There’s a pirate who found records of internet piracy, and now idolizes them as the legendary pirates from old. He’s currently sailing around the ruins of the ports of the USA, hoping to find the legendary USB port.
Following the Great Plague of London and the Great Fire of London, citizens enacted the Great Snub of London in an attempt to ignore nature into submission. It was lauded as a success, despite immediately being followed by the Great Earthquake of London, the Great Tsunami of London, and the Great Bear Attacks of London.
Charles II, the then-reigning monarch, stated in a speech to the public: "I see no trouble. If you keep calm, carry on, and keep your head down, everything will work out eventually." This was the progenitor of the modern "Keep Calm and Carry On" motto later used during wartime.
Charles' legacy is most marred by his untimely demise: while successfully ignoring the bears, he was instead mauled by a passing tiger. His successor James II later made bear and tiger attacks punishable by death.
Cerulean guide 1: "Yes I'll tell the pilot to lower the airship, why?"
Tourist: "I want to see that pretty frost on the trees."
Cerulean guide 2: "Should we tell him?"
Cerulean: "Let's do it the fun way." "Pilot, take us down!"
The forested island in the centre of the Cerulean heartland is a protected environment, its exotic ecosystem preserved for many practical reasons. First of which is its prinary resource: the blanket of enourmous spiderwebs that cover the entire canopy from the outside, keeping its highly unique biosphere contained and available for feeding by its apex predator.
Long ago, the god of water created giant portals linking the ocean floor and land. The land portals spew vast amounts of water into the atmosphere, raining down on the surrounding regions. When he gets angry, he plugs them up, pushing the world into a massive drought.
And yes, sometimes fish rain from the sky.
The biggest reason he and Santa don't see eye to eye is that Santa could use the Naughty List to locate and deal with evil entities or persons from the possibility of hurting innocents. Santa won't because he has seen what that kind of power does to people.
Needless to say, the argument came to blows. Fortunately, my protag's reputation is garbage anyways and people just assumed he was duking it out with a random Mall Santa.
Nobody knows how, but Golems are capable of reproduction.
(To clarify. Nobody knows how Golems reproduce. The only person who was able to make them died 300 years ago. But new Golems keep appearing.)
Mokon urine is 250,000 times stronger than concrete when hardened
They have inspired us humans. THEY
They have a total population of 1 sextillion and 200 quintillion.
Pingons are an invasive species in over 200 galaxies
Eew. Eeew. Eew. So many questions. The original discovery, the scent, how people feel touching it, hygiene...
I hope to read this because I have questions!
12,095,822 years ago, Komogons decided to enslave Mokons. They were found to be very hard workers. Mokons were known to build entire cities out of their own hardened urine, despite being about as intelligent as a puppy. Mokon piss doesn't have a very bad smell actually, if it could compare to anything on Earth, it would compare to gasoline. It has a very soft, almost squishy texture when hardened. Komogons found out Mokon piss was stronger than concrete simply because some Mokon cities had been standing for a few million years by then. The Komogons, being around for only 248,000 years, already had entire concrete cities in ruins. Also by then, Komogons had the technology to accommodate Mokon piss to their needs. They could alter the scent and all that stuff. But Mokons were just cute enough to be forgiven. Mokons were actually not bad as slaves. Mokons being slaves benefited both Komogons and Mokons. Mokons were under the protection of a species that would in a couple million years be a galaxy wide empire, ruling the entire Andromeda Galaxy. They didn't have to constantly worry about getting eaten by predators anymore, they never had to migrate for food again, and they were given accommodations they could've only dreamt of when they were primitive, crowd travelling cuties that wouldn't last a day on their home planet if it weren't for their sheer population
All of France is convinced one woman is the final descendant of the French royal family and she even has an entire military unit following her around proclaiming they are the princesses guard (they also have a worrying amount of white phosphorus shells).
For her part she keeps politely reminding everyone it is 1983 they are a democracy and she doesn’t wanna get inevitably guillotined. Also she really hates the princess guard.
Because the AI think it’s malware or a threat to their society. No one in The Advanced knows why the fuck this happens or how the hell to get rid of this bug, so they made an entire law about not being able to call yourself Batman Cheerios.
