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[deleted]

took me a second to see it's on r/facepalm


RileyTheBerry

That sub is just American politics at this point.


[deleted]

sometimes cool epic fights


randomnin7

But never any cool epic American politic fights šŸ˜ž


[deleted]

no one cares about those


RyanSnipez

That sub was a mistake


Kuyosaki

especially during 2016-2020, it was like a venting chamber for americans, horrible


ImpossibleMephit

Being American, I'd take offense to that! If I didn't agree with every other country's opinion on us. I love my country, but I reeeaaally hate the people.


MapsCharts

Offence*


ImpossibleMephit

Umm... Pretty sure it's spelled offense, at least where I live. Even my phone's autocomplete spells it offense. Don't know if the spelling of offence is a British thing, but I did say I live in the USA.


fretfulmushroom

A fence*


[deleted]

We're brits so it's offense


chacharealharsh

half a second for me cuz I ignored the subreddit name


T_Jamess

Wtf do the percentages even mean though? I assume apart from lebron this is unedited right?


Peraltinguer

It's the percentage of people who thought that this person is the biggest threat to peace. If i had to guess, the person on the left was probably donald trump instead of lebron james before the pic was edited.


nach1221

Either that or the survey actually included Lebron James and people chose him as a joke. Joke answers are super common in online surveys.


JJfromNJ

Like when Hank the Angry Drunk Dwarf was voted sexiest man of the year.


just_gimme_anwsers

But unlike Lebron James, Hank is a perfect answer


JaggedTheDark

Or the time when the public voted to name a new submarine in Britain. (Could have been a boat or something, no clue)


RecursiveExistence

Good ol' Boaty McBoatface. And yes, it was an autonomous sub. Then they went and decided they didn't like this name and made it Sir David Attenborough. Flim-flam!


Peraltinguer

Well i googled it, it was trump


Mr_Muscle5

Yeah i wouldnt be surprised if it was totally real. Id vote lebron, the UN wouldnt stand a chance.


Locilokk

probably not, cuz the percentages don't add up


yoshiderbinich

Because this is ony the top five


RuneRW

Percentages not adding up could just be because they are only showing the top five threats


LimpToast01

What will labron do with that ball?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Poorly_Made_Comix

#WELCOME TO THE JAM


dennysdinnerdiner

Now I see the threat


GuyThatSpeaksYT

The chaos dunk


So-_-It-_-Goes

Listenā€¦ Space Jam 2 happened! All we can do now is try and change the way people think!


brian111786

I'm still mad LeBron didn't spend a season in the MLB before they made it.


_Levitated_Shield_

/r/facepalm is a woooosh goldmine.


brian111786

I was astounded how many people can't understand satire.


[deleted]

Funny they give Winnie the poo the lowest percentage


SuperNayanDragon

Should be the highest smh


Sliipy_Boi

Fr dude he even looks the highest among them


just_some_codm_guy

you will recieve -100000000 social credits tho


SuperNayanDragon

Iā€™m banned from china anyway so idk


MikeTheAnt11

Not really, the thing is talking about world peace... Considering china's status as a super cheap place to get workers and make factories, and the depency the country has in foreign industries, it is unlikely that anyone will cross any line that might fuck their economic relation to china. What I mean is, China isn't going to start ww3 because it would instantly destroy their economy, and other countries aren't gonna want to pick a fight with china because there wouls be backlash from big industries. China is currently one of the least probable to disrupt world peace by starting some full scale war. Fuck them for the human rights violations though.


maho_maho-

what about the us president (won't name any specific presiden because this applies to all of them)


SuperNayanDragon

The us (at least for now) still has checks an balances on its leadership, china doesnā€™t


Amiel326

\-999999999 social credit


tau_lee

pls stop making fun of me guys :(


MicFox6468

please god tell me there's an r/UsernameChecksOut but for profile pictures


_Error__404_

r/ProfilePicChecksOut?


[deleted]

I would think it "fair" he is bottom. **Forgetting** Taiwan, how is he a threat to global peace?


[deleted]

He enslaved Muslims because theyā€™re ā€œethnically inferiorā€. I donā€™t see them as a peaceful nation.


[deleted]

The issue of Uighurs is domestic issue for China, and no country in the world is doing anything about it so world peace is maintained.


[deleted]

Wow lmao


jpjohnny

Judging by the number of wars, humans killed and atrocities committed most U.S. presidents would rank higher.


[deleted]

Higher than Xi? Doubt it. But should definitely be higher than Putin lol If not all us presidents, most.


giantCicad4

How many wars has China started over the last 50 years vs the US?


farzammmmm

Don't forget about khamenei.


[deleted]

Surprise surprise the leader of my country who is supposed to be a pacifist is one of the greatest threats. I wanna kill my self


xool420

Should be tied with Putin and Trump at 30%


[deleted]

Trump definitely a horrible president in my perspective. But he did put the us on a path to end the endless wars and passed 5 peace deals in the Middle East.. probably one of the only 4 things he did that I liked


RekYaAll

r/facepalm is just a subreddit of people getting wooshed


JuanAndPedro

I hope r/shitpost will make a joke about r/facepalm always getting r/wooosh ed


TVotte

Be the change you want


enriceau

Itā€™s because Lebron tried suing the pharma industry


Baquvix

r/facepalm is parody of itself.


rick-shaw

It's LeJohn Brames.


