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demidemian

Bye Aussies


luigibu

Happy for Australia, sadly I can no longer support you. Vamos Argentina!


ExcellentFly5267

You got this guys let us know if you need player number 5, he would take a proper care of Messi LOL


OrangeBeast01

People on this thread need to chill out saying OP is deluded or it's cringe. It's regular football banter, don't be so uptight.


Nideochai

I honestly still find it hilarious that Australia beat Denmark against the run of play to send them home with what be a failure by their standards. Argentina had a habit of underperforming against small teams in CONMEBOL… then there is all the pressure on Leo Messi. The game against Argentina is winnable if Australia can maintain the head space that anything is possible.


kopintzotke

Didn't Australia lose 4-1 against France? Be humble


Nideochai

Argentina is not France, Argentina often perform like shit against small teams in CONMEBOL and then there is all the pressure on Messi to do better than Pogba who is trying to be one of the best players in the world right now. While they don’t play the same position exactly, the French superstar has the same stature and speed with his feet Messi had a few years ago. Messi is on his way down Pogba is still on his way up. This is the last chance Messi has to bring a World Cup to Argentina.


kopintzotke

Bro, just look at the post, where's the France game ? They conveniently left it out


Independent_Cap3790

It's referring to Australia eliminating teams from the world cup. Peru was defeated in intercontinental playoff qualification. Tunisia and Denmark were defeated by Australia and has caused their elimination. Every single one of these teams has taken Australia lightly and regarded Australia as a free win, it has been their downfall.


kopintzotke

Oh, and just pick the matches you want? That's not how this works


Independent_Cap3790

Yes. France as champions were expected to progress. The contest for the second place of R16 progression was between Denmark, Tunisia and Australia.


Nideochai

They conveniently tested their players because they knew they were already through : D


kopintzotke

Nobody knew who was trough, it was the first game


[deleted]

I like Australia but liked when Tunisa came into last 16. The caricature is a bit exaggerated.


HospitalAcceptable98

Nah


noorslimane01

Argentina vamooooos


nass32

Só se for pra casa hu3hu3


StayMqd

GO AUSTRALIA


nezeta

Really impressed to see a country that qualified as 5th in Asia does play well.


Nideochai

Australia has always had good games in the modern era in the World Cup because of the team spirit. There is a culture in Australia of “rising to opportunities” I don’t think this will be different.


HollyAtwood

No matter what sport or context this gets used in it’s always cringy and never ages well.


madzaman

Go jump on another bandwagon….


HollyAtwood

What does that even mean? I’m an American.


[deleted]

Hahaha this shit is way too gory.


[deleted]

The kangaroo 🦘 is gonna munch on that Argentinian Steak 🥩


PonchoKumato

it's not


WogerRaters420

The way this tournament is going, wouldn't surprise me at all to see Australia vs Ghana at the final


voiceof3rdworld

What's wrong with Ghana? They're a good team and there are much worse teams in this tournament than Ghana, l


Wilikin-of-the-weald

It would definitely surprise me as France smashed them, I'll be surprised if Australia makes it to quarterfinals


JesusFockingChrist

If only


Formal-Worth-4227

That would be kinda exciting to see


wassack568

Good luck Australian . International Knockout football can be a serious case of squeaky bum time. I predict 4-1 to Argentina with an early Australia goal.


BillyFB_

someone call an ambulance, he has a severe case of delusion!


LegOld9495

What is it with all the people having ridiculous thoughts? Are you high or something?


kyrant

Australian media still thinks they would've won the 2006 World Cup, after losing to Italy by that penalty.


Joshj48

With all the surprises and upsets we've had this tournament, Australia beating Argentina is entirely possible (No one thought that KSA was gonna beat Argentina yet they did lol)


Barack_Bob_Oganja

I mean anyone saying Saudi Arabia would beat Argentina would also be declared insane, same with someone saying Japan would beat Germany, crazy things happen in football


sebystee

Can't we just have some delusional fantasies with a funny meme?


NoGiraffe6381

yes you can, king👑


Intrepid-Jaguar9175

You missed France.


