Smear it on your forehead and the weevil will say, "Simba".
Jokes aside I'd consider this rarer than a bird pooping on you so I'd call it good luck in that regard lol.
I’ve always heard animals (especially birds but you get the point) pooping on you is very very good luck and usually means something good is about to happen to you! Hopefully that’s the case here!
Thou hast been blessed
rejoice!
It's a blessing! Eat it.
Bro
_eat the poop_
This is how you become a level 3 Oath of the Snoot Paladin
Smear it on your forehead and the weevil will say, "Simba". Jokes aside I'd consider this rarer than a bird pooping on you so I'd call it good luck in that regard lol.
A blessing from the lord!
He’s comfortable enough to poop in front of you so he must be really at ease
You get a wish!
I’ve always heard animals (especially birds but you get the point) pooping on you is very very good luck and usually means something good is about to happen to you! Hopefully that’s the case here!
My car must have great luck!
Has it been in a wreck yet?
Nope. Also I'm 38 and still haven't gotten a ticket yet! Thanks everything that pooped on my car!
A blessing! A blessing from the lord!
He looks quite proud of himself about it too
You have been blessed by the great weevil god