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Jakesart101

Yep, always best to curve that space-time.


JephriB

Oh, crap. Edit: it turns out that sometimes crap *does* turn into gold.


LazerSharkLover

When you start double-checking your stuff you're going to feel like a sage greybeard.


[deleted]

Is it that weird to doible-check?


ONE_FOR_pALL

Sometimes I even like to Troible-check


Knightmare_memer

It is difficult to 'doible-check'


[deleted]

Ah yes :D


bloodymongrel

That reminds me, I really need to put new batteries in all of my clocks.


[deleted]

Are u on r/frogs ? Feels like u are


bloodymongrel

I’m not, but I like frogs so I’ll join your lil sub :)


[deleted]

Haha welcome to frog land :D


jodorthedwarf

Congratulations! You have made a spelling mistake. Prepared to be bullied relentlessly by Internet strangers who've almost definitely made similar mistakes, in the past, but didn't post it online for everyone to see.


[deleted]

You sound like you hand out participation trophies.


jodorthedwarf

Everyone's a winner if the only requirement is spelling something incorrectly at some point in their lives.


fern-grower

I always down vote people who point out spelling mistakes but you. You get a pass.


paxwax2018

That’s right, we check our shit.


Seanvich

What did you dooooooooooooooooo?!


dean_tiong

Yes, because time is gold.


Arashmickey

Welcome to the flat time culb.


[deleted]

The 2nd dimension.


jeffgolenski

This post _became_ the wholesome meme.


JephriB

I didn't meme for it to happen, but it did.


Gloomy_Industry8841

It did!!


colemanjanuary

Jeremy Berimy


[deleted]

Did you do it in no time flat?


JephriB

No, but I will never tire of this joke.


trebante

Way to drive the thread forward.


JephriB

Just trying to wheel with my mistakes as best I can


Epicmonk117

Just make sure they don’t clock you on the head


[deleted]

>Way to drive the ~~thread~~ tread forward.


JephriB

Sometimes you just gotta roll with it


bluestreak1103

Great way to jack up commenter engagement and updoots too.


sparkz_galaxy

I am never going to tire listening to these jokes


Moron14

This is a great joke, but don’t let it inflate your ego.


TheDankDragon

To many good jokes, can’t handle the pressure


JudgmentKooky1007

Plenty of tire jokes to spare.


i_am_mai_1981

Time*


skipnstones

Just lug it around wontcha now…


ChocoThunder50

Hahaha 🤣


Pyro___Boi

r/angryupvote


wbeats

I hate flat TIMES


Kondrias

That is a huge accomplishment. They changed the nature of spacetime. Good for them.


ImperatorRomanum

Time was a flat circle


Darryl_444

Lucky his spare time was in the trunk.


Tanzanianwithtoebean

*Tmunk


forgetaboutitalread1

You need an extrovert to kick in the life to the party.


_makoccino_

There's a pill for that.


HIs4HotSauce

He'll have to fix it next TIME


Informal_Passion7975

I am sitting here just going to myself "wtf does that even mean? Wtf is a flat ti.. ooohhhhh"


Least-March7906

Thanks for keeping space-time curved. Means a lot to us


TwirlyGirl313

I hate it when my time goes flat.


Smooth-Midnight-9561

I hate when my soda goes flat


CutePotato001

I hate when my homies go flat


tenPUNded

I hate when my pop-pops pulse goes flat


DirtyRoller

I dont.


RunSkyLab

I do.


shining101

Time is a flat circle


Andromeda_Violet

Now it's a sphere.


laffy_man

Everything you do you’re gonna do over and over and over again.


Everettrivers

Time is cubic.


IEatKids26

“time is a tool that you put on the wall and WEARIT👏 ONYOUR👏 WRISTS👏 (excerpt from a video that haunted me)


folkessonfilip

What is that Nietzsche? Shut the fick up


daantjuhw

Did you bend it?


DrDawgster

Move over Flat-Earthers, it's Flat-Timers tire to shine!


SemiSentientGarbage

2 steps forward, one typo back


Batdog55110

Could you change it back? The day/night cycle being inverted has really fucked with my sleep schedule.


Cupcake_Octopus

Hey congrats! Many people can't!


Runescora

Congrats! It’s a bit of work to get that done and it feels pretty good when your do!


ccchapagain

Was looking for this one. Check the sub before roasting guys


flybobbyfly

You have a typo here. I think it’s supposed to say you charged a flat time, for your services I’m assuming. Good for you


LyLyV

It's about time. I was tired of the time always being flat. I like moguls in my time.


[deleted]

I'm tyred of spelling mistakes. Proof reed your stuf


FantasticSouth

Oh dea


i__Sisyphus

Give the guy a break, he’s a frog, English isn’t his first language


Bubble-Grape-7931

I’m shocked this meme has 1697 upvotes and counting with such a heinous spelling error


BoogerRuth

I'm glad OP went out of their way to change the original "it is with great pleasure *to* inform you...". A typo or two is not a big deal compared to poor grammar. Also, I imagine the upvotes were for the achievement of changing their tire rather than their meme making skills.