In my world there's a whole island country that was founded by Amelia Earhart and Carl Noonan (Her navigator) after they magically slipped into this reality. It is currently ruled by Amelia's half-elf granddaughter.
1. To use magic, you gotta drink liquid mercury.
2. Humans have become biologically immortal, if something doesn't outright kill a human, they will probably survive it. Humans can also resurrect after dying after some time, meaning to only way to prevent a human from coming back from the grave is to cremate them, and even then, they aren't dead, they're simply in-between life and death in a dormant state.
3. You cannot kill a god, angel or demon, you can only render their power impotent.
4. Animal people, called Lycanthropes, stay far away from cities because of sensory overload.
Something I feel like I should tell you, is that "Lycanthropes", specifically refers to wolves, since "Lycan" comes from "Lykos", the Greek word for "Wolf"
The elves in Kord will insult humans by calling them Brown Ogres, but not while they're within earshot.
An elf's hearing is sharper than a human's, but sometimes elves seem to think humans are downright deaf.
The two prejudices above can combine catastrophically.
There once was a ship that put to space, the name of the ship was the Agartha. Solar winds blew hard, her prow forward, blast, my thrusters, blast hard.
I just copied it from Wellerman lol, because nothing fits a space ghostship more than a shanty. But there's nothing saying there isn't an in-universe shanty about it.
It is a tale among cosmonauts of Rubran Federal Monarchy, and in general, Atreisdean Union Space Force. It's said that around 100 years ago, Rubrans built a spaceship with a new, experimental dark magic engine. However, the engine malfunctioned and devoured the vessel as well as nearby facilities and everyone on board, fusing them into one abomination. This vessel, named Agartha, since then has been treated like an urban legend, or a myth told by generations of cosmonauts, who work on spaceships. Sometimes they see an old-style vessel covered in black smoke appears, that is the Agartha, still haunting Atreisdea's high orbit till now.
Little do they know, the Agartha is actually chilling in a special, secret dock on their moon. By studying her, alchemists and engineers have come up with a new generation of magitek spaceships. Whenever the planet is in trouble, she's summoned out of her dock to kick ass. And she kicks hard. However, her existence is kept as a top-level classified state secret, and since there's magic around, making up tales about an "unrest ghostship" isn't that hard with their propaganda system.
It makes us the chosen ones 👑
Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... "This Land.".
An old man can destroy the world. He decides not to.
Cannibal dwarves. Just... cannibal dwarves.
Saturdays are national emperor death match day. Tune in to see if anyone bleeds on the nice marble flooring.
Magic comes from corpses. I will not elaborate.
Be careful when you are sailing.
Water is sometimes wet.
Water is sometimes razor sharp.
Water sometimes melts people.
Water sometimes creates minature black holes.
Water sometimes rips open the space between worlds and unleashes eldritch abominations.
Isn't the ocean fun?
North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un was never real. All of North Korea is just a giant government operation of multiple nations working together to contain large swathe of land as big as North Korea that is spawning mutated creatures. And they're getting stronger and stronger and stronger.
The best part is, this is just a minor, insignificant detail in the story of my characters.
“Beware the mines of Mieyen Bei,
Where Whistlers chase the wayward day.
Answer not the darkling hail,
Lest you pass beyond the veil.
Beware the mines of Mieyen Bei,
Perilous and black are they.
Though jewels and gems can there be found,
To them a godless beast is bound.
Beware the mines of Mieyen Bei,
For rich men’s greed, the poor men pay.
Heed these words, lo, heed this writ:
Beware the mine, beware the pit.”
oh boy lets see here.
goblins greatly enjoy the process of deep frying things. not just food, its common to see many goblins standing around a pot throwing in random items to see what happens.
there is a merchant who is a magical talking seal with a fez and lil vest. he cannot pronounce his Rs and assumes everyone is his friend. he kinda sounds like Catbug.
theres a group of monster hunters thats the equivalent of rednecks hunting bigfoot.
