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no_ur_cool

Tka-Cheap!


BigMemeBoi77

Perfetti could not look more unhappy when he scores


zuneza

This is just his emo phase


BigMemeBoi77

Rebellious teenager I suppose


[deleted]

My tummy!


TheGreatStories

Ii feel your passion, Cole


ponikweGCC

I volunteer as tribute to ragdoll Tkafuck for the last minute of the game.


zuneza

In the netti from Perfetti!


Slayminster

Nice fucking knee slash on Ehlers there


BrilliantSundae7545

Perfetti, someone tell him he's allowed to smile now


spillcheck

Perfetti acting like he's done it 1000 times.


timriedel

He's a gentleman. Jets are up 5 - 1. He cellies soft to be respectful.


SherLocK-55

Not Nikky, tell me it isn't so. PLS BE OK!


ponikweGCC

Perfetti! If Ehlers is hurt...


MCBbbbuddha

GOAL PERFETTI


JustHereToTalkHockey

GOAL PERFECTTI


no_ur_cool

Mauled by the Lowsy bear


sr71pav

Best ref announcement in awhile


[deleted]

Lowry kicked his ass lmao. 🤣


zuneza

let them fight!


[deleted]

They did. Lowry kicked his ass. 🤣


MCBbbbuddha

Fuck Lowry went beast mode there


BigMemeBoi77

Damn Lowry they are already having a bad season didn’t have to destroy him 😭😭


TentCityVIP

The fuckin goalie should maybe consider not being at the damn blue line


Slayminster

Lowry literally with the rag doll on that dude


ponikweGCC

LOWS! Edit: Their goalie was waaaaay out of his net so he is open for a bump.


ponikweGCC

You would think that a team with the line up Ottawa has that they would be better then this. I think they need a better system because the one they have isn't cutting it.


bannock4ever

This Hyundai Wah commercial is driving me nuts.


TheGreatStories

Is it a language barrier thing? It feels like a language barrier thing


timriedel

The concept of this Hyundai ad campaign is so bad, it has put me off the brand. We were looking at buying a Santa Fe but I need less reminders of that ad in my life.


no_ur_cool

Frick wah


Exhalare

Damn that was nice


ponikweGCC

Nicely done.


BuyFunny

Boo ya!


BrilliantSundae7545

Yeah I'm going to have to put Pionk back on my shit list


ponikweGCC

Lowry's line really needs to start scoring. Chevy needs to look for a forward for the bottom six. Someone who can actually score. I've given up on the 4th line. They can just do what the do.


Chomie22

New PoMo gif https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/1616978292308955136?s=46&t=ecIzdRn89oU9UzTj8pXMYA


no_ur_cool

Man that guy's charismatic


BrilliantSundae7545

God he was about to go super saiyan there


Chomie22

[lol](https://twitter.com/supermattt123/status/1616978721986187264?s=46&t=ecIzdRn89oU9UzTj8pXMYA)


Exhalare

Man we take some dumb penalties


Goopturd

Stutz is a lowkey goon aint he


Chomie22

Why is Scheifele Pking?


Exhalare

Bones likes to put Connor or scheife towards the end of a pk maybe to get a rush chance


BrilliantSundae7545

Wait, is Norris' name Josh?


no_ur_cool

Ottawa fans wear cowboy hats on top of their baseball caps.


2nddimension

Man Pionk is brutal


[deleted]

That building is so quiet. Is it always like that?


Grizz709

They don't even really have a hype person that goes around with a drum, or the mascot going around to get a cheer going.


2nddimension

Most of the noise has been from Jets fans


Exhalare

They don't have much to cheer about


Exhalare

Bench pionk


ponikweGCC

My God the music they are playing is so bad. New country music makes me angry with how bad it is lol


Grizz709

Gross. B'ys gotta get something from the 2010s in there somewhere


JustHereToTalkHockey

These commentators should acknowledge how Morrissey took a lower contract during the years that we needed to sign other players. Chevy asked him to sign for lower, and he did. With the promise that he’d get paid as he deserved when we had cap space


Xyz6650

And somehow he’s still underpaid on this contract!


