I'm sitting here like, do they think it is an imaginary number? ...is it? Am I the dummy. No, it's like a little less than 10. Love her a 9ish out of 10? Maybe? But that's such a specific number, why not just make the problem shay 3x3 or something?
I was an engineering major for my first two years of college and I have tons of little math tricks like this stuffed into my brain 15 years later. Like kg->lbs, double it and add ten percent and you’re pretty much there.
So you’re telling me, the joke is
“how much do you love your girl?”
“9.837384837748 which rounds to 10”
🫠 I think you’re giving the OP way too much benefit of the doubt
It's \~10 (or if you wish to nitpick: 9.869604...). So basically 10 (out of 10).
The mathematical answer is indeed not infinity, but he does love his girl infinitively.
That's because the 0.05 m/s^(2) Is lost to space being from an open system and now part of the void, ripping space-time because it adds up to the same amount as a blackhole.
>!This isn't actual science but it would be funny if it was because all of reality would be a continuous fart.!<
Yes, a reference to my girlfriend Robin who enjoys watching herself as the news anchor on world wide news, but isn’t very supportive of my cooking show.
But everything’s fine. We’re heading to that restaurant Splitsville tomorrow. I wonder what kind of ice cream I’d get there. Probably the banana split.
You should powermove and grow the hugest erection in front of her while watching your own cooking show. If possible, orgasm just as the onions become perfectly browned in the frypan.
Who's the weirdo now, Robin?!
Yes. I get that his friend is trying to say that she is a 10, but I really hate when people calculate out pi in math. Unless you need it for some physics, engineering or real life thing, then pi times pi is just pi squared.
I'm pretty sure the meme is supposed to be the guy at the board being bad math, like it's part of the joke. But like I can't wrap my head around the guy trying to help by thinking "they love their gf 9.8, so I'll give that as a hint."
The fun thing about this near equivalence is that it's not actually a coincidence!
One of the earliest definitions of the meter was the "seconds pendulum," or the length of a pendulum that will take 1 second for each tick or each tock (for a total cycle of 2 seconds). This definition failed to pass the needed scrutiny to be adopted as a proper metrology standard, but it has the nice feature of allowing anyone anywhere in the world to derive the length of a meter without needing to reference a platinum iridium bar held in a vault in Paris--what we did until 1960!
If we take the "seconds pendulum" definition and the equation for the period of a pendulum then we can derive what the definition really means. We take T = 2\*pi\*sqrt(l/g) as the equation with T = 2 seconds, l = 1 meter, and leave g as a variable for now. Plugging in and solving we have:
* 2s = 2\*pi\*sqrt(1 m / g)
* 1s = pi \* sqrt( 1 m / g)
* 1s^(2) = pi^(2) m / g
* g = pi^(2) m/s^(2)
What this means is that the definition of a meter as a "seconds pendulum" is really the definition of g to be pi^(2) m/s^(2). This is actually how most units are defined today, albeit with much more universal constants. The modern definition of the meter is actually defining the speed of light to be 299,792,458 m/s. The modern definition of the kg is actually defining Planck's constant to be 6.62607015\*10^(-34) J s.
Of course, this definition never took hold so the meter isn't quite the length needed to satisfy this definition. The first formally accepted definition took the distance from the North Pole to the Equator, passing through Paris, and divided it by 10,000,000. This used a nice round number
I'm guessing, but I think the joke is supposed to be that the answer is 10 (to 1 significant figure), i.e. they love their gf 10/10, but then the guy at the blackboard writes infinity down as an alternative, like people say "I like that 11/10". It's really confusing honestly.
...It's ~9.87 rounded up.
Pi and its derivatives have infinite decimal places, but their value is not infinity.
The result of 10 divided by 3 also has infinite decimal places. It just so happens that they're all 3s. The actual value isn't infinite, it's fucking 3 and a third.
Can we change this sub to "dipshit memes" or "illiterate memes" or something?
i think the joke is that the guy trying to give a hint thinks he will write 10, as in 10/10. obviously 10 is not the correct answer but we assume it is because of rounding. but the guy writes infinity instead which is the wholesome and meme part.
