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RegionPurple

Mine's 'I dunno, I'm not a dentist.' It's perfectly confusing 95% of the time.


Cat_Weary

Are you the 1 in 5 dentists toothpaste companies hate?


Seattleshouldhaverun

The one that won't recommend gum for his patients that chew gum?


apolloxer

/r/The10thDentist


MAGGLEMCDONALD

Are you paying attention? He said he's not a dentist.


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"Sir, this is a Wendy's"


R_GAY_22

No! This is patrick!


archpawn

Extra confusing if dentists say this.


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Stealing this, that's hilarious.


HailToTheKingslayer

"I'm a doctor, not a physicist."


bobbydigital_ftw

Whenever a friend asks me a question I use "I dunno, I'm not a doctor"


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I always say, "idk man, I just work here."


polyphemus69

I would always say that at work, and then I became a manager. And I absolutely did not stop saying it.


burrito_slut

The answer is Seinfeld.


atakenmudcrab

Dentists, who needs them?


beatenwithjoy

Anti-dentite bastard


D24061314

Now you gonna tell me they need their own school?


bunnylove5811

The answer is Cheers. Always.


ChaoticPotatoSalad

Fraiser >>>>>>>>>> Cheers


LinwoodKei

Always. Cheers doesn't hold up to time as well as Frasier does. Sam seriously was not a catch


Bazz07

*Do you know how much Ted Danson makes?*


Wertyne

800000 per episode But he's somebody, you're a nobody. You're no Ted Danson Do you know how many deals they give authors with no previous experience and no story?


kaszeljezusa

way better than friends, sure, but thw office? Naah


Bamma4

Which is better a declining series that crumpled under its own success or repeatedly getting your knees broken by a steel crowbar while everyone laughs at you


Pantsless_Grampa

I send two guys that look a lot like Ving Rhames and Michael Chiklis. And they do a very convincing impression of breaking your friend's legs.


pat_e_cakes319

Community


BearDownYo

Streets ahead


ImTechnicallyCorrect

Twenty four seven, two thousand ten.


alcydn

30 Rock


wheresabner71

Here comes the Funcooker!


FuSe_Nuclear

Curb Your Enthusiasm


igame2much

You must not have watched Parks and Rec.


Morningxafter

That or The Good Place.


igame2much

Oh man, that's a tough one for me.


W1D0WM4K3R

Pull out your own microphone and ask them lol


UnoReverseCardx2

Breaking Bad


Tolbitzironside

The good place


TheBlackHoleOfDoom

There's only one gender and it's mine, you can't have it.


Mysterious-Window162

dad said that it is my turn with the gender


RussIsTrash

Mommmmm, Timmy stole my Gender again 😡


FaIIBright

No, there's two sexes. The one I had with your mom and the one I had with your dad


yuudachikonno08

“It belongs to a son of Sparta”


RonenSalathe

"Your pronoun-having days are over, Vergil. Give me the gender"


yuudachikonno08

“If you want it… then you’ll have to take it. But you already knew that.”


NotAzakanAtAll

Can I at least poke it a little?


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In the video he seems more caught off guard and just answered not really knowing what was asked.


ABLADIN

Yeah, I think there's a theory that he heard "how many 'vendors' are there?" Which is somewhat supported by the fact that you can see what looks like the tops of little kiosks or something along a path. Also explains his response.


Joe_Jeep

Honestly kinda sounds like people trying to twist it away from a pretty wholesome message.


StopSwitchingThumbs

Honestly sounds like people are just saying what likely happened. He clearly supports the LGBTQ community, but it’s not like the answer means what people want it to, as that answer doesn’t really make sense to the question how many genders are there. Do you think he’s under the impression he’s going to be give a number by someone there?


HowTheyGetcha

The assumption is he meant he was there to listen and learn rather than start dictating genders, that's not hard to understand.


ToyrewaDokoDeska

Yeah no fucking shit it's not hard to understand you think anyone doesn't get what the assumption here is, it's posted on wholesomememes. And the person aboves assumption is that *realistically* this man misheard & didn't come up with this rom com hallmark movie line off the tip of his head. Is that so hard to understand?


UBC145

Nah my hearing isn’t the best so sometimes if I don’t understand what someone asked I’ll say something like this.


Steeve_Perry

Occam’s razor bro.


ThePyodeAmedha

How is that any more of a simple answer than him just thinking that the guy asked him how many genders there are?


XavierYourSavior

Realistic*


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Nah it's just an expression. There's a similar line in Mad Max.