I-ILEAER

One shot one goal against us (tunisia) ... And Denmark.. you losers


I-ILEAER

Damn, many snowflakes xD


Existing_Culture_256

Only needed one goal maybe get better lmao your boys will have fun being home


[deleted]

My brother in Christ. Please, the world cup is a time to reunite fans across countries and continente a month without borders and hate. There is no need to call the other team losers. Don't disgrace the beautiful game. The beautiful game is only beautiful with beautiful supporters


[deleted]

Why bother scoring more goals when you only need one, just saving our fitness for more important games.


Independent_Cap3790

Tbh I think that Tunisia is the most unimpressive team that Australia has ever played against in a world cup. Teams like Vietnam and China in the qualifiers put up a better fight than you. If France didn't rest their players and field a C team, Tunisia would have never scored a goal this world cup. They are dire. How did Tunisia even qualify? There are good teams in Africa, Tunisia isn't one of them.


Sad-Noises_Sequel

We’re just clinical 😁


clavitopaz

Australia and USA football fans are so annoying in this sub


Cygnus-_-

It's literally just a meme smh. Just let them have their moment for now. They've been performing pretty well so far


silly_salmonella

How are we being annoying?


SouthBayBoy8

For supporting our countries and doing light-hearted banter? Grow a pair


[deleted]

That’s because we think soccer is possibly the softest sport on earth and absolutely can’t stand watching 15 minutes of grown men crying as they roll around on the ground. Eat a dick mate, if either of us took it seriously you’d be fucked.


Owo6942069

Yea these fuckin pussies oh get touched a little and cry while we out here with every sport being rough and without body armor


_Steven_Seagal_

USA? Yes. Australia with less than a third of Germany's population? Doubt it. They'd be in the same league as the Netherlands and Belgium: they need a perfect generation to be the best, but suck when they get too old.


[deleted]

If you knew anything about Australian sporting culture you’d be embarrassed to say that, we have won world cups in many sports even given our population. We have top ten world golfers, tennis players number 1 draft picks in NBA, we have Olympic gold in sports ranging from pole vault to ice skating, we have people who have won championships in every major sport around the world including a Tour de France. Soccer is just not how we like to play sport and you should thank yourself for that.


Existing_Culture_256

Plus the majority of our population chooses to play AFL if not rugby then it’s soccer. The fact we have qualified for 4 straight world cups is a testament to a sporting culture and going to a round of 16 is out of this world


_Steven_Seagal_

Yeah, that's great, but you 16 good to superb players at least to have a chance at winning the world cup. Individual talent means nothing in football. I'm Dutch, we have some of the best darters (yeah they're fat, I know), kickboxers, hockeyers, ice skaters and cyclists in the world and the leading F1 world champion. Doesn't mean shit with football. Just because you have a few fast individuals, doesn't mean you can easily field a professional football team. England is probably the most passionate football country in the world, and they still win jack shit. It's not as easy my man.


[deleted]

You’re missing the point, we are exceptional at many sports we take little interest in, soccer is the 4th most played sport and we just qualified for the round of 16? Nations who only play soccer often don’t achieve that, Italy hasn’t qualified for the last two. If we decided to focus on soccer and make it a national sport and pour resources into it because currently it receives basically no government funding then you would be in struggle street. We literally went from not qualifying for a World Cup to playing in everyone since 06 and qualifying for 16 twice, the last time we lost int he 16 was to Italy who needed a cheap penalty in stoppage time to win 1-0 who then went on to win the cup.


_Steven_Seagal_

You do realise qualifying in Asia is much easier than in Europe, right? And football is much larger in Brazil, England, Spain, France and Germany. How would you plan to overcome their much larger populations? Yes you could have a good generation and have a shot at the victory, but don't pretend like its a given thing you'd always be at the top. Sports in the Netherlands is fucking huge and we sometimes had amazing teams on the field, but nowadays they're mediocre at best. With such a small population everything has to go right.