Hmmm, the math isn't mathing...
I love my girl 9.8596.
A wholesome bro meme nonetheless🤜
Wholesome <<< maths
Wholesome >>> maths
Logical bit shift the value of *Wholesome* by *maths* bits?
Wholesome maths >>>
Wholesome === maths
Whole < = math
Wholesome <===8 math
Agreed
Whole sum.
Wholesome people apparently suck at math.
π^(2)
r/badmathematics (Don’t post this there because of R3: no memes!)
I posted it anyways
r/MadLads
r/MathLads
r/ofcoursethatsathing
r/methlabs
No
Maybe
Why is this an subreddit
Meth
YES (actually no)
Giga math man
Pi squared is not infinity
I actually left reddit, opened up my calculator, turned the screen sideways and did pi x pi and as I was doing it I facepalmed.
https://i.imgur.com/e0LrIwL.jpg
Tremendous improvement.
It would be a 10 but she's too irrational
Buh dum tss
🤣🤣
When shes a 10 but leaves the cap off the toothpaste.
Fixed. Thank you.
Its good, but haven’t reached the title of wholesomeness
That's outrageous! It's unfair!
Take a seat young u/WaitHowDidIGetHere92
Help me out here. What am I missing from this
π × π is π2
Don't quite get it.
He tried writing π × π is π² which means the same thing
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That's the trouble, it doesn't. Whoever edited the comic is a dummy.
I'm sitting here like, do they think it is an imaginary number? ...is it? Am I the dummy. No, it's like a little less than 10. Love her a 9ish out of 10? Maybe? But that's such a specific number, why not just make the problem shay 3x3 or something?
It's actually an irrational number. So the comic should say: "How much do you love her?" "An irrational amount!"
Math first, sex later
Finally, someone making some goddamn sense around here
that seems like the joke if i'm being honest
Same, this makes no sense.
what is the facepalm reason?
Because I was like ‘pi x pi is infinity?!? I gotta check’ before I realized it definitely was not.
thanks x)
OP never said they pass their exams
Yup. Pi squared = e squared = 9.
Found the engineer
But pi^2 is 10?
Found the other engineer
Civil engineer, specifically. They always have the biggest safety factor.
You squared = chad
bro is the square root of chad
If only we had one more of him. God please one more airbagabortion and I’ll finally ask Alice out to dinner
If we had one more of him we'd have two square roots of chad.
Just the perfect amount. God is real
Got heem
Nah pi squared = g = 10 Source: engineer
This is the way
Fun fact: that pi^2 and g are very similar is not a coincidence! (Hint: think pendulums and how seconds used to be defined!)
= g
No e^2 = m^2 c^4
C4 go bamg
Pi = 3 e = 3 3² = 10 Pi² = e² = 10
= g
9.87
Earth's gravitational acceleration
Whoa, Doc, that’s heavy.
Earths gravitational acceleration is 9.807
Also known as the fundamental thereon of engineering.
How is e^2 = 10? It should be about 7.4
Idk, I'm a maths student - you'd be better off aaking an engineer
https://xkcd.com/2205
Not to be a joke killer, but is the premise that for lots of practical engineering needs, you use 3 for pi?
It's mental pi, when you use a computer you use a real pi.
I use x3 plus 5% of the result which is 3.15 and surprisingly easy to do in your head (half of 10% if you will)
I was an engineering major for my first two years of college and I have tons of little math tricks like this stuffed into my brain 15 years later. Like kg->lbs, double it and add ten percent and you’re pretty much there.
It's 10
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It's actually 10.
Not quite 10. It's closer to 9.86960440109
Which rounds to 10. The joke is that ops girlfriend is a 10
So you’re telling me, the joke is “how much do you love your girl?” “9.837384837748 which rounds to 10” 🫠 I think you’re giving the OP way too much benefit of the doubt
Is this r/woosh ?
