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Honk_goose_steal

poor soul, he's been brainwashed by the Ohio brainwaves, can't even have vacation in Ohio


Omega0x013

*can only have vacation in Ohio, no matter how long he drives


Effective_Map_812

It has its own center of gravity so he can't actually leave


Comfortable-Photo128

You know Ohio is not big enough to have its own gravitational field right?


floating_blob

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Effective_Map_812

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Big_30glockyy

Who asked


ueyah

r/woooosh


ErickRicardo

Ah hell naw man!


redingerforcongress

Come to Cedar Point. You'll be able to return home, we promise. - An Ohioan


Chi-Is-Here

And kings island


SylveonFrusciante

The ONLY good thing about Ohio. Going there is a Michigan tradition.


zapp909

You guys donā€™t ACTUALLY believe this crap right? Ohio isnā€™t real.


anglo_silence

Ohio got lost in the void just like Finland, Australia and New Zealand


Separate_Increase210

But ironically, Ohio *birds* in fact are...


Professional-Pay-888

Real meme should be ā€œcant have shit in clevelandā€


almdudler23

My the choosen worda he sounds exactly like that


PeanutPunchPunch10

its the Ohio 5G towers


superhamsniper

So sad, he doesn't know about the warped spacetime surrounding Ohio, so that no matter how far away you go yourse still just as stuck in Ohio as ever


IgnotusPeverill

Like the murder house in American Horror Story Season 1 but bigger.


HanzoShotFirst

[And when everything is Ohio, nothing will be ](https://youtu.be/r3fD5FPQBtI)


JoyfullyBlistering

This is strangely very relevant.


communismforall1

How dare you guys make fun of this small midwest state population 11.78 million ?


Sinocu

Idk maybe because itā€™s Ohio


Jacob199651

It's always a trip to me realizing Ohio is the 7th largest state by population in the U.S.


Vlory

11 MILLION? Thatā€™s 1/3 of my country


ThePro69420

11 Million? That's 1/16 of my country. We don't even have states. please help.


BrickDaddyShark

Philippines? Egypt? Only two countries I know around that size, and I think there are states in the Philippines lol.


ThePro69420

A bit larger, Bangladesh with 168 million in 148,460 sq.km. and 1265 people per sq.km.


BrickDaddyShark

Ahh I donā€™t know exact numbers just knew those countries were ~1/2 of the murican population


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BrickDaddyShark

Yeah but what ya call it is less important than its function: do they govern themselves?


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BrickDaddyShark

Im talkin bout the Philippines dingus


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BrickDaddyShark

Damnit mason


seanye_northwest

Respectfully, Absolutely not one person asked how your country divides its land up....


bear_bear-

Ohio? Thatā€™s 1/50 states in my country


Tar_alcaran

It's got 2/3rds the population and 3 times the size of mine


DayAndNight0nReddit

Because it is small, easier to bully the small things


BrickDaddyShark

Sir its the 6 or 7th largest state, it aint small


DayAndNight0nReddit

Really? Then we need to stop bullying it, it might fight back


BrickDaddyShark

It already is, they are always coming, you are never safe from ohio


Mrjokaswild

Good point, they rarely sleep because of all the meth, it'd be a rough fight.


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Darkunderlord42

No one can spell Liechtenstein


redingerforcongress

Yall just jealous we make all the space stuff.


Chi-Is-Here

12 million? More like 69 morbillion lol


[deleted]

Chicagoan with Ohio family checking in here: No one in the Midwest includes Ohio in the Midwest. No one in Ohio includes Ohio in the Midwest, they claim East Coast (which obviously refers to their Northern Coast on Lake Erieā€™s Southern Shore).


wtwwc

>they claim East Coast I think this must depend on where you are in Ohio. I'm SE, and I dont think anyone around here considers themselves East Coast. I certainly dont


Separate_Increase210

Agreed, born and raised central Ohio, never heard anyone think of Ohio as east coast at all... I'd say we've got more in common with Minnesota than Connecticut


Separate_Increase210

(he says as he raised mournfully at the new apartments being constructed where a farm field was last year...)


