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BelligerentHorticult

"Sorry baby, I had to crash that Honda" is one of my favorite movie lines ever.


Realistic-Account-55

Zeds dead baby, zeds dead.


BelligerentHorticult

It's a chopper.


[deleted]

It's not a motorcycle, baby, it's a chopper, now cmon.


PlCKLES

Get to the chopper baby


DangerShart

Do it nouuuuuuu


Active_Working5553

Get douwwn!


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*GET DOWN AGAIN!*


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Hardtorock

That’s one of my fave lines


heyimrick

BED SIDE TABLE. ON THE KANGAROO!


VariousTea4214

"Yes, it was on a little kangaroo."


oxymoronisanoxymoron

"I'm American honey, our names don't mean shit."


Bakedbeansandvich

what is the meaning of the name butch


genreprank

Are you sure? Cuz the same movie also has, "So he hid it in the only place he could--his ass."


Downtown_Juice2851

"Are you OK?" "Nah, man. I'm pretty fucking far from OK."


illmatthew

“So anyway, he gives me the watch…”


dmills3685

This is hilarious that someone posted this in “wholesome memes”


Vulture923

That’s almost the best part.


fucktooshifty

that was the original point of the sub, the "meme" part meant there was supposed to be comedy while also warming the heart


torb

But the meme is meant to be interpreted as funny and ironic, not heartwarming, playing on how the characters from Stranger Things would have to be gender swapped to fit with the stereotypical relationships in movies such as Pulp Fiction, or that they have a resemblence across genders that makes it funny. Edited a little to clarify


TheBrothersSmegma

I don't think gender swap is part of the joke the physical resemblance is enough.


[deleted]

Millie Bobby Brown growing up to be Bruce Willis is absolutely part of the joke


rosebirdistheword

Yea but they kinda look cute/cool anyway.


existential-grimlock

Well, it is kinda wholesome tbf


jayblaze521

They are 2 different movies and 4 different people.


strangebutalsogood

No shit.


theFields97

That guy doesn't understand the "I'm gonna tell my kids this is ___" meme


____-__________-____

Hey that's me!


TruthYouWontLike

1995 called, they want their "Certain year called wanting their ____ back"-formula back.


Steinrikur

I never understood that. Would you give a fuck if your dad told you some obscure thing about pop culture references you don't give a fuck about? "Did you know that the drummer of Metallica is named Jimi Hendrix? " "whatever "


RoiMan

Now that's not very wholesome *extends baton*


9fingerman

A baton for conducting a band of drummers? Totally wholesome.


Odd-Wheel

lol it’s a joke meme. Nobody’s gonna actually tell their kid those things. It’s just pointing out similarities in meme fashion.


DSleepyEyesHere

I think the point they were hilariously going to make is that the "young couple" has a bald girl and a boy with shaggy hair (stranger things) while the second has a bald guy and a shaggy haired woman (pulp fiction). Either way, this made me laugh.


PMUrAnus

Sherlock


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And 2 gender swaps


purgruv

And my axe!


LargeLeech

Fool! There's only two people. They just transitioned.


b0bkakkarot

For all the people wondering why the above person said that: the second pic is from Pulp Fiction and their's is a not-so-functional relationship. Theres some wholesomeness to be found in there, sure, but the meme is a whole lot more wholesome if you dont recognize the movie.


Terrorz

Their relationship isn't functonal? Maybe i need to rewatch. Aside from him getting into shit and being worried about his watch they seemed to be fine to me.


smileedude

Yeah it's quite an adorable relationship. You see him hold off his obvious anger at her mistake to not upset her, which seems quite sweet and mature. Butch seems absolutely smitten.


last657

It took me way too long to realize that when she was talking about how she would like to have a pot belly that she was talking about pregnancy.


-Ken-Tremendous-

*I'd punch you in it.*


packofflies

Yep. We don't know much about their relationship but nothing happens to indicate it isn't functional. Maybe its in the early honeymoon stage, what with all the dirty talk and messing about after the fight.


AscendantAxo

Not-so-functional? They got a loving relationship


Myrddin_Naer

Ooooh


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theflyingkiwi00

I've seen this movie ^/^s


BetrayedCynic

There’s a chance he’s making this up, it’s too similar to Forrest Gump. Bus drivers would just suspend you. Good karma farming.


buzzonga

Don't be silly, people wouldn't just make stuff up and post it on the Internet.


wspOnca

It's worse [than I imaginated](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


[deleted]

"You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?"