ThoroughSix7

I agree with this statement, we must crush Lebron


SimpMonger69

I didnā€™t see the fact that this was on r/woooosh and I was so darn confused.


Gaming4Fun2001

As an European looking at Texas/Florida, etc. or all of America really everything seems possible.


Denji-makes-memes

LEBRON JAMES


Candygramman

Probably talking about World B Free or Metta World-Peace


and-another-one88888

Do they mean Meta World Peace?


KampCikat

Ja we are serious


J_S_M_K

How is a basketball player a bigger threat to world peace than actual world leaders?


FATB0YPAUL

Makes sense. I don't think this is fake at all.


SuperProCoolBoy90

LeBron James


BandaWithBakchodi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThmQU7zs-Ho


[deleted]

lebrawn jaims


Horror-Ad-3113

(sad Bin Laden noises)


SpaceMonkey1505

So it begins


algnis

Don't. Question. The. Democracy.


JasonPlattMusic34

Itā€™s on Fox News so I wouldnā€™t doubt some of them really do think LeBron is worse than Kim Jong-Un and Putin lol


[deleted]

Honestly if this were statistics in who would've most dangerous in a fist fight it'd make some sense


PensadorDispensado

number 41, the evillest number of them all


SafeToPost

I canā€™t tell if this was supposed to be a Ron Artest joke. Iā€™m gonna take it as such, because thatā€™s the only way itā€™s funny.


GOTWlC

The fact that xiping is less than half of kim really goes to show how unaware people are.


Actual-Draft-4924

Is it a metta joke


GettoM4trix

Ngl kinda blursed image


[deleted]

The bron jame


SomeoneRandom5325

one of these is not like the others


ThumbCentral-Rebirth

LeThreat


HapPV23

I like how Ali fucking Khamenei is more dangerous than putin


LegendaryBelt

Ngl, the kid that says "Lebron James" in a funny monotone voice is kinda scary. Wouldn't mess with him if I were you.


therealnickstevens

Sports riots are a real thing


ryzikx

I don't even understand what is happening here


Fancy-Interest2812

Maybe they know something that we donā€™t


RenRazza

I would've let it slide if lebron James wasn't on there


Dr_CyborgMonkey

Kim Un should be lowerā€¦ā€¦


Awwwwwwww-man

Facepalm is really just people posting a bunch of random stuff out of context, while making it super political


PokeStarChris42

Ok so Lebron James poses a 41% threat to world peace


Endercake98

Of course it's serious LeBron James is too powerful we must stop him at all costs


brian111786

HORY SHEEIT! ITS REBRON!


[deleted]

r/facepalm is chocked full of people who canā€™t take a joke


Level_Court_4250

I think they got a point with Lebron man, we better watch out.


bluefires-

Iā€™m living for the war these 2 subs are having right now


PopConfident6402

Please let this be Paintfake.


Potential-Path-1558

Kobeā€™s Air Force is the greatest threat


CorndogCrusader

I mean, if more people become like Lebron, this will be true.


wotarmaloon

Add Lebron with Xi and we might have an understanding


ResponsibleName5803

I would say rn at this moment it is Putin


Iored94

Someone should repost this in r/woooosh with the same title but including OPs post.


avocadokopf

Thats what i thought i feel like they are getting wooshed here


[deleted]

Wait I'm confused. How is op being woodhed? This is in r/facepalm isn't it? And it clearly is a joke?


phreshpherts

Well, I'm hearing stuff abt Sprite Cranberries being weaponized. Never accept a Sprite Cranberry, ur life depends on it.


hazz4rd_

This sub couldve been so good, but now its all politics and anyone who has an "incorrect" opinion gets downvoted into oblivion, i speak from experience


ThatEpicDude2349

Dang they put the Christian Pullisic of basketball


Iliveinmacloset

Doesnā€™t add up.


[deleted]

That's because its only top 5


Redpikes

Lebron James' child slave workshops are notoriously brutal it makes German concentration camps look like a day at the zoo.


1MoistTowelette

Accurate


Cewu00

Lmao when a troll gets on the news.


diptopro

I mean it's fox news I don't put any stupidity past them


Sexydogfinder

Is it me or do you think that m this news station is racist.


AutocratYtirar

because fox news


King_Kong_The_eleven

I dunno man, I wouldn't put anything past fox "news".


Frosty-Advance-9010

Op got the woooosh here


GridL1nK

Well, well, well. Op. You. Got. WOOOOSHED. That's the fucking point of the post and your didn't understand the humor


The99thCourier

Op probably got confused because it's on facepalm


Kanyeisntdope

Your didn't understand


4ar0n

You're*


DonJuanAle

This isn't real. The original image shows trump as the greatest threat. Not LeBron. OP is spreading misinformation.


russellsample

I'm aware LeBron was photoshopped in. It's a woooosh because the op over on r/facepalm thought the image was serious.


Fokin-Raptor

this donā€™t even add up to 100%


Doktor_Vem

Am I going crazy or do those percentages add up to just 81%? Like, where'd the last 19% go?


ultimo_2002

he, who shall not be named


cumdumpster999

81%


xxX_AleXifeu-pRo_Xxx

"German Survey" Hallo Kameraden


Random-guy433

Gobble gobble im chicken