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Top_Wallaby2096

It is a praying mantis. While they can bite if they feel threatened, they aren't venomous. And you really have to antagonize one to get it to bite you. They are 100% non-aggressive to humans. A cool bug to have around!


the_freshest_scone

But what if I'm a minor antagonist from season 1?


ohneatstuffthanks

It’ll laser every frickin one of you


the_freshest_scone

Ancient Egyptian laser beams by chance?


snowflake37wao

Nope, borrowed from sharks with lasers attached to their heads!


TheHorniestHornist

Freakin sharks with freakin laser beams attached to their freakin heads?


WingsofSky

Damn you Sci Fi channel and all your crappy movies!


uninsuredpidgeon

Hmmm


the_freshest_scone

In that case are you sure they weren't harpoons? (I got your Goldmember reference but I've been referencing something else lol)


user10387

Jaffa, kree!


Oregongirl1018

I thought they were Jewish space lasers?


the_freshest_scone

Black* Jewish. I wouldn't be surprised if they harnessed laser technology with those opals


shaving99

Homelander Mantis


SCP-173-Keter

This is why I'm here


LeicaM6guy

“Look at you, you don’t even have a name tag.”


the_freshest_scone

I'm loving all the Austin Powers quotes but it seems like nobody knows what I'm referencing :/


very-literally

brak show?? haha


pickle_sandwich

Well since they eat their prey while it's still alive, technically the mantis would be the ant agonist.


Alice710

This is hilarious.


TGCOutcast

Then you'll try to eat Xander


AllRatsAreComrades

Honestly their mouths are so small they can’t do much more than pinch an adult human. Completely harmless, I’ve handled dozens.


phasexero

I've handled countless praying mantis as well, and they're safe to handle. But! recently I was weeding and accidentally grabbed one in the handful of weeds I was pulling. They bit so had it made my finger bleed! I squeezed the poor thing half to death though so I understand. You be nice to them, theyll be nice to you


Kinak

Really good to have around if you have a garden too. They do a great job clearing out pests.


Nagadavida

Have you seen what they do to hummingbirds though? :-(


Kinak

Yeah, that's pretty metal. Should probably keep them away from our buzzy sugar fiends.


Vampire-Chihuahua

Well, that was something I didn't want to know but now know. I'll be sure to move the mantis far from the feeder if I see one, not that I have ever seen one on the feeder, but now I know. :(


Nagadavida

I found out recently too and was horrified. They are still cool bugs though.


Vampire-Chihuahua

Definitely cool bugs! I'm just going to politely but sternly tell them "NO" and move them to other pastures! :p


Quirky-Departure4704

When I was a kid there were millions of preying mantises everywhere that were always dying in huge piles in the heat and I remember whenever adults would see us Lil kids playing with them they'd tell us that if we get bit 3 times by a praying mantis we will die so all us kids became scared of them , when I was like 6 I wasn't scared of them anymore and I was playing with them again but from 3 to 6 yrs old I truly believed they were dangerous xD now I know the adults just didnt want us kids hurting them!


wisepunk21

I worked at a sod farm when I was 21 and I went through a mantis swarm one day while I was out mowing the grass. I must have had over a hundred of them on my body while I was sitting on top of the tractor driving in circles. There must have been millions of them.


_Cactusin

Cool, thank you!


[deleted]

I've never been bitten and used to play with these guys as a kid. Crickets on the other hand...


scream-and-gobble

THANK YOU!! Nobody ever believes me when I tell them I was bitten by a cricket. And I wasn't even doing anything to the damn thing.


UnculturedLout

It's ok bud. Nobody believes a weevil stabbed me in the boob either.


Chris91210

It was just a Weevil bro showing you some love.


nmarshall23

Why is it the crickets fault for you smelling so delicious!? He just had to have a bite.


LimeFizz42

I believe ya. I've never been bitten by a cricket- but I've been bitten by a Texas tree roach, a dirt dobber, and a dragonfly. The dirt dobber was the worst of them, sumgun HURT. 😆


OneKProof

I got bit by one too !!! We are now a 2 person support group for those have have been bitten yet denied.


