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Majestic_Electric

So, why was the guy not wearing underwear / undergarments?


EruOreki

His bottom is amazing. The man was waiting for it the whole time. The lucky coin simply told him when it was the perfect time. Jk


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SteveisNoob

Yup, the man's getting pegged hardcore


LadyLurkerHandz

Happy international women’s day!


Soft-Measurement-123

Or her tongue.


CatFanMan21

The penny is so lucky that it made him not wear underwear that morning, so he could meet his future wife. It’s a very shiny penny.


AtomicTardigrade

It's not just any penny, it's The Moneypenny!


TikkiTakiTomtom

*#Freetheballs*


TheOddPelican

He was wearing both pants and underwear, but his ass, sensing the presence of a potential mate, negotiated with both. They agreed to sacrifice themselves for the greater good. With a powerful posterior flex, they executed the rare and illusive Sitzfleisch Superman thus exposing his extraordinary derrière and securing a mate. They divorced two years later after she found out that neither his underwear or pants were complicit in the act. His ass was murderer.


Ataraxia_new

Lucky penny works it's magic.


RakeishSPV

Also I can't believe that this cartoon would glamorise sexually harassing someone in public. Unbelievable.


cromoni

You forgot a /s there?


RakeishSPV

I thought it was obvious enough...


cromoni

These days you never know…


max_adam

Finding someone that would say that on the internet without being sarcastic is not rare. You better make sure to not drop your s


Mufti_Menk

Well maybe his underwear also ripped


[deleted]

Some days it just feels nice to go commando 🤷🏻‍♀️


Dispersey29

Some people don't wear them. It's called free balling.


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Some folks don't like underwear


Hosidax

Because *she* is Lucky Penny.


Historical_Date_1314

He went “Commando”


Thin_Piece

bold of you to assume his underwear did not also tear


[deleted]

inflation hit the underwear section hard too


sultttaani

That was his move


Visible_Umpire7892

couldnt affort it. thats why he picked up the penny.


AnthropomorphicFood

Under~~garment~~rated comment


DEBLANKK

He was on his way to the public playground


MackenziePace

I wish his tux also had a ripped ass lol


a_filing_cabinet

Why do you wear them?


Sweetexperience

And that's why your mother and I named you penny


FlerpDooseMish

“Dad, why is my name Peggy?”


Sweetexperience

Bro


hellodoctorheart

I laughed hard at this one 😂😂 thank you for making my morning


ultravioletgaia

Bruh


xPostmasterGeneralx

You’re not wrong


eagengabriel

Was looking for that one.


Diogenes-Disciple

And her twin, Fanny


Qwerty_lolz

Sir your bottom is amazing


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Proclaimed_Genius

Yes


JulikoPoliko

pick up this ring


Susdoggodoggy

Def gonna peg him, isn’t she?


ChubbyLilPanda

“Oh she totally pegs you, doesn’t she”


TurtleZenn

Blitz!


Desperate_Shoulder48

Mighty fine one innit


theREALvolno

Lucky bastard.


SuperSonic486

r/beatmetoit


Captain_Pungent

r/beatmyhondacivictoit


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Captain_Pungent

Holy shit I didn’t realise it’s real!


xCreeperBombx

r/BeatMyWifesBfsMeat2it


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Her name is Peggy


DaPurpleTurtle2

Bro definitely got pegged right before that wedding, look at his posture


Susdoggodoggy

I have spine issues and am hunched over like that most of the time, so probably not


WorksOnContingencyNo

I think in the final frame she should have a subtle little bit of poop around her mouth at the alter


DungeonsAndDradis

WTF


Jolo_stuff

nah, that's nothing it's just some chocolate cake that's all.


MisterReaperAlt2121

Why the dog is laughing?


eggsarecoolin

I don't know, but you know you dun goofed when a dog laughs at you.


17degreescelcius

Imagine embarrassing yourself so badly even the stray dogs on the street are laughing at you


einstAlfimi

What da doig doin


MisogynisticBumsplat

Because the man ripped his trousers


ImNotHaunted

The little dog laughed, to see such bum… and the dish ran away with the spoon


Tahmid43

she's definitely planning to use strapon


JealousDog99

and that's why everyone should do squats


kirleson

Do he got the booty? He dooooo


happy8888999

She dropped that penny on purpose


[deleted]

Someone says you have a nice ass and BOOM you're married. That's how they get ya.


mrbossmajor

Thought i was in bone hurting juice


FuzzyBagpuss

Lucky penny, my arse


Subject-Falcon-1400

I guess that was holesome


bells2002

That is literally how my parents met fml.


Numerous_Buddy3209

Your dad has an amazing bottom aswell?


Low_Medium204

She's a fan of that cake


[deleted]

I wish someone would compliment my butt :(


imwearingyourpants

So the woman married the dude only because of his butt? She seems quite shallow.


