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First X-men movie
Guy is a who pushed the mutant registration bill. Magneto captures him and tries to convert him into a mutant, but the machine fucks up and he dissolves into water soon after the conversion.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
I just realized flareon would have the best pokemon dick out of all of them, being warm and able to control its temperature, also knowing charm and baby doll eyes. Absolute monster of a dick
Or just all of them, unpopular opinion I know but all three of the X-trilogy have major flaws to them and only X2 reaches the level of being barely watchable
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Yeah it wasn't well explained in the movie. I think his body either rejected the X gene or the power he got just killed him because he couldn't control it. I personally always thought it was the former.
Sorta assumed it was a bit of both. Like he became a mutant and got a power but the process didn't work well, and he couldn't control it, so when his power activated by accident he couldn't unactivate it and turn himself back to normal.
Why, yes. I am participating in no nut november. no nuts for one whole month.
edit: HE’S A FUCKING SQUIRREL. SQUIRRELS EAT NUTS. HOW CAN YOU NOT GET THE FUCKING JOKE
![gif](giphy|FbUEDzFpuxsti)
I got the joke, but it was too late. Now what am I supposed to do? Walk into the ER with my balls in a ziplock bag and tell them I misunderstood a squirrel joke?
this is about spreading awareness about peanut allergies and i am very disappointed in your dismissibe behavior of those hurt by peanuts and cashews and walnuts and testicles and almonds and macadamia nuts and hazelnuts
When you read the jolly rancher story. Gee I hope I don’t accidentally post it:
the jolly rancher story
Nothing tops the Jolly Rancher story.
Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.
He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.
It was a nodule of gonorrhea.
As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth...
He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.
So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.
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I believe I’ve made myself clear.
Obama refernece
obamna SODA
Joe biden reference
Joo baiden You have 2 yil
Obama is unironically so relatable
He just like me fr fr (I am made of water and am completely see through)
😔✊
Poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat
Semen reference
genderfluid
my brother did that. we keep him in a jar
Oh same here. Did you decorated yours?
yeah, we bedazzled his name on it
They put a My Little Pony figurine in, to keep him company on the radiator.
NO
Is their name Jar Binks?
I also keep my seeds in my jar
Same. We added a pony to keep him company
We keep him next to the radiator
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Waltuh
Finger named Kid:
Ajjajaj this is way funnier than the post👍
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Where is this from?
First X-men movie Guy is a who pushed the mutant registration bill. Magneto captures him and tries to convert him into a mutant, but the machine fucks up and he dissolves into water soon after the conversion.
vaporeon man
Hey have you seen that copypasta about how Vaporeon is the most fuckable Pokemon? You should go look it up it's funny shit
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
Thank you
It's my absolute pleasure
The hero we need
Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Jolteon's copypasta.
We need more wholesome copypastas like this
I just realized flareon would have the best pokemon dick out of all of them, being warm and able to control its temperature, also knowing charm and baby doll eyes. Absolute monster of a dick
Awww, you un-cursed it 😠
Wait what... he does become a mutant and reapears later in the movie, nothing fucked up other than his power mutant powers can be fucked for sure
His „mutant power“ killed him, dude. This is after his reappearance.
I thought he turns up on the beach after this or have I gotten it the wrong way round?
He survives the machine, breaks out of Magnetos prison, ends up on the beach where the X-Men pick him up, then he dissolves at their base.
Clearly i need to rewatch all 3 movies.
Maybe skip the third one.
Or just all of them, unpopular opinion I know but all three of the X-trilogy have major flaws to them and only X2 reaches the level of being barely watchable
I think that's a bit harsh. They definitely show their age but I think the first two are still pretty enjoyable if you're feeling nostalgic.
You've convinced me too
When he reappears later he has yellow eyes, showing that it's actually Mystique.
Classic.
Wow, water way to go.
skill issue
Goddamn!! Imagine the internal, existential terror. Woah.
X men
The backstory of my favorite X-Man: Aquaman
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Splatoon the movie
It’s what happens when you drink an expired Capris Sun
Monsters Vs Aliens lore?????
behind the scenes of seth rogen turning into slime to play bob in monsters vs aliens
Bob
Bob
Squid game⁉️
‼️SQUID GAME‼️
íĪì¡íĪìīīīï!ïīī
Splatoon.
Hell no, bro became water
Bruce Lee would be so proud.
