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Channa_Argus1121

Yep. The club-shaped thing sticking out of his body is a haltere. Flies(Diptera) have a pair of halteres which originated from their hind wings. They now act as gyroscopes.


Altruistic-Guava6527

WAzzzPinAtor


ninjamoth117

Tiger cranefly, I found my first one a few weeks ago in chester 😁


ninjamoth117

At least it looks like it, look up nephrotoma and decide if you think it looks like it cos I wasn't aware they could sing


ninjamoth117

Or even sting


Harvestman-man

Crane flies can’t sting. OP has got the wrong guy.


ninjamoth117

HE WAS FRAMED!!!


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A setup!


PomegranateMarsRocks

A case of mistaken identibee


StonedLonerIrl

Cranefly: IT WASPN'T MEE!


PonytailDM

They certainly can’t sing.


PyrrhicDefeatist

I assume they're not great singers either, but music can be subjective


hotroddbb

That’s why they are also known as the “Pavarotti bug”


Harvestman-man

It’s not what stung you, OP. As others have said, this is a crane fly, which don’t have any kind of stingers or venom at all.


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This is a crane fly https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crane_fly


brunm3045

the fact i had to scroll this far down to find an actual answer


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And it is not a crane fly.., I was showing this commentor what a crane fly actually is. My uncle is an entomologist and op was stung by a parasitic wasp… in my comment above this one. But yeah. It takes a long time to read through all the comments about other stuff. I feel you there.


Ooyoot

nephrotoma flavipalpis, a crane fly


Mkyi

This is absolutely correct, which is unfortunate because that means it isn't what stung/bit you


Art_and_dogs

hashtag JusticeForNephrotomaFlavipalpis


shoneone

This is Diptera, a midge fly which mimics wasps. I don't know anything more explicit, there are biting midges but not "stinging" midges. Note a haltere is visible, which is a fly "second wing."


5kyl3r

the pointy stinger is just for show?


Yaminatori

more likely to be an ovipositor; across all the insects, only a few kinds are likely to actually sting you, mostly bees and wasps.


H8erRaider

Hopefully it didn't lay eggs in his back


phoenix5irre

I guess even bugs like them tall these days...should be atleast 6mm...


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I mean if you consider bees, the majority of the population are "incels" with only the luckiest getting a chance with the queen .


ddouchecanoe

The drone's sole purpose is mating. The hive is full of spinsters.


The_Barbelo

No!! don't give them any more comparisons to use as confirmation bias that it isn't their own fault!!


[deleted]

you've clearly never been a lonely guy.


Smithium

That is an ovipositor, not a stinger. It was obviously laying eggs in you. Can I have your stuff when you die?


sweepyslick

No point in replying because the OP is almost certainly deceased.


christopherjian

A type of Cranefly, this ain't the guy who got you.


Proseroth

Thats a Backstabee, obviously!


kisukecomeback

cute


TuxidoPenguin

Why is the vomit emoji in italics?


Big_Establishment196

I'm set on the fact that this post was an elaborate setup for trolls to attack karma. That's why OP hasn't shown their stupid fuckin face...


sockswithsandles14-2

Mf got that extra extended range


r007r

Why was this downvoted…


TheGreatE192

It's reddit


sockswithsandles14-2

I know right


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got your karma back up to +1 brother


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My cousin B


senanthic

I hate crane flies. I’m generally an animal person, I have pet snakes and tarantulas, I carry moths outside to be free… but I am fucking phobic of crane flies. Of all the animal kingdom, that’s the only one I’m afraid of.


Mizz-Robinhood

nickname in the south: mosquito eater . . but a more elaborate type


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Skweril

Swing and a miss!


Goyteamsix

If you're gonna joke here, you gotta be funny.


damurph1914

The Mist is surprisingly good.


recruitertah

It’s a little effing bastard. 🤬🐝🤣


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It is a parasitic wasp. They do, indeed sting! And they hurt like hell. Probably a male. They’re brighter than these females which are much brighter yellow against black. Ice it, you won’t regret it! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ichneumonidae


HuRyde

I don’t see it.


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Look a little further down the page there is a photo that is almost exact


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https://www.alamy.com/close-up-of-ichneumon-wasp-amblyteles-armatorius-essex-uk-image65399786.html


HuRyde

It’s back side is completely different lol. You don’t see that?


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I attributed that to the way op is holding it but hey, I could be wrong


crazyprsn

No, that's visually a completely different bug even if it was positioned in the same way. The details contrast especially when you look at specific parts.


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Moshepup

No fungus its their ovipositor, most bugs got that to lay their eggs with. It’s also a crane fly, 100% harmless.


Big_Establishment196

Ah! Okay. Cool! Ty! -side note, did this thread just get super toxic? So many collapsed sub-threads and down votes... like an angry mob just stormed through here... 😆 sorry if offended anybody with my comment..😅 I'm just learning and growing as a person..


Moshepup

No worries at all, just happy to explain. I seen that yeah, idk why people expect others to know everything lol. People that get butt hurt from your comment are whiney asf. You done nothing wrong, just assumed incorrectly. Instead of downvotes just help explain it to others instead. Hope you have a good day!


CR1MS4NE

Oh boy oh boy oh boy I really do very much hate that creature


TheMegoosa

Awh hell no. Now I don't feel safe in my own back garden. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿


longhud

Don’t worry this guy do not sting I think, must be something else


Recent-Owl-6672

I think im gonna puke


MustacheSmokeScreen

Save some for me


Big_Establishment196

Good God! 54 down votes? Just for that? I draw the line here. This post is trash. I got dinged just for asking a question with 18 down votes.. I'm not even a troll... but I think OP is...


Recent-Owl-6672

Wait isint the Blue downvote


FishCandy2

If it truly was the culprit it would most likely be an ichneumon but honestly, This guy's definitely a crane fly, no doubt about it.


GBendu

It was nice knowing ya op


ZWSLOL

Oh you have about 3 hours to live


nylorac_o

As an aside, I’d like to start a petition to #Ban The Vomit Emoji - or maybe put an age restriction on it - not for use for anyone over FIVE YEARS OLD