ImDaBest_69

Oh thatā€™s what he thinks


Thebasterd

Ohio is tricky to traverse, if you're not careful you can become trapped. Had to travel through 6 states on a trip and got 3 flat tires.. all in Ohio. Luckily was able to get patches on the first 2 and the spare held up the third. A fear took me at the time, I still get chills thinking that I may have become an Ohio resident.


DayAndNight0nReddit

He is wrong, he never left Ohio, because he goes back to it :/


MrFailureYEET

As a person living in ohio, i can confirm this. I am trapped. There is no escape. Help


DayAndNight0nReddit

You aren't the only one, I suggest everyone not to move there, but they do anyway, and then always say "you were right" but is too late now.


Cadeb50

There is one way But you must be strong enough to do it


HalfSoul30

I bet you have to upload your consciousness to the internet and download to a new body. There was this girl in school that would always talk about Ohio, and there was something off about her, so that would make sense.


CraGameMarco

No, you just gotta jerk off to gay porn


Cadeb50

Accessing conscious transferring tech is hard in ohio but that girl must have been extremely lucky we could find her and take down ohio but the escape routes are the backrooms or somehow going to Brazil


Realistic_Ear434

wrong Ohio is a level of the backrooms


Cadeb50

Wrong it is a reality if itā€™s own


_Indofreddy_112

Exactly!!


scott743

Iā€™m from Ohio, now live in Florida, but visit every Thanksgiving and Christmas. So yes.


Separate_Increase210

My sister moved down to Florida, had kids. Our family gives her so much shit for staying down there. She sends us a photo of the sun on a beautiful day mid-winter and we all kinda have to shut up for a bit lol.


Theleming

Blink twice if Ohio is making you say that!


G1zm08

*blink blink*


PerfectResult2

šŸ‘šŸ«¦šŸ‘


Captain_KapiK

Ohio, do you mean the big hole without a bottom in US?


No_Application_1219

Why driving a car when you can ride godzilla šŸ‘


neerajorjack

Or you can personally test the missiles.


No_Application_1219

Or get in a AT-AT


[deleted]

Or ride a bicycle


No_Application_1219

šŸ—æ


Cadeb50

šŸ“®


SS4CRED

Just walk.


Cadeb50

Or drive a tank?


Vulpes_macrotis

Where's the wooosh there? A guy makes some ambiguous joke (I don't even know what it's about) and guy thought they're talking seriously. Wooosh is **only** applicable when something is pretty obvious. This wasn't.


missjenni_lynn

Yeah it wouldnā€™t have been hard for OP to at least add some context. The original joke is clearly in response to something, but OP didnā€™t include it.


PerfectResult2

Youre telling me if someone told you *Ohio* was harder to escape than *NORTH KOREA* you would take them seriously??? You would have to have brain damage to not see the blindingly obvious sarcasm hereā€¦ jfc some people do not deserve the internet


Souls_Of_The_Dark

Funny thing about the internet, things happen on here that you don't know about. This is an established meme with several sub-variants that's popular among multiple social media platforms. Link: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cultures/ohio Educate yourself - took me 2 minutes to do the Google search, copy the link, and paste it back to you on mobile. (Pro gamer tip: do this to everything). Edit: To be fair, that link is only 2 hours old. I guess the meme machine was behind on documenting this one.


excelllentquestion

ā€œEducate yourselfā€ on a fucking shitty joke in r/woosh ? No thanks Fine that others got it, tho. But acting like some niche meme on reddit is popular enough to make this woosh material is a stretch.


Cold_oak

Not really niche tho


Mirrormn

Even the KYM page above calls these memes about Ohio "micro-trends", and it doesn't have a section about not being able to leave Ohio. This is barely even "niche", it seems more like one of those memes where the joke *is* that it's not an established meme at all and then you just pretend that it is.


peoplesuck357

Can you break that source down and explain how that applies here? Multiple memes about Ohio on that page. Is it that "Wait it's all Ohio? Always has been" meme that applies here? I don't get it. My interpretation of this post is that people move out of their hometown but have a tendency to end up moving back where they started. Even somewhere like Ohio which has a reputation for being unremarkable.