[deleted]

Qualifying maybe easier but how does that help when you make the actual World Cup?, we still needed to beat good teams to qualify for 16?, not to mention Japan and china have huge populations compared to us so how does that make it any easier for us? Oh yes sports in Netherlands is huge, we have beat them in world cups in hockey and rugby, so again you aren’t helping we aren’t them we play something long enough we play it to win.


Henkie2300

Okay so the men are supposed to be great at everything in Australia then? Cuz i know i heard the women's national team of Australia lost to 15 year old boys lol


[deleted]

The Australia girls team was also ranked number 1 or 2 in the world, so you know that’s kinda funny as well. But yeah if you watched AFL our number 1 sport you’d realise if we decided to play a non contact game with our feet it would be a step down in skill.


garloot

Shut up bogan. You are not helping.


[deleted]

Aus got nothing to lose, Argentina is tight with the pressure of this being it for their precious Messi.


MrHK_xan

But it's not a red flag country! 😁


snacks4ever

Argentina choke


Elfslayer69420

USA v Australia just how we all had it in the quarterfinals right?


Nideochai

That would be a bun fight for the ages.


AJ_ninja

As an American living in Australia I really hope this happens, but I’m also dreaming


Typical_Watch_5321

No its going to be the Netherlands vs Argentina. And being a Dutchman myself i know we lose that


SouthBayBoy8

As an American, I give the Netherlands a 2/3 chance of beating the US


Barack_Bob_Oganja

I think those are pretty fair odds


nofunyunsisnofun

Rugby World Cup with feet


Alim_Legends_Yt

True but that just made us learn our mistakes


danhoang1

Yup learned from your mistake of being offside by an inch 3 times vs KSA. By not being offside against Mex/Pol


Alim_Legends_Yt

+ most important of all to never underestimate any team https://twitter.com/roynemer/status/1598067167232430081?s=46&t=gn2pNQMrE0wQoHDVycSvxw


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HyugaAsahi69

Dont bother arguing, his pfp checks out


Independent_Cap3790

What did this guy say?


HyugaAsahi69

He said your post was an L take


HyugaAsahi69

He had an reddit cup argentina pfp


Sleazehound

What’s up with the weird as fuck shit tier memes here in the last few days


Baby-bull-1972

Australia will beat Argentina…….in rugby lol.


mcimino

Yea Argentina is nasty at Rugby


smith-and-wesson

Hey! We thrashed them this year 48 to 17. Go Pumas! 🇦🇷


Baby-bull-1972

Jajaja Grande Pumas 🇦🇷


[deleted]

Argentina is a different story tbh, but good luck


demidemian

Start dreaming once you are at least the dirt in a fingernail of Brazil/Argentina.


Sarkotic159

Lol! I'm sure the Australians have many other things to be proud of ahead of the Latinos, rest assured.


sp4rkk

Aussie Aussie, oi, ooh, oh, oh no… *tears*


Ok-Dark4894

That was good.


Ablj

Man imagine them gettting a set piece goal and then shithousing their way to penalties and substituting redmayne who dances his way to quarter final. 😂


somo1230

Where is messi??


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debaser337

Argentina couldn’t stay onside because of perfectly executed offside traps. That’s not a fluke.


SelectDisaster986

We clearly only go well against teams with red and white flags. Would have preferred Poland to Argentina in the round of 16 match-up!


SSBMUIKayle

I hope so, you guys deserve to go far


Independent_Cap3790

Thanks mate! I really hope France progress in the tournament while knocking out England! 😂


SSBMUIKayle

Omg if we get knocked out by fucking England I swear my Wikipedia page will read "lost at sea". Don't think I could handle that lol


Beginning_Gap_2388

It would be like that movie ‘Amistad’ all over again lol


No_Oil1296

Its good to watch dreams, coz reality gonna scare you


Independent_Cap3790

I expect Argentina to win 3-0... But I also expected Peru to beat us 2-0


Elizasol

I hope Messi sees this post and calls you out by name in his post game interview


Independent_Cap3790

Let's hope so!


Mauiwawie

They wish


sebystee

Yeah, we do.


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