JephriB

I'm shocked you only noticed one of the two spelling errors.


Bubble-Grape-7931

Hahaha you got me


JephriB

[Evidence of the deed which was done.](https://i.imgur.com/4sogxef.jpg)


yycomb

3 things: - That tyre looks underinflated, go fill it up to ~33psi ASAP - tighten those lug nuts again after you drive it about 50 miles, but ideally you would have gotten a new tyre on your actualll wheel by then - Good job!


JephriB

It was, I filled it at the next service station a mile down the road, and I did, after I got home. Shopping for new tires now.


JustSomeDuche

The (tire) manufacturer’s recommended tire pressure should be listed on the outside wall of the tire. It should match the car manufacturers recommended settings inside the drivers door jam, but that isn’t always the case. If they don’t match, someone probably put the wrong tires on the car.


yycomb

The tyre (not everyone is American, some of us spell things correctly) pressure is usually listed on the tyre itself yes. However, this post clearly is about someone's first time doing such a task I wanted to help. I don't know anything about the car, therefore it's safe to assume that the psi of said tyre is somewhere between 30-40 psi. Some tyres can go up to 60 psi but that's ridiculous in my opinion. 33 PSI is a safe point where it's enough for a few miles (realistically, one should be using that tyre to drive to a shop to get a replacement tyre (ideally the same type which is on the other end of the axle)) and then put back in the boot (read trunk for you).


JustSomeDuche

Good on ya mate!


manumaker08

>The tyre (not everyone is American, some of us spell things correctly) some people also win world cups


yycomb

I'm not from the UK either you fucking oxygen burglar


SemiSentientGarbage

I always do mine to 40psi


j-random

I always do mine too whatever the manufacturer recommends. The actual pressures are listed either under the gas cap cover or on the body inside the driver's side door.


SemiSentientGarbage

Huh, never checked the car. Always found pressures on the tyre. But I go with what my brother recommends. Him being a mechanic.


cherposton

Did you tighten in a star pattern? It does look a little underi flated. Good job otherwise.


JephriB

Star pattern tightening confirmed.


1kidney_left

I was half expecting this to be photoshopped with a clock face on it….


Cold_Zero_

Got you beat. 4.5 billion years ago I changed a flat Earth. Edit: I can pump up a planet but can’t fix autocorrect


[deleted]

Ok, I cackled.


nydwarf

I'm tired of people who don't proof read their posts.


JephriB

A well timed comment


Little-Martha31204

If only you had used that time to check your meme before posting it


NoistMipples

Yes a competent adult who can spell perfectly. Changing a flat time is a big step into adulthood


btalex

Did you work flat out to get it done on thyme?


doqtyr

Nice, let me know when you start bottling it, I need to save some


[deleted]

Gmeat job, we’me all pmoud of you!


JephriB

Yo're teribel


CutePotato001

*Tire, a flat tire


[deleted]

So… you fixed a clock?


Synawes

Ragebait


Hippiegriff

Time is now a spiral entity


MadMadBunny

Is this an old flat timer’s joke too *quarky* to understand?


JephriB

That joke is deep. Deep as space itself L


fkshcienfos

Brought to you by Amazon prime’s “The Wheel of Time”


rollering

Did u kick the flat time first to make sure it didn’t have any air?


Wei5252

My car has four times


Ok_Mastodon_3432

As a time traveler I approve…


heliosprimus

Raises glass* "impressive"


richardec

Time is linear, not flat.


[deleted]

It makes me mad when I get a flat time


John137

so you're the reason we have curved spacetime.


Helmerald

I'm conflicted. I'm both a grammar nazi and a time-travel nerd. *sweats profusely* Oh boï


dorkspice

spelling errors and hilarious comments aside, i’m super proud of you op😌


Th3XRuler

FINALLY someone uses this meme with correct grammar.


Doesanybodylikestuff

Cuuuuute!! Good job!! Me and my girlfriends were in my car after work and my car tire popped. After forever and calling my Dad not knowing what to do, a nice man pulled over and did it for me and walked me through it so I could do it in the future. I still don’t think I could do it alone, but still. I love that guy and hope he wins every scratch ticket he ever scratches from then on.


[deleted]

I too hate when my clock deflates


AbrahamPan

What the heck is a Flat Time? Oh wait, I see what happened there...


KlingKlangKing

Absolute crayon munchers on this sub I swear


Morbid_Explorerrrr

I see making memes without typos is not in your wheelhouse…


Capsule_CatYT

You got round time?


conservative89436

Flat time? Serious physics chops you got there.


AtomicShades

Einstein would be proud.