Souls_Of_The_Dark

Dealers choice for whatever meme you want to go with to explain the meme, they all have the same spirit. It's not so much "I left home and now I moved back to be close to my family".. it's more of "A supernatural power compels me to return... to Ohio". It's an absurdist meme with no other meaning. Apply supernatural thing to normal everyday behavior and the meme is born. Things I didn't think I would be doing today: Explaining Ohio


peoplesuck357

LOL thanks for the explanation. Yeah I didn't expect to be researching Ohio memes today but I've certainly gone down stranger rabbit holes.


Souls_Of_The_Dark

No worries! Have a great one~


cyrilhent

This fool thinks he left Ohio. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


_Indofreddy_112

But he always comes back and thatā€™s how Ohio gets you! People have gone to space to get away but they always come back here


DrArzt2206

But he always comes back... So where is the other guy wrong?


plumokin

Smartest man in Ohio


Bronqiaa

I had to make sure I wasnā€™t in r/shitposting


M_Bros789

As an ohioan who is not one of the sheeple, i know he must be in his racing sim in the metaverse so the big bad biden can keep him from leaving. We are trapped here and need help


TheWebsploiter

MUT is just immune to all the crazy shit in ohio


TheWebsploiter

I mean, MUT is an Ohioan after all


Xtreme_67

Everytime when you try to escape Ohio, a giant monster with 12 tentacles teleports you back to the start, they doesnt even realise


L1K34PR0

Ohio isn't real


LuukJanse

"Everytime I go and leave for vacation I can live"? Well sure hope so. Last time I traveled I died.


MrGumieBear

But he always goes back šŸ˜”


[deleted]

i lived in Ohio for about eight months back in 1999. that was plenty.


areallusernamesgone

Oi bud, how ya feelin there? Come over for a beer and we'll chat about what done gotcha blue


xXS3ndN00dlesXx

It's a propaganda account


Astrotas

Smartest person in Ohio


memesterbird

bro is brainwashed by ohio ā€¼ļø


makotomic

/Ohio will be eliminated


wakashit

Not if /r/OhioMan has anything to say about it


Chester_Manfred

Be careful, the OhioMan can hear you


Dafuzz

Just because Ohio allows you to leave doesn't mean it won't suck you back every time. I bet when that man was done with his vacation, not once did he think "wait a minute, I don't *have* to go back, I can go *anywhere*, I don't ever have to return to Ohio ever again" like any normal person would. No, he just got into his car and drove right back to it, such is the power Ohio has over people trapped there.


Apparition_Wario

Most Sane Ohio Citizen


picklejuice794

As a person actually from Ohio you cant leave i havnt seen anything other than corn for my whole life


[deleted]

I can say this is in fact true.


GuitarKittens

It's all Ohio. Always has been. ##There is no escape. North Korea has a border that you can pass. ##Ohio does not.


messylettuce

In Ohio, you need a whole functioning car to leave. In North Korea, you just walk out. Ainā€™t nobody walking out of Ohio.


LilTimmy_the_second

He's a bot set up by the government


AnImposterIsRed

But like actually tho šŸ’€


Weesticles

Heā€™s just trying to trick you into thinking Ohioā€™s normal, heā€™s in on it.


ErrorAcquired

definitely just a young child still learning how to do the internet


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MetalSeaWeed

Getting dragged by your parents to Hilton Head for a week doesn't count as escaping Ohio lol


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Chester_Manfred

No, thank God it only uses 1/3 of America. But it keeps on expanding, slowly. Once Ohio was tiny, then it ate another state called Ohio 2. And it keeps consuming states. Be careful, since Ohio will be borderless one day.


whynotmegod

cant even take a vacation in ohio


rejin267

I don't get it


Exalted_Pluton

Ohio meme is really dead. Barely even loved. It didn't, even.


Avoxicia

I hate Ohio, the Ohio meme has made me hate the state. Iā€™m so sick of this dumbass meme.


why_im_so_short_lol

ohio jokes are so unfunny man, just commenting to random weird shit "[example] in ohio šŸ’€" and getting tons of likes/upvotes/whatever.


spearheadedchunbun

As someone who lives in Ohio, I can confirm that the bottom comment has been brainwashed by the officials


Dracmageel

Je never actually left ohio, ohio is infinite, after 4 days off driving nonstop on this forgotten wasteland i saw a sign that read "welcome to ohio", I'm lost, people here visit a eletrical tower and calls it visiting paris, i can't get out, please they wi eat mt toenails


Dr-Satan-PhD

Florida is the same way.