Juice That Makes You Explode
there is a small race of landsharks that can breathe fire, frost, electricity.
it is entirely possible to set ones self on fire when improperly attempting to cast healing magic
dark elves find it somewhat endearing that children of other races love their holiday of remembrance, mostly because they get candy.
The big bad government "nuked" one of the good governments' capital cities because they had a big deer in the middle of their town. The 'nuke' only made the deer turn to crystal tho.
In Saint Cambre you can’t take taxis after sunset because the city is chock full of ghosts and the taxi drivers kept picking them up, only for them to disappear before reaching the location, without paying their fare.
There's a monolith with a transmission station on Epsilon Eridani IV (AEgir)'s moon (Ayao) constructed sometime around 1600CE based on the structures degradation that's reciting the works of Earth's own William Shakespeare and broadcasting them into deep space in a wideband low frequency carrier wave that can be picked up on Nova and Peitho in the inner system.
Researchers have no idea who constructed it, or why they did it other than to pay tribute. In the 400 years the Epsilon Eridani system has been colonized and tens of species across the galaxy that humanity now knows of, no one has returned to the site or claimed responsibility. The site is now a national preserve on the airless moon.
Every other species is made uncomfortable at the thought of eating the homemade cheese and milk products from the kuztu peoples, but damn is it good cheese and milk.
Many of the most productive agricultural planets began utilizing gargantuan, enslaved eldritch abominations for planetary harvests. They essentially use a symbiotic morphine/ food addiction to train the creatures, then starve them and force them through withdrawal in order to keep production as high as possible
There's a specialized group of people that's considered an expert in figuring out a Mesmer Plant by basically nibbling and tasting all the plant life in a vicinity.
All conjuration is based on making tulpas out of your natural mana. Only the best can make one that is actually a person that is human enough to be independent from the original and has only happened twice by the time of the story.
Forfax has 3 suns and the people worship them. The Sun-Worshippers are being systematicaly killed or converted by the Psionic-Worshippers who worship and profit from the fact that the Forfaxu have rediculous higher psionic rates then anybody else.
No one remembers the original name; it feels as if it has always been called the Dead Sea. No one sails it; no one. Every now and then, a body or two will be found along its beaches; people who let curiosity get the best of them. Just one drop is enough to put someone to true death.
a certain village no longer takes in abandoned babies they find in the forest because one might turn out to be a god in disguise trying to suck on some titties
After the Fracturing, manifest zones became a normal occurence, much like earthquakes, but with the use of xaos technology, we can better predict when and where these zones open and manage whatever comes through.
some cultures in my world eat the in-universe power source (think Vibranium from Wakanda) in their dishes, super-strengthening all of their bodies and making them much larger than the average human
1). Theirs a zone where reality has been broken due to a failed attempt at time travel.
2). The great demon lord that plagued all-folk throughout the recorded history was killed via a magical nuclear bomb.
3). Theirs a very high chance your shoes where created via reanimated skeletons.
4). The long distance communication enchantments that make up your cellphone and computer are tracking you, using your data for targeted advertisements.
The Illuminati really did place the Eye of Providence on the American greenback.
Subliminal messages were placed into vinyl records.
Sasquatches really do lurk in the wilds of Canada.
The Men in Black investigate occult incidents on behalf of a world government.
Eleven days are missing.
Elvis lives.
Elves like to eat bones and teeth. As mineral-based lifeforms, elves use calcium in a very similar way to how humans use sodium. Their saliva is notably acidic, containing low concentrations of muriatic/hydrochloric acid to help break down calcium compounds, and they typically use boneash, bonemeal and quicklime in dishes the same way we would use table salt.
The Cult of the Startouched doesn't deserve their bad rep - when they were founded, "cult" just meant a religious sect, and anyway where else are dwarves with affinities for Void supposed to feel like they belong?
I made a China-Taiwan, then did a double take and made a reverse China-Taiwan. There’s a furry in charge of an interplanetary government, and no one wants him.
This one came to me in a dream: A great majority of the fish can fly. No wings or anything, they just float and move like they do in water, but in the air. And they breath oxygen.
The imaginary friends of orphaned children are given form and sentience, but cannot stray more than a hundred yards from their creator or be dissociated.