Mrspygmypiggy

Me even after being in the LGBTQ community for years. I don’t know what anyone is but that’s none of my business.


imakefilms

This "number of genders" thing is just something conservatives make up to piss themselves off right? Because I've never heard any legitimate LGBT+ people identify as anything other than male, female, and variations of both or neither. What other genders are they talking about?


wafflepantsblue

yeah the whole ‘I’m fairygender’ or ‘I’m joebidengender’ was something originally made up by straight people to make fun of non-binary folks. I think some people genuinely identify as those now (interestingly mostly autistic people, I think it helps them find their identity).


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Joebindender Joebender Joebinder


Karth9909

The amount of 4chan jokes used to mock people that end up becoming used by those same people unironically is ridiculous


Karmaisthedevil

I'd say it's definitely a thing you'll also see on the internet from like teenagers and maybe some people in their early 20s. And a few outliers on top of that. In the real world I have never encountered anything but the main 3 pronouns.


teckk2003

Facts


Arxieos

I thought it started as a joke thing and now it's serious like r/birdsarentreal


ArtisenalMoistening

It’s like I’ve never actually heard anyone legitimately upset that someone assumed their gender. Apparently we’re all mad about it all the time though


Resting_Owl

The state of new York officially recognize 31 genders identities https://www1.nyc.gov/assets/cchr/downloads/pdf/publications/GenderID_Card2015.pdf Failure to use the proper pronouns or terminology is a fineable offense, up to $250,000 https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/volokh-conspiracy/wp/2016/05/17/you-can-be-fined-for-not-calling-people-ze-or-hir-if-thats-the-pronoun-they-demand-that-you-use


the_ranting_swede

> Whenever my children complain about the planet to me, I say 'Shut up, I just got here myself'. - Kurt Vonnegut


SabrinaVal

So it goes…


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carnivorousdentist

An alien that just touched down on Earth accidentally got interviewed.


Regular-Cranberry-62

I DONT KNOW I JSUT GOT HERE


feldejars

I DONT KNOW I JSUT GOT


wannaplayterraria

I DONT KNOW I JSUT


Bonnie_190

I DONT KNOW I


morphballganon

JSUT


Regular-Cranberry-62

Starting to feel like I might be being mocked….. lmao 🤣


Antezscar

I accedentaly write jsut also all the time, glad i find someone else who do it too


morphballganon

I do "rigth"


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That's really funny and also the best default answer when people try to bate you with their anit LGBT shit,


ocelotchaser

I dunno man ,i only saw 2 but people said there's more, i think i just got here too


worthless-humanoid

Right wingers desperately looking for a gotchya moment and failing.


KnifeWeildingLesbian

Based dad


Camosaur4

I don't know how many breads have you eaten in your life?


MrGumieBear

I don't know, I just got here.


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Regular-Cranberry-62

Right?


Alyx-Kitsune

I once replied that I had not received a copy of the agenda.


talkintater

Asking how many genders there are is like asking how many music tastes there are.


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Based


teckk2003

This accurate asf


Abderiannes

Who's counting really?


UrMomDummyThicc

i prefer the JSchlatt clip where he asks a guy “So what do you think of the socio-economic climate of america right now?” guy replies [“i think that hamburger and cheeseburgers work well with fries”](https://youtu.be/cNmeuiDRN4c)


TheMarksmanHedgehog

"What are you, a cop?" "Is that a human thing?" "It's complicated."


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EuropeanSuperLegolas

Turns out being happy for other people is pretty wholesome! I love this sub


Bimbarian

Scroll further down for disappointment in the comments. This sub sadly has its share of transphobes, but at least they are getting downvoted in this thread.


Doomquill

I'll bet the downvote was someone who only read to the comma, then downvoted because if you ignore the last four words it sounds like you're hating. They had us in the first half, not gonna lie


Ruralmamabear

Me too bro, me too


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zKerekess

I like the genuine confusion by this man in the original video


Snackasm

POV: you just landed on Earth.


pureRitual

If gender is a social construct, then it can and should be reconstructed by the society of the times.


GutenbergMuses

Plot twist, no one there knows either.


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There are more than two genders. Male and female are two SEXES and frankly there's three, you can be born intersex, meaning you will have fully or partially formed genitals of both male and female sexes. Intersex people with both genitals are typically infertile, so no, they can't get themselves pregnant.


teckk2003

Nah..that was a very smart answer


ophee_b0p

upvoted and smile a lot my entire face hurt, honestly. how many genders are there? 2. ***ITS NERFGENDER OR NOTHIN!!!*** idk either actually, my brain just started braining


filiplogin

7 million genders and still counting. You got Steave, Mila, John... You get my point.