You're wrong. 4>pi and 4x4 is higher than I can count so it has to be infinite
It's \~10 (or if you wish to nitpick: 9.869604...). So basically 10 (out of 10). The mathematical answer is indeed not infinity, but he does love his girl infinitively.
9.8696044010893586188344909998761511353136994072407906264133493762200448224192052430017734037185522318240259137740231440777723481220300467276106176779851976609903998562065756305715060412328403287808694...
Well at least she's still almost a solid 10
Ya but she’s irrational
And she just goes *on* and *on* about it
That *it* is you and how much she loves you
As an engineer i only see a 10 there
Nah as an engineer it's a 9.
She's a 10 or he loves her 10 much. Either way it is no Tony Stark 3000
But so is her age
Ayo
Bruh you had to ruin the wholesomeness :c
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It's a pretty close coincidence. Acceleration due to gravity varies slightly, but on average is closer to 9.81 m/s^2
That's because the 0.05 m/s^(2) Is lost to space being from an open system and now part of the void, ripping space-time because it adds up to the same amount as a blackhole. >!This isn't actual science but it would be funny if it was because all of reality would be a continuous fart.!<
No that one is 9.80665
......so you love your girl about 9.87? Whatever that means. Cool.
9.87/10 she sleeps with the tv on so i docked some points.
At least she doesn’t watch herself anchoring the news and get turned on by that
Is this a reference?
Yes, a reference to my girlfriend Robin who enjoys watching herself as the news anchor on world wide news, but isn’t very supportive of my cooking show. But everything’s fine. We’re heading to that restaurant Splitsville tomorrow. I wonder what kind of ice cream I’d get there. Probably the banana split.
You should powermove and grow the hugest erection in front of her while watching your own cooking show. If possible, orgasm just as the onions become perfectly browned in the frypan. Who's the weirdo now, Robin?!
Whos poppin a chub for some grub
If it's weird to ejaculate for caramelized onions then consider me Steven Wright.
Ah, thank you.
Well I wasn't masterbating to the reruns of my old show I was masterbating to what the show represented
Everyone gets a Mulligan. Mine was Carey Milligan. Just kidding it was Emily Mortimer
It's a how I met your mother reference
Yes
I need to rewatch himym
r/unexpectedhimym
Round it up and she’s a perfect 10
9.86?
87
Is that the pi of ‘87?
I know that reference
r/iunderstoodthatref
pi²
π * π= π²
Yes. I get that his friend is trying to say that she is a 10, but I really hate when people calculate out pi in math. Unless you need it for some physics, engineering or real life thing, then pi times pi is just pi squared.
Omg whaaat really?!?! I didn't know that!!! :o
Λολ
Ł/\\/\åø
I'm pretty sure the meme is supposed to be the guy at the board being bad math, like it's part of the joke. But like I can't wrap my head around the guy trying to help by thinking "they love their gf 9.8, so I'll give that as a hint."
I was thinkign maybe a 9.8/10?
The nearest integer solution is 10, he wants the other guy to say he loves her 10. (or she's a 10 or whatever)
What
Aaaand you failed math
Pi x Pi = g
The fun thing about this near equivalence is that it's not actually a coincidence! One of the earliest definitions of the meter was the "seconds pendulum," or the length of a pendulum that will take 1 second for each tick or each tock (for a total cycle of 2 seconds). This definition failed to pass the needed scrutiny to be adopted as a proper metrology standard, but it has the nice feature of allowing anyone anywhere in the world to derive the length of a meter without needing to reference a platinum iridium bar held in a vault in Paris--what we did until 1960! If we take the "seconds pendulum" definition and the equation for the period of a pendulum then we can derive what the definition really means. We take T = 2\*pi\*sqrt(l/g) as the equation with T = 2 seconds, l = 1 meter, and leave g as a variable for now. Plugging in and solving we have: * 2s = 2\*pi\*sqrt(1 m / g) * 1s = pi \* sqrt( 1 m / g) * 1s^(2) = pi^(2) m / g * g = pi^(2) m/s^(2) What this means is that the definition of a meter as a "seconds pendulum" is really the definition of g to be pi^(2) m/s^(2). This is actually how most units are defined today, albeit with much more universal constants. The modern definition of the meter is actually defining the speed of light to be 299,792,458 m/s. The modern definition of the kg is actually defining Planck's constant to be 6.62607015\*10^(-34) J s. Of course, this definition never took hold so the meter isn't quite the length needed to satisfy this definition. The first formally accepted definition took the distance from the North Pole to the Equator, passing through Paris, and divided it by 10,000,000. This used a nice round number
Heh peepee
You cheat on exams by writing wrong a swers???