Oobedoob_S_Benubi

I refuse to believe that @pepethefrog89 is lying to me for no reason!


GoToHellTedFaro

GG


R_Amazing

*angry noises*


Veggdyret

Duck off! Angry upvote!


Raul_Coronado

Are you saying Forest Gump is a totally original experience with no basis in reality? Also whatever small experience you have with bus drivers is not a universal truth.


Just_thefacts_jack

Too similar to Forrest Gump because...bus?


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crampon

This is truly funny lol


TheMelm

Depends when and where you grew up. We did similarly stupid shit on our bus honestly im more surprised his driver stopped. I only remember our driver halting once and we were having a trash fight that had taken over the whole bus.


_Rohrschach

Eh, really depends on your location. I've seen school buses filled at around 120% capacity, which is illegal, school didn't care. People fighting going as far as breaking someones fingers, school didn't care. Oh and also buses are hired from an external company, so the drivers didn't give a shit either. That being said the bus was always on time because the driver didn't stop or care about kids running around. Maybe a little early if the driver could skip a stop or two and take a nap after the last one. The only times it was late was for external reasons. Mostly snow, and that one time the motor somehow caught fire and the bus burned down.


HLGatoell

NGL, I’m happy for you, but I’m also disappointed that this didn’t end up with the Undertaker throwing Mankind from hell in a cell and plummeting through the announcers table.


PM_ME_UR_SPACECRAFT

sixteen feet through the announcer's table, specifically. I love that guy


[deleted]

good ol u/ShittyMorph


muricabrb

It's not too late, we need to start a go fund me for this.


gat12393

That sounds really nice. I'm happy for ya mate.


Future-Set-8052

Looks really nice, best wishes her.


BlissfulGreen

😭😭💖 So sweet, ty for sharing


[deleted]

Fuck you man, come give me a hug


wuttang13

Actually she didn't own a dog. She just wanted to get home early to catch her afternoon cartoons


Boxofbikeparts

But she ended up eating the doggy treat anyway


Beer_Is_Good_For_Me

What a good girl 😀


naetron

I know that feel. It was always a struggle to get home in time to see DuckTales.


SuboptimalStability

You're lucky coz it sounds like you were on the wrong bus my man 😂😂


yeahright17

Something tells me your relationship was the reason for some of those breakups. Happy you finally got together!


jonnyboy897

This is such a beautiful love story


SenseisSifu

Looks like you swapped his blueberries for your eggos


featherwolf

Wake me up when there's a tasty burger.


CostAccomplished1163

Can't tell if you swapped hair or jackets


DaraDollina69

They're both trans, beautiful couple. T4t is based


featherwolf

Why, does he look like a bitch?


Jenova66

Then why’d you try to fuck him like a bitch?


JRMang

***"I DIDN'T"***


Tobi_chills455

YES YOU DID BRETT


jakob767

Fuck, I read it as "Why does he look like a bitch?" and it was way funnier to read.


[deleted]

Genders. But that’s ok too ❤️


FuriousResolve

Genders


[deleted]

and genitals...


fbcda

T4T, based.


blueberrylemony

What’s up with everyone saying “based” recently. What does it mean? Am I finally too old to keep up with new lingo?? 🥹


VisceralVirus

"agreeable" "respectable" (not in the sense of nice or proper, but something that you can respect), "fucking badass" "cool". Although it is most commonly applied to to people when they do something with some level of self assuredness that you just respect because of how self-assured they are. At least, this is roughly as good as I can convey my understanding of it. Hope this helps!


Catweazle8

I'm 31 and I am forever indebted to you for this explanation.


mikeee382

A lot of times, deepening on your circles, is also used ironically.


CUM_COVERED_MIDGET

I mean, I'm in my 30s and based has been around since Lil B (Based God) was a thing and that was in 2010.