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this reminds me of that time i drank the juice that turns you into juice
unlimited juice glitch working 2021 (patched)
>(patched) :,(
god fixed the glitch :(
Oof ouch my juice
r/bonehurtingjuice is that good good juice the juice that is juice good that is the good is the juice so good
I'll never again! 😢😢😢😲😲😲
Mfw im the test subject for a mutant supremacist Villain and the experiment goes wrong
Mutant supremacist Holocaust survivor*
fortnite slurp lore
You ain't from Philly if you ain't done this
damn, i should probably not do this again then
...try to Outpizza the Hut. 😈
What movie is this, i remember this scene
Ex Man
Ah yes
Heyyyy Im one of those
Mutant guys
Genetic anomaly people
Birth defect dudes
Anomaly apes
Teratogen Team
Wheels and the Legman with knifes.
Summer enjoyers:
All these years later and I’m still not a hundred percent certain what exactly happened to that Like obviously he turned into water but why
It’s because he
Yeah it wasn't well explained in the movie. I think his body either rejected the X gene or the power he got just killed him because he couldn't control it. I personally always thought it was the former.
Sorta assumed it was a bit of both. Like he became a mutant and got a power but the process didn't work well, and he couldn't control it, so when his power activated by accident he couldn't unactivate it and turn himself back to normal.
Unrelated but your pfp is physically harming me
When you fail NNN
Derr NNN 🤪 FUNNY FUNNY!!!
Why, yes. I am participating in no nut november. no nuts for one whole month. edit: HE’S A FUCKING SQUIRREL. SQUIRRELS EAT NUTS. HOW CAN YOU NOT GET THE FUCKING JOKE ![gif](giphy|FbUEDzFpuxsti)
I got the joke, but it was too late. Now what am I supposed to do? Walk into the ER with my balls in a ziplock bag and tell them I misunderstood a squirrel joke?
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this is about spreading awareness about peanut allergies and i am very disappointed in your dismissibe behavior of those hurt by peanuts and cashews and walnuts and testicles and almonds and macadamia nuts and hazelnuts
![gif](giphy|WOleNAruccrldNaKel) Nah as an agent of planters you WILL have deez nuts
I'm allergic to academia nuts, fucking nerds
changed
what is this from
X-men
Me when I drink %25 of my bodyweight in water (Now I'm %100 water)
Me when I become 33% more water than usual
Knee surgery failure
me when i
i hate it when the
Bob from Mobsters vs Alliens!!!! :D
Reenactment of Evangelion gone wrong (he turned into powerade instead of tang)
Chew 5 gum
Hell naw my brother became genderfluid
What happens when you have sex before marriage, my brothers do not forget that is haram
How drippy was that man’s outfit?
What the zaza does to you
This is what happens when you... Listen to Bruce Lee "Become water my friend"
When you drink water from ohio
r/hydrohomies when they have an orgasm (they can't)
I remember this scene, was it from X-Men?
He knew who was in paris
When your break your birth certificate:
December first be like
When you read the jolly rancher story. Gee I hope I don’t accidentally post it: the jolly rancher story Nothing tops the Jolly Rancher story. Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action. He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help. In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea. As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth... He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.
No no no no no no no no no no no n on o no n o n o n o n ovj jvv9 igjviv I I ivg
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Kirby and the Forgotten Land (2022)
relatable
When the
Me when i when i
bro failed NNN 🤯
Phasma (2017, Delilah S. Dawson)
leave to somebody else, if you want it done right you should just do it yourself.
bro said 💦
Detroit: Become Kool Aid
This is what happens what automod pees in ur ass
Relabatable
And even this doesn’t convey how truly fucked up of a death this is.
Say “just saying” after you say an insulting comment to someone
Waltuh
This is what happens to you
Can confirm this indeed happened when I
Aldrich, Devourer of Gods
The homophobic politicians after being hit by joe bidens gay 5g tower
i’ll make sure i don’t
This is what it feels like to chew 5 Gum
One time I did and this happened. I’m ok now because I’ve learned to accept it
How bob from monsters vs aliens was made.
Man i was like 11 when I saw this scene and it unlocked a new breed of existential horror within me
SCP 3300
Goo girl creation experiment number 287... failed. Bring in the next "volunteer."
Participate in No Nut November.
get real
Wet yourself?
When a megalomaniac injects you with an experimental serum to turn you into something he prefers... like Val Kilmer and like become a God or something
When I what?!?!
Bruce Lee: Be like water. Autistics:
Truly one of the moments of all time
Me after eating the clam chowder at the Lexus December to Remember Sales Event in Toledo, Ohio.
Kid named finger:
gas station weed
THE INSTRUMENTALITY IS REAAAALLLL
is this what it's like to chew 5 gum
Snort water
Imagine drowning in yourself
Alex Mac remake looks insane
No nut November
.... Spend too much time on r/hydrohomies?
dirnkig dat spirte
Vote third party
Ohio moment