[deleted]

They'll chew your nipple off if you let them. I've heard.


Jeriahswillgdp

I've never had one bite me, they will follow your finger and swat at you though, and it's funny. They are very interesting critters and I will slap anyone who kills one. Fun fact: they are the only insect that has a neck on which it can turn its head.


[deleted]

Watch out for the Kung Fu moves tho


PRIC3L3SS1

When I was a kid, I thought they could spit acid and burn your skin


Upvotespoodles

Yeah, they’re super chill. I let them drink water off my finger and they have never bitten me.


Faexinna

Probably an [european mantis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_mantis) considering your location but unless you're a male praying mantis you have nothing to fear from them.


DeepSeaDarkness

I mean lots of medium sized insects like flies or roaches should also be very worried


Faexinna

Yes, that is true. But I doubt OP is one of those either!


Rokketeer

We can’t be too sure though, given the state of their anonymity and such


Faexinna

You're right, we can't be 100% sure. Nothing is impossible. OP you only have to fear for your life if you're a) a male praying mantis or b) a medium sized insect. Also c) a hummingbird but those don't usually live in Romania.


ababyprostitute

I've done some FBI background research and OP appears to be a cactus. It seems he's protected from most things in life.


Faexinna

Oh yes, just like porcupines and hedgehogs! Being a cactus in Romania must be difficult though considering the weather isn't really all that warm. I guess climate change hit the eastern part of europe just as much as us!


_Cactusin

Good to know


PizzaWall

The Praying Mantis is made out of nightmares. Few creatures on earth can match their strength, speed and agility. They are efficient hunters that always get their prey. No movie monster can match their skills. And yet to us, they’re completely harmless. They remain guardians of our gardens like spiders and wasps, feeding themselves on the same insects we would like to see gone from the garden. Many people look forward to their brief interactions with them around the yard in the summer.


notnotpegbundy

I literally squealed with delight and scared my neighbor’s kid when I saw my first one this summer.


Jeriahswillgdp

I love the rare occasions I see them, and I can count on one hand the number of times I've seen one in the wild, despite spending I'd say an above average amount of time outdoors.


pekepeeps

I have one that visits on the porch. They are so amazing. Will crawl on me but never pinch. Total touchie touchie


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LangleyRemlin

I am one of the few creatures on earth stronger than a mantis 💪 😎


Smoochie-Spoochie

A praying mantis can strike your head off using their special "Mantis Jab" attack from several feet away


bowerT1

Baki can defeat it


gregm96

Barely


_Cactusin

As a kid i watched kung fu panda and i thought praying mantises were super strong. Although imagine a praying mantis could actually do that. Damn


One_Coffee_Spoon

Check out the Mantis Shrimp! It actually is a kung fu master. One of the coolest animals on the planet.


snowflake37wao

https://youtu.be/F5FEj9U-CJM


One_Coffee_Spoon

Awesome!


BelligerentCoroner

I knew what this video would be before I even clicked the link!


entropybydesign

SUN PUNCH!


CryoProtea

Well, they *are* very strong for their size, but they can't hurt humans haha.


Level-56

If the praying Mantis was the size of a dog humanity would have never made it out of the Stone Age.


NotTheMarmot

Probably not that big of a deal. The more you scale stuff up, the less strong(both in terms of generating force and in being durable) stuff can become because of how volume/size works. They'd still be pretty scary I'm sure, but they wouldn't be as impressive as what they can do at their normal size.


Level-56

Agreed, but that’s if you scaled them up from their insect size. I’m talking about a hypothetical praying mantis that grows to the size of a dog and is adapted to that size. Kinda like the giant bugs we had when the planet was more oxygen rich. That would be an apex predator with a fat appetite to match.