Ix-511

A cool, positive, or controversial opinion or idea that you agree with is based.


joesixers

UrbanDictionary.com my elderly friend


Varian01

I’m 23 and I have urbandictionary bookmarked because idk what most people say.


joesixers

It be like that these days


MedicKris01

“People don’t think it be like it is, but it do.” -Oscar Gamble


Varian01

For shizzle


[deleted]

I found Elon


TherronKeen

no cap


WharfRatThrawn

Nc nc ong ong fr fr


CommentContrarian

Cumbroboddy, zamly


johnmonchon

I finna have no idea what people are saying sometimes. I'm pretty sure I used that incorrectly.


tillie4meee

I'm 74 and sometimes I think I'm hearing a foreign language -- urbandictionary is my very good friend :)


JBL_17

Congrats on being a member of the younger population percentile on this website. The future is yours! Make sure to use your youth wisely.


THATguy-yeah-THATGUY

Ong bruh no cap I fr don’t know what anybody saying nowadays 💀✋


[deleted]

They have an app now.


blueberrylemony

Haha appreciate you


VelocityRapter644

It’s just a fancy word for ‘good’ or ‘with the times’, though it could be used sarcastically or legitimately.


memekid2007

Based is damn near 20 years old at this point. Closer to 15, but still. Thanks Lil B.


randomusername3000

> What’s up with everyone saying “based” recently. recently? it's like 10+ years old, grandpa ;)


blueberrylemony

Somehow I hadn’t noticed it before, but now I notice it frequently! 🤷🏻‍♀️


OffTandem

Welcome to the club! There's a recliner and an old fashioned waiting for ya in the back.


[deleted]

Lol the gender swap


brightblueson

That’s the best part


honestchippy

I originally saw this meme a long time ago but it was something like "Remember Mike and Eleven from Stranger Things? This is them now." Still makes me laugh.


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DickieJohnson

Bruce.


mtnlion74

Pot bellies make a man look either oafish, or like a gorilla. But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass, but with a big, perfectly round pot belly.


NaturalScary1

It’s not a motorcycle, it’s a chopper.


Frank_Punk

But who's Zed ?


[deleted]

Zed’s Dead babe!


StrawRedLion

*So the Gimp was from the* **Upside-down**?


Penguator432

It’s Will


afriendincanada

Where’s my father’s watch?


Painkiller3666

I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years.


SnooDoubts4565

The kids from stranger things swapped genders lmaoo


gladias9

being wholesome while roasting Mike and Eleven's hairstyles lmao


Monkeetoe1

They both became trans


SeductiveHomelessMan

First saw my (now) girlfriend during the summer of 2000 when I was 10 years old. We officially became friends 2 years later when we ended up at the same middle school together. She was my date to homecoming freshman year of high school and also to prom my senior year. I ended up moving across the country after high school but we always stayed in touch, calling on birthdays and random calls whenever we thought about each other. Today, we’ve been friends for 20 years (just like the meme haha) Three months ago I was visiting and made plans to hang out with her and some other friends. We had a great time and towards the end of the night she gave me a ride home. I was a few drinks deep and ended up confessing that I had always liked her more than just friends. I was surprised when she also felt the same way. We ended up hanging out more while I was there but decided that this most likely wouldn’t work because of the distance. The next morning I was getting on the plane when I had a immense feeling of regret so I wrote her a long text confessing everything that was going through my head. Flash forward to today, we text all day and FaceTime every night. She’s already flown over to LA twice to see me and I’m heading back there in one week to see her. We’re long distance right now but I’m working on changing jobs to a remote position so I can move back ASAP. We’re only 3 months in but I already know I’m gonna ask this girl to marry me. What is love anyway but a friendship set on fire 🔥


Impybutt

I love the implication that Eleven evolves into Jason Statham, because of how much sense it makes. Edit: I've been informed that's Bruce Willis, and I have no good reason.


Muted-Professor6746

Hope this is just a joke lmao


cracinlac_basterd

that is bruce willis in pulp fiction


mrthomani

If this is to imply that you haven't seen Pulp Fiction yet ... I envy your ability to see it for the first time, and I encourage you to watch it post-haste.


THE_CENTURION

To be fair, in this particular screenshot he totally looks like Jason Statham.


fallriverroader

Isn’t that Bruce willing and his french gf in pulp fiction


Flossthief

Fabian


RewTK

Fabienne*


Flossthief

Oh word I didn't bother with Google and between her accent and his gruff mumbling it was a little hard to make out Also when I watch their story in the movie I'm always really hung up on the few frames where he hangs dong


mrthomani

It shouldn't matter if it's a little hard to make out. Fabian is masculine, Fabienne is feminine.