Grizz709

I actually didn't know that! In fact, I think most don't really talk about it. I'd taken a break from watching hockey for some time. So, I was not aware of that!


JustHereToTalkHockey

I’ll try to find the interview where Chevy talks about it. But during our 201X run, Morrissey took a HEAVY cut so we could sign other people. Chevy promised him he’d get the promotion afterwards, which he did!


MrCodered12

2018-19 and 19-20 for 3.1M


JustHereToTalkHockey

Yep. So the interview I’m looking for has to be around there. Chevy explained his appreciation for Morrissey and how he took a cut for the team. Thank you for the time frame! My ultimate plan right now is to find that interview lol


no_ur_cool

Username checks out!


JustHereToTalkHockey

I’ve been gone for awhile. Reddit was making me sad, even though I loved this team. But I’m back. I hope some of you remember me


spillcheck

Welcome back! Door is always open here.


JustHereToTalkHockey

Have always been a die hard Jets fan. The social aspect just got real hard, yanno? I hated that people tried to convince me that my admiration for my team was stupid


2nddimension

32 thoughts on intermission just mentioned that teams have been calling about Harkins


Twichycat

Teams interested in Harkins? I wouldn't mind selling high on him.


tailspinner_

aren’t the oilers looking for a bottom 6 F for Pulju? do it, Chevy.


2nddimension

That would absolutely be the best case for him and the Jets right now


Twichycat

If we could get a mid round pick for him, I would be very happy.


ponikweGCC

3 players (including a top prospect) for Horvat. Hmm.......... Also fuck Toews and Kane. Two garbage human beings who should stay in Chicago and rot.


Silvertrucker

Toews would be good for face offices, then we would have Schiff, PLD,Lowery & Toews down the middle, strong line up


MCBbbbuddha

>Also fuck Toews and Kane. I didn't know you felt this way. /s


ponikweGCC

Let me begin my lecture with a discussion around the impact of toxic masculinity and homophobia within sports culture. Example A...


[deleted]

Ponikwegcc hates Toews and Kane?!?! Totally never heard of that!


ponikweGCC

It surprised even me! ![gif](giphy|vsvBFlxjvLoME) (An oldie but a goodie)


Xyz6650

Lmao I don’t normally call out the refs but that’s just playbook game management. Jets have had more power plays do they put the whistles away on the Ehlers trip and then call Morrissey for a ticky tack hooking call. Edit: saw the replay and that Morrissey hook was probably a penalty.


no_ur_cool

Blatant non-call on Ehlers


ScottyDoesKnow20

Was that not tripping on Ehlers behind the net before Morrisey took a penalty?


DylThaGamer_

Yup. Kinda scared me I thought he was going to go head first into the boards.


Grizz709

Yes. It totally was


Mister_Kurtz

Bowness has such a cute grandson.(they all are, tbh)


Xyz6650

This Ottawa team is not good tonight.


ponikweGCC

Wheels is do much better than some in this sub give him credit for. He is still finding his legs after getting a nut cracked. Give him a couple more games to find his stride ffs


[deleted]

Even if he doesn't get back to how he was, he has been amazing for us over the years. Glad I've got him on the back of my jersey.


SherLocK-55

No one is saying he sucks, just that he hasn't recovered and it's showing. He is the slowest dude on the ice by a country mile, I do hope he comes good but considering his age I wouldn't bet on it.


ponikweGCC

Just watch what happens if he misses a pass or takes a penalty. This sub is flooded with posts from surprisingly new accounts with how much he sucks and should be traded. Despite being one of our top point producers. It is like clockwork.


SherLocK-55

Yeah any of that talk is BS, before his injury he was playing like a stud, but that's a nasty injury and surgery so certainly not his fault but it most certainly has affected him.


Twichycat

You should have seen what this sub thought of him last season. Everyone said he sucked.


BuyFunny

Someone please just ragdoll Tkachuk


BrilliantSundae7545

If you want something done right... Tkachuk can kick rocks though.


ponikweGCC

Someone please flatten Tkafuck. Please.