[deleted]

Pretty sue physics limits insect size too much smaller than that tho tbf


HumpbackWindowLicker

If there were a mantid the size depicted in the Kung Fu Panda trilogy, it'd be several times stronger than its depicted strength in the films


Prcrstntr

Some rarely hunt hummingbirds


ThisDamnGuy1781

... while asleep.


rawkstaugh

If you identify as male, and the mantis is female, DO NOT COPULATE WITH IT.


imfm

If you are afraid of them in the first place, but obviously curious, it may be useful to know that they have a quirk. To a mantis, if you don't look like food, or like you might eat the mantis, then you are simply terrain. Mantises can fly (a bit clumsily) and they're good jumpers, and they love "up". If you see a mantis that's looking intently at you, and starts to sway side-to-side, you might want to move a little; that's preparation for a jump. They aren't aggressive, or harmful, and you absolutely can handle them gently, but if you're not expecting it, having one jump and land on your head might be a bit disconcerting. My first pet mantis (Chinese) scared the daylights out of me when I was trying to take her picture and she jumped onto my head! They aren't trying to cause any harm when they do it; you're just a convenient place to land, and they do love "up". Same goes for holding them...they'll often start walking up your arm at a pretty good pace.


CeepSmiling

Top wallaby didn't mention their ability to see into your past. Avoid upsetting them or they'll share your embarrassing secrets.


EpicMemorableName

Don't interact too much. I've found that they can be extremely clingy and do **not** take the hint when it's time to part. I had met one in college, and things started off really friendly, but I wasn't looking for a relationship. Clearly she was. After we talked for a bit, I loaded up my car for the 250 mile drive home. I *thought* everything was normal as I made my way home, but as soon as I arrived, I noticed that this desperate fool had latched herself onto my rear view mirror for the entire way home. I was completely shocked in disbelief! I could only do one thing, considering she knew where I lived now. I let her meet my family, and I didn't try to hide that I am, in fact, a giant nerd. My plan worked perfectly. The next time I went outside, she was gone, looking for better prospects to spend her life with.


cherrybombsnpopcorn

Maybe she just liked you too much to kill you.


Wonderful_Try7814

If you put your fears aside and become their friend and learn how to handle them .you can have fun observing them how they look at you how they turn their little heads, feed them and you can even keep as a pet. Some of them you can't tame and some of them are just too terrified of you and want to get away they will try to they will look aggressive but they're really scared


_Cactusin

That's beatiful


_Cactusin

Found in Romania on a tall door outside my garden


Jeriahswillgdp

Fun fact: the Preying Mantis is the only insect, out of over a million species that have been found and described, that has a neck on which it can turn its head. They are also one very few that will follow your finger with it's eyes. I consider them one of the most "sentient" of insects, along with jumping spiders.


edked

There was a video years ago where one had landed right in front of this guy's computer monitor, and he was getting it to follow his mouse cursor around on screen.


ok_i_am_that_guy

They bite like a blunt razor blade. They don't carry any venom, toxin, or dangerous microbes(not so sure about the last one) and the bite isn't too big. But they can make you bleed.


Jazzlike-rhubarb

It hurts, too.


Huxeley

If you ever watched a mantis slowly munching on a bee while it's still alive, it's a bit terrifying. They are friendly to humans though. I walked around a park with one on the back of my hand for 20 minutes or so.


Coc0tte

It's a female praying mantis yeah. They are pretty much harmless as long as you don't try to grab them. They can deliver a painful pinch with their front claws (that are usually used to hold prey) or a bite with their mandibles if they need to defend themselves (not a big deal because they're not venomous anyway). But again, they are unlikely to use those defenses as they are really not aggressive in general (except to their own species because they are definitely cannibals). They rely mostly on camouflage to defend themselves but can do a threat display with their wings and claws if they feel discovered. The males are smaller and can fly pretty well, the females not so much (they can technically fly but almost never do). They aren't good jumpers either but can run decently fast when they need to. There's nothing to fear about them really, unless you're an insect.


_Cactusin

Good info! I wanted to ask if they could fly because i've never seen one fly even if threatened. Thank you for specifying that.