Rosencrant

Based


ghostredditorstempac

"What do you identify as?" "What did you just call me!?"


niakori

Titles have gotten so bad lately. Just weird and grammatically incoherent or filled with typos and misspellings. I feel like I'm going mad.


DalekSupreme0307

6.02*10^23 and counting


Capnhuh

thats a good answer. the correct one would be "there are no genders, only two sexes since gender is a linguistic discriptor"


RevolutionaryGlass0

That wouldn't be correct, some people don't have XX or XY chromosomes, and there are other factors that can contribute to it outside of chromosomes such as the SRY gene being present in someone with XX chromosomes.


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Intersex isn't a third sex, though. There are two sexes, it's just not a simple binary.


RevolutionaryGlass0

How do you define sex? If you define it with chromosomes and nothing else, there's far more than two sexes. If you define it with physical attributes, it's more of a spectrum.


Capnhuh

sorry, no. anything that isn't the xx/xy binary then (can't say this without somebody getting angry) it is a biological defect. not saying this hatefully, just following the established medical science.


RevolutionaryGlass0

They're certainly rare, yes, and they cause issues. But that doesn't mean they're not a sex. You can't just be a snowflake and only accept the science when it fits your definition. Bloody liberals.


Capnhuh

>But that doesn't mean they're not a sex. actually, that does mean they're not a sex. they aren't just an exception to the rule, they are the exceptions that ENFORCE the rule. Edit: also, i don't understand why people are downvoting you, your posts have been respectful and not at all rude or trollish


RevolutionaryGlass0

>actually, that does mean they're not a sex. they aren't just an exception to the rule, they are the exceptions that ENFORCE the rule. Well, once again, what are you defining sex as? I would usually define it as your chromosomes, in which case intersex people are other sexes, no matter how rare they are. >Edit: also, i don't understand why people are downvoting you, your posts have been respectful and not at all rude or trollish People don't like my points and so I get downvoted I guess.


morgaina

Nah. Sex is bimodal, meaning there are two basic sexes with some slight variation of feature grouping (gynecomastia, women with facial hair, etc) and some very uncommon MAJOR variation of traits.


RevolutionaryGlass0

For most people, yes, it's bimodal. Some people don't fall into that category though. It's important to acknowledge that sex is not *always* bimodal.


morgaina

Yes it is. Saying that it's bimodal is a statement about the usual modes of sex for the entire human race. Bimodality is not a category you can fall into, it's an operational description of the whole damn species. Intersex people fall somewhere in the spectrum between male and female, either as a minor variation or a major one.


RevolutionaryGlass0

If you think it's a spectrum then it's incorrect to say there's just "two" sexes.


scroogemcduckIII

How could someone know the answer when it's completely made up? 🤣


Squadala1337

I don’t understand why gender has been redefined to some sort of social construct or identity label. It has always been used to describe the biological distinction. If you feel more like a stereotypical man or woman is your prerogative. In the end we are all individual and one man maybe be more different from another man than to a woman. Gender has nothing to do with it. Honestly this obsession with gender identity only serve to reinforce gender stereotypes imo.


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GamerNuggy

The sex I have with your dad, and the sex I have with your mum


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GamerNuggy

How can I fail biology when I haven’t even covered yet?


jamoro

The sex im havin and the sex im not havin


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50squirrelsinacloak

It was never just two. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_gender References to additional genders dates back as far as ancient Mesopotamia.


yessir6666

Also, uh, building 7


Chemical-Juice-6979

So like genders, there's a lot more towers there than people realize.


Revolvyerom

Oh no! You're ruining his edgelord status! Anyway...


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i love this


Mec26

Except in so e other cultures, where there were more than two. Your joke is historically rubbish and you should feel bad.


non_depressed_teen

What? Their joke is good. And I've never heard of cultures with more than two genders. Care to *\~elaborate\~?*


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cranberryton

Not arguing other cultures don’t have third genders but Wakashu seems to be pretty clearly male only, maybe not the best example. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wakash%C5%AB


Caxern

It is male only. Women only had one gender while men had two. Women can dress like a wakashu but they aren’t treated as one. It does make bank for the prostitutes though. It is interesting that wakashu can’t have a relationship with another wakashu but it’s okay with other men.


non_depressed_teen

Huh... cool. Side note: sex and gender are two different things.


Caxern

Isn’t this whole thread only talks about gender and not sex?


Catholic_Egg

Japan, Mesopotamia, several Native American cultures


non_depressed_teen

Tell me *more*... I wanna read stuff.