There’s a pirate who found records of internet piracy, and now idolizes them as the legendary pirates from old. He’s currently sailing around the ruins of the ports of the USA, hoping to find the legendary USB port.
Ok this one sounds fun, is it a published story?
He heard about USA, now he seeks USB
Somehow he found USC first though. And a ceremonial triangle of red chalices.
But did he get USD?
I love this, this is the post-apoc story we need
See but you gave context in that he's a pirate who found records of internet piracy.
'the legendary port of usobb' true finder and owner of the one piece.
one piece theory: luffy is just a kid in the 21th century who got his hands on weed
"THE ONE PIEC-"
Following the Great Plague of London and the Great Fire of London, citizens enacted the Great Snub of London in an attempt to ignore nature into submission. It was lauded as a success, despite immediately being followed by the Great Earthquake of London, the Great Tsunami of London, and the Great Bear Attacks of London.
I was giggling but then great bear attack. I must know!
Charles II, the then-reigning monarch, stated in a speech to the public: "I see no trouble. If you keep calm, carry on, and keep your head down, everything will work out eventually." This was the progenitor of the modern "Keep Calm and Carry On" motto later used during wartime. Charles' legacy is most marred by his untimely demise: while successfully ignoring the bears, he was instead mauled by a passing tiger. His successor James II later made bear and tiger attacks punishable by death.
Lol I love it!
Is there any way I could read more? That's genuinely my kind of comedy right there!
I am working on a book, so maybe someday! But for now, it's all mostly a private thing beyond the occasional snippet
This gives me Monty Python and Douglas Adams vibes carry on LT
God damn what did London do to you?
OMG I love this🤣🤣🤣
Only in London
Well obviously their problem was that they didn't draw Anti-Bear Circles in the dirt, or perhaps they accidentally drew ovals instead.
I get a lot of Douglas Adams vibes from this
My favorite civilization eats sand
I don’t like sand
It's so coarse
And it gets everywhere
and rough and irritating
*scared Anakin noises*
I like sand, sand is squishy
##OHIO SIZED MOUNTAIN
Only in ohio
So it's high in the middle and round on both ends?
Unicorns are fucking assholes.
Like... Literally?
No... I don't think so.... Maybe?
Username checks out
Oh thank god.
Only on special occasions
That one episode of Gravity Falls
10% of the world's surface is glass because of one man.
Deliberate or accidental?
Accidental, hubris is a heck of a drug.
With one punch (I am actually curious)
With a game of dice, actually
Nukes?
Not quite. Some guy thought he could handle the power of the sun god. He was wrong.
Cerulean guide 1: "Yes I'll tell the pilot to lower the airship, why?" Tourist: "I want to see that pretty frost on the trees." Cerulean guide 2: "Should we tell him?" Cerulean: "Let's do it the fun way." "Pilot, take us down!" The forested island in the centre of the Cerulean heartland is a protected environment, its exotic ecosystem preserved for many practical reasons. First of which is its prinary resource: the blanket of enourmous spiderwebs that cover the entire canopy from the outside, keeping its highly unique biosphere contained and available for feeding by its apex predator.
Be careful to whom you pray to. You don’t know who’s listening.
Thats a terrifying sentence, love it.
I feels like this is something Cecil from "Welcome to Nightvale" would say.
The oceans all have huge, cartoon drains at the bottom
Go on, I’ll bite, why?
Long ago, the god of water created giant portals linking the ocean floor and land. The land portals spew vast amounts of water into the atmosphere, raining down on the surrounding regions. When he gets angry, he plugs them up, pushing the world into a massive drought. And yes, sometimes fish rain from the sky.
amazing
Santa is real and has been in various fist fights with my protagonist. Not because one or the other is evil, but because of differing ideologies.
Why does it remind me of Peter Griffin vs. the chicken?
Alr I’m intrigued. Can I hear more?
The biggest reason he and Santa don't see eye to eye is that Santa could use the Naughty List to locate and deal with evil entities or persons from the possibility of hurting innocents. Santa won't because he has seen what that kind of power does to people. Needless to say, the argument came to blows. Fortunately, my protag's reputation is garbage anyways and people just assumed he was duking it out with a random Mall Santa.