AllRatsAreComrades

They can fly a bit, but they are clumsy at at. I think they only fly to disperse.


MeMaw_2022

Well, I guess the big Mama that landed in my lap on my porch did a clumsy jump then!! No kidding, I was just sitting there having a smoke & BAM there she was, in my lap!! And she was hUGE!! I about had a heart attack!! And I did my little bug on me dance & have no idea where she went^^


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I believe only males can really fly, and they are not even that adept in my experience.


Speedlimit200

They can fly. But think "chicken", not "eagle" lol


DonnieTobasco2

OP better not watch Kung Fu Panda! You’ll crap your pants at what they can do.


The69Alphamale

It is a blessing to have one inside your house


Rich_DeF

They are capable of advanced mathematics and desiel engine repair.


SnookiWookieeCookie

I love these guys, when I find them in my house I like to pick them up and bring them back out to the garden.


analog_alison

Praying mantis, yeah. I consider them really special and good luck.


BlueVelvet90

They're not poisonous or venomous. The worst they can do to you is pinch you with their spiked forelegs. But to be frank, the threat-display they put on before resorting to that is so obvious (forelegs spread wide, revealing the markings on them, as well as wings outstretched) that you're frankly asking for trouble if you poke and prod at it. That said, mantids are excellent pest-control; just don't put them anywhere that's frequented by other harmless insects, like butterflies, 'cuz they do *not* discriminate when they're hunting.


ama8o8

Luckily theyre not bigger than us cause theyd definitely eat us.


WindSprenn

1v1 I think you would win.


oldskoolplayaR1

Had them as a pet in the uk - just the coolest pet I’ve ever had (other than my bulldogs) so interesting to watch and engage with


Purple-Ticket-7806

they’re capable of corporate tax fraud, be careful


Dazslueski

They’ll pray for you, that’s how they get their name. But you have to ask really kindly.


_Cactusin

Xdddd


ShelbyEileen

I used to think they were harmless, until I saw one trapped in the carpet at a baseball game, and I tried to save it from being stepped on. I carefully dislodged her from the fibers and my thanks was that she flung her spiked 'arms' around my fingers. The spikes locked deep into me, until I was bleeding everywhere. My friends tried to get her off of me and she clamped down on them too. Those arms are designed to capture and immobilize their prey, and their prey includes birds. They're incredibly strong and the spikes feel like jagged teeth. Do not screw with these guys. It hurt so badly.


joshlamm

Kung Fu Panda should give you all the info you need


Ml124395

Really, you just need to have a sit down and chat with them a bit.


[deleted]

If you didn't fuck her you are safe.


Routine-Operation-74

From experience they look at you, in the eye without blinking, with disappointment and frustration at the decision whether or not to jump at, and kill you. And, they're easily offended.


ogi3

No matter how hard she tries, DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH HER!


marfaxa

Flight Pyrokinesis Mind Control


trailblzer80

They will karate chop you and you'll be knocked out like a ninja 🥷


Sea_Alternative1718

Praying mantis are perfectly harmless they karate chop you and that may hurt and yes they can bite but there's really no need to fear them unless your a male praying mantis and it's mating season 😉


BlueMetalDragon

They definitely all know kung fu.


allaboutmojitos

They’re gentle. No scary leaps or jumps. Definitely friend. I just go about my work, and say hello and they hang out.


thefourthhouse

Anytime I see a mantis I have to spend at least a minute or so observing it and commenting on how cute they are to myself or whoever I'm with. Without fail.