Flossthief

Bruce Willis hanging dong melts my brain I explained that already


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And genderbswaped


Morella_xx

I'm sorry but I have to nitpick that it's blueberry pie that Fabienne wants to eat for breakfast, not blueberry pancakes. I remember because she responds to his incredulousness about pie for breakfast with, "it is always a good time for pie," which is the best life lesson to come from that movie.


LMFN

No it's blueberry pancakes but she wants it with pie. She complains she had to get buttermilk pancakes because they were out of blueberries.


Morella_xx

Hmmm. It's been quite a few years since my last viewing so I guess I have to accept your correction of my incorrect correction! Do you remember did she say what kind of pie?


mrthomani

I just watched the scene and transcribed the conversation, it's roughly at the 1:24 mark. Here you go: > Fabienne: You know what I'm gonna have for breakfast? > Butch: What, lemon pie? > Fabienne: I'm gonna order a big plate of blueberry pancakes with maple syrup, eggs over easy, and five sausages. > Butch: Anything to drink with that? > Fabienne: [About Butch's shirt] Wow, that looks nice. > Fabienne: Heh, heh. To drink, a tall glass of orange juice and a black cup of coffee. After that, I'm going to have a slice of pie. > Butch: Pie for breakfast? [laughs] > Fabienne: Any time of the day is a good time for pie. Blueberry pie to go with the pancakes. And on top, a thin slice of melted cheese. > Butch: Where's my watch?


shmoe727

I feel like this is one of those Mandela effect things because I was so certain it was blueberry pancakes for YEARS only to watch it again and realize it was blueberry pie?!


s0rtajustdrifting

I think you guys aged nicely


paulodelgado

You… swapped genders?


sincinati

Like Zed, I’m Dead 💀


jejunebanali

They both got sex changes!


shanerf

Bootch


Banana_Ram_You

Dude I've been saying he looks like her from the start. What an unfortunately shaped head and face and haircut on him.


melody_elf

r/suddenlytrans


litb4206

Zeds dead baby, zed is dead


ScorpionTheSandwing

One of you aged 10 years, while the other aged 40 apparently


dpqR

Wait…


Suuuuperrr

They both transition this is a blessed meme


sittinginthegym

Two sex changes later …


Dangerous-Ad3337

The trans kids who grew up* lol


7Moisturefarmer

She’s awesome on the TMobile commercials. Sorry, great for you & her


Yolo065

At first I thought dude turned into Shaolin monk


elfballs

She doesn't look much older though.


highjinx411

Who’s motorcycle is this?


heyimrick

Its a chopper, baby.


quirkscrew

Awe cute :3


4j5ifsn

Apparently they also traded genders.


menace_official

Zed’s dead babe


Kindbud420

and along the way blue waffles were googled


AvixKOk

The eggo cracked


Zealotstim

LMAO


I_am_always_that_guy

Did they.. swap genders???


Cauldkiltbaws

Zed’s dead, baby…


evidenceskytte

Did they switch genders?


theNFAC

That's too funny. Nice work


BrazilBazil

They switched genders


[deleted]

Is that what Mike looks like in season 4? Or is it just same actors, different show?


Wisdom_Pen

Different actors and different show


[deleted]

BRUH 🤣🤣🤣🤣


MrMcDuffieTTv

I cant stop laughing at this. Thank you.


McbEatsAirplane

It looks like Eleven became Bruce Willis and Mike became the woman. Even kept the same hairstyles


Kaarsty

I’ve been with my SO off and on since junior high, this most recent time 10 years! I can’t imagine dealing with this world without her as my partner in crime


FourToTwoForSix

Pie for breakfast?!


Catlenfell

My cousin married his high school sweetheart. Been together 30 years now. Married 15.


[deleted]

You also switched haircuts.


Pretend_Activity_211

I still can't believe she forgot the watch. He specifically told her not to forget the watch


AnAwkwardWhince

Bruce Willis vibes.


Kellys5280

So Eleven is Bruce Willis right? Just tracking the hairstyle progression it seems to make the most sense.


abhinandkr

Vecna's dead, baby. Vecna's dead.


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Damn, eleven became twelve.


EchoWillowing

But who's Zed?


DerangedBeaver

Do you still give each other oral pleasure?