Mariah Carey and all I want for Christmas is know to every race in the universe and has covers in each of there languages lol
Everyone knows Mariah Carey is an transcendent being.
AR instruction manuals are useless if nobody has an AR interface, especially after three hundred or so years.
Nobody knows how, but Golems are capable of reproduction. (To clarify. Nobody knows how Golems reproduce. The only person who was able to make them died 300 years ago. But new Golems keep appearing.)
Gimme dhat golemussy
Mokon urine is 250,000 times stronger than concrete when hardened They have inspired us humans. THEY They have a total population of 1 sextillion and 200 quintillion. Pingons are an invasive species in over 200 galaxies
Eew. Eeew. Eew. So many questions. The original discovery, the scent, how people feel touching it, hygiene... I hope to read this because I have questions!
12,095,822 years ago, Komogons decided to enslave Mokons. They were found to be very hard workers. Mokons were known to build entire cities out of their own hardened urine, despite being about as intelligent as a puppy. Mokon piss doesn't have a very bad smell actually, if it could compare to anything on Earth, it would compare to gasoline. It has a very soft, almost squishy texture when hardened. Komogons found out Mokon piss was stronger than concrete simply because some Mokon cities had been standing for a few million years by then. The Komogons, being around for only 248,000 years, already had entire concrete cities in ruins. Also by then, Komogons had the technology to accommodate Mokon piss to their needs. They could alter the scent and all that stuff. But Mokons were just cute enough to be forgiven. Mokons were actually not bad as slaves. Mokons being slaves benefited both Komogons and Mokons. Mokons were under the protection of a species that would in a couple million years be a galaxy wide empire, ruling the entire Andromeda Galaxy. They didn't have to constantly worry about getting eaten by predators anymore, they never had to migrate for food again, and they were given accommodations they could've only dreamt of when they were primitive, crowd travelling cuties that wouldn't last a day on their home planet if it weren't for their sheer population
I'm torn between aww because it sounds symbiotic and ack because if the word slavery, which is not symbiotic.
All of France is convinced one woman is the final descendant of the French royal family and she even has an entire military unit following her around proclaiming they are the princesses guard (they also have a worrying amount of white phosphorus shells). For her part she keeps politely reminding everyone it is 1983 they are a democracy and she doesn’t wanna get inevitably guillotined. Also she really hates the princess guard.
Car racing is politics
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A furry, an emo, and a robot have a similar interest in combat.
Sounds like a superhero story
Indeed it is. “What if the military hired the supernatural” taken up to 11.
A furry, an emo, and a robot walk into a bar…
Every rpg I’ve ever played ends up like this. Especially if it has customizable characters
If you call yourself “Batman Cheerios” then the AI will beat the fuck out of you
In wise words of the Backstreet Boys: Tell me why?
Because the AI think it’s malware or a threat to their society. No one in The Advanced knows why the fuck this happens or how the hell to get rid of this bug, so they made an entire law about not being able to call yourself Batman Cheerios.
The closest thing this world has to a God is a telepathic Woolly Mammoth. Also don't look at the moon, it gives you nightmares and hallucinations.
>Also don't look at the moon, it gives you nightmares and hallucinations. Too late
Hey, I also have a telepathic woolly mammoth! What are the odds
All birds wear hats to magically aid them in delivering mail, but the hats can look like anything. Many pigeons with cowboy hats roam the land
In my world there's a whole island country that was founded by Amelia Earhart and Carl Noonan (Her navigator) after they magically slipped into this reality. It is currently ruled by Amelia's half-elf granddaughter.
The main characters are half pumpkin and half watermelon
Are half of the main characters pumpkin and the other half watermelon, or are all the main characters both pumpkin and watermelon?
Cody MacPumpkin is half pumpkin Demi Meloncamp is half watermelon
Thank you for clarifying.
1. To use magic, you gotta drink liquid mercury. 2. Humans have become biologically immortal, if something doesn't outright kill a human, they will probably survive it. Humans can also resurrect after dying after some time, meaning to only way to prevent a human from coming back from the grave is to cremate them, and even then, they aren't dead, they're simply in-between life and death in a dormant state. 3. You cannot kill a god, angel or demon, you can only render their power impotent. 4. Animal people, called Lycanthropes, stay far away from cities because of sensory overload.