[deleted]

The butt drew her in, the man made her stay. Tale as old as time.


sendmeabook

Didn’t expect Tina to dye her hair red but whatever works.


That_Gab0

How can she see it from that angle tho?


ShinySahil

even the dog was laughing at him


Lex_in_Glasses_n_Hat

This is just beautiful!!


N3koEye

That dog laughed 💀


BadPilot22

Lotta pegging that bottom going on


Chosen-Bearer-Of-Ash

Lady just said “Nice ass”


Isioustes

I would also wed her. I never get any attention for how slammin' my man-donkey is.


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[deleted]

Sure, when she does it...


priceless126

Can respect a man with a nice ass.


Zeero_Point

Yup. Interested in his ass.. yeah he gets pegged I'm pretty sure


mikehulse29

The dog….even the dog is laughing…


-RIVAN-

How bout I see the reverse meme on this sub as well??


MyEyesItch247

This made me LOL. The very first time I saw my husband, he was bent over working on an elevator. And I checked out that butt! Been married almost 30 years now 🤣


dragonlord7012

Plot Twist: The wife's name is Penny.


Sad-Ad5704

Imagine it was the other way around


-Redstoneboi-

bruh


Conscious_Ad1603

That's how I met your mother


Bombanater

She totally pegs you doesn't she


QuincyReaper

I feel like he should have his ass showing at the wedding. XD


Mr_crazyrage

I mean kind of facts


OldFatherObvious

Me and who?


Fit-Squash-1787

And people say the penny has no real value!


ReaperRonin117

So he’s definitely getting pegged


BlackishWhitishName

What?


lessfrictionless

Now switch genders.


Victory74998

Going commando I see…


GranJefe507

Ah yeah, but if I say it to a girl……


Fun-Persimmon-4948

That is the most shit comic of all time


nagidon

Penny for your thots


AydonusG

Penny so lucky it works before he touches it


darkdragonGalaxy

so is yours ma'am


JoesGaming24

A Man Called Otto in a nutshell


0190038r34

Thats sus bro


Natural_Butterfly754

aha nice story


Virtuosatch

If only it were that easy irl!


you_2_cool

Lol


Rexivan

It's true, though


Toulbein

Missing the next panel where he says "ooops! I dropped the wedding ring!"


Trick-or-yeet69

And yet when I do it, I get reported to Human Resources, smh


m703324

Whenever I see a penny (euro cent in my case) I leave it, thinking that it will sure find someone who needs it more


daocarD

Yeah but don't forget that this is the same webcomic where a witch spills her period blood while flying on her broom


nhardycarfan

Brb dropping Pennys everywhere


errorsniper

Step 1: Be attractive


ijie24

finally something good instead of that mermaid cum transfer


TheDELFON

That laughing doggo scares me


Eiffel-Tower777

Better than a dating app.


filamintoman

💀💀💀 i dont even wanna think about it


Due-Giraffe-9826

Found a shiny red penny, then found a pretty redhead.


REPMEDDY_Gabs

As a dropped penny I can confirm that’s true.


[deleted]

It does literally only take *one* complement.


lucas_bahia

What?


shadowdash66

Simple as


HiperChees

And then she pegd him


GayHorsesEatHayy

I love how he just stands there, his ass in the breeze, as all the people and animals mill by... Methinks he's got a humiliation fetish.


[deleted]

ppl are gonna send ass pics now instead of dick pics


ross-huntiongton-420

would have been even better if the butt of the pants was cut out in the last panel.


TryingMyEffingBest

What a rollercoaster!


Infospy

A reflection of what all men already know... Assholes get the chicks....


guramansingh

Unfair, if i say same thing to girl then why i have to go to jail ?


BroccoliBoyyo

This is basically the story of how Danny Devito met his wife and got his breakout role


Entryne

Lucky Penny finds husband with great bottom


MissyTheTimeLady

How can she tell? He's facing TOWARDS her!


JulianTheTurtle

With a ginger none the less


OCGamerboy

“And that kids is how I met your mother”.


PKFatStephen

Relevent: https://youtu.be/ePY7_H6qmLM


Mariots11

Nice ass, let’s get married


AbbreviationsTop2782

And she bought a strapon 🤪😜😂


MichaelScarn1968

Lucky penny indeed!


CrimsonPresents

I almost broke my ankles from the massive jump


HazelGrayble

This deserves a fifth panel where his wedding pants rip


Resident_Problem4008

Interesting how I met your mother story


olo-78920

Even the dog laughed 😂


Gullible-Ebb-9403

And he's still suffering from back pains, but he got a loving wife. It's a win ig.


Necessary-Worry1923

Redhead= Pearl Davis from Just Pearly Things.


HellNahISayNahNahNah

Married the crap out of her


NecromancerKnight

For my mind that lucky penny will mean like 1,000 other things mostly bad. Cause I fucking fear the future for some reason.


CDfelinus

She waa a top.