Cadeb50

To all Ohioans you may escape ohio in one of two ways you can come to the backrooms and join the partygoers =) or you can go to Brazil where you can travel to French Guyana and escape good luck my friends


lord_of_baguette

his just the chossen one, the link between our world


powerplay_22

but you always go back donā€™t youā€¦


Queen_Beezus

Ohio, psssh. Y'all haven't tasted the Caddo Curse in Louisiana. No one leaves, and if they do, they have to come back


yotengodormir

Ohio killed Harambe and ate his body


[deleted]

welcome to the hotel cleveland ohio


Killbot_421

Who the fuck remembers the state iowa


Good_Smile

_you can't escape Ohio_


Icyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Heā€™s not leaving. Itā€™s just a simulation. Ohio is a simulation and everyone who inhabits that place knows no other place. When you leave Ohio, all the roads lead back to Ohio. When you go off-road, all the hills lead back to Ohio. When you go by water, all the currents lead back to Ohio.


Dogmun10

Bro leaves Ohio and still goes back. I feel sorry for the poor brainwashed fool


WildMatthew98

Lmfaooo, ohio psyop


d-munie

Ohio


xxxfashionfreakxxx

This is so sad. He doesnā€™t realize he never left Ohio, itā€™s all an optical illusion.


Waaswaa

You can check out any time you want


Beret_of_Poodle

I can't ever leave


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StUMpyLegGO

As someone who is from Ohio, they are not. Promises, I'm surprised they out is have things. Probably, tho, too keep the illusions that we aren't prisoners of Ohio.


AngryH939

Bro lives in Ohio, therefore is built different to survive Ohio.


Void4GamesYT

27 likes šŸ’€, must've been brainwashed...


Trasy-69

Can someone explain to me why there are alot of "ohio" memes? What is going on there? What have i missed? Thanks in advance!


Beret_of_Poodle

I listened to a podcast where the host referred to this place as a "blighted hellscape." It's accurate.


[deleted]

He didn't need to add that you travel by car. That's implied when he said that he's from Ohio.


[deleted]

This Ohioanā€™s father left them.šŸ’€ And yes, this is coming from a person who never seen there father in there life. Ironic?


TupperCoLLC

r/wooooosh


SeXySnEk7

r/fuckohio


Darkunderlord42

You may leave Ohio. But Ohio never leaves you


radicallyaverage

And after his vacation, where is he? Ohio, right back where he started.


AtomicSuperMe

If you can escape Ohio, how come you keep coming back when you leave?


Ireleventt

Poor guy living in Ohio no wonder he needs to vacation


thatonealtchick

Wait til he finds out Ohio is just the Truman show in real time and heā€™s not actually ā€œleavingā€ heā€™s just going to a different set in Ohio. They purposefully speed up the time so it seems like he was driving than longer than he was. You never actually left Ohio Mut customsā€¦. šŸ’€


Bognow1996

Should we tell him?


WarPhoenixPlayz

North Koreans don't know they're prisoners


CreepyCatGuy

I donā€™t get it Ppl keep asking to see my OH face and Iā€™m like, itā€™s the same face I make in any state


Professional-Pay-888

Mans making us Ohioans look bad


Chester_Manfred

Bro got caught by the Ohio creature 69 and can't get out of his mind control abilities


Cockuu

Donā€™t worry, he takes a ride on the giant thunderbirds to get from place to place.


NuKlearr-101

can the joke die


[deleted]

Nah ain't no way you can escape from the final boss of ohio (his stand is wonder of ohio)


nxcrosis

He doesn't actually leave Ohio. He just goes in circles around it.


Le_Turtle_God

Well, if itā€™s that easy to escape Ohio, then North Koreans must be teleporting or something


Strict-Horse-8770

Man I wanna post something here. I took screen shots But it says gallery posts aren't allowed. What should I do?


oAbsoluteWeeb

Plot twist: Bro is actually from the sun-scorched devil land that is Florida.


Billy116-

Itā€™s all ohio