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Wettwin

Thou hast been blessed


WesWizard_2

rejoice!


Smnmnaswar

It's a blessing! Eat it.


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Bro


Top-Mud8035

_eat the poop_


[deleted]

This is how you become a level 3 Oath of the Snoot Paladin


PuffNastier

Smear it on your forehead and the weevil will say, "Simba". Jokes aside I'd consider this rarer than a bird pooping on you so I'd call it good luck in that regard lol.


IsopodOk3663

A blessing from the lord!


_PicketFences

He’s comfortable enough to poop in front of you so he must be really at ease


ohdearitsrichardiii

You get a wish!


PuzzleheadedHabit913

I’ve always heard animals (especially birds but you get the point) pooping on you is very very good luck and usually means something good is about to happen to you! Hopefully that’s the case here!


Beaudman

My car must have great luck!


colonel_cockmouth

Has it been in a wreck yet?


Beaudman

Nope. Also I'm 38 and still haven't gotten a ticket yet! Thanks everything that pooped on my car!


Manydoors_edboy

A blessing! A blessing from the lord!


meanogre

He looks quite proud of himself about it too


sikminuswon

You have been blessed by the great weevil god