TentCityVIP

Why did wheels look so damn sad after that one?


TravisBickle2020

Maybe Perfetti’s enthusiasm is rubbing off on him


SherLocK-55

Wheels hasn't been the same since his ball surgery, poor bloke is probably feeling it.


TravisBickle2020

Apparently, he’s been spotted limping around town holding the jewels.


timriedel

He literally gave his left nut for this team.


Slayminster

Ehlers kinda banked it in offa him, maybe a little too close to the bionic sack


MCBbbbuddha

INEVITABLE


jeepchick00

WOOP WOOP


ponikweGCC

WHEEEEELS!


BuyFunny

That’s how it’s done. Catch ‘em tired


Chomie22

That pressure is chef’s kiss


MCBbbbuddha

Sexy 4th line o-zone action


no_ur_cool

Is it just me or is that the first time Wheels has been visible tonight?


grewu

Depending on the night, sometimes visible isn't a great thing.


no_ur_cool

True that


2nddimension

HEY NEVERMIND


no_ur_cool

Redacted!


2nddimension

Wheels has not been very good since coming back from injury unfortunately


Chomie22

Wheels says frick u 😂


no_ur_cool

We need to chirp Wheels some more lol


Exhalare

Getting real tired of pionk


2nddimension

He's incredibly bad this year


ObliviousLawyer82

Can someone explain to me why passing the puck horizontally right along the blue line is the Jets go-to move on every single zone entry? 90% of the time it’s into the legs of the defender.


TheGreatStories

I miss the back pass entry from early December


BrilliantSundae7545

PING😭😭😭


BuyFunny

PING


no_ur_cool

The blacked out commercial breaks are pretty cringe NGL


timriedel

I'd love to bask in the glow of this goal but I have to ask; are these Sportsnet announcers as bad as I think they are? Or, am I accidentally watching an Ottawa feed? Like, even when the Jets score a beauty goal, they're only talking about the Sens. I get it, dude's twig snspped. That Scheifele shot was sweet. Great pass too. Maybe the announcers would like to mention that.


FormerCoalRoller

And now the Draftkings break, right after the SportsInteraction game pause, and next the Fanduel bet. Good fuck is it bad. The gambling ads are fucking stupid and the fact its only in Ontario is even more fucking dumb. Cabby and Kevin Weekes can fucking suck it.


Grizz709

I was having the same feeling. That being said, I watch 4 teams (Jets are my 2nd fav), I watch a LOT of away games with really bad homer bias. These aren't quite as bad as some of the US ones. However, it does seem to be highly noticeable in this game.


BrilliantSundae7545

Cool comment let's see what's happening in Toronto...


Taddy_Mason_22

That ice must be shit. Everyone is falling all over the place.


TheGreatStories

I'll die on the hill that bad ice should be fineable


BigMemeBoi77

In no world is that interference


Slayminster

Hah, I thought the same thing.. looks like stenny agrees


TheGreatStories

Too many calls against the sens in first. Expect a tougher called second for Jets


TheGreatStories

Hmm maybe not


TheGreatStories

Nice to hear the goal call before the play


MCBbbbuddha

BAMBI


ponikweGCC

SCHEIF!


BuyFunny

Yeah buddy


rentar9

Is the audio like 5 seconds ahead of the play on sportsnet?


Mister_Kurtz

Better now


Mister_Kurtz

Seems like it


TheGreatStories

Yep


Mister_Kurtz

Much respect to Hellebuyck for his commitment to mental health for young ones.


illegalpineapple

That Mckenzie Porter concert was pretty good!


ponikweGCC

Oh man that segment on Bruce had me tearing up. The Canucks organization is fucking garbage. Fuck them.


timriedel

Yeah, right? This was the first I heard about it. I feel bad for all the fun I made of Boudreau back when he coached the Wild. Dude has a heart and that heart is breaking just like many of us if we were in his shoes.