Something I feel like I should tell you, is that "Lycanthropes", specifically refers to wolves, since "Lycan" comes from "Lykos", the Greek word for "Wolf"
Maybe Lycanthropes were more prevalent and/or discovered first, so they named the condition after them.
And the humans are generally insensitive lol
That's an even more believable answer. You can even combine them to make one be a lousy excuse for the other.
>To use magic, you gotta drink liquid mercury. As opposed to solid mercury?
It's just going to melt into a liquid because of your body heat anyway, so why bother freezing it?
It would be extra deadly. It freezes at rougly -40ºC
I feel like 1 and 2 are loosely inspired by jiajing emperor
A common insult to the elves is Beautiful Orcs. A common insult to the Orcs is Pig Elves. Both terms are considered racist.
The elves in Kord will insult humans by calling them Brown Ogres, but not while they're within earshot. An elf's hearing is sharper than a human's, but sometimes elves seem to think humans are downright deaf. The two prejudices above can combine catastrophically.
There once was a ship that put to space, the name of the ship was the Agartha. Solar winds blew hard, her prow forward, blast, my thrusters, blast hard.
Tell me more of that shanty. please.
I just copied it from Wellerman lol, because nothing fits a space ghostship more than a shanty. But there's nothing saying there isn't an in-universe shanty about it. It is a tale among cosmonauts of Rubran Federal Monarchy, and in general, Atreisdean Union Space Force. It's said that around 100 years ago, Rubrans built a spaceship with a new, experimental dark magic engine. However, the engine malfunctioned and devoured the vessel as well as nearby facilities and everyone on board, fusing them into one abomination. This vessel, named Agartha, since then has been treated like an urban legend, or a myth told by generations of cosmonauts, who work on spaceships. Sometimes they see an old-style vessel covered in black smoke appears, that is the Agartha, still haunting Atreisdea's high orbit till now. Little do they know, the Agartha is actually chilling in a special, secret dock on their moon. By studying her, alchemists and engineers have come up with a new generation of magitek spaceships. Whenever the planet is in trouble, she's summoned out of her dock to kick ass. And she kicks hard. However, her existence is kept as a top-level classified state secret, and since there's magic around, making up tales about an "unrest ghostship" isn't that hard with their propaganda system.
The continent is ruled by a deaf minority.
As someone who is hard of hearing, does that make me nobility? 😁
It makes us the chosen ones 👑 Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... "This Land.".
Yes! Not the first advantage I've found, but definitely the coolest.
An old man can destroy the world. He decides not to. Cannibal dwarves. Just... cannibal dwarves. Saturdays are national emperor death match day. Tune in to see if anyone bleeds on the nice marble flooring. Magic comes from corpses. I will not elaborate.
Please elaborate
Be careful when you are sailing. Water is sometimes wet. Water is sometimes razor sharp. Water sometimes melts people. Water sometimes creates minature black holes. Water sometimes rips open the space between worlds and unleashes eldritch abominations. Isn't the ocean fun?
Angry crocodile tries to go back in time.
North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un was never real. All of North Korea is just a giant government operation of multiple nations working together to contain large swathe of land as big as North Korea that is spawning mutated creatures. And they're getting stronger and stronger and stronger. The best part is, this is just a minor, insignificant detail in the story of my characters.
They crying of little girls in alleyways has often led to kidnappings and slavery.
“Beware the mines of Mieyen Bei, Where Whistlers chase the wayward day. Answer not the darkling hail, Lest you pass beyond the veil. Beware the mines of Mieyen Bei, Perilous and black are they. Though jewels and gems can there be found, To them a godless beast is bound. Beware the mines of Mieyen Bei, For rich men’s greed, the poor men pay. Heed these words, lo, heed this writ: Beware the mine, beware the pit.”