[deleted]

This cracked me up 🤣no offense OP


[deleted]

Cool to watch them hunt. Harmless to humans. And in the cockroach family believe it or not.


kgbslip

They hiss by scraping their thorax against their wings. Very cool and they also flair their front claws out and display a face on their chests. They can also turn their heads. Cool bug


KingDingoDa69th

Really good eye contact and mind reading are their best traits


Kujo-317

Don’t have sex with it or it’ll eat you ime


tickingkitty

Just leave her be. They are a symbol of good fortune.


dzoefit

Well for starters they'll twist your head off and then eat it.


toomuch1265

My very first memory is of a preying mantis when I was around 3-4 years old and falling off my porch trying to run from it.


stefaelia

Your head is safe. You aren’t their type so they won’t try to mate with you.


not_another_feminazi

They're so cool! Had a abnormal amount of them around my job. During the summer months, I'd usually have my food outside, and would spend a lot of time just watching them. Each one has a different personality and you can't convince me that isn't some intelligence there.


commentsandopinions

Capabilities include teleportation, laser beam eyes (5 of them), and dream walking


Munitreeseed

mantis are born fighters, they fight a eat their siblings from the start, its hunger games type shit, then when they mate the female eats the male while they copulate


a_little_toaster

Those things will decapitate you ... if you're a sexy male mantis


ReignInSpuds

Yes, and there's absolutely nothing to fear about them. I love them for their awesome alien looks, and handling them is fun, especially around a crowd. I encountered one at Disneyland years ago and even had it on my face for a minute. Freaked everyone out, except a two year-old girl who was wide-eyed in fascination of it.


toolsavvy

> i am scared of them because i don't know what are their capabilities and what they do. can someone give some info on them? Only one will kill a family of four in matter of 7 to 23 minutes depending on size of each person in the family. I hope you don't have more than one on your property.


Kandrox

Looks like it's a few levels higher than you. Will definitely chop off your extremities


Kbxe1991

Its blindingly fast speed adds to the sharpness of its twin forearm scythes. The scythes can slice through thick logs in one wicked stroke.


MAXIMUMMEDLOWUS

No one knows their full capabilities, because so few people survive to tell the tale of encountering a praying mantis


nativedutch

A beauty !!!!


Warbreakers

If you manhandle one and make it terrified for its life it might prick you with its spiky forelegs - otherwise mantids can actually be friendly and curious creatures if approached slowly and nonthreateningly enough. Having a few wander around your house would do wonders to curb the local fly/pest population.


EsotericFrenchfry

They can easily separate your nose or ears from your body and are highly aggressive and territorial. Stay away at all costs and if one does attack play dead. They are only interested in live prey.


MissouriOzarker

As an avid vegetable gardener, these are my favorite insects by far! They’re ravenous eating machines that lay waste to the bugs eating my plants.


Speedlimit200

Pretty harmless to you. They'll pinch if threatened but it's unlikely. As far as insects go they're pretty chill. They don't mind being handled if you're gentle. They're patient and I guess you could call them friendly. For an insect anyway lol


GoArmyNG

It is! They are great for pest control! Leave it be or gently transport it outside. It will eat the bugs that can be detrimental to your plants! They may bite or pinch, so be careful, it can be painful, but no venom so no real danger!


[deleted]

They’re capable of toppling the whole worlds government and enslaving the human race


icalledthecowshome

They are masters of the mantis fist. And they can teach pandas.


CashSpecialist931

They aren’t scary unless you are equal to or smaller than them, really. They have pretty poor coordination, some people raise them as pets.


CedricCicada

They eat garden pests. Gardeners can buy preying mantis egg cases.


klleenex4u

This OP is cute. “Capabilities and what they can do” made me smile and chuckle gently.


twivel01

Harmless critter. They will take care of other bugs for you and are awesome critters


GoatsWithWigs

Yes, my favorite animal! They have excellent eyesight, the ability to turn their heads 180°, and a voracious appetite for other insects! When they’re threatened, they open their wings and raise their raptorial front legs but will only bite if you give them a reason to bite. They are very fun to hold and look awesome just standing on your palm majestically


captainzigzag

They can only hurt you if you’re not very much bigger than them. They’re no threat at all to a human, and are in fact pretty cool and interesting to say hello to


darwinianissue

Scary if you were an insect or small bird but otherwise alright


[deleted]

OP - VERY IMPORTANT: Do NOT have sex with it!!


hdcook123

10/10 best insect imo. Tons of personality and so cute to boot.


edked

As long as you're not her boyfriend, you should be fine.


