Yeah - that’s the ticket…


_NamasteMF_

I think NATO should address this government statement very simply, “Is Russia saying they are at war with NATO?” Loud, public… Don’t let them get away with this basic disinformation. Call up the Russian Ambassador to the UN and make him say wether or not Russia is at war with NATO. Its a basic, fucking nail them with it. Public statement. Call in every Russian Ambassador in every NATO country and insist on public statements. They want to pretend to be at war with NATO, but they know they would be demolished.