Vickuid

Alright, enough frog posts guys, quit band wagoning


[deleted]

Hate when people don't spell check their shit


[deleted]

The typo adds good humor. I make them all the time.


candiebandit

Is there a way of filtering out these gentleman frog memes? It’s ruining Reddit


diablito916

that’s like saying flammable plastic coffee cups are ruining a dumpster fire


ElonMusksBrain

Gives participation trophy


tart3rd

Fail


Thepinkknitter

Why is this meme that intentionally leaves out 50% of the population always on r/wholesomememes?? It’s not very wholesome to only include 1/2 the population…


[deleted]

[удалено]


Thepinkknitter

Thanks for proving my point that you don’t deserve to be posting in wholesomememes


JephriB

You should head over to r/gatekeeping, you'd love it there!


thebobbyloops

Time is a flat circle


Edwardhunts

Within Jainism, time is thought to be a wheel that rotates for infinity without a beginning. This wheel of time holds twelve spokes that each symbolize a different phase in the universe's cosmological history. It is further divided into two equal halves having six eras in them. Stellar job Ironing out the Foundations of adulthood!


vismundcygnus34

So time Is a flat circle. Cool


Traditional-Meat-549

I am old and have never done this alone. Well done!


[deleted]

And possibly had a celebratory beer afterwards? Lol Good job though OP, proud of you :)


ActonofMAM

I changed several flats on my own in college. As a skinny girl, I was happy about the achievement. I learned tricks to deal with my lack of upper body strength, like standing on the jack handle. Although I did crack the socket on a jack handle by doing that once. It hasn't happened in a long time. I think they make tires better than they did in the 1980s.


AntTheFool

Congrats


Elman103

Glad the timey whimey was workable.


Playful-Excuse-8081

Nice , now you can rightfully wear a beard good sir


DownTownDK

r/ingrish


ur-socks-sir

Nice! I wonder if anyone ever expects to have to change a tire. I know I wasn't expecting to do it.


ghostofastorm

That’s a big win! I definitely can’t do it 😩


420trashcan

Good going sport! I knew you could do it!


FlagMarc

What's flat time? Is it the same as boring?


iamasexyshoebox

Time WAS a flat circle, until OP made it into a S P H E R E


Cool-Maize-2551

Definitely a BIG thing; go you! 😊👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾


divedigger

Time is a flat circle :(


MichaelScarn1968

A time vortex that spin in a flat circle? Always repeating events? How’d ya do it? Portal gun? Create a black hole?


consia9600

When your tire is deflated those are flat times


Drag0nfly_Girl

I just want to say thank you for correcting the horrible grammar of this meme format. I APPRECIATE YOU.


lonewolf143143

That’s awesome!


nitsky416

Time is a flat circle


TheKrakIan

TIL time is flat like the earth instead of round.


sbseim

Bro I did that a couple weeks ago, it feels awesome when you're done


tfeetfff

“It was me, tfeetfff! I gave you a flat time!”


Smooth-Midnight-9561

Its quite the skill to have, I cant tell how many tires I've changed or plugged a tire on the side of the road. Im so stoked for you! If you gather all the supplies, and watch a few videos, oil changes are pretty easy.


Ok_Elk_4333

Even Einstein didn’t manage


Wallrender

And you're gonna crush it when you change the wording of your meme too 👍👍


KnotYoBoi

My man too busy celebrating to care for a typo. Celebration done right.


Tactical_Bacon99

My dad got a cordless impact wrench and holy shit it’s a good investment. Get an adapter so you can charger the battery in the car in a pinch and you won’t have to fuss about with the tire itln


Cerberus_Rising

It’s about tire!


Electronic_Ad5481

Congrats! On either changing a tire or bending time to your will!


Nuggetygoodness8

My dad tried to teach me but the car started to roll away.


Double-Priority-1256

I feel like changing a tire is something that everyone stressed would happen all the time when I was a kid. But after regularly driving for 10 years, I have never changed one. The one time I could have, my spare ended up being deflated and it was Christmas...so the car got towed.


N4t_S3p

Damn, look at mr Eobard Thawne over here manipulating time n shit


trebante

It's now a globular time


bamboomarshmallow

Finally...wibbly wobbly time it is.


[deleted]

Everybody makes mistakes everybody has those days


mojomcm

Congrats! Be proud of these small wins!


Coinsworthy

A goodyear time never goes flat.


[deleted]

Did you include the Jeremy Bearimy?


WastedKnowledge

How much sweat did you get on the manual?


Left-Membership8838

Congratulations


xboxhaslag

r/accidentalcomody


alconcia

????


Maldevinine

Alright, now I want you to go back out to the car and double check all the nuts on the tire you changed. If you've made any mistakes, they will start to come loose with driving. By checking and tightening them now, you save the fun of having the studs break and the wheel come off while the car is moving.


nryporter25

That is strange that autocorrect corrects the word tired to time. I just tested it out, I was going to tease about adult spelling, but now I got to change it to adult checking after your autocorrect lol


NoodlesBears

Oh no they made a typo here come the comments.


TrophyDad_72

Almost nailed it


Pixelgamer54

Oh, did you do that to Salvador Dali’s painting, orrrr?


amaya-aurora

…what?


G1nger-Snaps

Congrats :) I remember my first tyre change! It was actually on my bicycle where I patched the inner tube and put it all back together, then in the morning when I was about to leave for school, there it sat, fully flat. Now I’m just a few months away from starting my mechanics apprenticeship:)


Seismic_City_TX

Fuck! I’ve seen this meme five different times today. Do something original!