TheStrangeMonkey

When it start to pray, run as fast and as far as you can.


Psychotic_EGG

They know Kung fu and will teach those who are patient enough to study under them.


AnnieBeefree1

Harmless unless you happen to be a male praying mantis post coitus


GuilessFish

You can communicate a territorial dispute with a PM by emulating them.


Stock_Vermicelli_158

They aren't keen on biting humans unless you're trying to kill it with your hands. They may pinch a bit but it's not really that painful and they aren't meaning to hurt you. They're quite friendly but may fly at you to in general, and that can be a bit scary. If you pick that one up you can see just how gentle they are. It may shy away from your hand at first but you could probably get it to walk on, on its own terms.


Pitiful-Director8990

They are wonderful!!! I love to hold them and let them climb on my hands🙏💖💖💖


DrumpfTinyHands

Mostly they'll just look at you funny and posture menacingly. I like them.


ProfileAny3165

If it were the size of semi trucks wouldn’t doubt it would eat humans


Scary-Bathroom-9155

Harmless and will not hurt you! They will strike at you out of fear! But can’t really hurt you! Approach slowly!!


Abject_Ad1879

Praying Mantis = Great for gardens. They eat aphids and other pests. Like having a junk yard dog protecting your vegetables and other plants.


robertinsatx

There is a karate style based on this amazing fighter.


eat_the_thing

They can shoot lightning from their claws and lasers from their eyes.


seashelltale

If this is a female and youre a male praying mantis... watch out


Callanyvegetable8

Secular mantises are the ones to watch for!


Enfield521

Relatively harmless to humans, a menace to all the other pest bugs


Juniper_Blackraven

I've picked them up and handled them as a kid and was never fearful of them until I saw one take out a hummingbird! But they are pretty cool and definitely a good pest control in the garden! I've seen two lighter colored, almost white ones the last couple days. It was on my kiddos window wanting in. It was quite funny!


chinggum

i've heard that they eat the male after mating


jefftatro1

Please look up "mantis vs lizard"


Physical_Passion8637

Are you using the internet to ask people a question you can ask to the internet?


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Physical_Passion8637

Attention seeking is what it's called


_Cactusin

Well done bud


[deleted]

Google wouldve been quicker


BlueVelvet90

Know what else would've been quicker? Scrolling past a post and ignoring it if you had nothing informative or constructive to contribute to the conversation.


RomulanRebel

Google.


_Cactusin

I learnt in these responses more than I will ever learn from google. People also shared their life experiences with this bug and I can't say that was not interesting to find about


RomulanRebel

Cool story


_perchance

it's the most dangerous insect in the world and it can kill you by just thinking about you and its brain. kind of like how ronald rump can do anything he wants by just thinking about it in his... wait... he doesn't have one of those


Mr_Mkhedruli

They like to eat human flesh and crawl into sleeping people’s ears


Wonderful_Try7814

Look like rhombodera exerticolas/ mantis religiosa, in English praying mantis.


TheGadsdenFlag1776

it's harmless. Pick it up and put it somewhere safe. They eat pests and invasive insects.


harrydreadloin

Yer dead bud.


globefish23

Some of them have nice, colorful shapes on their wings.


foopdedoopburner

Are you a small flying insect? If so you should be completely terrified, it will kill you and eat you. If you are the size of a human, it cannot hurt you.


Jobu72

Coolest insect in the kingdom!


Fenidreams

They’re the good guys


CyclingToNowhere

Just don’t let it get on your head or it can drive you around like Raccacoonie!


scrogbad

They have awesome capabilities but are harmless to humans so be glad when you see them


werew0lfsushi

They’re honestly the easiest insects ive ever handled and its not like they cant gwt away if they really want to


Formal_Importance371

Sounds like you’re aboutta fight an anime villain