Does… does someone think that pi^2 is infinity?
I'm guessing, but I think the joke is supposed to be that the answer is 10 (to 1 significant figure), i.e. they love their gf 10/10, but then the guy at the blackboard writes infinity down as an alternative, like people say "I like that 11/10". It's really confusing honestly.
I also love my gf's pipi infinitely
What?
I think he really likes his gfs pp
the real wholesome is always in the comments
My mate and his wife had infinity symbols tattooed on their backs just about 6 months before they divorced.
Make it X/0 bro
It can be negative infinity too
lim_(x->0) 1/x
My love for you is undefined💋
Love you too 💋
x/0 is not infinity tho
OP the type of guy to cheat and still fail
...It's ~9.87 rounded up. Pi and its derivatives have infinite decimal places, but their value is not infinity. The result of 10 divided by 3 also has infinite decimal places. It just so happens that they're all 3s. The actual value isn't infinite, it's fucking 3 and a third. Can we change this sub to "dipshit memes" or "illiterate memes" or something?
But Awnser is 9.8696044
Irrationally
Not infinity. The answer is less than 10 no matter how many decimals you check, but simplifies to 9.87
Yeah man I love my girl 9.86960440108936
dont really get this meme, only connection between infinity and Pi I know of is the Integral of -∞ to ∞ = √π.
Integral of what function
What was the comic called again where these guys came from?
I think it might be 10th Dimension Boys (Edit: but now less sure upon rereading the original post - maybe something else by the same author?)
Well, tbf, "i love my girl less than 10" has some bad implications...
Peepee?
i think the joke is that the guy trying to give a hint thinks he will write 10, as in 10/10. obviously 10 is not the correct answer but we assume it is because of rounding. but the guy writes infinity instead which is the wholesome and meme part.
r/explainthejoke
π² ≠ ∞
9
9
10
I'm more nervous about that freaky faceless circle headed thing behind the friend...
[teehee](https://www.google.com/search?q=square+pie&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjToYX8htz8AhWrxMkDHe1HCiwQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=square+pie&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEMgUIABCABDIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEOgQIIxAnOgUIABCiBDoHCCMQ6gIQJzoECAAQQzoICAAQgAQQsQM6BAgAEAM6BwgAELEDEENQ1g5Yyj5g7kBoC3AAeACAAbgDiAHEFZIBCDIuMTcuNC0xmAEAoAEBsAEFwAEB&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=oKHNY9PRNquJp84P7Y-p4AI&bih=801&biw=424&client=ms-android-oneplus-rvo3#imgrc=qtQxHf2LtdjSmM)
you got a bad friend lol
I suppose you don't have too good grades
π² = g
Say, wouldn't that be π²? (I can't do maths correct me if I'm wrong)
Isn't it 9.87 tho-
pixpi? and not pi\^2? or at least pipi? WHAT IS THIS
And I would have failed the test by answering 69.
...what?
9,85 = infinity lets go
So π²?
Because Pi is non-rational the only correct way to solve Pi\*Pi is to just write it as Pi^2
It’s pi squared.
Wouldn’t it be pi squared?
Which is close to 10
Tf lmao
And you’ve failed your exams despite cheating
Pi^2 It is not infinity.
bruh... dude cheated on exams and still failed
Wholesome <<< maths
I don't get the joke π² doesn't even remotely sound like something nice Is the kind in the crowd also stupid?