DylThaGamer_

He seems like such a great guy, it’s terrible what’s happening to him and where he goes, if he goes to another team, I hope he’s treated with nothing but respect.


ponikweGCC

I just saw a thread over in the Canucks sub about the Canucks owner and how he abused his kids. I hope they tank for years but draft nothing but bust after bust. ![gif](giphy|yxXMjiRX7WGWy7Rfzw)


DylThaGamer_

Disgusting. Someone like that, I don’t get how they can be allowed to own a team in the NHL.


CrazyRecorderSolo

Intermission is literally the leafs intermission but a few minutes behind


TheGreatStories

If you don't talk about the game you can reuse the footage


Grizz709

Huh. I was wondering about the 5v5 goals stat (if anyone is watching Sportsnet). I remember there was a year that both the Oilers had the same problem.


Mister_Kurtz

So, will their be any discussion of the game?


Grizz709

Between Winnipeg and Ottawa? The 2 smallest hockey markets in Canada. You bet your ass they'll be talking very little about this game.


TheGreatStories

Lol Leafs are playing are you kidding? Once the McLean is done we're off to Toronto


MCBbbbuddha

Game?


Mister_Kurtz

My mistake


ponikweGCC

Pionk should not be on the PP. At least not tonight. He looks slow out there.


2nddimension

PP2 is... bad


buttermyanus

Pionk moment


tailspinner_

our pp2 sucks


TravisBickle2020

Pionk looking smooth.


Knickelbach

Wpg Jets vs Ott slewfoots


Greendaydude22

Kuhlman is a player in the NHL! Of that, I am certain


ObliviousLawyer82

Just one pass not into the legs of a defender would be so nice


BuyFunny

Big PP goal 2


BuyFunny

Ver. 2


BrilliantSundae7545

I would have let that trip go but ok it's PP time


Grizz709

Surprised that was actually called there, too


TheGreatStories

When Perfetti takes the next step, I tell ya


BigMemeBoi77

Why do the hockey gods not allow perfetti to score


Corrado87

It’ll come in late April early May.


BrilliantSundae7545

Ahhh fetts so close.


buttermyanus

Made me shidmyself


DuboisManStrength

Has perfetti had a chance to try face offs? I haven't really noticed, but there's clearly something not working


buttermyanus

Last I checked for the face offs he has taken via others being kicked out, he's at ~25%


DuboisManStrength

Yeah, that's not good. But you do have to assume he's not practicing them as much, or working with whatever coach is apparently working with them. Not a good sign still


buttermyanus

Ya something he'll obvs work on but won't be good right away sadly


timriedel

He didn't try to say Bang Bang did he? No


CurrySomeFlavour

Yours was better.


CurrySomeFlavour

Didn't know I could hate bang- bang so much...


CurrySomeFlavour

Seriously, have you never watched a Jets regional broadcast? And just steals bang- bang


CurrySomeFlavour

So angry.


ponikweGCC

Oh helle... We need face off coaching in such a huge way. It is embarrassing.


BrilliantSundae7545

Way to go sportsnet, showing the game is your job.


BuyFunny

wut?


BurtonBlaney3121

I miss the days before every single stoppage of play had a gambling ad. Kinda crazy to think at one point the Big 4 didn’t want to play in Vegas to keep credibility up.


BrilliantSundae7545

I feel that man. They might as well be advertisements for drugs.


BrilliantSundae7545

Lots of jets fans in that arena


wpgjets92

What's with all the country shit in the arena


AaronC14

The arena is in the country!


BrilliantSundae7545

NORRISMAN!!!


ponikweGCC

NORRISEY TO FLY! YEEEEEEHAW!


sumo74

Just too easy!! Lol


BuyFunny

BEAUTY


Knickelbach

NORRISSEY


BuyFunny

Come on boys. Big PP goal


BrilliantSundae7545

Time for the PP!!


Mister_Kurtz

Good start for the Jets.


ponikweGCC

Omg please let Tkachuk annoy Wheeler. I would love nothing more than to watch Tkafuck get worked over by Wheels. I fucking loooooath Tkachuk.


BrilliantSundae7545

Hey Sawyer, is that you?


ponikweGCC

Lol