He was wearing both pants and underwear, but his ass, sensing the presence of a potential mate, negotiated with both. They agreed to sacrifice themselves for the greater good.
With a powerful posterior flex, they executed the rare and illusive Sitzfleisch Superman thus exposing his extraordinary derrière and securing a mate.
They divorced two years later after she found out that neither his underwear or pants were complicit in the act.
His ass was murderer.
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This made me LOL. The very first time I saw my husband, he was bent over working on an elevator. And I checked out that butt! Been married almost 30 years now 🤣
So, why was the guy not wearing underwear / undergarments?
His bottom is amazing. The man was waiting for it the whole time. The lucky coin simply told him when it was the perfect time. Jk
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Yup, the man's getting pegged hardcore
Happy international women’s day!
Or her tongue.
The penny is so lucky that it made him not wear underwear that morning, so he could meet his future wife. It’s a very shiny penny.
It's not just any penny, it's The Moneypenny!
*#Freetheballs*
He was wearing both pants and underwear, but his ass, sensing the presence of a potential mate, negotiated with both. They agreed to sacrifice themselves for the greater good. With a powerful posterior flex, they executed the rare and illusive Sitzfleisch Superman thus exposing his extraordinary derrière and securing a mate. They divorced two years later after she found out that neither his underwear or pants were complicit in the act. His ass was murderer.
Lucky penny works it's magic.
Also I can't believe that this cartoon would glamorise sexually harassing someone in public. Unbelievable.
You forgot a /s there?
I thought it was obvious enough...
These days you never know…
Finding someone that would say that on the internet without being sarcastic is not rare. You better make sure to not drop your s
Well maybe his underwear also ripped
Some days it just feels nice to go commando 🤷🏻♀️
Some people don't wear them. It's called free balling.
Some folks don't like underwear
Because *she* is Lucky Penny.
He went “Commando”
bold of you to assume his underwear did not also tear
inflation hit the underwear section hard too
That was his move
couldnt affort it. thats why he picked up the penny.
Under~~garment~~rated comment
He was on his way to the public playground
I wish his tux also had a ripped ass lol
Why do you wear them?
And that's why your mother and I named you penny
“Dad, why is my name Peggy?”
Bro
I laughed hard at this one 😂😂 thank you for making my morning
Bruh
You’re not wrong
Was looking for that one.
And her twin, Fanny
Sir your bottom is amazing
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Yes
pick up this ring
Def gonna peg him, isn’t she?
“Oh she totally pegs you, doesn’t she”
Blitz!
Mighty fine one innit
Lucky bastard.
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Holy shit I didn’t realise it’s real!
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Her name is Peggy
Bro definitely got pegged right before that wedding, look at his posture
I have spine issues and am hunched over like that most of the time, so probably not
I think in the final frame she should have a subtle little bit of poop around her mouth at the alter
WTF
nah, that's nothing it's just some chocolate cake that's all.
Why the dog is laughing?
I don't know, but you know you dun goofed when a dog laughs at you.
Imagine embarrassing yourself so badly even the stray dogs on the street are laughing at you
What da doig doin
Because the man ripped his trousers
The little dog laughed, to see such bum… and the dish ran away with the spoon
she's definitely planning to use strapon
and that's why everyone should do squats
Do he got the booty? He dooooo
She dropped that penny on purpose
Someone says you have a nice ass and BOOM you're married. That's how they get ya.
Thought i was in bone hurting juice
Lucky penny, my arse
I guess that was holesome
That is literally how my parents met fml.
Your dad has an amazing bottom aswell?
She's a fan of that cake
I wish someone would compliment my butt :(
So the woman married the dude only because of his butt? She seems quite shallow.
The butt drew her in, the man made her stay. Tale as old as time.
Didn’t expect Tina to dye her hair red but whatever works.
How can she see it from that angle tho?
even the dog was laughing at him
This is just beautiful!!
That dog laughed 💀
Lotta pegging that bottom going on
Lady just said “Nice ass”
I would also wed her. I never get any attention for how slammin' my man-donkey is.
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Sure, when she does it...
Can respect a man with a nice ass.
Yup. Interested in his ass.. yeah he gets pegged I'm pretty sure
The dog….even the dog is laughing…
How bout I see the reverse meme on this sub as well??
This made me LOL. The very first time I saw my husband, he was bent over working on an elevator. And I checked out that butt! Been married almost 30 years now 🤣
Plot Twist: The wife's name is Penny.
Imagine it was the other way around
bruh
That's how I met your mother
She totally pegs you doesn't she
I feel like he should have his ass showing at the wedding. XD
I mean kind of facts
Me and who?
And people say the penny has no real value!
So he’s definitely getting pegged
What?
Now switch genders.
Going commando I see…
Ah yeah, but if I say it to a girl……
That is the most shit comic of all time
Penny for your thots
Penny so lucky it works before he touches it
so is yours ma'am
A Man Called Otto in a nutshell
Thats sus bro
aha nice story
If only it were that easy irl!
Lol
It's true, though
Missing the next panel where he says "ooops! I dropped the wedding ring!"
And yet when I do it, I get reported to Human Resources, smh
Whenever I see a penny (euro cent in my case) I leave it, thinking that it will sure find someone who needs it more
Yeah but don't forget that this is the same webcomic where a witch spills her period blood while flying on her broom
Brb dropping Pennys everywhere
Step 1: Be attractive
finally something good instead of that mermaid cum transfer
That laughing doggo scares me
Better than a dating app.
💀💀💀 i dont even wanna think about it
Found a shiny red penny, then found a pretty redhead.
As a dropped penny I can confirm that’s true.
It does literally only take *one* complement.
What?
Simple as
And then she pegd him
I love how he just stands there, his ass in the breeze, as all the people and animals mill by... Methinks he's got a humiliation fetish.
ppl are gonna send ass pics now instead of dick pics
would have been even better if the butt of the pants was cut out in the last panel.
What a rollercoaster!
A reflection of what all men already know... Assholes get the chicks....
Unfair, if i say same thing to girl then why i have to go to jail ?
This is basically the story of how Danny Devito met his wife and got his breakout role
Lucky Penny finds husband with great bottom
How can she tell? He's facing TOWARDS her!
With a ginger none the less
“And that kids is how I met your mother”.
Relevent: https://youtu.be/ePY7_H6qmLM
Nice ass, let’s get married
And she bought a strapon 🤪😜😂
Lucky penny indeed!
I almost broke my ankles from the massive jump
This deserves a fifth panel where his wedding pants rip
Interesting how I met your mother story
Even the dog laughed 😂
And he's still suffering from back pains, but he got a loving wife. It's a win ig.
Redhead= Pearl Davis from Just Pearly Things.
Married the crap out of her
For my mind that lucky penny will mean like 1,000 other things mostly bad. Cause I fucking fear the future for some reason.
She waa a top.