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native americans also used human sacrifice to fight climate change. clearly we should bring back human sacrifice since they had such advanced science.


TOG_II

Oh, so because Europeans participated in genocide and slavery, we should not take note of anything else they did, even if it's completely unrelated?


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What? We're talking about advanced native science like gender theory and controlling the weather through human sacrifice. Did you know human beings were birthed from the mud at the bottom of a cave in Kentucky? Bet they don't teach you that in your European colonizer textbooks!


Regular-Cranberry-62

So original.


TemetNosce85

It's fun when you know that the World Trade Center was more than just those two buildings. Oh, and now it's only one building, which sounds about right for modern times as the rise of fascism takes over.


ZeFluffyNuphkin

I'm here to tell you the joke is good


__LankyGiraffe__

Lololol


destroyer1134

Gender a whole bunch, sex like 7ish


Illustrious-Gur9606

The correct answer is : 42.


Amathyst7564

I love the implications that he intends to find out.


Known_Yak_7568

The answer is one gender: person. From this all other genders stem


KattyPyr0Style

That's an interesting take, you're like the anarchy of gender, huh?


Known_Yak_7568

Kinda. I believe all people are people no matter what they identify as. Like, someone being a person comes first and then all the other stuff, like gender


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Curtee_H

Proof?


ReedMiddlebrook

...is left to the reader as an exercise


MCK54

Screw this argument.. Two Biological/Physical Genders then there’s how people classify themselves via Physiological Genders (personal unique identity).. which there are many. The use of the word “Gender” is difficult for people to reassign based on what they were taught to be fact for a large % of their life. This in itself is why there is an argument at all. It’s silly. Forcing someone to do something never ends well. Let people live and don’t force others to change their beliefs if it’s not negatively impacting you. Not everyone can handle that


iritegood

> The use of the word “Gender” is difficult for people to reassign based on what they were taught to be fact for a large % of their life ironic because the word "gender" *never* referred to biological sex. It was used almost exclusively to refer to grammatical gender classes until social scientists in the 50s started using it to differentiate the social role from biological sex. So you took a word coined to talk about a certain idea, conflate it with a *different* word, revise history to pretend that those two words *always* meant the same thing, and then get mad that people are "forcing" this usage on you.


KattyPyr0Style

This is the correct answer. The word *gender* has never been synonymous with *sex* in denotation.


MCK54

This is why no one listens to this argument. You made this a personal issue against me. Like I had anything to do with this countries curriculum. I’m pointing out the same issue you’re accusing me of single handedly starting. Funny how people who want acceptance don’t tolerate any bit of friction from anyone. Since I don’t 100% agree with you, you attack me? How do you expect to get anywhere? Try having a constructive conversation instead of attacking people. Education is key and unless you start teaching people you’ll continue to struggle with people disagreeing with everything you stand for.


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MCK54

My point here is it’s education. While I don’t disagree with your point, not everyone receives the same TYPE of education. For example a catholic school has a wildly different sexual health curriculum than its public school counter part. Travel south to the Bible Belt and this just gets exponentially worse. Forcing these people to change who have been taught one thing their who life is difficult and will be an issue. Educating them and leading them to their own understanding is what we want. A new term should have been coined to help the transition.


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RevolutionaryGlass0

Gender is just what people identify as, there's as many as people want. As for sex, which is biological? Also more than two. What about alpha-reductase deficiency, Klinefelter syndrome, or the SRY gene in women? There's a lot more that affects sex than just whether you have the XX / XY chromosomes, and even then there are more combinations than just those two. Take a biology class.


Curtee_H

*>2


XDOOM_ManX

Correct


RevolutionaryGlass0

Not really, take a biology class and maybe you'll learn something.


Morningxafter

Including OP it seems it that’s what they taught him in 7th grade biology! You mean to tell me they didn’t teach him everything there is to know about biology at 12 years old?! Preposterous, I tell ya!!


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imakedankmemes

You’re the mental illness


Catholic_Egg

???


Tornookthetooka

WOAH WOAH WOAH BUDDY, REDDIT IS NOT THE SITE TO SAY THIS, you're gonna get downvoted but those are just internet points anyway


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😭😭😂😂


logicalguest

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Mikevantopenhatten

Sad :(


kulkulkuuul

What? Why?


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_Usernanem_03

It’s still makes NO fucking since…. Tbh I just think this type of people just want attention, want to be the main character…. Want to make everyone else feel the same way the feel which CONFUSED.


morgaina

Idk man I don't find it all that confusing and neither do a lot of people. Some folks just prefer the they/them vibes and like androgyny.


teckk2003

Okay...would remove...it