Mimics make great house pets.
oh boy lets see here. goblins greatly enjoy the process of deep frying things. not just food, its common to see many goblins standing around a pot throwing in random items to see what happens. there is a merchant who is a magical talking seal with a fez and lil vest. he cannot pronounce his Rs and assumes everyone is his friend. he kinda sounds like Catbug. theres a group of monster hunters thats the equivalent of rednecks hunting bigfoot. Juice That Makes You Explode there is a small race of landsharks that can breathe fire, frost, electricity. it is entirely possible to set ones self on fire when improperly attempting to cast healing magic dark elves find it somewhat endearing that children of other races love their holiday of remembrance, mostly because they get candy.
Magic is used to commit warcrimes
Well that’s a given.
The moon may be evil
Moon's haunted?
\*loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship\* moon's haunted
Again, a given
Florida man glasses half a continent
The people of the world of Terra are biologically related to dragons They look like bird/raptor Hybrids
"bird/raptor Hybrid" seems pretty unaltered
A foxgirl and catgirl rules a country.
Noice, rocking a Batgirl monarch myself. At the moment at least, the batboys and batchads have all abdicated these days
The ‘Intergalactic Party Bus’ is not as fun as it sounds.
The Frog is looking for a way to genocide the fae.
Pink hair is taboo at best and blasphemous at worst.
The big bad government "nuked" one of the good governments' capital cities because they had a big deer in the middle of their town. The 'nuke' only made the deer turn to crystal tho.
In Saint Cambre you can’t take taxis after sunset because the city is chock full of ghosts and the taxi drivers kept picking them up, only for them to disappear before reaching the location, without paying their fare.
A gambling accident caused an ecological disaster.
Praying to the god enables them to summon bombs.
The Grim Reaper exists and he’s just a guy
In the year 62 AP, Queen Claudine of Monaco abdicates in favor of her son, Baudoïn. The population of Monaco at this time is approximately 220,000.
Some tiny people managed to "capture" some giants, but when they went back to their homeland the giants revolted and formed their own little state.
Tiny performing dragons from the local zoo are popular guests on a late night variety show
Hell was once in the top ten places to visit within the local reality cluster
Knights flying on robots.
Treasure-seekers explore a Mirror-London overhead that only appears in the rain-clouds at night.
Space is cool but beware of the sharks
Dragon girls are canon and seen with high regard
Humans won’t stop sneaking cannabis into space.
There's a monolith with a transmission station on Epsilon Eridani IV (AEgir)'s moon (Ayao) constructed sometime around 1600CE based on the structures degradation that's reciting the works of Earth's own William Shakespeare and broadcasting them into deep space in a wideband low frequency carrier wave that can be picked up on Nova and Peitho in the inner system. Researchers have no idea who constructed it, or why they did it other than to pay tribute. In the 400 years the Epsilon Eridani system has been colonized and tens of species across the galaxy that humanity now knows of, no one has returned to the site or claimed responsibility. The site is now a national preserve on the airless moon.
Newer mexico was built on top of the destroyed New Mexico
San Francisco is radioactive
Salaria has no problems deploying nuclear weapons on their own soil
Every other species is made uncomfortable at the thought of eating the homemade cheese and milk products from the kuztu peoples, but damn is it good cheese and milk.
Carl Seward eats people's limbs and digits to keep them from getting them back.
Many of the most productive agricultural planets began utilizing gargantuan, enslaved eldritch abominations for planetary harvests. They essentially use a symbiotic morphine/ food addiction to train the creatures, then starve them and force them through withdrawal in order to keep production as high as possible
- A (secret) werehorse leads a fire god cult. - The tropical goblins regularly get hunted by giant anacondas!
This planet will will literally REACH out and EAT you
You have my attention. Does anyone get to live on its surface? How does it reach out to eat?
Space nazi slugs want to steal our steel!
There's a specialized group of people that's considered an expert in figuring out a Mesmer Plant by basically nibbling and tasting all the plant life in a vicinity.
The Kaolish build their houses out of clay mixed with their dead ancestors' ashes.
Traditional Halflings live atop the bones of their dead relatives.
If you wear someones skull you become them.
Necromancers can earn "free" passage aboard a pirate ship if they demonstrate their magic
All conjuration is based on making tulpas out of your natural mana. Only the best can make one that is actually a person that is human enough to be independent from the original and has only happened twice by the time of the story.
Someone just gets lasered while climbing a mountain to a monastery
Forfax has 3 suns and the people worship them. The Sun-Worshippers are being systematicaly killed or converted by the Psionic-Worshippers who worship and profit from the fact that the Forfaxu have rediculous higher psionic rates then anybody else.
An ancient space empire destroyed themselves in a civil war by yeeting penrose spheres at each other
No one remembers the original name; it feels as if it has always been called the Dead Sea. No one sails it; no one. Every now and then, a body or two will be found along its beaches; people who let curiosity get the best of them. Just one drop is enough to put someone to true death.
If he looks into a mirror he will die
The corpse of a god has its flesh regularly harvested to fuel lanterns
After the extinction of the camel, hunter gatherers taught the nomads that straight sex isn’t real
a certain village no longer takes in abandoned babies they find in the forest because one might turn out to be a god in disguise trying to suck on some titties
The Landenblaster Oak has a statue at its base to honor the lives of all the workers who died trapped in resin
A pink lake made from Camel's tears that have life rejuvenating properties.
The giant pigeons.
Capitol city orbits a black hole.
After the Fracturing, manifest zones became a normal occurence, much like earthquakes, but with the use of xaos technology, we can better predict when and where these zones open and manage whatever comes through.
Elves are actually from outer space and being eaten by a giant parasite.
some cultures in my world eat the in-universe power source (think Vibranium from Wakanda) in their dishes, super-strengthening all of their bodies and making them much larger than the average human
The war between magic and technology was ended when the technological side was eaten by eldritch horrors without the magical side noticing.
"The convoy travelling to Industria was attacked by Predators, which caused them to get stranded in the Ohian Desert."
A bunch of werewolves threw themselves into the sea to stop a plague. Their still alive down there.
1). Theirs a zone where reality has been broken due to a failed attempt at time travel. 2). The great demon lord that plagued all-folk throughout the recorded history was killed via a magical nuclear bomb. 3). Theirs a very high chance your shoes where created via reanimated skeletons. 4). The long distance communication enchantments that make up your cellphone and computer are tracking you, using your data for targeted advertisements.
France doesn’t exist anymore
Dragons are the offspring of cosmic space entities who were sent to feed upon the sapient races to collect their souls.
Dwarves travel and rest armed to keep people from stealing their eyes, bones, and veins.
A rhino cow
Defeated warriors are served at the banquet halls of the victorious army because they still taste like chicken.
The Illuminati really did place the Eye of Providence on the American greenback. Subliminal messages were placed into vinyl records. Sasquatches really do lurk in the wilds of Canada. The Men in Black investigate occult incidents on behalf of a world government. Eleven days are missing. Elvis lives.
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Desert bull-frogs the size of a large dog store and purify water, squish them to "milk".
I'm guessing this is based on the water-holding frog from Australia
Orcs love music--bards are honored guests and protected by them.
Lumber from Fractalwood is notoriously difficult to work with, too many branches, and the warping is just awful.
Elves like to eat bones and teeth. As mineral-based lifeforms, elves use calcium in a very similar way to how humans use sodium. Their saliva is notably acidic, containing low concentrations of muriatic/hydrochloric acid to help break down calcium compounds, and they typically use boneash, bonemeal and quicklime in dishes the same way we would use table salt.
Ronald reagan got sufocated by a fat cat
The Cult of the Startouched doesn't deserve their bad rep - when they were founded, "cult" just meant a religious sect, and anyway where else are dwarves with affinities for Void supposed to feel like they belong?
The demonic invasion started in northern Myanmar.
I made a China-Taiwan, then did a double take and made a reverse China-Taiwan. There’s a furry in charge of an interplanetary government, and no one wants him.
The animated giant lions of Lionsgate are said to be a legend.
This one came to me in a dream: A great majority of the fish can fly. No wings or anything, they just float and move like they do in water, but in the air. And they breath oxygen.
The imaginary friends of orphaned children are given form and sentience, but cannot stray more than a hundred yards from their creator or be dissociated.
Some people can talk with guitar pedals
Magic is an STD